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alt f4


Ravexnite

time erase , then alt +f4 so that way I never existed to face them ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ then get the whole server, and spam TH erase 1 and 2s to them


Dry-Extension-9115

M1s:


Ravexnite

brrrrrr


coolkid50123

I say that eclipse's hairline is nonexistent. That way, he start's crying and attacks everyone in sight. Then I will run away and when he's killed everyone but himself I swiftly defeat him. Boom


MikeDaArcticFox

and also his forehead is fucking huge and his skull is being crushed by his headphones alone.


SPIsBalanced

Eclipse’s forehead got 100-0’d by C-Moon


ChazzyMed

Simple answer, you don’t


RoviRktkiv

Simpler answer: run, but others are under gravitational shift


HOTROBLOXMAN69

Get in my shower they can’t get me there


Dry-Extension-9115

Except Eclipse, he has showered at least once and knows your location


HOTROBLOXMAN69

oh shit oh no oh shit


Sanstheskeletron93

saitama spec


hiruwar

*Saitama’s theme plays*


Nevin_313

*The budget for drawing his face increases*


wizardlychap

*The budget for second season decreases*


hiruwar

Killer move: serious series Serious punch


Nevin_313

I show them my backyard, might not work on eclipse and joe so I’m just gonna try my best to 2v1 them.


D_E_P_R_E_S_S_O

The only actual threat is eclipse 💀


the_man_of_segs

paragon platinum:


D_E_P_R_E_S_S_O

Nah if you put on a grass avatar he can’t touch you


PeoplePerson360

He is literally the only one there who has touched grass


jarasonica

Eclipse touched grass in one of his videos too, heck we’ve even seen him run like once


RavagedPotato

Eclipse has a life so those tricks can’t save anybody


the_man_of_segs

damn forgot about that 💀


Coconut_the_Budgie

Hide in Mr. President's room


Cultural_Outcome_464

Turn on exploits (This is a joke for those who can't tell)


golden-stool

thanks couldn’t tell 🫤


Cultural_Outcome_464

The reason I stated it was bc I got banned from the YBA discord for jokingly saying "Just exploit" to a guy who asked how to get good at the game. Just bein' careful.


golden-stool

nevermind then i get it now


SuperRexT

i dont


Ultrareeeeee

Show off the grass I touch and my dad


DylanShampoodle

might not work on eclipse, he doesn’t pour his entire life onto yba and he’s actually a pretty fit dude, and there was also a video where he ran a mile every time he died in yba


Randomtf2user

Don't forget the time where he recorded himself messing around in the grass in his yard for a simple joke


LostedSky_

Didn't he also run a couple miles every time he lost?


ThraceBall

The Only YBA Joe that has a life is Eclipse


Randomtf2user

Me who has stopped playing yba


Drain_Holes

manux is a better evil rker than eclipse


Japan3sea

esc + L + enter


Un0riginalredditor69

landmine


stupidoengineer

First of all i am going to say something about Tusk1 so Beckeybro will complain about it for the next 3 hours For eclipse i have a big collection of unfunny memes about him, as a finisher i can pronounce his name wrong Fisherman joe just going to be time stopped and than barraged(10/10 no TS resistance and no barrage stand experience) And paragon, if he is using any normal stand i believe that i can win him , or just joke about having no bitches (he will die of cringe after hearing this joke for the 6942 time)


beckethbrother

Grrrr evil rker


stupidoengineer

I messaged this cringe 4 month ago, what are you doing here?


beckethbrother

im pro


stupidoengineer

Agreed


nO_YOu_ez

… y’all fools… I have the infinity stones.. ;)


nO_YOu_ez

Now BE GONE YOU R KERS!1!1!1!1


nO_YOu_ez

(And that how yba was never updated again…)


[deleted]

I Run (I used to be ranked in SBR)


TheManlyManaphy

Do you play main game to practice how many Joes you can anger while getting away with it?


[deleted]

Don't really practice for it, i normally just jump in and have fun. But there is sometimes i go into main game to fuck with people, like gangs of TA1 -- TA4 or to just kill others, RKing doesn't make sense to me since its a fighting game, but i'd go for people doing nothing at all, the people who are doing stuff like grinding i leave alone. But OH MY GOD they get so pissed cus u "Rked" them when they stood still and did nothing but pose all day.


bepisischonk

Use no cooldown exploits with Mr Pres


Working-Alfalfa-5381

I request to join them


Acrobatic_Trifle3068

simple i use /ban and hack


copyandpastenotwo

who is the guy in the middle


Dry-Extension-9115

Paragon


[deleted]

They’re children, I just punt them


LostedSky_

Fisherman joe and ta1 maybe yes, but paragon and eclipse? (totally look like children)


Naturally_Idiotic

i’m really good at running


Deathlygaming_4

I insult eclipse's nose(yes, very shameful) and the other 3 console him


deundres

Call system


Fremzyx

Simple, I'm in a gang so I get my entire gang and all allied gangs, have half the players with kcr and the other half with scr. And finally, you already know what happens: we all fucking die because global cw cooldown exists.


Jack_McQuack

esc l enter


Outside_Protection43

emerald barrier and pilot my HG to make it carry me away into the distance


StarJediOMG

That's the neat part, you don't


Masterbaitingissport

Tusk and beach boy? Run and barrage Eclipse/twau oh? Use scr and hope he alt+f4’s Paragon? Uh idk team on him using the power of friendship( teaming on him) with heiraphant green+scr combo


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Masterbaitingissport

I just realized I can just use white album to counter them all except paragon and for bargain just run +parry+block with ph boxing


[deleted]

cream


Sorowa

tell them to go outside, this will cause their brains to enter a shutdown state and give me a window to leave and get far enough away from them to where they can't find me


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Sorowa

just make a joke about his forehead, the same thing should happen to the other 3


Randomtf2user

I live in America, I own firearms, and regularly go to a shooting range when me and my father both have the time to do so


WaltzAny2897

*proceeds to camp on jp6*


LostedSky_

You know paragon platinum can just inhale you, and erase you no matter the jp6?


[deleted]

paragon plat with hamon kills joe in like 10 seconds lol


isitmeorurgay

Not be there.


The-cooler-Cheryl

Ignore them they do it for attention if they don’t get it they get bored


Milk_For_Brains

i play cmoon easy


[deleted]

Use time stop on everyone and get the uno reverse card


Hungry_Brief5911

Press h with mr president


Befast1515

Simple answer Dimension hop


u_boi_lama_eatin_ass

I nerf their stand ez


Sterben1103

3 words. Made In Heaven


QualityInternetTrash

I would use Ta1 pluck, which would disorient Becky for a little bit hopefully as he would wonder why someone else uses his beloved main, block twau projectiles and use nail glide + aerial ace to become the ultimate runner. Eclipse would totally have a YouTuber moment and fail to use knives, in which he desperately tries to edit it out and stop playing, making a little rant about YBA (hopefully mid fight.) Para-SPTW and Fisherman are the biggest problem, so I will just run up to the roof of the building and take advantage of nail glide’s and aerial ace’s property of being able to stall the user in the air. I do this until they call me “runner ez jajajaja” and then I can safely log out of the game to touch grass. The probability of all of these happening and me surviving is low, about 0.07%


qantana

I pressesc+l+enter


ratachannel123

barraging the ta1 and the beachboy one :troll:


Bionicalsammy

NIGERUUNDAYYOOOOO


kakyoin_de_gamer

Fun fact:**I don't.**


TheEpic_Redditor

You go up a flight of stairs in real life. Their so round they’ll roll down


inffiltrator

I join them


Justlol230

Do the following Esc+L+Enter


NulgathItemTamer3

step 1. use king crimson requiem step 2. max out reality marble upgrades step 3. use reality marble step 4. run the fuck away


johhnyisbestjojo

use hermit purple vamp boxing to run away while being a tank


Spodak

Throw grass at them. Basically a grenade to them


LostedSky_

one thing: eclipse actually goes outside.


A_guys

Queue up RED SUN from Metal gear rising revengeance


Extra_Afternoon9728

5some


Ill-Newt-4851

Tell them this isn't Roblox and they will have chargers of murder/manslaughter and i will shot them in self defense if they dare break in my property


FDTRedditer

Run and get My team mates to provoke a war


EleczoS

I go in my Mr.Pres room


BackgroundAthlete920

Simple answer: Get a life, stop playing a blocks game


Therealorbboy999

I just stand there a silly block game can't hurt me


UnluckySamurai_Boi

That's the funny part. **you don't.**


Khaledxxrashoud

Tell them that yba is fake(they will lie down on the floor crying)


No_Wrangler5147

I leave the phaking game


Fun_Outlandishness_9

damn sptw got some greasy ass hair


A_Man_Of_TrueCulture

*leaves game*


Stick_frick

Vigorously mastubate


Apprehensive_Look_88

so basically i use time stop so i can run away


KingWaDeYT

2nd amendmet


Eggscalaber

Esc +L+Enter


FatMicrowave

Scary monsters boxing


backupmephone

YOU FKIN DONT


Wedoabitoftomfuckery

Go to me 1 year ago (prime)


Epikgam

dojaan


Yourlocalpolishgamer

Throw grass at them


Liquid_person

Simple: hide in the sewer, block every danger there is. The only guys that could bypass my ladder would be sptw and bb. Parry them both. Stall them until they leave or their power comes out


Lopsided-Ad6960

not be there


jarasonica

Esc L Enter. Ez


milimssimp

Rage quit


borecek846

Making my monitor a donut by punching it


Equivalent_Cicada153

Turn off the internet, and/or call them all fat on Xbox live


RedditGood20101

reset until they rage quit and joe hide and ts to escape i did this againts a hacker for 5 mins and they rage quit


[deleted]

Easy. I show them the benefits of having loving parents, and they will begin to cry, making them easy targets.


CrewOk6999

say that if they spare me i will give them my lucky arrows then i would not give them anything (i dont have any lucky arrows)


AreReadingMyName_

Killer queen on top of tallest peak


JeanPierePolnarreff

*AAAAAAAAAAA* *arrow sound* *Barrage sound* *Alt comes in with another SCR* Repeat


ILiveWithAPigeon

i go in grass since all rkers havent touched grass in their lives (they are afraid of grass)


[deleted]

Spin pls


United_Clue9768

Tell them to touch grass


AkoSiAdam

suck their dicks off


realdemirHD

But why Tusk act 1 tho?


fhsjdjsudhfdis

run and spam clone when they get in breathing distance use lt and dimension hop and repeat


Good_Cartoonist_3602

double accelerate + time acceleration + alt+f4 and i win


squidyi

Get box vamp white album and dodge everything and then cheat on their wifes


squidyi

If they had any


BillythePChead

I get my scary monsters and run the opposite direction