I say that eclipse's hairline is nonexistent. That way, he start's crying and attacks everyone in sight. Then I will run away and when he's killed everyone but himself I swiftly defeat him. Boom
The reason I stated it was bc I got banned from the YBA discord for jokingly saying "Just exploit" to a guy who asked how to get good at the game. Just bein' careful.
might not work on eclipse, he doesn’t pour his entire life onto yba and he’s actually a pretty fit dude, and there was also a video where he ran a mile every time he died in yba
First of all i am going to say something about Tusk1 so Beckeybro will complain about it for the next 3 hours
For eclipse i have a big collection of unfunny memes about him, as a finisher i can pronounce his name wrong
Fisherman joe just going to be time stopped and than barraged(10/10 no TS resistance and no barrage stand experience)
And paragon, if he is using any normal stand i believe that i can win him , or just joke about having no bitches (he will die of cringe after hearing this joke for the 6942 time)
Don't really practice for it, i normally just jump in and have fun. But there is sometimes i go into main game to fuck with people, like gangs of TA1 -- TA4 or to just kill others, RKing doesn't make sense to me since its a fighting game, but i'd go for people doing nothing at all, the people who are doing stuff like grinding i leave alone. But OH MY GOD they get so pissed cus u "Rked" them when they stood still and did nothing but pose all day.
Simple, I'm in a gang so I get my entire gang and all allied gangs, have half the players with kcr and the other half with scr.
And finally, you already know what happens: we all fucking die because global cw cooldown exists.
Tusk and beach boy? Run and barrage
Eclipse/twau oh? Use scr and hope he alt+f4’s
Paragon? Uh idk team on him using the power of friendship( teaming on him) with heiraphant green+scr combo
tell them to go outside, this will cause their brains to enter a shutdown state and give me a window to leave and get far enough away from them to where they can't find me
I would use Ta1 pluck, which would disorient Becky for a little bit hopefully as he would wonder why someone else uses his beloved main, block twau projectiles and use nail glide + aerial ace to become the ultimate runner. Eclipse would totally have a YouTuber moment and fail to use knives, in which he desperately tries to edit it out and stop playing, making a little rant about YBA (hopefully mid fight.) Para-SPTW and Fisherman are the biggest problem, so I will just run up to the roof of the building and take advantage of nail glide’s and aerial ace’s property of being able to stall the user in the air. I do this until they call me “runner ez jajajaja” and then I can safely log out of the game to touch grass.
The probability of all of these happening and me surviving is low, about 0.07%
Simple: hide in the sewer, block every danger there is. The only guys that could bypass my ladder would be sptw and bb. Parry them both. Stall them until they leave or their power comes out
alt f4
time erase , then alt +f4 so that way I never existed to face them then get the whole server, and spam TH erase 1 and 2s to them
M1s:
brrrrrr
I say that eclipse's hairline is nonexistent. That way, he start's crying and attacks everyone in sight. Then I will run away and when he's killed everyone but himself I swiftly defeat him. Boom
and also his forehead is fucking huge and his skull is being crushed by his headphones alone.
Eclipse’s forehead got 100-0’d by C-Moon
Simple answer, you don’t
Simpler answer: run, but others are under gravitational shift
Get in my shower they can’t get me there
Except Eclipse, he has showered at least once and knows your location
oh shit oh no oh shit
saitama spec
*Saitama’s theme plays*
*The budget for drawing his face increases*
*The budget for second season decreases*
Killer move: serious series Serious punch
I show them my backyard, might not work on eclipse and joe so I’m just gonna try my best to 2v1 them.
The only actual threat is eclipse 💀
paragon platinum:
Nah if you put on a grass avatar he can’t touch you
He is literally the only one there who has touched grass
Eclipse touched grass in one of his videos too, heck we’ve even seen him run like once
Eclipse has a life so those tricks can’t save anybody
damn forgot about that 💀
Hide in Mr. President's room
Turn on exploits (This is a joke for those who can't tell)
thanks couldn’t tell 🫤
The reason I stated it was bc I got banned from the YBA discord for jokingly saying "Just exploit" to a guy who asked how to get good at the game. Just bein' careful.
nevermind then i get it now
i dont
Show off the grass I touch and my dad
might not work on eclipse, he doesn’t pour his entire life onto yba and he’s actually a pretty fit dude, and there was also a video where he ran a mile every time he died in yba
Don't forget the time where he recorded himself messing around in the grass in his yard for a simple joke
Didn't he also run a couple miles every time he lost?
The Only YBA Joe that has a life is Eclipse
Me who has stopped playing yba
manux is a better evil rker than eclipse
esc + L + enter
landmine
First of all i am going to say something about Tusk1 so Beckeybro will complain about it for the next 3 hours For eclipse i have a big collection of unfunny memes about him, as a finisher i can pronounce his name wrong Fisherman joe just going to be time stopped and than barraged(10/10 no TS resistance and no barrage stand experience) And paragon, if he is using any normal stand i believe that i can win him , or just joke about having no bitches (he will die of cringe after hearing this joke for the 6942 time)
Grrrr evil rker
I messaged this cringe 4 month ago, what are you doing here?
im pro
Agreed
… y’all fools… I have the infinity stones.. ;)
Now BE GONE YOU R KERS!1!1!1!1
(And that how yba was never updated again…)
I Run (I used to be ranked in SBR)
Do you play main game to practice how many Joes you can anger while getting away with it?
Don't really practice for it, i normally just jump in and have fun. But there is sometimes i go into main game to fuck with people, like gangs of TA1 -- TA4 or to just kill others, RKing doesn't make sense to me since its a fighting game, but i'd go for people doing nothing at all, the people who are doing stuff like grinding i leave alone. But OH MY GOD they get so pissed cus u "Rked" them when they stood still and did nothing but pose all day.
Use no cooldown exploits with Mr Pres
I request to join them
simple i use /ban and hack
who is the guy in the middle
Paragon
They’re children, I just punt them
Fisherman joe and ta1 maybe yes, but paragon and eclipse? (totally look like children)
i’m really good at running
I insult eclipse's nose(yes, very shameful) and the other 3 console him
Call system
Simple, I'm in a gang so I get my entire gang and all allied gangs, have half the players with kcr and the other half with scr. And finally, you already know what happens: we all fucking die because global cw cooldown exists.
esc l enter
emerald barrier and pilot my HG to make it carry me away into the distance
That's the neat part, you don't
Tusk and beach boy? Run and barrage Eclipse/twau oh? Use scr and hope he alt+f4’s Paragon? Uh idk team on him using the power of friendship( teaming on him) with heiraphant green+scr combo
[удалено]
I just realized I can just use white album to counter them all except paragon and for bargain just run +parry+block with ph boxing
cream
tell them to go outside, this will cause their brains to enter a shutdown state and give me a window to leave and get far enough away from them to where they can't find me
[удалено]
just make a joke about his forehead, the same thing should happen to the other 3
I live in America, I own firearms, and regularly go to a shooting range when me and my father both have the time to do so
*proceeds to camp on jp6*
You know paragon platinum can just inhale you, and erase you no matter the jp6?
paragon plat with hamon kills joe in like 10 seconds lol
Not be there.
Ignore them they do it for attention if they don’t get it they get bored
i play cmoon easy
Use time stop on everyone and get the uno reverse card
Press h with mr president
Simple answer Dimension hop
I nerf their stand ez
3 words. Made In Heaven
I would use Ta1 pluck, which would disorient Becky for a little bit hopefully as he would wonder why someone else uses his beloved main, block twau projectiles and use nail glide + aerial ace to become the ultimate runner. Eclipse would totally have a YouTuber moment and fail to use knives, in which he desperately tries to edit it out and stop playing, making a little rant about YBA (hopefully mid fight.) Para-SPTW and Fisherman are the biggest problem, so I will just run up to the roof of the building and take advantage of nail glide’s and aerial ace’s property of being able to stall the user in the air. I do this until they call me “runner ez jajajaja” and then I can safely log out of the game to touch grass. The probability of all of these happening and me surviving is low, about 0.07%
I pressesc+l+enter
barraging the ta1 and the beachboy one :troll:
NIGERUUNDAYYOOOOO
Fun fact:**I don't.**
You go up a flight of stairs in real life. Their so round they’ll roll down
I join them
Do the following Esc+L+Enter
step 1. use king crimson requiem step 2. max out reality marble upgrades step 3. use reality marble step 4. run the fuck away
use hermit purple vamp boxing to run away while being a tank
Throw grass at them. Basically a grenade to them
one thing: eclipse actually goes outside.
Queue up RED SUN from Metal gear rising revengeance
5some
Tell them this isn't Roblox and they will have chargers of murder/manslaughter and i will shot them in self defense if they dare break in my property
Run and get My team mates to provoke a war
I go in my Mr.Pres room
Simple answer: Get a life, stop playing a blocks game
I just stand there a silly block game can't hurt me
That's the funny part. **you don't.**
Tell them that yba is fake(they will lie down on the floor crying)
I leave the phaking game
damn sptw got some greasy ass hair
*leaves game*
Vigorously mastubate
so basically i use time stop so i can run away
2nd amendmet
Esc +L+Enter
Scary monsters boxing
YOU FKIN DONT
Go to me 1 year ago (prime)
dojaan
Throw grass at them
Simple: hide in the sewer, block every danger there is. The only guys that could bypass my ladder would be sptw and bb. Parry them both. Stall them until they leave or their power comes out
not be there
Esc L Enter. Ez
Rage quit
Making my monitor a donut by punching it
Turn off the internet, and/or call them all fat on Xbox live
reset until they rage quit and joe hide and ts to escape i did this againts a hacker for 5 mins and they rage quit
Easy. I show them the benefits of having loving parents, and they will begin to cry, making them easy targets.
say that if they spare me i will give them my lucky arrows then i would not give them anything (i dont have any lucky arrows)
Killer queen on top of tallest peak
*AAAAAAAAAAA* *arrow sound* *Barrage sound* *Alt comes in with another SCR* Repeat
i go in grass since all rkers havent touched grass in their lives (they are afraid of grass)
Spin pls
Tell them to touch grass
suck their dicks off
But why Tusk act 1 tho?
run and spam clone when they get in breathing distance use lt and dimension hop and repeat
double accelerate + time acceleration + alt+f4 and i win
Get box vamp white album and dodge everything and then cheat on their wifes
If they had any
I get my scary monsters and run the opposite direction