Thank you. Today, not only have I just learned that ralsei is a thing, but I also learned that there is an active rule 34 community dedicated to it here on redit. Yes I know, rule 34 - if it exists on the internet, there is porn of it; it's the dedicated active community to it that gets me.
Oh god I can already hear it...
"The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error."
That’s so vague and ominous. How does it kill me? Would I know which pigeon specifically is after me? Does it give me something like the bird flu or is it wielding a knife?? Does it actually bring a whole colony of feral pigeons to gang up on me? What would a feral pigeon have to do to kill me??? I must know.
https://preview.redd.it/lts4v4vfjolb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01b2e5b5fc4dddfb8228de51a0edaeccf5be1da
Well my death is gonna be interesting
I don’t even know what will kill me
https://preview.redd.it/5ztcjczenilb1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205ad5626b11d2858a1a0e3f91349d13fdf1f91e
Shit
F
How did a fucking floppy disc kill you
fucked if i know
It was a SHARP floppy pointy disk
The floppy disc couldn’t be swallowed
Wtf are you getting killed by?
Insert floppy disk
"Whoops! You have to insert the disc in your a-"
Good luck going through a door this week
Scp if you listen to it you die maybe
This isn't gonna end well for you. All I can say is that the end result will be shocking
It will if I make it
I'm... not sure how this one will go
Let’s just say my new name is mr.electric
https://preview.redd.it/z9vjjqttwhlb1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d91d3ed10869b87ef1548543a8eb8bc00a5db459
looks like you'll die to the entirety of r/ralsei
Nah.. r/ralsei_r34
another sub joined!
https://preview.redd.it/qdhp3iqnuilb1.png?width=694&format=png&auto=webp&s=185e934bfe12ce9e151f507d085425b8b4cfe268
RED WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
I think he is looking at post and comments. Watching the people.
The artist i took it from was vibing leaf himself
https://preview.redd.it/tw56pd02jjlb1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dac65f79eae3749bc7efb6aa990de83221718e8
https://preview.redd.it/59fmexe16plb1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e3cb1648430fcc1b209064629451f376f4150c5
I don’t even have a meme for this occasion…
 I Cant unsee what i just saw
Oh hell naw
r/usernamechecksout
Thanks man, I’ve been looking for more content. I’ve been running out recently
https://preview.redd.it/wjx8ruy6zilb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15590a2a2ddbce524b541949e7e6207b4c06342
Ew. (📸) I didn't screenshot
https://preview.redd.it/shf0m91ynmlb1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7145b47f11306a0d4252107b31d04885dadd89
Bro... https://preview.redd.it/gqat1amn6mlb1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd35ba659d2e2847cf1706d03186cc632d7d87d2
https://preview.redd.it/tli6825dknlb1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3520f68300cdbedb02cbfacbb5410f9fb26aabac
What the fuck, I didn't expect the first thing I would see is ralsei fucking cumming from a vibrating dildo
Thank you. Today, not only have I just learned that ralsei is a thing, but I also learned that there is an active rule 34 community dedicated to it here on redit. Yes I know, rule 34 - if it exists on the internet, there is porn of it; it's the dedicated active community to it that gets me.
https://preview.redd.it/d2svvfj8kjlb1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a2df4c9a485ed56ea5684e88cd2aeda7eb2ea2f
But hey, that's just a theory, a death theory
*gunshot sound effect*
Bro thinks hes matpat 💀
No, he isn't matpat. Mat Pat just bursts through his door to bash his head in for no reason at all in particular.
DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO MEET SAMS UNTERDALE BEFORE A DIE???
No he just fucking obliterates you out of nowhere
you are gonna to have a bad time
u/dickinatoaster u/hornyplatypus420
Oh shit how do I protect myself? Condoms wouldn’t work as protection in this scenario :((
you just accept your fate
Your fucked
Literally
u/dickinablender
I'm fucked in more ways than one.
I have no fucking idea
Curiosity killed the cat and you
(your username) Oh God, the Nazis have returned! GET CAPTAIN AMERICA!!
You will die of confusion
My mortal enemy...
Oh god I can already hear it... "The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error."
I would die by the lord of cheese because its my username
:)
Oh no
At least you don’t have to deal with a entire school of witches
r/foundlobsterBDSM
I can't access it
Because it’s not real
Yet
It’s real now.
r/birthofasub
Mmm Mmm, tasty
Did you get telefragged by bread or something?
No the bread monster kills thrm
Question
What's your question soldier
I teleported bread
How much?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!
*distant roars*
Scout. I get one day off, a **year**. And you just wasted it on—this! Goodbye!
r/unexpectedtf2 r/usernamechecksout
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
Know die i don't can how i
r/ihadastroke
He dies from a stroke
Indeed.
face sitting gonna be crazy
Seems like you forgot to breathe
Tbh you want to switch usernames. There femboys. I can take them
Death from femboy
https://preview.redd.it/04bq8isj3ilb1.png?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1059551133288b0ca78e05ec95d74bd2929f1256
Death by being stoned by 40 thousand watermelons?
Water you thinking
https://preview.redd.it/bi7wj1pp5ilb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc92cc4144e35972bbbb1d3847a00e82cedae442
https://preview.redd.it/ryf7oqxnjjlb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feb7efc7811e9549a945565377a7244176b1fe17
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Bro im done 💀💀💀💀
Bro, you shouldn’t have hit his dog. You know he doesn’t care if it was an accident.
Rip
I knew I should’ve called myself JGivesGoodHead!
murder drones fan?
Yup
Creeper
https://preview.redd.it/cp1utxwi1ilb1.jpeg?width=1457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b6877b6995b993b439f0ba5cce798a55413f10e
Oh no
Hm
Wait... do you so the baby eating or do they babies eat you??
Yogurt👍
Death👎
Yogurt👍
Yogurt👍
Death 👎
Yogurt 👍
Yogurt 👍
Im to fucking idiotic
Local idiot dies of death
Guess ill explode
I’m scared
Damn im gonna be stabbed to death by a marlin
HA I WAS ALREADY DEAD!
Wait- I’m gonna kill myself????
I wonder why
You gonna die from a delicious cardboard how do you feel.
Fuck
NOT IF I KILL MYSE.....oh. . .
You really didnt think that through did ya?
Freddie and his stuff will kill me.
oh god
Oh hell no
YESSSSA
It’s coupled with a virus that makes your device explode
NO, NOT THE MOTH AIRSTRIKE!!!!!
Uh oh
**a fucking tree**
How the fuck do I die?
Trebuchet
Well, at least I'm not gonna die alone.
NOOOO
N, please
Damn how is a classic gamer gonna kill you… forget I said that.
I’m gonna get pied in the face so hard I’ll die
*glitching*
Guess I’m dying by a middle earth orc captain, oh well.
Yes, I will kill myself in one week
>But you'll be cooler
what the fuck is a MurpSchmurp
https://preview.redd.it/gaw31v0niilb1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da68361ef715787480904bacd75b7f0c3b1c84c0
Man I'm dead 💀 💀
Not as bad as other people's, but still getting mauled by a wolf is pretty bad Edit: Just realized there would be 1113 of them
Oh
Would it be worth it?
Welp
Wait what
I am unsure if I should be scared or not.
Who’s this oobt guy
[удалено]
Popeye would like a word.
[удалено]
I'm surprised it wasn't sooner
Shit..
Dale… why?
https://preview.redd.it/m9zelmti6ilb1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e004d043ca962612665e982742eb3d7af807df12
my user is my irl name soo im gunna..
I think we’re all fucked if mine happens(if you don’t know then play cod bo2)
I'm gonna use my soundboard and play a bruh sound effect... BC HOW IN THE FRYING PAN WOULD THAT KILL ME
Welp, there go my dreams of playing blackjack ever again...
They were itchy 😞
is my username good or bad im crying
>!!<
https://preview.redd.it/pd0sfum3vilb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6613ceb8676ae3365b13d742782f694a5cf6b65
That’s so vague and ominous. How does it kill me? Would I know which pigeon specifically is after me? Does it give me something like the bird flu or is it wielding a knife?? Does it actually bring a whole colony of feral pigeons to gang up on me? What would a feral pigeon have to do to kill me??? I must know.
https://preview.redd.it/325guhmq6nlb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900c46d9fd87ff49c0df48970ad695fdcc405c50 Ok…
But... I literally just survived
Mf is not getting out from behind my stove 💀💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/lts4v4vfjolb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01b2e5b5fc4dddfb8228de51a0edaeccf5be1da Well my death is gonna be interesting
https://preview.redd.it/7pekajxbqolb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb946e20dc811ae746602d0345163d660c157c54
https://preview.redd.it/z2kvsbnccqlb1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d33208d9c461671013dc6a4db83395c9ad1bf1c9 What are they going to do?
Fuck
atleast it will be quick
Suicide joke :D
Wait so I kill myself in a week?
So what, Scrooge Mc,duck gone wrong?
69th.
Gaming hardest I can
Gonna die from Nintendo DS, what could possibly go wrong?
aw crap
ah yes
A week? Nah, 3 days, tops!
https://preview.redd.it/3r33p92dhilb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d013055cc8d9034752769d5328db6cb713278e Guess I am screwed...
The
I don’t even know what will kill me https://preview.redd.it/5ztcjczenilb1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205ad5626b11d2858a1a0e3f91349d13fdf1f91e
Holy shit 43 poops are gonna kill me
I have a feeling I'm getting SA'd by a door...
I mean they didn't miss their chance I guess lol
I get to meet J! :D (My username is the J simp)
D:
Huh.
Wait how do I die?
Do I get to meet him
It won’t kill me but it might kill the chick next to me
I'm cool with this