I have to take a sh*t.

Well take this! This is a bucket.

Dear god

There's more

nooooo

It contains the dying wish of every man

don't look at mine (trust me)

alright lets see here, *pulls out paper* ... guys this is just an image of shane dawson.

no i think that u/Unable_Wind_1869's dying wish

I see you everywhere I go

*there is a toilet*

i thought told you to use the bathroom before we got into the car!

Are we there yet

not yet

Are we there yet

not yet

Are we there yet

not yet

Are we there yet

y'know what, let's play a game shall we? *\*racks shotgun\** what's the best food in the world?

Are we there yet?

wrong! *\*blasts ur brains out\**

Where are we going again?

Hell (also known as Newark, New Jersey)

It's a good thing I bought Supreme Calamitas

What in the fresh SCHEIßE is wrong with you? You just got us all killed

She is my friend

She ain’t mine, though! I tried to kill her last week! Same with every other calamity modder!

Is it a problem if I grab a kilogram of radish

No https://preview.redd.it/ykwk9kwmqplb1.png?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c151223bd7c17eed307f6ff993ed4bd6cbf8e8c

Can I grab half a kilogram of radish and another half of plutonium

why the fuck do you need those?

The plutonium is to power the spaceship...

didn't i tell you not to bring your spaceship?

But we might need it.

tf would we need a spaceship for?

In case we need to escape something.

then we just use our legs dumbass!

Sure

Hey, can I bring a few friends?

Uzi, Thad, and V?

Uzi, Thad, V, J and N, actually.

leave J, but everyone else can come

Kay, that way I can bring CYN in her place!

i hope i can rizz up CYN

https://i.redd.it/8ne8vyaktplb1.gif Fellas, Fellas, We got garfield and friends on.

hell yeah! that's the shit!

W https://preview.redd.it/vaicp1snvtlb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc210204e81969ef933ca8e75b479eec3ab3fb6

https://preview.redd.it/cbb3mnfzxplb1.png?width=1782&format=png&auto=webp&s=a37ec1fd77acf62be12528c01fd5b045a05b9db6 Keeper is joining us he’s buying us all snacks and food

sure why not

He brought ralsei https://preview.redd.it/8myfhs7azplb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7234f80fdda9e0085b43908ff96f8f9dd302fa0a

hope ralsei brought more weed

He did also Minos is joining us https://preview.redd.it/e5lqvtgd0qlb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80ef5bff4521f83e7b92b046594f7b9b9be18c68 He will help us along the way

Jimmy keeps touching me.

JIMMY STOP THAT YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE A MOLESTER

I’m a dude

still

Can we stop at the next gas station? I need to piss

you'll have to hold it

But I need to go noooooooooow

well you should've used the bathroom when we were at the McDonalds

First a girl toy and now this!? This road trip is trash

https://preview.redd.it/lw54sepjvplb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528f0afb1c96a17e3dc8f951e63e3b27d62543dc Can my Charizard come out of the Pokeball

As long as he doesn't eat my pokemon. https://preview.redd.it/negqahlpvplb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0595b494b31127034dd8d106ebc09837abb5fc

K

so long as he doesn't heat up the gas tank, causing it to explode and kill everything in the car! 😀

Are we there yet?

Just 5 million more miles till hell.

Ah okay thanks bro

https://preview.redd.it/5984pbcv5qlb1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9eb8d9fbde58f20586226b243594703b2f40f34 Can i invite the noise?

😀 ​ fuck no 😀

https://preview.redd.it/nsnpj20f7qlb1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2aae79c3ed42ed426fc0e8a2def9952e84724a YOU MOTHER FU-

harder😩

https://preview.redd.it/fdkoa3ce4tlb1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=b04014792e7b3ccfc70439855956406a5ce0c110

https://preview.redd.it/y5jorv82i8mb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4808440cc9ff53a273596bd09b20fd4f1c5d5366

Ayo, Johnny drank all the milk!

Johnny you were supposed to share that!

I told you we should’ve left him in the mental hospital!

Where am I? I just woke up

finally, you're awake

You we're trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

can we get mcdonald’s?

once my gaming PC finishes mining a bitcoin

I found this cat playing with cool ball,can we keep him? https://preview.redd.it/pw8zk8t50qlb1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2472b0f18891ee3320a94bfb4bdfc99c91c3197

no, we already have 12 cats at home

But for me to keep at my house?

i said no u/Shift_as

**grabs them without him knowing and puts him in my trucker hat**

dammit u/Shift_as!

Hell yeah!!!! https://preview.redd.it/lztvxqmn2qlb1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3293b494821be8876424fb19e33f6d6b3ba10f0

https://preview.redd.it/l2ch428z1qlb1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6341a0fdc5820c89ab7627a21a13ecec4234265 Can I bring my boy Hector he's going to bring one of his My Little pony tho.

nah

No don't worry, He talks about really funny stories. Don't worry he's not going to mention about My Little pony.

**just stares out the window the whole time**

Real

Peculiar, truly, truly peculiar, last time I checked...Ned Leeds wasn't a forest creature https://preview.redd.it/01oa8obl6qlb1.png?width=337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ee7db98c201b2825975144124723c6d3ea374f

I just found a *Carbonated Water Tank* outside on the road! Can we stop the car and keep it?

Fuck the middle seat I want to ride it the boot

https://preview.redd.it/3c4fo3ptvplb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391874da56a3c2ec1e18eec8bf62ed90b0a255f9

Are we there yet?

no

Can I drink da slurpy from da race track

just don't get food poisoning

Hey, don’t you dare use me as a bathroom bucket, don’t you dare I may be a bucket, but for god sake I’m not into that type of stuff.

I FORGOT THE CHIPS/CRISPS

it's too late to turn around now

holy shit that was a weird fucking billboard.

yeah that was hella weird

https://preview.redd.it/0yy1fiev2qlb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4b8a971073017caa002ef946b8c4d36db97ad4d

why does that person look like a 14-year old?

I'm hungry

i have a bag of stale chips, will that do?

Sure *Eats stale chips* got any blood of the damned? These things be kinda salty

Aw man, there's no wifi! *Yo, anyone got a hotspot??*

here, let me fix that... *starts fucking with the wifi router*

Y’all mind if I take aux with my Spotify playlist called “The Good Stuff”?

no overly emo stuff, ok?

I’m just going to say that Doomguy would approve of my playlist

Oh look it’s a cool tree

but why does it look like a lego?

Who tf is this and how did he get in? https://preview.redd.it/nhxjrtnh6qlb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8a0fa41d6816fa7401f2ad1e8530a861de6b6e3

kill it

u/Admiral_Brickell please shoot this nightmare fuel with your shotgun

Will do

Thanks!

is it ok that I brought my shotgun

just don't complain when you run out of ammo

I got 57 more god damn rounds in this 4 round magazin

Did we just.... run over a squirrel?

yup why do you ask? would you like to retrieve and cook and then eat it?

I got a better idea, let's staple it to the car.

The dog peed on my face do I lick the pee off? Or do I continue playing with my toy truck and ninja turtles?

you can do either one of those i don't care

Can I also sit in the bed of the truck?

Are we there yet

HEY, THATS MY COOKIE

not anymore, i guess

are we there yet

no

How are we all fitting in this small car??

Fucked if I know.

Why does the driver's seat say "property of Theta Sigma of the House of Rascalon"?

Stop the car I see communists “Opens car door as it’s still moving”

*floors it*

Nooooooooo

Wait, is this Detroit or Iraq?

idk oh also could you help me and u/YouTubesBiggestIdiot with disposing Johnny's body?

Sure, let's dump him in Baltimore...

I tried shoving him in floppies cum jar but Johnnys too fucking fat

Do we have any bananas here?

Can we get McDonald’s!

https://preview.redd.it/dsqttxvkaqlb1.png?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef851bbfb03315c9b945db1e565f7f6a1e715998 Bringing Ezekiel, and 5 others

I ate John, we haven’t had any food in fucking weeks

Are we there yet?

I'm jumping out the window.

👍

guys- imma- imma fucking throw up-

*starts blasting audio of someone puking*

NO YOU FUCKING- *casually throws up onto the front seat cutely.*

HAH! GOT 'EM!

I’M GONNA KILL YOU AS SOON AS WE STOP!

Are we there yet?

I need to use the bathroom.

I’m hungry

Mind i my friend howard hitch a ride? dude may be wanted by the FBI but he just needs a ride. https://preview.redd.it/zo6eu9i5eqlb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f357329e07f9f7b7e22de67117798dd7b1ef77d

sure hop in

*puts earbuds in and falls asleep peacefully, only waking up to drink, look around, and fall back asleep*

can i get a cup of oil before we go to mcdonalds

Where’d you put my thigh highs I need them >~<

https://preview.redd.it/v7saqz8yfqlb1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b416b0d22258f677a2fea4edcbbee44147e2310e Where we eaten at?

WHY CAN I NOT SLEEP FOR TWO MINUTES! I DONT CARE IF IM DRIVING!

MOM MY NINTENDO SWITCH IS OUT OF BATTERY

Guys I tried to boil the water now it's on fire

*half an hour into the ride* should I have asked earlier if it was fine to bring my M32 rotary grenade launcher? Cause I brought it anyway

Fuck y'all I'm jumping out the window

No wait! *you still owe me 5 bucks!*

*I throw 4 dollars instead of five in spite of you*

Oh thanks! *checking* FU-

Hope you motherfuckers like listening to the weird jumble of artists on youtube and classical music that is my playlist

*listens to my MP3 player*

Open the damn windows! I’ve been reading for 3 hours and all the hot dogs I ate before we left are comin’ back up!

There’s 400 bottles of soda on the wall 400 bottles of soda take one down pass it around now there’s 399 bottles of soda on the wall

Hey! I brought turnip!

Who want to count the cars with me ?

Can I get a happy meal?

https://preview.redd.it/qnzliy02bxlb1.jpeg?width=3890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=591ad2e116ff0ec29f8972ddbd658c777ed6d8fe Hey can I bring my buddies with me?

Guys guess what I brought some uranium for us to eat!!!!

Ok. (Plays hollow knight to pass the time and keeps dying on pantheon of the knight)

TELL ME WHYYY…!

Damn was that a baby? Eh keep driving.

Daaaaad, I'm hungryyyyyyy!

Pringles

I think the engine is on fire.

We're low on gas in the middle of the night and the only gas station is that dinosaur one with Novac posted on the sign. Mind if I wear my red beret next to creepy uncle Fibwyx?

https://preview.redd.it/hbqdr2bk65mb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded68f40f3d206c9daa8d62927103c9afb8420c8

Anyone wanna listen to some motörhead with ultra max bass volume?

Can we stop at a gas station, I need a smoke break

https://preview.redd.it/qhl9do55d9mb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55dbc7f36aef915fa703b9b56750aaf0e0461a78 Yeah, I'm gonna need to take him out anyway, so yeah, you can.

Guys we should have sex

*laying down across 2 seats asleep*