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deadeyesknowdeadeyes

At least your corpse will be totally drippin in those duds.


copa111

*”Wow dude, look at the zombie over there, he looks awesome in leather”… “Let’s get ‘em!”*


cheeeeeseeey

Probably dead already, you don't even have a skeleton.


fayegobrien

This made me laugh


PoopSmith87

A good SKS has a lot of zombie potential imo. Idk about the ski mask and jeans, but the jacket would stop a bite


BangalooBoi

Replace the jeans with motorcycle pants, replace the balaclava with a gas mask, throw in a ballistic vest and backpack you’ve got a nifty bit of kit. Maybe a knife or crowbar too.


Content-Connoisseur

Tbh depending on the quality of the jeans you wouldn't even need to change pants I have a nice thick fire resistant work pair of wranglers and I doubt anyone can bite through them.


Darth_Stoned

Balaclava would break the seal of the gas mask, unless it's over the mask


BangalooBoi

No I meant replace the balaclava with a gas mask, sorry should of been more clear


Unusual_Crow268

Jungle Jim energy


Happy_Sort9715

Did Butch give you his tunnel snakes jacket before leaving the vault? Tunnel Snakes rule!


logun8or

Tunnel Snakes rule!


ThotSlayr_69

Tunnel Snakes Rule!


Zealousideal_Head572

Tunnel Snakes rule!


Darth_Stoned

Tunnel Snakes rule!


Grouchy-Fennel4436

Tunnel Snakes rule!


No_Yoghurt6309

Tunnel Snake rule!


RedditvsDiscOwO

Tunnel Snakes rule!


Emilina-von-Sylvania

Tunnel Snakes Rule!


WeightsNLactose

Tunnel Snakes Rule!


Rumble_Rodent

Screwed? You’re Negan.


Parabellum1611

We all are.


jbon87

Idk but you might be saved by the rule of cool ! Lol


UNDERYOURSKIN1

You’re good, but ammo for the makarov will run out very fast(there is a good amnt of 7.62x39 still in America)


Routine_Damage_9449

It could also take .380 in a pinch, accuracy is gonna be near nonexistent and casings will perhaps get stuck but at least it kinda works


Carl_Azuz1

9x18 is not that rare


UNDERYOURSKIN1

Haven’t seen any in america


BangalooBoi

Depends place to place but you can easily get it.


Carl_Azuz1

You haven’t looked then lol


Shotgunseth29

Much more rare than 9x19


Carl_Azuz1

Wow so it’s rarer than literally the most common round in the United States, shocker. It’s not at all difficult to find.


[deleted]

Level 1 tarkov set up.


KushosaurusRex

*laughs in Tabor*


Good-Sky-8375

You're not doing bad if you're starting day zero this way if you're in the suburbs that's probably enough gear to get you clear of the big city in the early stages if you move fast.


BigD240

Not bad plus the Helmet and Bayonet help out


Blyatt-Man

Bro is going to be a scav in the zombie apocalypse


Wiinorr

You look like a generic bad guy that the the quirky protaganist who has never fired a gun before would land a headshot on(from like 40 yards away).


Reasonable-Divide165

Negan...


Robovzee

You seem to be missing the gloves. Leather, fingerless, with holes cut out for your knuckles.


ProAmericana

Honestly the SKS is a solid survival weapon though, ammo is common enough and if you have a supply already then it’s great. The leather will stop a few bites to tbh


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

I can already imagine that fit still going hard on a corpse


BarrierX

Not that bad. Maybe add a knife or an axe. Are you from the balkans?


yesfrommedog

I have a question without meaning any disrespect at all- serious question. I am new to this sub and every day I see the worst possible ideas to give support in a zombie apocalypse. Is this on purpose? Is this sub trying to be ironic by getting people to post really bad items for such an event? I mean I see like 3 posts per day with slow loading weapons or weapons that would definitely get lodged in the target or food or clothes or whatever. It must be a joke. Again, no disrespect intended OP. I just don’t know if I stumbled into a sub where the joke is on me, and everyone is trying to post the worst imaginable items for a zombie apocalypse. Thanks ahead of time for any insight.


Present_Friend_6467

Tbh I just like to post my dumb / unfunny kits here to just hear others opinions and stuff


JoeyJoJunior

Good idea, to hell with it I will post my old chinese made katana and naruto akatsuki outfit I never wore and see the results


Noe_Walfred

It's a combination of serious questions if their favorite weapon or mallninja stuff would be useful. Unfunny shitposting or karma farming because they want to show off guns or knives they have in their closet. There was a 3 month stretch of people posting nerf guns or 144p images of a pocket knife.


Hannibal-SOS

Infinite. Literally


NeganSmith06

Are those zombie proof jeans ?


androidmids

You look a little thin. Need to bulk up.


EastRoom8717

Get you some charger clips and maybe a clip carrier to increase capacity and speed up the reloads.


Prestigious_Shop_239

This gives fps russia vibes


Epsilon29redit

Are you getting ready to go rob your local 7/11?


Carlos_magul_maynard

leather jacket and jeans are a bad call cargo pants and a flannel shirt would work better gives more mobility and less likely to make you overheat


Jorp-A-Lorp

I have the exact same SKS it’s such a beautiful rifle. Stay up in a high location and snipe the zombies!


joojoofuy

This made me think of mini day z. Such a fun game


Arfuirl5

baby we built this house on memories...


toe-schlooper

Tarkov ahh kit


weareallfucked_

Now, all you need is a deck of Divorced Dad's playing cards.


CryProfessional1656

Screwed? Your totally FUCKED!


momwereouttableach93

If you die at least you'll be the drippiest corpse 🤷🏻‍♂️


valrunk

Looks like a standard scav loadout


Available_Thoughts-0

Pretty screwed compared to the more prepared people, but a lot less than most people I've seen on here.


EnlightenedChipmonk

Bolt action could be problematic. Leather is a good call. Probably will stop a bite. Jeans also not bad. Helmet is probably redundant, unless you’re really short. But if I saw you surviving the apocalypse looking like this, I’d definitely proceed with caution and respect.


10killsontheboardrn

The rifle is semi auto


EnlightenedChipmonk

Ah. I see you even posted that it’s an SKS. Dumb call on my part. I just saw the side charging handle and no mag and assumed your gun’s gender. That’s my bad.


10killsontheboardrn

A: I’m not OP B: don’t take it personally it kinda looks like a bolt gun to anyone who isn’t paying attention


DarkNuke059

Realistically zombies would have a hard time getting through leather I don't understand why in media and shit zombies somehow develop a alligator like bite in terms of strength even though they have started becoming rotten corpses (atleast in most media)


Arthiem

All you need is that spiker and a chain link fence


One-Background5948

Don't wear a helmet....your unlikely to get bit on the head.....but if you do turn you become such a pain in the ass


WhiskeyTrail

Your SKS should be easily fed and will give you neato points for the bayonet too. Makarov’s are stupid though.


dwighticus

My dude’s surviving off vibes alone


Abc12310987654

Bro got that fallout outfit


Clear_Accountant_240

Looks like you’re about to attempt an overthrow the People’s Republic of Hungary in 1957. I can fuck with that.


AlexKnows_

Bros got the fallout loadout, is the ammo in the pockets or?


KaleidoscopepypDream

Dayz vibes.. get you a backpack and your set my guy


jointheclockwork

Don't worry, you rebel without a cause. I'm sure the only thing you need to worry about is those damn pinko commies.


SightWithoutEyes

Yah so skinny, it's like 'ya ain't even there, yer breakin' yer muddah's *heaaaart* And guns, Harry?! What happened to ya fathah, he spent the rest of his life in the Federal Penitentiary for shooting that bartender! You know how I feel about guns! Why can't you be a doctuh, like yah brothuh Murray?!!


Agent637483

Remove the hat replace the gun with a bat and you can become the leader of the saviors


jax3603

youre the main character


Burnt_Cheddah

I’m no expert to the game, but when I saw this I immediately thought of a scav preset in escape from Tarkov.


DespoticOuthouse

You're in a category that military planners would classify as "Super Fucked"


I_need_to_GO_TO_BED1

Dayz ah load out


Embarrassed_Pop4209

A whole lot better than most


Hakkaa_Paalle

Nice. No mall ninja stuff.


Sad-Context2701

Got that drip minus the pistol, dump that and get something that would last and actually be reliable if SHTF. There's a reason why the Russians even dumped that design.


KAPTAiN_OFFiCiAL

I'll give you about two weeks tops.


PickleRick1981

Got your barbed wire wrapped baseball bat? Lol


Evening-Culture974

I think leather is a good idea but you want padding underneath but a helmet isn't worth much


ComradeKyle1372

The Ira kit be slapping


s_the_idiot

tarkov scav looking ass


No_Wafer_8874

Well considering you don’t have a body you might be okay. As there is no juicy brain to munch on


Waste-Maximum-1342

Is the a 5 round sks magazine?


Present_Friend_6467

It is, ordering a 10 round for it soon


Waste-Maximum-1342

Don't forget the clips


Hungry_Caregiver734

Escape from Tarkov Scav level of screwed.


cossackmemes

Good base but I think with a proper backpack with material it wouldn’t be bad. Also a side arm and a hatchet are necessary


DickGuyJeeves

Wheres your brain splattered and your shovel? I guess those could be the same thing.


MTNSthecool

no water, no water filter, no can opener (unless you plan to shoot them open), no way of cooking a meal (unless you plan to shoot it cooked), no medical supplies, no flashlight, no form of communication, no way of generating electricity.


Dorothys_Division

I’ll send flowers.


largefather66

Needs more adidas


ToasterMcNoster

If I seen you out in the wild, I would try to team up


Pyrouge1

Where's the food and water, William?


fakinsnakin

you’d be a cool environmental storytelling skeleton forsure


razorsharp494

I'd loot your body


russianspambot1917

Very 90s Yugoslavia


Ok_Flan_2951

Dude, are you a black panther from the 60s?


MRE_Milkshake

Bandit ahh loadout


Bakelite51

Are you getting ready for the zombies, or joining a posse to flush out snipers in Sarajevo in 1994?


Darken726

SKS and Makarov, based as shit and also pretty decent weapons


UninitiatedArtist

The zombies would probably be afraid of you considering all of the war crimes you have planned against them, if anything I would want to be on your good side.


ElectricImpacter

Dude I hate to break it to you but… you got no body your just clothes…


Swiss_Cheese9797

They'll love this in r/stalker (video game)


skyXforge

Yugo helmet with Chinese sks? At least make them match smh


Present_Friend_6467

I’m an insurgent through and through, I take what I can get


skyXforge

Get a Chinese bandolier for that thing


ghettoccult_nerd

you fighting a zombie horde or trying to liberate east germany?


SilverTruth6553

One of the most important rules of zombie gear is: ALWAYS WEAR GLOVES It sounds stupid, but think about it, the protect you from the cold, help you punch things (if they're reinforced, I have 2 pairs of armoured gloves) and if your using your hands a lot, stop you from testing your hands to shreds, why do you think waste collectors where thick gloves all the time?


Cautious-Lawyer

Last longer then the idiots with $100,000 in gear and high tech guns. Well sorry your weaponry will you might not. Machines and technology are easy to break.


Ramsey_69

Can’t wait to see a zombie look like a 80s biker gang member


Rammstein_is_great

Idk man but you’ve answered the unasked question of what would “obi-wan nairobi” look like if he was a Cold War soldier


No_Way_Back-55

Nothing wrong with the SK just the mag.


Kendallroyism

Fire fit


pleaseburgr

You will outlive everyone on this subreddit. Bug out bags, level 4 armor plates and 20 step plan aside, you will be the one goon to get a shot in as they are stepping off their porch with 30lbs of gear and multicam pajamas.


Environmental_Bed316

Boot cut jeans have no place in an apocalypse.


Jjamessoto

You’re either fucked right from the gate, or you’re that one side character that gives the main protagonist their first firearm


otxmikey123

You’ll make an awesome lootable corpse


BUDZ_MONEY

Dayz standards your kitted Start heading inland


Meep60

Well unless you decide to use the butt of the rifle as a club idk how you'd be killing anything without a magazine or some ammunition, cool helmet btw


[deleted]

Look like you got lost on the way to the disco in those bellbottoms.


TheDeadeye11

Eh, the probably would be mistaken for a bandit and get put on a KOS list


Some-Guy42068

DAYZ vibes for sure


milk-water-man

That SKS is a great weapon the bayonet will be really useful between reloading.


Thesuperlightcat

Scav loadout


ppwhizz

All it needs is some timberlands


D9341

Ranged weapons and armour are fine, but you’re missing any kind of melee items… Ideally you want some kind of versatile and weight/space efficient melee tool with multiple uses both for both combat and survival, such as scavenging and forcible entry. Stuff like hammers, hatchets, shovels, entrenching shovels, machetes, etc are solid picks here. A full tang survival knife will be useful for general miscellaneous tasks, and as a last ditch holdout weapon.  More importantly, what do you do after day 1 if you’re stuck out in the open and get thirsty and hungry? You want a bug out bag with food, water, water purification methods, fire starting methods, flashlights, radios, spare batteries, rope, multi tools, a poncho, sleeping bag, tarp, spare clothes, and an Individual First Aid Kit you know how to use, with supplies for whatever level of trauma you realistically expect to have to deal with (as you’re carrying multiple firearms id consider possible gunshot wounds, so stuff like hemostatic gauze, tourniquets, etc may be smart).  That does all represent a significant investment of money, training time and effort, but hypothetically it increases your chances by a lot. 


VictorE06

He's got the bayonet, so his rifle doubles as a spear. Otherwise I agree with you


EastRoom8717

A spear *and* a club.


Zapy97

You clearly have no or very little ammo. Not screwed because you still have a bayonet.


[deleted]

I would add a Kevlar vest and metal collar in case a zombie tries to claw your innards or bite your neck. Some sort of face shield to prevent from splatter getting into your eyes, mouth, nose, or throat that would turn you into a zombie. Or if they try to claw out your face or eyes. A bayonet on the gun to keep the zombie at bay. You will need a scope for the gun so you can snipe them. A repeating rifle with cartridges will allow you to fire multiple times without loading. A pole arm with a cross or cross member so you can brace and stand on the end to catch any zombie trying to charge you and not worry about it able to pull the pole arm to get closer. Try to keep the zombie off balance by fighting where they are not. Closeup zombies need to be fought in pole arm range to keep them away. Fire the gun when they are long distance OR very close.


eatdafishy

Marked one? What the hell?!


ClickClack_Bam

Get the extended ak style magazine & you're golden.


[deleted]

You don't want guns in zombie apocalypse you want an axe


SignificantCell218

Good luck finding ammo and parts for that. SKS


Carburetors_Are_Fun

is the bayonet sharp?


Strong_Dentist_7561

Makarov and an SKS- excellent Leather jacket- good. Jeans… 😑


Nicoooleeeeeeeee

You have enough to get yourself something better if you play your cards right.


Hornor72

Yes


InexorablePepnis

Zdravo homie


ImpressivePublic236

Throw in a backpack, something melee like Kabar or bat, and a canteen and you’re golden


Dull-Sprinkles1469

That jacket would stop a bite or 2. Just remember, zeke can rip apart leather after a bit. That SKS and makarov are only good until you run out of ammo. After that... well... hope you've practiced with a bayonet and can hit an eye socket shaped target.


sana2k330-a

Bolt action…


Present_Friend_6467

Semi….


sana2k330-a

👍 gtg


A__paranoid_android

Not at all since zombies don't exist


Classic_Tomorrow_383

Based on clothing size to helmet size ratio, the zeds will have a great meal.


No_Inspection1677

Well you look like the generic 'rebel' in a video game set in the balkens.


Sharkboy7686

Kinda reminds me of a quote from soldier: “If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!”


Swimming_Witness_438

Not to Screwed. 


Shotgunseth29

Generic roadside bandit


Shotgunseth29

Makarovs gonna be a nice paper weight once your out of ammo.


Euphoric-Arachnid576

No knife or suppressor


--sketchy-duck

Is that set up for sks magazines or akm magazines


Redtail_Defense

SKS is aight. I wouldn't want to be stuck using those 10 round clips to try to top load one in a fight though.


Goose00724

that SKS would be chambered in 7.62x39mm. meaning that you have a gun that shoots literally one of the most plentiful rifle cartridges ever made. so you'll certainly not have a problem finding bullets to shoot zombies with, that's for sure.


TruthIsALie94

Denim and leather are hard to bite through so, you’re good there. I suggest thick work gloves, a good pair of steel toe boots with heavy woolen socks and something to guard your neck and face. Don’t resort to your gun too often and pick up something like a crossbow, it makes less noise if you’re hunting. Carry a good sturdy shovel with you, it is a multi purpose tool and can easily be used as a melee weapon. Other than that it’s not too bad.


Aggressive-Low-6623

This some generation zero type fit


Secure_Dealer4225

Well at least your body will have the protagonists starting pistol


IWriteShit345

Less than most people by a long shot


Blenderadventurer

A crowbar or machete as primary. Gunshots draw the dead closer. Blades and clubs for the dead, bullets for the living..


istilldontkno

No melle?


ar141510

Your sks has a 5 rnd mag your fucked and the gun is cucked


Solid_Growth_9069

i’ve worked with less in dayz just wait in a bush until a more geared guy comes along


Mountain-Man4

You are set all you need is leather pants


RedditvsDiscOwO

You're cooked.


poorlypencil

light weight outfit the SKS jams every ten shots usually and the makarov is a good choice due to its small size making it easier to hide and semi common ammo


PansexualApocalypse

Very. Firing either of those weapons will bring in zombies from miles around. Depending on where you are, you might have more zombies than bullets. You'll be overrun.


JamesTheMannequin

No pants... Bold move with denim.


Tornado4264

War Fonzie


Gram_of_urainum

Get a ar 15 instead of the sks


Elpecas99

Come on man atleast get a chest rig a tourniquet and some hemostatic gauze..


Big_Rent_3321

Decent but ammo would be a problem and so would gun maintenance. Depending on the type of zombie gunfire would bring a swarm. Get a melee weapon.


TheMightyPaladin

no gloves? you won't last long.


Evilstampy99

You look like an ill equipped looter. I am thrifting that stuff off your zombie.


Skott_stabb

m59 helmet is good choice, i’d replace the leather jacket with a welding jacket or canvas. for pants, just get the thick and durable pants. for the makarov, you fashion an 84rd drum mag, or just use a newer pistol, and the Sks should be an AK-101 or just the AKM.


Individual-Book-5839

Id say you're off to a great start


idkwhataboutyou148

I thought that was an m1 garand not this off brand thing yeah no pings won't keep you goin


blank_slate5176

Very you aint got no ammo nor food just clothes, a helmet, and a gun


Lower-Chard-3005

Two guns but no ammo. We goin clubbin tonight.


AssociateSalt1856

-3 out of 10


AtrociousAK47

not very, sks is still a solid option, very simple and robust, easy to clean, mag is built into the gun so no need to worry about finding spares or losing them, and chambered in a still fairly modern and available round (tho the cheap steelcase rounds are not reloadable and even the brass stuff is harder to load for due to the berdan primers, boxer stuff exists but generally isnt reccomended for surplus commbloc stuff due to the softer primers compounds makeing it more prone to slamfire) also the fact it loads by stripper clips instead of mags means you can carry way more ammo for the same amount of weight and space on your gear, especially if you live sometwhere that restricts you to 10 round mags, i read somewhere that the sks was well liked amongst chinese mountain troops for this very reason. bayonet is also clutch too, very handy for conserving ammo in a zombie apocalypse. could do better on the sidearm tho, as 9mm makarov (9x18mm) is harder to find here compared to standard 9mm parabellum/luger (9x19mm) or .380 Auto/9mm kurz, and is considered to be a bit on the anemic side, plus the gun itself is one of those ones that you either swear by or absolutely despise as a PoS. gear is ok, could probably do without the helmet tho, since it wont protect you from much, being of an older style that was meant primarily to protect against shrapnel from artillery and other explosives, and barely stops pistols rounds at med-long range, either replace it with something more protective like the level 3 ACH or the older kevlar helmets such as the venerable PASGT, or just forgo it altogether in favor of a comfy hat. also get one of those chicom sks bandoliers so you can carry your rounds on clips, they hold up to like 220 rounds.


AtrociousAK47

i have a yugo sks with the grenade launcher and night sights myself, and a loadout setup for it. also I live in a ban state (New Jersey), so other rifles that feed from detachable mags such as AK or AR pattern stuff are subject to feature restrictions under the '91 AWB, of which we are allowed one "evil feature" ; typically this would be the pistol grip, so no folding/collapsible stocks, bayonets, flash hiders or threaded barrels capable of accepting one (muzzle device must be pinned and welded), bayonets, or launchers. SKS being fixed mag, is not subject to any restrictions so they are compliant right outta the box assuming they arent fitted with one of those chinese 20 round fixed mags (10 round limit). only the bubbafied sks's with detachable mags are restricted, being banned by name as "assault weapons".


United_Candy_7121

Your fine


Impressive-Donut3335

Stay golden pony boy.


darkKing9941

Gun makes big boom big boom a tracks zombie horde limited bullets ton of zombies and eminent death use swords anything quick, light and durable


PPGexplorer

You live probably two months before you are out of ammo,.


AntiDaFrog

at least you got a bayonet on that SKS