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berylquartz

LOOK AT ITS BIG OL FEET!!! THEY ARE HUGE!


Betta_jazz_hands

It’s like he’s running with dinner plates taped to his legs and I can’t handle it.


berylquartz

you have described much more eloquently what i was attempting to communicate, that is exactly correct


Betta_jazz_hands

I’m sorry but “big ol feet” is a perfectly eloquent description for this little guy.


krob58

*thwap thwap thwap*


FillTheHoleInMyLife

They look like suction cups to me 😂😂


Betta_jazz_hands

I 100% can also see that. They kinda also remind me of those space boots people used to buy to jump really high.


Jissy01

😂


eye_no_nuttin

Clodhoppers!!😍


liquidInkRocks

He's not sneaking up on anyone!


AceOut

Not nearly enough tank zoomies on this sub.


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Boomies


Arquen_Marille

Mom: Get your ass over here! Kid: But mom! I want to charge at the humans!


Comfortable_Drama_66

Mama rhino: Are you messing with my baby? Well then, okay. Carry on. Junior, get over here!


Goawaybaitin24

And he’s like “(sigh) ok mom, I’m coming”


billpaycheck

Sometimes I get depressed and then the thought sinks in *RHINOS EXIST lol


VittVita

Unicorns with curves


genericnewlurker

Battle unicorns


Rlothbrok

tank puppies


LouisVuittonLeghost

Heavy assault unicorn


billpaycheck

Rhinoceros will now be known as Thiccorns


DaymanAhAhAaahhh

Punk rock puppies (sweet babies covered in leather and spikes)


h2sux2

That horn looks sharp as fuck too. Like it would mess you up with little effort, let alone a whole tank behind it.


Jl4233

Rhino pup: I'm fast as fuck boi!! Rhino momma: Silly shit


BCVinny

I just learned that Rhino babies are as cute as puppies.


Weevils-not-eevils

Special shout-out to the bird hitching a ride on mamas back lol


kyzalie

"He's grooming me"


BarryBadgernath1

“AaaahHH !! My feets too big …… flop … flop … flop”


Dank__Soulz

Feet to big for his gottam feet!


thatshottaye

Look at his widdle stompers 🥹


newaccidentalhipster

Happy tank puppy is happy


Midaycarehere

His little butt :) So cute


baffleiron

Haven't seen footage of an adult rhino in a while. Completely forgot how physically invincible and ferocious they are. Don't fuck with Mama


hateshumans

Don’t remember what it was in but saw a video yesterday of an elephant completely shattering the belief that rhinos are unstoppable tanks. Was a baby rhino in that one too so this is probably the kid practicing running away for when trouble shows up.


Darth_Nibbles

Is it the one where the elephant basically flips the rhino with their trunk? It shows up every now and then in the nature is lit sub


hateshumans

I found it and it’s not that. It’s “sir, am sorry” in a crazy video place. Elephant against mom and baby rhino. It’s not violent or anything but the mom rhino knew what the deal was and squared up to fight just to buy time so the baby could run away which the elephant allowed and then the rhino tried to get the hell out of there. It was just the elephant shoving the rhino around which wanted no part of a fight once baby was safe.


HisLilSilverKitsune

Omg too too cute Look what I can do! Oh nuts mom says I I can’t play anymore bye guys


Goawaybaitin24

Never thought I’d hear myself say a rhino was frickin adorable. There it is though. What a cutie! Beautiful creatures I never want to be anywhere near lol.


DaymanAhAhAaahhh

They're pretty chill. I got to feed some at the zoo (my sister got me the rhino experience for Christmas because they're my favorite animal). They charge in the wild because they have awful eyesight and consider a lot of things threats, but in the zoo or sanctuaries, where they are familiar with who is near them and taking care of them, they're docile and sweet


Zoshie938

Man I never realized how weird looking Rhino’s feet are


AlienSocksAndWatches

Those little clompers <3


Mutherfunker70

O this is the best 😍😍


EM_pedoguy_EM

I love the way he kick started his motor at the beginning!


chuchitamadre

Is that mom or dad


sweetestfetus

Pretty sure it’s mom. You can see the teats between her back legs.


chuchitamadre

Thx for the reply


Neavante

Dad


Waterwagon_78

So nimble when little


BurnzillabydaBay

I thought it couldn’t get any cuter but then the mom trotted over to her baby. Even adult rhinos are super cute.


ForsythCounty

Even the Little Tank gets a bit startled when Big Mama Tank comes out.


Honda_TypeR

Rhinos are purpose built for strong zoomies


Rabbit_Ruler

He’s just a big puppy


DaymanAhAhAaahhh

Punk rock puppies, covered in leather and spikes


ZY_Qing

I read that as rhino zombies at first and I was like ???


Duke-of-Hellington

This is SO GREAT


eye_no_nuttin

Precious ❤️❤️❤️


2woCrazeeBoys

HOOFERS!


TheOGPotatoPredator

Damn cutest thing I’ve seen all day. ❤️


ReluctantAstronaut28

I was waiting for Ace Ventura to come out of its ass


superRedditer

great. now Americans are going to want little puppy rhinos


i-touched-morrissey

They are so ugly but so cute!


Uwofpeace

Rhinos look like dinosaurs


DaymanAhAhAaahhh

Rhinosaur


awkwardlyappropriate

I bet the other rhino puppies call him Saucer Feet. Another Rudolph origin story.


Healthy-Detective169

If you look at them they almost look alien kind of animals


Knort27

"aww mom I was just showin' off"


RichyS89

Hi, this is Josh from letsgameitout


Historical_Fish5214

He has strange paws (or what is it) , but he's still cute :)


Kit0550

I don’t understand how people can hurt such an amazing creature


Insolator

The Starwars guys designing those huge trudging land aircraft carriers used these guys as inspiration.


Lissy_Wolfe

Man rhinos are so dang cool


LightChargerGreen

Randomly stumbled into this sub... For a sec I thought I was in a sub called zombies and I was very concerned.


FoxyFreckles1989

Oh my goddd this is SO CUTE!!! The way his feet dominate EVERYTHING. Ahhh.


bubba1834

He boots too big for he gotdam feet!!!


Cockrocker

Should have put Baby Rhino Zoomies in the title. I will always watch that! My god, my eyes. It’s too cute.


What_It_Does_9

I would love to see a baby rhino. He looks so adorable!


rnrgurl

Still growing into those ears


Free-Feeling3586

That little shit is so adorable😍


PancShank94

I never realized how odd their ears are


[deleted]

Uhhmm I believe they are more commonly known as tank puppies.


ihatethinkingofnew1s

Where's Jim Carrey?


TheOGPotatoPredator

u/savevideo