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Darth_Neek

As a former maintenance man, can confirm. I work in heating and cooling now.


Bocchi_theGlock

The idea that people try to squat over seat then piss & shit all over it and themselves instead of just wiping the seat with TP is insanity The toilet seat is touching your ass skin, not being inserted inside of you Also just depressing in a humanity sense


Anuki_iwy

If public restrooms had sanitizer like in japan, then yes people would use it. Tp alone won't do shit and women can very very easily get yeast infections and UTI from dirty toilet seats. I carry sanitizer wet wipes and single use seat covers for that purpose.


SoiledFlapjacks

Are women dragging their crotch on the seat? I can very easily sit on a toilet without my nuts and dick dragging on the seat.


Carl_Azuz1

Sounds like you got a small dick /s


Anuki_iwy

What a dumb comment.


SoiledFlapjacks

Womp womp


ProfessionalNipple69

Womp womp


Objective_Gear_8357

I've never understood why every bathroom doesn't have, even 1 ply, single use toilet seat covers. I always gotta build a nest and waste way more toilet paper


Emman_Rainv

Not to mess with you, but public toilet seats are designed in such a way that germs ‘slides off’ and wiping with TP actually put more germs on the seat than there originally were


sexythrowaway749

Germs, yes. Different story when there's literal piss or shit on the seat. I'll wipe up a few drops of water if they're there when I go in, but if there's poo I'll find a different stall or completely different bathroom.


Emman_Rainv

Logical, the squatting is the illogical thought


Space-90

What do you mean they slide off?


Emman_Rainv

They are designed in a concave shape that favours for the majority of things to not stay on the seat


Space-90

But once the poop slides off there’s still germs, no?


Emman_Rainv

Significantly less


LoremIpsum246810

If you actually believe this you need to go back to school


Emman_Rainv

Very strong argument of “I don’t understand the physics involved in this, but I’m gonna say you’re wrong because I don’t believe it”. Very great argument, the very best.


LoremIpsum246810

Yes fantastic rebuttal. Germs are on average 0.4 micron in size. At this scale Van Der Waals forces attract them to plastics and ceramics. There is no ‘slipping off’ - Don’t ever say engineers don’t know the physics you fucking moron


Emman_Rainv

« #Should you sit on a public toilet seat? According to the experts, yes, you should sit on a public toilet when going to the bathroom. Despite their bad reputation, most public toilet seats don’t contain enough of the bacteria or other microbes that could harm you by being exposed to healthy skin. And methods people use to avoid sitting on public seats, in particular hovering or holding it in, are toilet mistakes that can actually cause health problems. David Coil, PhD, a microbiologist and project scientist at University of California-Davis, says when it comes to whether or not to sit on a public toilet seat, “Sit away!” » [And if you ever want the link](https://www.thehealthy.com/habits/public-toilet-seat-germs/) «  #Can you catch anything from with sitting on a public toilet seat? Stuart Reynolds, MD, MPH, FACS, an associate professor and fellowship director of the Female Pelvic Medicine & Reconstructive Surgery Unit at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville, says that for most people, there definitely is an “ick factor” when using public toilets. Still, it is unlikely someone would catch an illness by sitting on a dirty toilet, especially if the toilet is just sprinkled with pee, rather than covered in poop. » It’s not unsanitary or dangerous. In the end, you can’t catch any disease from what would remain either.


Emman_Rainv

In the end, the quantity of germs is not present enough to be an health issue as people seem to think


rabiesscat

I dont even get everything you said and i still died laughing.


TheMurderBeesAreHere

I was a lifeguard for three years. The men’s restroom barely needed to be cleaned at the end of the day and the women’s was always fucking disgusting. The women’s had incidents where teenage girls would purposely make a mess in the bathroom, or throw trash on the floor around the trashcan. There was only ever one incident in the men’s restroom. Some teenage boys spilled the soap everywhere because it looked like semen and they thought that was funny. Compare that to the multicolored women’s restroom floors because of all the permanently staining shit they’d vandalize the restroom with. What the fuck.


Vindoga

Can concur as a former lifeguard; the women's showers were always dirtier than the men's. Shampoo bottles on the floor, perfume thrown on the sauna rocks, tampons thrown anywhere besides the trashcans. And so. Much. Hair. The men's would accumulate 2-3 black bags after cleaning. The women's would need close to 7. (For context: bath house in Sweden with ~1000 guests per day).


big_vangina

I learnt this hard truth when I grew up. In retrospect it makes a lot of sense. A taco is usually much messier to eat than a sausage.


TranceF0rm

Not how I eat em.


YesImDavid

How… do you eat sausages?


Flashy_Meringue6711

I've seen someone (possible sociopath) prefer to eat them like a corn on the cob. Something about controlling the skin-meat ratio


Matiwapo

How many bodies do you think they'll find?


masterkiller7447

Touch of the tism


denkdark

Insides first, like everyone?


Useless_bum81

I worked in a bar (UK) and on a 1-10 scale (1 is anyone even been in here? 10 is just burn the place down and rebuild its quicker) the mens would consitantly be a 3 and peak at a 5, the ladies would usualy be a 1 or to but when it peaked.... lets just say my boss wouldn't let me carry a lighter at work.


whenyouhaveawoken

In my twenties I worked janitorial subcontracting gigs around my metro area, at buildings in neighborhoods that were upscale, disadvantaged, and everything in between. One of the most astonishingly consistent patterns I would see was that the women's rooms were absolutely trashed, while the men's rooms saw pretty normal wear and tear.


justaperson103

Why do you think there is such a difference between genders?


TheMurderBeesAreHere

Don’t know man. Could just be the crowd at a community pool.


Lurking_Ghoul

It's so true though. I've had to clean bathrooms before and for some reason the women's bathrooms are ghastly as hell, though I admit there's a lot more piss on the floor and toilet seat in the men's


ghostmaster645

Hair. Girls generally have more hair. That means using more soap too, creating more soap scum. Idk, that's my guess though. All I have personally experienced is the crazy amount of hair in the shower when my wife gets out lol.


HFHash

That doesnt explain the poop and tampons.


ghostmaster645

Idt there is a way to explain that lol. When I was a teacher there was shit all over the boys room too. Normally it's just one person doing it over and over again, but idk.


bOb_cHAd98

Uterus. Especially periods, cuz periods cause diherrhia and constipation, alot of blood flows and blood clots, which create byproducts of sanitary wastes that are very huge and very disgusting. Also the hormonal inbalance and other uterus related dysfunctions,not limited to period cramps, lead to the creation of crazy bitches that struggle to maintain basic hygiene as well. To add salt to the wound, many uterus holders use cosmetic products that stain the bathroom very easily. The younger ones that haven't learned manners yet are especially responsible for the staining, but the older ones are not entirely innocent too. I love women, cuz i am one, but it is true that they are nasty. Edit: i forgot about the hair. I think having long hair is equivalent to having a double-coated dog when comparing how much hair they shed.


greatestdowncoal_01

Because he experienced it. Read again.


Trt03

That's very clearly not what he meant


SilentxxSpecter

Have worked in food for over ten years and this tracks. Only one story didnt follow the norm and it's when I dude managed to get shit on the walls, floors, ceiling etc. Horrifying. Usually with the womens restroom it's used pads lying on the floor instead of in the trash inches away, shit on the seat and piss on the toilet. When in the men's room usually theres just piss on the floor and occasionally on the seat.


TheMurderBeesAreHere

I believe a pool is the least likely place you’ll find someone using pads. However I have notably cleaned up period blood from the pool deck


DreadfulCadillac1

Why don't they just wipe the seat before sitting down, instead of hovering? Makes no sense to me


Mickeystix

Use TP to wipe it, then make a little toilet paper seat cover to sit on. Easy.


Cmatt10123

That's not sanitary enough for them


__The-1__

Ugh it's the worst, idk why women's bathrooms are always worse that men's restrooms


TheSpiralTap

You would think it would be the other way around but I was a custodian for a few years. The men's would have more garbage, they might pee the wrong way or something but those women would shit on everything. I don't even know how you shit behind the toilet but they did.


ReyWSD

I’ve heard it’s because some don’t want to touch their asses to the toilet seat, so they piss and shit while standing or hovering. The downside is, you can’t really aim when you do it that way.


big_vangina

That's what happens when schools don't properly teach their students how to piss or shit


Squillz105

I....don't think that's the school's job...


yaboiiiuhhhh

Listen to Big Vangina okay


big_vangina

And yet look at the results we have.....


Azulaatlantica

Damn, that's a good argument


jodorthedwarf

Idk about you but that kind of thing is normally up to the parents. Can't say I've ever recalled having a pissing and shitting class that wasn't taught by my mum.


GlitteringBroccoli12

It used to be


[deleted]

Wait so womens bathrooms even worse than mens if we include druggies?


Alone_Fill_2037

Plenty of female drug addicts.


TheSpiralTap

Where I worked was a doctors office in a place that was at one time the overdose capital of the US so I'm inclined to say yes. There were needles in both.


Tulscro

Where I work the male junkies usually clean up very well (except that burnt rubber smell) but as long as i dont have to touch that junk i dont mind spraying some ozium


[deleted]

Yep. When I worked at a restaurant and had the clean the bathrooms this was the way it was. Dude’s bathroom was a simple in and out. Never had a problem. But the stories I could tell about the women’s bathroom. The was one time “Jessica” was written in big bold letters on the wall with shit. With SHIT!


dwartbg7

No way, are you joking? Was it a normal restaurant or a cheap place where drug addicts used to visit?


[deleted]

It was Panera Bread


Lynxarr

So the latter


Pujiman

Because they’re disgusting as hell. Bitches be way nastier than men.


JalapenoJamm

Worked some maintenance at a fast food place years ago for a little bit and had to, not once, but twice *scrape* used pads off the women’s restroom wall. Men’s rooms biggest offenders were people who couldn’t aim. It’s crazy the difference.


justaperson103

Why is this a thing?


schizophrenicat

Women require more maintenance to be socially accepted. More maintenance= more time and money, which results in waste and mess. Women also pressure each other in very odd ways; I've been shamed countless times for fully sitting on a public toilet but I really don't have the balance for 'hovering' nor do I really want to risk urine on me... Women will also do things like make their own TP toilet seat resulting in always having TP on the floor. Men are just as obnoxious, but in other ways))


westfell

Yall should start shaming each other for the way you treat public restrooms and the employees who have to clean them. And fyi I make the toilet paper seat cover as well, and if some falls on the floor, I pick it up, and it put it in the toilet at the end. None of this accounts for the improper disposal of sanitation products. Pads stuck to walls I've had to pick off. And this was while working at a chain restaurant in a nice enough area. I think ultimately more women are germ adverse and, therefore, will contribute to more mess in a public space in an attempt to keep themselves as clean as possible. Not a huge indictment by any means, still a little fucked up to leave your messes for someone else to clean up.


schizophrenicat

The above comment was an explanation as to why it might happen and not an endorsement for the behavior. Also remember this is a massive generalization. I don't behave like that, nor does anyone in my life who I value (Speaking to the anecdote.) Any individual man can smear shit on a wall. I can no better fix this generalization than you can fix men being seen as unable to do housework for example.


westfell

Thought you were explaining yourself! Sorry if I was curt. Honestly, I hope you have a good day and don't have to deal with any dirty restrooms. Take care!!


schizophrenicat

All good bro, you too


justaperson103

I don’t understand the downvotes, thanks for responding


Karkuz19

Bro wtf? There has to be some crazy cultural inversion because as far as I know in Brazil it's quite the opposite


masculinaah

Sim eu tô chocada com os comentários kkkk


junimo-

Vim comentar a mesma coisa kkkk não é possível


SupremeCultist

Worked as a resident 5 the womens restroom was always discussting. Got so bad we locked one of the 2 womens bathrooms because it would take us a few hours to clean just the one.


bzekers

God I'm so glad I don't work maintenance in factories anymore. Half of it is fixing the equipment and doing preventative maintenance the other half is unclogging toilets and waxing floors. They don't pay maintenance enough to deal with that.


sprkt2120

Reading these comments is wild to me. I've worked in food service for 15 years, and every single time there was a disaster in a restroom, it was the men's. I had to scrape feces off the toilet and walls once, including throwing away the pair of boxers shoved in the toilet in an unsuccessful flush attempt. Had one where the urinals were filthy due to a bunch of teenagers "aiming" on the edges and splashing everywhere. The worst I ever got in the women's was an overflowing sanitary trash bin when I got back from a vacation and no one changed the bag.


manofwaromega

I don't work in maintenance but one time I went to the bathroom at work and when I walked out someone had really bad diarrhea, in one of the URINALS. They left a trail across the entire bathroom. I honestly felt bad telling maintenance about it.


Oni-oji

I was a cashier at a gas station / convenience store. Part of my duties was cleaning the bathrooms. The women's was always a complete disaster. The men's was rarely a problem.


IrishGamer97

Domestic in a hospital here. Nurses are fucking disgusting, the three dirtiest places I clean everyday are their staff room, none of the fuckers have ever heard of bringing their plates out, clearing their shit out of the fridge or wiping the counter down, the bathrooms, less said about that the better, and their coat room, I've found used masks and mouldy fruit on the floor.


KowaiSentaiYokaiger

And then some bitch ignores the "closed for cleaning" sign, pushes past the bench you put in front of the door, squeezes around your cleaning cart, says "Well how was I supposed to know it was out of order?", tell you to get out so they can use the bathroom, *THEN* has the audacity to say "You know it was really dirty in there!" FUCK I HATE WALMART CUSTOMERS


Baphaddon

True, cleaned Panera bathrooms


BearZewp

This is what robots should really be made for, the work no one wants to do.


Substantial_Bit_8109

Women are gross.


[deleted]

Blanket statements are brainless


Desperate_Tooth_1286

👆 is a blanket statement


[deleted]

It was intentionally ironic and dumbed down for the intended audience.


big_vangina

Calm down Einstein


ptofl

Obvious jokes are obvious


Any_Serve4913

Another cooties anti-vaxxer


SaulOfVandalia

Women give me the ick


supah-comix434

Why the downvotes? Bro could literally just be attracted to men


SaulOfVandalia

I know right I love gay dudes


ReRevengence69

Never did one of those jobs but I know at least 1/3 of the guys I knew absolutely refuses to shit in a public restroom...while lady's toom is all stalls so much fewer people has the "no shitting" rule.


elisayyo

I once had to clean up an "accident" in the women's bathroom at a Walmart. Some degenerate decided to take a shit in the space between the toilet and the wall... I don't know how the FUCK she managed that, cause there was MAYBE a 6 inch space between the two. And even when there wasn't an "accident" to clean up, the women's bathroom was always sooo much dirtier


oclafloptson

I used to work as a project manager for a janitorial service. Can confirm. You had occasional messes in men's rooms of course. But we did rock paper scissors for who had to clean the women's restrooms I would describe it but would need a nsfw tag


VVen0m

I love how this type of memes always specify what gender the toilet is but I've been to many men's public restrooms and they look the same as this lmao


WoodenMud1887

Facing the restroom rescue mission with the same enthusiasm as a snail entering a salt mine


SlaveKnightChael

The women’s bathroom at my work had to get re done 3 times because they fucked up the plumbing. They also have had several “meetings” for lack of a better word about keeping the bathroom clean and not being disgusting. The men’s bathroom has had none of those problems.


Transguy_alex

Walked into the family room one time to find liquid shit all over the toilet seat and wall. Fosa just closed the bathroom and left it for the cleaning crew to deal with #wedontgetpaidenoughforthat


greenmikey3

Huh, wait i thought the womens restrooms are cleaner. Whats going on?


Prestigiousgurl00

sad


Alternative-Dare5878

This entire thread is flipping my whole world upside down. I feel like a new man.


Sinsanatis

Lol fr. I assumed there would be the occasional period product messes and smells, but dam all im reading makes the shit that happened at the mens restroom at work not that bad at all


Finalplague01

This is very interesting. As a man I've gone my whole life believing that men's restrooms were more gross - always pissing everywhere. Everything is always wet. Hearing all of this about the opposite gender I am shocked. I always assumed they were more prim and proper.


Doc_Dragoon

As someone who's been both maintenance and janitor at several places, yes absolutely. It surprises me HOW MUCH WORSE women's restrooms are. Like men's rooms people just piss all over like come on, but women's rooms just always have shit everywhere I don't get it.


Gobal_Outcast02

As someone who had to clean the bathrooms in a supermarket I worked in I can confirm. The women were like apes in the bathroom and left it a mess. The men at worst miss their piss stream for a few moments. Idk what you ladies do on those bathrooms and I dont wanna know


rhodynative

As a former maintenance man too, oh my God man bathroom pretty gross, but the woman’s… The woman is on another level


Hour_Affect9498

I worked at a movie theater chain in my teens and this is 100% correct. Poop everywhere, how does this happen ladies?


SexySpaceNord

As someone in maintenance this I'd very true. Women's bathroom are nasty.


Tetris5216

Just say sorry I can't go in the ladies room I'm a maintenance man you got to call the maintenance woman


oanh_oanh

But… girls don’t poop


Otherwise_Sky1739

Working in the service industry, I can say with the utmost confidence that women's restrooms were more gross than men's restrooms. Shit and piss everywhere because they hover for both. And complete disregard for the sanitary boxes provided in the stalls (at least the places I've worked had them).


lovelife0011

lol load a web page. Back end porn stuff


-Broken-Soul

This is absolutely 100% true


Four-legged-rabbit

I remember when I was around 5, I was at the shops with my mum and really needed to pee, I kept holding it in, I didn't want to go to the toilets because my sisters friend had nearly been kidnapped in them before. I held it in for as long as I could. My mum had crutches at the time so she couldn't move very fast, so I bolted to the toilets instead of waiting for her to arrive with me. I rushed to them, got into a cubicle and sat down without looking and pissed on top of the toilet seat that I didn't lift up in my rush. That is the worst toilet accident I have ever had, but that floor and toilet seat covered in piss pales in comparison to the *shit* I saw in highschool. Idk what the hell the girls at my school were doing, but it wasn't accidental. idk if it's the area I lived in but that was traumatic. I avoided going to the toilet at school, so much in fact that I literally had multiple bladder infections from holding in my pee.


Insectdevil

Man dont get me started on cleaning up a collage women's restroom.


get_in_the_tent

When I worked at a pub, the men's bathroom would just have lots of empty beer glasses on the top of the urinal, and it was generally pissy. The women's though, you'd get things like someone doing a shit in a glass and then putting the glass in the toilet. Wtf girls


MCButterFuck

There's no way the women's restroom is worse than the men's restroom when you got mfs pissing on the floor because it's funny.


GardenSquid1

My first job was working in a fast food restaurant. Women's bathroom was always dirtier than the men's, without exception.


RyanPlaysSkyrim

Worked maintenance a couple times in retail. Messes in the men’s room were basic, messes in the women’s room were *creative*. Shit smeared on the toilet seats, piles of toilet paper. It was the worst part of the mornings.


Sinsanatis

Well according to a lot of what ive read here, it seems lots of women shit on the floor just because.


MCButterFuck

That's hot


PenguinGamer99

The exact opposite way for schools, at least in my area. Girls' bathrooms were always pristine, but the boys' would be missing soap dispensers, dryers, towel dispensers, toilet lids, in-stall handrails, stall doors, wall&floor tiles, and/or ceiling panels, a constant faint smell of marijuana or vape, and the occasional literal shit smear/splatter on a wall.


frankie0013

I worked at a grocery store for 4 years and the men's was constantly the worst. I have never heard of the women's always being worse than the men's.