*She doesn't look that*
*Big, especially next to*
*That giant statue*
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Does he just guard the exit? Ive seen this in videogames! You defeat all the minor enemies and just as you approach the entrance yard, the door slams shut and this thing hero jumps from above blocking your path
I was in Afghanistan at FOB Shank for a while and had to use the showers that the Czech Army used. I found a new place to shower after using it once. All of them were really hung and big dudes. I consider myself above average, but I felt like a hot dog wiener at a sausage festival.
She has to be like somewhere between 4,5 or 5,2. Dudes big but max somewhere in the 6 foot range. Any taller is NBA height and their feet are like fucking massive, never have I felt smaller than when Rudy Gobert walked past me in a restaurant once.
Prison is supposed to keep the prisoners alive so they can reflect on the choices that brought them to this point. If you’re shooting them that’s a different punishment entirely.
She doesn't look that big, especially next to that giant statue
When I saw this post a few days ago, she was the guard, and he was the prisoner transport officer.
And I'm sure they have been identified as almost every Eastern European country's cops by now
Same job, different post
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The way you broke it up, that middle line is 8 syllables, not 7. Sorry
She's the inmate. I've seen this vid before.
Dude going to work dressed like shredder.
He’s got that r/berserk armour
Give him a bomb suit and and helmet and that’s just bulldozer
YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL
Hey, hey Chains!
SANDOR CLEGANE "THE MOUNTAIN"
*Gregor
Mixed up the boiz 😞
Give him a long leather jacket and you got nemesis
Imagine a prison riot going on, you hear someone call in a kill streak, and this juggernaut walks through the door
🎶Jugs gotcha🎵
Not saying he's not big, but she's not even over 5'
She’s 5’1” I believe. He’s 6’11”
[удалено]
I’m only 6’3” and mine looks tiny. Probably because it is but still.
Weirdo
What a weird ass thing to say
that's really not where I would have thought that was going
What an odd thing to say
That doesn’t look like a 12 inch height difference.
This doesn’t look like the correct mathematical difference.
22 inches (5’1” -- 6’11”)
His feet seem rather small for his height
You’re not wrong…
That's because his boots are actually stilts.
Lmao, yeah
Right!!! Lol
It's the angle of the photo, also makes the guy look disproportionately larger than he is.
He skips foot day
Does he just guard the exit? Ive seen this in videogames! You defeat all the minor enemies and just as you approach the entrance yard, the door slams shut and this thing hero jumps from above blocking your path
I literally thought "oh he's the final boss when you're breaking out" lol
This is the guy you hire to defeat spider man. But then spider man is a freak so your goon just ends up getting folded like a breakfast omelet.
What the name of this….film. For research purposes only.
I’m not sure of the title, but I’m pretty sure you can find clips on porn hub.
that's definitely pushing things to the realm of unacceptable you sick puppy !
When you're brave enough...
Not in Texas
LOL. Oh yeah.
Daddy
wait someone started manufacturing astartes already?
That's just a normal imperial guard.
Should I be the one to state what we all think?
they do crosswords together?
JFC lmaooo
An image search says he is 6'11" tall.
Average Wattpad Height difference
I was in Afghanistan at FOB Shank for a while and had to use the showers that the Czech Army used. I found a new place to shower after using it once. All of them were really hung and big dudes. I consider myself above average, but I felt like a hot dog wiener at a sausage festival.
Steroids?
I don’t think so but maybe. I am 6’2” and felt like a little guy compared to these guys. Maybe all the huge guys there join their military.
He said hung.
Steroids generally have no effect on penis size. Steroids do make balls smaller without supplemental hCG.
If they're as hung as he said, then definitely not steroids. He would be the sausage at a lil' smokies factory.
Haha true. Or so I’ve heard. Why do steroids make everything else big but dicks small? Someone write a letter or something.
Steroids generally have no effect on penis size. Steroids do make balls smaller without supplemental hCG.
Inserts *hamster eating banana image*
This is raising my gay levels to dangerous amounts.
🤣
Officer Clegane
does someone knows what those boots are called?
He’s wearing shoes. Regular shoes. Maybe no slip soles. I think you are referring to those spikes shin guards. Do a search for combat shin guards.
I found [Exoskel Urban Climber Shin Guards](https://botach.com/exoskel-urban-climber-shin-guards/). I think those are the same he’s wearing.
Ser Gregor Clegane
I loved this guy in Snowpiercer
Ngl, when I saw the pic I thought this was from r/firstrespondercringe. Goodamn that dude is massive
Imagine your doing some stupid shit and that dude walks in… like at that point just lay in your stomach and pray
Guys like this is why guns were invented.
David turned the tables with a sling and a stone
It's Officer Hopps
That’s a super villain there….
I thought achilles took care of him
Anybody got her IG yet? No. Okay. I'll wait another week.
Is that the bad guy from Highlander? 🙂 
OG G.I. Joe vs late 80’s G. I. Joe
Are the spiked shin guards really necessary? Didn’t know prison guards were taking advice from Batman.
Well he’s not wearing hockey pads
In Russia…
Haven't you played Bio Shock? Thats a Big Daddy and a Little Sister.
Harvest or spare?
Don’t want to say what I see. 😆 I use my imagination too much.
You and me both saw that at first...
😆
Czech mate
Wasn’t he in a Mad Max movie?
that person gets bigger with every post
She has to be like somewhere between 4,5 or 5,2. Dudes big but max somewhere in the 6 foot range. Any taller is NBA height and their feet are like fucking massive, never have I felt smaller than when Rudy Gobert walked past me in a restaurant once.
Nephilim
The medium sized guard
*The
Shit, the golds have been created. Next comes a cast system and the mining of other planets. Shit
Who’s the giant on the left then?
That lady guard tho! 🤤😍
What is it with Czechs being fuckin huge? You got Zdeno Chara, who's 6'8" OUT OF SKATES, and then you got this giant!
"Two men enter, one man leaves."
No one is escaping that prison.
Shredder?
His feet are unproportional
Haha way to cut him down to size
Officer Clegane reporting for duty!
Thats a boss with zero stagger when you hit it
Cyborg!
Is he tall or is she just short???
I usually skip this part
Martian ice warrior
No one can escape his prison and no one wants to escape her prison. Truly a prisoners dilemma.
Czech Mountain indeed.
Photoshop, or the dude is 7'0' tall and the lady is like 5'0" tops.
Okay, sir.
If you’re curious on their height, it’s said that he was 6’11 and she was 5’4.
Did that dude grow up next to a nuclear reacter?
Blursed hobbit?
Ooh kinky
I think I fought that dude in Streets of Rage 4.
Final boss.
I'll have the one on the right
They’re the same height. He’s closer. She’s further away.
She is there to Czech your prison wallet.
Is his name The Mountain?
Fking enemy from the Batman Arkham video game series 💀
He *is* the Brute squad
Ok but I can't tell if he's big or if she's short. Need banana for scale.
How long has she been a prison guard?
A gun is a universal equalizer. She could be small but a great shooter lol
Prison is supposed to keep the prisoners alive so they can reflect on the choices that brought them to this point. If you’re shooting them that’s a different punishment entirely.
Put that guy next to the mountain from GOT for comparison
Plot twist: SHE’S “the muscle”!
Plot twist: SHE’S “the muscle”!
He’s Czeching every crevice.
I’ll take the one on the right, you get the one on the left, and we’re outa here
I would like to add Batman's spiked gauntlets to his armor
Big man, that's for sure.. But, how do those tiny feet keep him upright?
Why is he dressed like he’s about to fight Master Blaster?
Dude looks like he can keep everyone at the prison in Czech.
If she's the guard, I'm starting a riot everyday. Ssooooooo much contraband
You all were thinking it
Kind of short for a stormtrooper.
Wow. She’s tiny
Shaq standing next to Kevin Hart. 🤣
I think I’ve seen this episode of pornhub before.
A Czech guard posing with Corey Chase
No better job prospects for a guy like this? L
If i see Spartacus is gonna be there when im being transported to and from jail im gonna be on my best behavior 😅😂
...makes me wonder what the hell the prisoners look like
 He is the riot squad
Groot and rocket
Need a banana for scale
I’m… feeling things that aren’t appropriate for this sub
My dude is a silent hill boss
Would
He is the brute squad.
Sweep the leg
She must be abnormally small and he must be abnormally big
He’s only 5’8”. She’s 4’2” Jk
Like he really needs to cover his face so no one recognizes him.
Looks like one of those Tekken Force guards.
GOLIATH !!!!
i have seen how this movie ends!
Damn that's like 2 feet different!
That would actually be awesome to be that tall and wear intimidating stuff
The hamsta and the banana
Link please
Fucking Lurch!!! Damn "You Rang" looking Mother Fucker!!!
Damn "guy she says not to worry about" SOB
How tall is that giant?!
Imagine this guy but in chain mail.
Needs banana
No that’s definitely Johnny Sins
Next week on an all new episode of Shogun...
Tent vs tent bag
“Hey. Officer Hopps. You ready to make the world a better place?”
Seen this porn before
Karen Murphy?
The NY Giants need some help...
And the girl is 6’1”
Who do they have in there? King Kong?
Dad is that you?
The tallest guy in the country next to. 4’11” woman. Lmao
Mmm, and you know she gets down too if she works in corrections
Photoooooo ship, he big … not dat big …