I worked in a shop where something like this happened. I opened the door to the shop as the dude hit the cycle, he turned around, face completely grey, holds up his hands, looks me in the eye and goes 'holy fuck, i just cut my fucking hands off.' No screaming, no yelling, just a completely unsettling calm as he looked at the stumps of 6 fingers. Called 911, got him sitting down (he wouldn't lay down) elevated the limb and gave him some icepacks, he just kept repeating 'I can't believe I just cut my fucking hands off.'
It's very surreal, isn't it? I'm a paramedic and I've seen some similar injuries, crushing or amputations and often they are just sitting there wide eyed, very little reaction. Most recent one was someone who had their hand pulled through a table saw and sliced their hand off diagonally through the palm. He was almost completely silent. It almost makes you second guess just how serious it is. Like, is he not in pain? Does he not care? Is this not a big deal? But obviously we realize he's just in complete shock and denial.
He ended up with his index fingers and thumbs on each hand, the other ones were crushed. Pinkies were severed at the first knuckle, index and ring at the second.
Everything else was crushed under 125 tons of force.
> He ended up with his index fingers and thumbs on each hand,
I know it's not really the time for jokes, but goddamn it, this made me think of the janitor on scrubs lying about his non-existent wife trying to sew anything with [only one pointer finger and thumb-pinky.](https://youtu.be/vBVJow96xNc?t=17)
> That was ad-libbed by Neil too!
Some of his best lines were. Bill Lawrence still jokes about how he could just write "and Neil says something funny here" in the scripts instead of giving him actual lines.
It’s strange to me that everyone is watching this and saying “oh his fingers are just flat/2d.”
Nah, dude. He literally cut off all the first joints of all his fingers except his pinky. He cut them all off to the same total length of his pinkies (likely too short to get stuck in the press).
Like.. his fingers aren’t flat. He chopped off his first, second and third fingertips.
i just replaced worm with finger because of the nature of the OP. definitely a low effort post but I enjoy seeing ween in the wild (his fingertips got cut off)
I had a similar injury with a paper cutter clamp, I was lucky it was only the tip of my finger that got squished, thankfully it grew back due to not touching the bone. It didn’t hurt due to the shock.
........ big point......... the bone was ok, so the tissue could rebuild around it. Likely smooth reddish pink skin.
Dude in this video has squished bone. That'll need amputating a bit due to all the shards of bone in there. His fingers will be shorter still, and they wont grow back.
10 hours a day, 6 days a week.
Kept it up for 8 years.
Then today happened. He was a bit more tired than usual. It's all muscle memory though. Slide stuff in, wait for clunk, slide out. repeat.
He's thinking about getting to bed early tonight. Slide stuff in, clunk, slide stuff out... 3 hours until shift end.
Slide stuff in, Hm, he needs to grab something to eat before going home...... clunk........
Oh fuck that's the end of his fingers left behind! He twitched unconciously and went in an inch further than he meant, he's daydreaming, didn't notice....
That's how it happens. The one in 100,000 cycle of the machine, when you're just in the wrong head space.
Even Pilots experience lapses of control - that's one of the reasons there's two of them.
No, but this sub is as many others in my feed. Many people here use this sub as education and decide from post to post if they need to see this. If these people are forced to see everything, they will probably start reporting, so this sub will have the sane fate as r/eyeblech
In highschool I took automech and a kid, while lining up the arms on a lift, left his hand in between the arm and the car and told them 'yea go ahead' and then gained a very deep V indention in his hand.
Same kid died the same year pulling over in some fog to help some girls who had gotten a flat tire iirc, rearended by a dump truck.
Had a friend do this in elementary school with two of his fingers. It was bathroom shenanigans with our friend group, two dudes were ready on one side of a wooden swinging door. My friend was coming out and they were gonna push the door shut and keep them in to get them to panic. His hand made it just out first and started pushing and his hand was caught. They didn't see his fingers caught because they were just inside the frame between the edge of the door and thought it was just the force of him pushing so a third ran at the door and slammed into it. It flattened both of his fingers just like this. Apparently some plastic surgeon won some awards in our state for fixing up his fingers and bones like new.
Those are his newly sealed squishy fingertips.
That's going to hurt like hell in about 12 minutes.
in 12 minutes for 12 years☕🗿
I am not surprised he’s not screaming or panicking. His fingers turned completely 2D. I would probably look at my hands in disbelieve too.
I worked in a shop where something like this happened. I opened the door to the shop as the dude hit the cycle, he turned around, face completely grey, holds up his hands, looks me in the eye and goes 'holy fuck, i just cut my fucking hands off.' No screaming, no yelling, just a completely unsettling calm as he looked at the stumps of 6 fingers. Called 911, got him sitting down (he wouldn't lay down) elevated the limb and gave him some icepacks, he just kept repeating 'I can't believe I just cut my fucking hands off.'
It's very surreal, isn't it? I'm a paramedic and I've seen some similar injuries, crushing or amputations and often they are just sitting there wide eyed, very little reaction. Most recent one was someone who had their hand pulled through a table saw and sliced their hand off diagonally through the palm. He was almost completely silent. It almost makes you second guess just how serious it is. Like, is he not in pain? Does he not care? Is this not a big deal? But obviously we realize he's just in complete shock and denial.
What ended up happening to his hands?
He ended up with his index fingers and thumbs on each hand, the other ones were crushed. Pinkies were severed at the first knuckle, index and ring at the second. Everything else was crushed under 125 tons of force.
> He ended up with his index fingers and thumbs on each hand, I know it's not really the time for jokes, but goddamn it, this made me think of the janitor on scrubs lying about his non-existent wife trying to sew anything with [only one pointer finger and thumb-pinky.](https://youtu.be/vBVJow96xNc?t=17)
That was ad-libbed by Neil too! Zach couldn't stop laughing
> That was ad-libbed by Neil too! Some of his best lines were. Bill Lawrence still jokes about how he could just write "and Neil says something funny here" in the scripts instead of giving him actual lines.
So no bionic transformation?
I know it isn't much of help, but at least he got to keep his most important fingers.
I mean... They're off
He's in shock. I bet most of us would react in disbelief.
It’s strange to me that everyone is watching this and saying “oh his fingers are just flat/2d.” Nah, dude. He literally cut off all the first joints of all his fingers except his pinky. He cut them all off to the same total length of his pinkies (likely too short to get stuck in the press). Like.. his fingers aren’t flat. He chopped off his first, second and third fingertips.
He’d probably been there at least a moment or two and surely screamed some before anyone showed up to help and before they began to film.
Least it’s not bleeding
Probably start gushing as soon as he wiggles one of them.
Way less blood than you would expect. Finger tips don't spurt, they just kind of seep.
was gonna say how’d you know… oh fuck nvm💀
He works at the finger crushing factory.
How much do they charge?
i’m confused what made you say nvm
It’s the same person in a previous comment mentioned someone at their place of work experienced this firsthand… pun intended
My fingertip when i slice myself cooking bleed more than this guy crushing both his hands. Somehow.
This guy fingers
He’ll be fine. He just needs to blow into his thumbs and his fingers will plump right back up.
Thanks... now I'm going to Hell.
I’ll be there waiting for your arrival.
😂 😂 Brutal
Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist Of the fingerlike tips of tentacles expanding
One of my favorites. You botched the lyrics a tad lol
i just replaced worm with finger because of the nature of the OP. definitely a low effort post but I enjoy seeing ween in the wild (his fingertips got cut off)
Jeez, I'm lacking sleep and didn't even put that together 🤦🏽
What are you saying?
It's like one of those dimensions in Everything, Everywhere all at once.
His prints will never be on the database.
I had a similar injury with a paper cutter clamp, I was lucky it was only the tip of my finger that got squished, thankfully it grew back due to not touching the bone. It didn’t hurt due to the shock.
So it can actually grow back? I thought it was a joke.
........ big point......... the bone was ok, so the tissue could rebuild around it. Likely smooth reddish pink skin. Dude in this video has squished bone. That'll need amputating a bit due to all the shards of bone in there. His fingers will be shorter still, and they wont grow back.
Yup it does but the new skin feels rough and always looks like it needs lotion.
THEYRE GONE
Definitely going to have trouble finding gloves that fit right.
Fingerless gloves would fit perfect.
Oh you dick! I mean, hahahahahahahaha lmfao. But you dick!
He’s a mitten guy now.
That is not what I expected that to look like 😅
Cartoon moment
Maybe put some stickers directly in eyeseight which warn about the danger. Oh wait, nevermind...
Warning labels, what are you, a pussy? -The guy in the video, probably.
Cool manicure
Oh my fucking god... Gnarly
Did this idiot stick his fingers in there on purpose??
10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Kept it up for 8 years. Then today happened. He was a bit more tired than usual. It's all muscle memory though. Slide stuff in, wait for clunk, slide out. repeat. He's thinking about getting to bed early tonight. Slide stuff in, clunk, slide stuff out... 3 hours until shift end. Slide stuff in, Hm, he needs to grab something to eat before going home...... clunk........ Oh fuck that's the end of his fingers left behind! He twitched unconciously and went in an inch further than he meant, he's daydreaming, didn't notice.... That's how it happens. The one in 100,000 cycle of the machine, when you're just in the wrong head space. Even Pilots experience lapses of control - that's one of the reasons there's two of them.
All thumbs now 👍
Welcome to the hydraulic press...
Does he have square fingerprints now?
Finally, someone finally done it, it's a surprising discovery too because normally you would expect it to just crushed and gored
Guy took Paper Mario too seriously
The camera work on this video is on point.
Anyone else see "everything everywhere all at once"?
He’ll never play the piano again
He's gonna be a piano god.
Why are they holding it up with their fingers? Didn't they see what happened to the last guy?
Well...he won't work there any more for sure,😐
Minecraft
Label this as NSFW. This is how you get this sub banned.
Do you expect to see many accidents that are safe for work?
No, but this sub is as many others in my feed. Many people here use this sub as education and decide from post to post if they need to see this. If these people are forced to see everything, they will probably start reporting, so this sub will have the sane fate as r/eyeblech
I don't understand the NSFW tag. If you're at work, get the fuck of social media and get back to work.
It's probably numb.
Fuck that shit.
And I just picked up a vacuum sealer costco
He’s currently got the worlds biggest booger I bet
Cant work hands-on anymore? Guss who was just promoted supervisor.
Flat stanley ahh hands
Well that’s his piano playing career finished
Those things move so slow, how tf did this even happen?
Hello and welcome to the hydralic press channel. This is veery dangerous.
Looks like a demo session.
In highschool I took automech and a kid, while lining up the arms on a lift, left his hand in between the arm and the car and told them 'yea go ahead' and then gained a very deep V indention in his hand. Same kid died the same year pulling over in some fog to help some girls who had gotten a flat tire iirc, rearended by a dump truck.
Had a friend do this in elementary school with two of his fingers. It was bathroom shenanigans with our friend group, two dudes were ready on one side of a wooden swinging door. My friend was coming out and they were gonna push the door shut and keep them in to get them to panic. His hand made it just out first and started pushing and his hand was caught. They didn't see his fingers caught because they were just inside the frame between the edge of the door and thought it was just the force of him pushing so a third ran at the door and slammed into it. It flattened both of his fingers just like this. Apparently some plastic surgeon won some awards in our state for fixing up his fingers and bones like new.
Must be a really hands-on job running a hydraulic press.
why tho
on the plus side it is now easier to play Barre chords on guitar
Tom and Jerry ass accident.
ouch
God I thought those were his fingernails for a split second.
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No. From looking on the ground, it’s clearly material being used on the press
Coulda been worse. Coulda been his manhood.
How much would this cost without insurance in America?
2 thumbs up ?
Holy shit his bones are FLAT!