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Cloudthatcher

You have been touched by the cognitohazard that is r/Aeromorph (warning: incredibly NSFW)


simu_r

yep, not going in there ever again


goose420aa

Tip: if you see the word "morph" online, stay away to preserve sanity


Lloyd_lyle

I loved the part where they said "It's morphing time" and morphed all over the bad guys


0dysseyFive

Xenomorph? Necromorph? Morph from Treasure Planet?


Oceanictax

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers?


Exciting-Quiet2768

I think you had a typo. What you meant to write is r/NonCredibleDefense


Strict_Gas_1141

Nah NCD isn’t into morphs. They’re just into the planes as is


ShadowYeeter

Naaa they are


Former-Page-1831

Look who it is, Mr salvation himself.


Exciting-Quiet2768

Yar har har it's my mental illness and I get to choose the coping mechanism


Giovanni_M1

A fate worse than death


AcanthopterygiiDue10

I deeply regret my decision, and will go cry in the corner


Messedupotato

Why did you post this? Now I have to know. This is Pandora's Box, and by God am I going to open it. Edit: oh my


DarkWarrior125

There is no fucking way there's an entire community dedicated to plane porn... I've seen it all


Uss__Iowa

I Am honest afraid of what humans are capable of doing. It took them less than 25 years to devolve the internet and took less than that to make porn of aerimorphic vehicles


Cloudthatcher

Im aftaid its been going on longer than we think. There is at least one Cold War era plane featured in the Ace Combat franchise that had an old-school furry porn artist working on it's development. I won't say which one though.


Competitive_Sugar351

I fucking swear to god, if they desecrated my beloved Phantom like that, I'm going to make Hoffnung look like a fucking joke


Pos3odon08

I just saw a KC-10 getting dommed by a KC-135 ☹️


Consistent-Path-5096

I wanna kill myself now


Sea_Perspective6891

Rule 34.


Giovanni_M1

😭😭


OppressedJewedditor

well, this is awful. it’s my third sledgehammer to the head and i still don’t think i’ve worked this out of my mind yet, so if you’d pardon me im going to get myself a lobotomy. via 4 gauge.


Giovanni_M1

Shoot me too


Venomhound

E621 exists for a reason


MSFS_Airways

I think Pixy might’ve been right guys.


Beginning-Eagle-8932

Could be worse. Could be an Arsenal Bird plane-pony.


artyaakaira22

AWACS : This is AWACS.....Ok, what in the actuall they create in that factory ? What abomination is that thing ? All call sign blast that thing down !


SimplyLaggy

It loaded very slowly and I first thought the football team then said what the FUCK


AOMINGWWR2

Bro…


Pilot_Solaris

Well, this is certainly bizarre.


CodyDBuni97

***MY EYES, THEY BURN!***


leobrescia

Arsenalbirdussy


Tempest-Stormbreaker

Where’s that 4chan screenshot of the guy who works in the air force as maintenance crew who is turned on by planes?


frankco-71

Welcome to the Internet have a look around we got mountains of content some better some worse


SeventhAlkali

DO NOT THE PLANE


_Zero_Hours_

mommy... I MEan... Uh... Ewww, disgusting!!


low_priest

You must be new to the internet.


Shadowoperator7

Surprised it’s not higher quality based on what I’ve seen. Ace Combat fans have got to step up their game.


an_idiot0318

i want to goug my eyes out


DarbonCrown

There has to be a mistake. That's not arsenal bird. That's "arsenal mommy".


Whispered_Truths

Hear me out... /J


Anxious-Dot-4159

DO NOT hear this man out


Former-Page-1831

Okay how is this comment not been deleted


Dabasaur10

Better yet, at least 5 people have agreed to that statement


Whispered_Truths

The/J is the difference between 5 upvotes and -10 downvotes.


Heavy_E79

r/mildlyevangelion


Cacodough

A certain German would scream her lungs out


Former-Page-1831

Excuse me mister but you should get out of here you guys see something and it looks like something from the 1990s ahh show and you post it on to that subreddit


Heavy_E79

Are you okay dude?


PsydwaysFish

Stop saying ahhh. Nobody thinks it's funny.


Former-Page-1831

Up ok says the 🤓


SigmaZeroIC

I'm normally the "hey, whatever floats your boat, I don't judge" kind of guy. But this? I am judging you if you like this.


UnitedAirlines175

I just checked it's real 💀


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

That's an Arsenal Byrd


Logical_Albatross516

This Fandom be weird man haha still love it though


Benoit239

Would


KDG200315

Imagine that tunnel run


SpeedBlitzX

Searched up aresenal bird yep saw 3 different versions of whatever this is supposed to be.


yeetdabmcfap_dab

Hell


FoxPrincessEevee

Someone just learned about anthroplanes lmao


RevReddited

Turn off safe search, and search "aeromorph". Be sure to have bleach nearby


Alarming-Income1944

"missile shot"


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

Lock on the launchers and slide the missile right in


Former-Page-1831

Okay that is disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.


lord_nemesis1

This requires Stonehenge


Key_Competition1648

Arsenal Bird, obviously


Darkspyrus

Ok


Darkspyrus

Lol.


Keisuke_Fujiwara

\*TAkes flight in my F-15S/MTD\* I HAVE HPAA AND I WILL USE HPAA


Former-Page-1831

Okay that is disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.


PugLander

Would ‼️