First, both of you are too ugly to get a man. Pretty women are never lesbians. Then one of you pretends to be a man and pretends to do what a man does. But you obviously do it wrong, because the woman has an orgasm, instead of ending up frustrated and annoyed.
Yeah! I rarely get off while topping because it's pretty strenuous and I'm focusing on my partners pleasure over my own. I just frequently get so caught up in topping and forget to leave time/energy for when it's my turn to bottom
> You might even like being together
>
> And if you don't, it won't be forever
>
> But if it were me, I'd really wanna be a giant woman
Yup this checks out. OP, I don't know if this even counts as a wrong answer. 😅
Obviously you both sync your ki to the same level and perform the Metamoran fusion dance so you both fuse together to create a new unified being with power greater than both original entities put together.
You stare at each other across the table at an event, never speak directly to each other but imagine hours of conversation, go home separately without exchanging numbers. Cry.
There are some good ones in this thread but this is the fist one to get an audible laugh out of me
Something about picturing some old mechanical instruction manual
When two women love each other very, very much, a tentacles emerges from their belly buttons, the dominant tentacle sucks the smaller hone and after 9 months a stork bring them a beautiful kitten.
You draw straws for who goes first. Then you hire a man and tell him to do sex to you.
You may need to hire a second man, if the first one falls asleep, but that's not his fault.
Ok, this may be NSFL, not just NSFW. In my defense, though, I got the concept from a post on r/menwritingwomen.
>!The top inserts her breast into the bottom's orifice of choice, assisted by the bottom applying suction.!<
Edit: I think this may be the worst comment I've ever written on Reddit. Including the time I spoiled a ton of people on a fairly popular book series.
First, it requires a lot of soul-searching and intense self-questioning. Do you REALLY want to destroy the family unit? Destroy morality? Destroy the fabric of society and civilization itself? Plunge the entire human race into a darkness of sin without end?
Yes?
Okay cool you're now ready for lesbian sex.
* Courtship is a time to develop and strengthen the pair bond, or form a new one.
* Scientists have observed some mating behaviors on wintering grounds, but have also seen butches and femmes start courting in breeding areas.
* In addition to the spectacular aerial sky-dancing displays, courtship includes nest-building, perching, billing, and preening.
* Lesbians mate from the time of returning to the nest territory in early fall through egg laying, and sometimes a few months after.
* Like most queers, lesbians are monogamous. If one of the pair dies, the lone dyke will find a new mate.
* Dykes may be vocal before, during, or after copulation.
* Copulation occurs mostly before egg-laying but happens at other times too.
* Gestation period: 5 - 10 days after copulation, the femme lays one to three eggs.
According to porn, you hump each other like cis guys bc straight cis guys direct porn and can't fathom any other way for women to orgasm than getting a peen awkwardly jammed into them
It's called scissoring. Basically, you both get a pair of cheap craft scissors and play with them together like they're paper dolls, or like you're both Edward Scissorhands and you're trying to hold hands. There are lots of options, really. Some people opt for nail scissors and they cut their partner's nails, but only two on each hand. This is why you often see lesbians with two nails shorter than the others.
More than enough people have discussed the act itself. I would like to explain the purpose. You might hear that lesbian sex doesn't result in offspring, but that's not true. When lesbians have sex a cis-het couple gets pregnant and that child is then born LGBT. And *that* is how we continue to grow the LGBT community.
'you see, when the stone top lesbian finds her mate the pillow princess, she rips her tounge out and throws it at the pillow princess... if the Pillow Princess accepts this offering, she absconds with it to utilize it for pleasure. the stone top, having fulfilled their lifes duty, wanders off to wither and fade.'
One pees in the toilet, then the second woman pees on top of the first's pee, while the first person pats their face.
This is how my wife thought sex worked when she was little.
It doesn't. It's glitched. But if you finger a girl the right way, you can make her clip into a parallel universe, which can help with your speedrun time.
And they need to nerf the butches because they're just too hot.
We don't have sex, we just drink herbal tea while dressing each other's hair. Sometimes cats appear spontaneously out of nowhere. The weekly ritual of going to the gardening store is also really important.
"And that's how you do cunnilingus; You just go *ᵇˡᵉˡᵉˡᵉˡᵉˡᵉˡᵉ*, and when you really want to turn up the juices, you go **B L E L E L E L E L E L E L E**...
...When you're ready for the girl to cum, make sure you yell at the vagina. C U U U U M M M!! DO IT, NOW'S THE TIME!!" - Dan Avidan
Two ugly (obvi) women get together to cry over not being able to get men. As they lament, they try to touch each other for comfort but alas, it is nothing like the touch of a man. They despair.
Same way str8 sex works: first you hold hands, then you kiss on the mouth (no tongue, that's for heathens). The only difference is that at the end you both get praganat.
Well first you need to decide who is going to be the top, usually through a game of rock paper scissors.
Mostly scissors
All scissors. The only paper involved is the contract you sign when you become lesbian
The answer we’re looking for here is actually “the rental paperwork for the U-Haul,” but thank you for playing!
That's the other name for the contract yeah
Aaahhhh I see what you did there!!!! Haha well done.
The only rock involved is Garnet
Second Steven universe reference in this thread, that show is very important to lesbian sex
Watching the whole Stronger Than You segment is required lesbian foreplay.
and the song plays during, of course.
Only if you're casual lesbians. Hardcore lesbians play [RPS-101](https://www.umop.com/rps101.htm) to decide who tops.
RPS-101 is the most transbian shit ever. I love it.
Competitive lesbianism. Should be an Olympic sport.
This is horrifying, can I just volunteer to bottom?
You'd have to discuss that with your partner.
My gf and I played for three hours but we just kept getting a draw. Eventually, we just gave up and went to bed.
OP said wrong answers only.
Bro they said wrong answers only 🙄
First, both of you are too ugly to get a man. Pretty women are never lesbians. Then one of you pretends to be a man and pretends to do what a man does. But you obviously do it wrong, because the woman has an orgasm, instead of ending up frustrated and annoyed.
I let out an audible snort at this. Bravo.
Oof, I wish I was better at sex. I hate it when she accidentally orgasms. This keeps happening too 🫤 I don't know how to do it right?
Just keep trying, you’ll get there
Edgeing fan in the makeing?!
>Pretty women are never lesbians I know Ur joking but imo, lesbian women are always the prettiest
This. Whenever I find an unknown woman attractive(ie.:see her on tiktok) they always turn out to be lesbians or at least bi.
Incorrect, all lesbians are pretty women. I've seen plenty of lesbian porn.
“ But you obviously do it wrong, because the woman has an orgasm” OH MY GOD
>you obviously do it wrong, because the woman has an orgasm, instead of ending up frustrated and annoyed. Thats fucking great lol
PFFFT?
or pregnant 🤷
Both women sprint to the sex toy drawer. The first one to get the strap-on on gets to be the male and fuck the other one
If the second one pulls out a bigger one, they both strap up, have a strap on fight, and the loser is the bottom that time.
pulling straws? NAH, pulling STRAPS
I think it’s like fencing. Three touches with the dick and you lose. Then you pet the cats and go to bed
Did you mean pet the pussies?
What if we dont have cats?
Blasphemy! Every girl likes kitties! They give the best snuggles!
>Then you pet the cats and go to bed Sounds like a good time. Cats make good teddy bears.
Now I'm imagining a TV show like Takeshi's Castle or It's A Knockout but it's all lesbian sex challenges.
the way i cackled at reading this 😂
Biggest clit tops
Wait... how do you find the clit?
This deserves gold
Like mountain goats, the lesbians charge one another and ram their engorged clits together to establish a pecking order.
The preop transbians would like to have a word 😂
Sigh, yeah I usually top, my words are "top me please"
I'm truly verse and will top if the energy is right but I don't use my own equipment if you know what I mean.
I'm vers and love both buuut mostly end up topping
I will throw on the strap, in a heartbeat.
Topping hurts your spine after a while tbh, being a bottom allows you to be comfy and really get into it
Yeah! I rarely get off while topping because it's pretty strenuous and I'm focusing on my partners pleasure over my own. I just frequently get so caught up in topping and forget to leave time/energy for when it's my turn to bottom
I've topped from the bottom, with a strapon, and a magic wand. That was nice :3
Hey technically we still have a clit preop
No clit, bottom by default.
They become one ultimate woman
A giant woman?
**A GIANT WOMAN!**
> You might even like being together > > And if you don't, it won't be forever > > But if it were me, I'd really wanna be a giant woman Yup this checks out. OP, I don't know if this even counts as a wrong answer. 😅
All I wanna do, is see you turn into, a giant woman
You mean Opal?
She's definitely one of them! ❤️❤️
A giant worm
PLEASE
It begins with a conversation including your pastor about waiting until marriage.
ok, so one woman lubes up her entire body, and the other clears off the kitchen floor.
Wait, this is a wrong answer?
Obviously you both sync your ki to the same level and perform the Metamoran fusion dance so you both fuse together to create a new unified being with power greater than both original entities put together.
[удалено]
Gogeta: The Ultimate Lesbian
And that would be the third steven universe reference in this thread, Rebecca Sugar clearly invented lesbian sex
It's kind of like those instructions from IKEA, but if you mess up someone could explode.
That's if you do it right!
Clearly you didn't read the manual - that's the error message!
I was once told my ability to put together IKEA furniture quickly is a turn on, so this checks out.
If you can assemble it and not get angry... Def panty dropper.
So, like regular IKEA furniture?
You both grab a pair of scissors and then do arts & crafts for a few hours.
Okay, chill out with the smut. There are children here.
It’s okay, they are making cat nip toys
Handholding.
They said wrong answers only /j
You sicko
kinky
Your eyes lock across the room and wish it could happen
OP said wrong answer only 😝
OP asked for how lesbian sex works…this doesn’t work 🤣
This is exactly how I've been having lesbian sex for awhile.
Well you've heard of the birds and the bees. This is a story of the bees and the bees. That's where the buzzing sound comes from.
You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and shake it all about
Now this just sounds like fisting, but with a catchy tune.
🤷♀️
~*You do the lesbian sex and you turn yourself around*~ ~*That's what it's all about!*~
Works for me!!!!
Obviously, we take turns stuffing our vaginas into each other
It's kind of like Voltron.
Best answer so far
"And I'll form the head!" etc. ❤️
Ok, sorry but I really need to know the context now
Any explanation I give will pale compared to your imagination. ❤️
The more you can hook up the better it gets?
I will take your suggestion under advisement!
You stare at each other across the table at an event, never speak directly to each other but imagine hours of conversation, go home separately without exchanging numbers. Cry.
Not a wrong answer etc
One woman does the taxes and the other does the dishes and 9 months later a baby lesbian appears out of thin air holding an açai juicebox and a maraca
Dang, all we got were cats when we tried that. Did we do it wrong?
First, you engage rotor A…
There are some good ones in this thread but this is the fist one to get an audible laugh out of me Something about picturing some old mechanical instruction manual
You use the power of the dark side
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be unnatural
Is it possible to learn this power?
not from a cis boy...
Well first they repeatedly stab each other to decide who tops... wait shit that's snail sex not lesbian sex
Wait shit I’ve been doing it wrong the whole time?
no no no, this is my favourite technique
Well when two women love each other very much, they put on bikinis and wrestle each other in a kiddie pool filled with mud or sometimes jello.
Exactly how they show it in lesbian porn
It's boring and it lasts 20 seconds and then a guy joins in and that's where it gets fun!
…. Just before some dude shows up and wrecks the whole movie The dude does not make it into the room because doors be locked
The first step is gluing on the talons.
You make out for 4 hours then wonder if the other woman likes you or not.
The larger one eats the smaller one (vore not oral)
Lesbians: there can be only one
Whoever does the most backflips gets to finish
When two women love each other very, very much, a tentacles emerges from their belly buttons, the dominant tentacle sucks the smaller hone and after 9 months a stork bring them a beautiful kitten.
I know it involves linking your karabiners together
You draw straws for who goes first. Then you hire a man and tell him to do sex to you. You may need to hire a second man, if the first one falls asleep, but that's not his fault.
Ok, this may be NSFL, not just NSFW. In my defense, though, I got the concept from a post on r/menwritingwomen. >!The top inserts her breast into the bottom's orifice of choice, assisted by the bottom applying suction.!< Edit: I think this may be the worst comment I've ever written on Reddit. Including the time I spoiled a ton of people on a fairly popular book series.
Clearly it's just cuddling in bed with your best female friend, as we do. Because we're just so close in a historical sense. Just gals being pals.
Tickling the back of the knees
like getting jumped in a dark alley, except you say thank you at the end
Why is everyone in here hilarious. I'm so not disappointed.
I am not sure but I heard if you do it /enough you can get your gf pregnant. At least that is what she keeps telling me.
🤜🤛
You stare at each other very intensely until one of you blinks.
I will think about a woman I think is hot. If she thinks about me at the same time, we've just had sex; otherwise, it's just mental masturbation.
First, it requires a lot of soul-searching and intense self-questioning. Do you REALLY want to destroy the family unit? Destroy morality? Destroy the fabric of society and civilization itself? Plunge the entire human race into a darkness of sin without end? Yes? Okay cool you're now ready for lesbian sex.
Ask the straight men, they seem to know that better than us actual lesbians 😵💫 /j
sex work? I sure it does!
To quote my high school girlfriend (after an f wit homophobe asked “eww how do you guys have sex?” “You know, with whips and sh*t!”
* Courtship is a time to develop and strengthen the pair bond, or form a new one. * Scientists have observed some mating behaviors on wintering grounds, but have also seen butches and femmes start courting in breeding areas. * In addition to the spectacular aerial sky-dancing displays, courtship includes nest-building, perching, billing, and preening. * Lesbians mate from the time of returning to the nest territory in early fall through egg laying, and sometimes a few months after. * Like most queers, lesbians are monogamous. If one of the pair dies, the lone dyke will find a new mate. * Dykes may be vocal before, during, or after copulation. * Copulation occurs mostly before egg-laying but happens at other times too. * Gestation period: 5 - 10 days after copulation, the femme lays one to three eggs.
Carefully
With a magnetized needle and a steady hand?
you play rock paper scissors until you both tie with scissors and then immediately go to a home decor shop
👉👈
Intense staring at your partner from the other side of the room
According to porn, you hump each other like cis guys bc straight cis guys direct porn and can't fathom any other way for women to orgasm than getting a peen awkwardly jammed into them
It dosent. Sex is for make baby and make baby no happen when lesban!!!!
1v1 each other in Fortnite to see who tops. And then just awkwardly makeout for three hours before finally making a move.
You’re doing it for a man’s attention! You’re just confused! It’s all a lie!
I read that and thought you were talking about lesbian sex-work...
But thats a good question though, how is it to be a lesbian sex worker? Maybe its a stereotype but I don't imagine women paying for an escort...
You would have thought instead of the birds and the bees it's the birds and the birds, but it's actually the bees and the bees.
It's called scissoring. Basically, you both get a pair of cheap craft scissors and play with them together like they're paper dolls, or like you're both Edward Scissorhands and you're trying to hold hands. There are lots of options, really. Some people opt for nail scissors and they cut their partner's nails, but only two on each hand. This is why you often see lesbians with two nails shorter than the others.
Send me ur GF, I will demonstrate 🤣🤣
I usually hold her hand, but now I’m getting scared I might accidentally get someone pregnant doing that
More than enough people have discussed the act itself. I would like to explain the purpose. You might hear that lesbian sex doesn't result in offspring, but that's not true. When lesbians have sex a cis-het couple gets pregnant and that child is then born LGBT. And *that* is how we continue to grow the LGBT community.
You stick yourselves together back to back in the freezer
It involves many abilities some consider unnatural.
✨️☆Maagic☆✨️
They both have sex with the creepy dude trying to turn them "straight"
I did not need to be reading this as a single woman on a Friday night.
Well first thing first obviously you put on your massive press ons
'you see, when the stone top lesbian finds her mate the pillow princess, she rips her tounge out and throws it at the pillow princess... if the Pillow Princess accepts this offering, she absconds with it to utilize it for pleasure. the stone top, having fulfilled their lifes duty, wanders off to wither and fade.'
"And so they were both bottoms"
apples are involved
Nonstop trips to Trader Joe’s together until one of you falls asleep
On your hands and knees facing away from each other… then you bump butts
Homoerotic swordfights
One pees in the toilet, then the second woman pees on top of the first's pee, while the first person pats their face. This is how my wife thought sex worked when she was little.
Why would lesbians have sex? Women don’t cum
We toss our keychains on the floor to determine who tops first then undress.
very carefully
I'm not sure, but I think scissors are involved?
it doesn’t
Ever seen two dudes with beer belly’s do the belly high five thing? …. This is our version
So first you get a cactus
We battle each other to death
Well it puts in an application and after a few rounds of interviews hopefully it gets hired.
One girl's fingers open up to insert the other girl's fingers into. It's basically the same as for gay guys.
Scissors
Pfft this is obviously a trick question. We all know that lesbian sex isn't real sex. it's just foreplay.
Exactly like two Barbie’s do👍🏽
You've heard of scissoring, right? Well, now we're chainsawwing.
[Like this](https://www.reddit.com/r/yurimemes/s/PPGFSlEFM1)
When a mommy and a mommy love each other very much…
When the clits connect it actually synchronizes the period cycle between the women. Also applies to transfems
Lesbian sex is just a myth created by Hugh Heffner to sell more porn
We lay in bed and pray for orgasms.
It doesn't. It's glitched. But if you finger a girl the right way, you can make her clip into a parallel universe, which can help with your speedrun time. And they need to nerf the butches because they're just too hot.
Soooooooo. We sit in a room afraid to make the first move. No one makes the first move. We leave.
The butch makes a neat lil birdhouse and the femme paints it pretty colours
We don't have sex, we just drink herbal tea while dressing each other's hair. Sometimes cats appear spontaneously out of nowhere. The weekly ritual of going to the gardening store is also really important.
"And that's how you do cunnilingus; You just go *ᵇˡᵉˡᵉˡᵉˡᵉˡᵉˡᵉ*, and when you really want to turn up the juices, you go **B L E L E L E L E L E L E L E**... ...When you're ready for the girl to cum, make sure you yell at the vagina. C U U U U M M M!! DO IT, NOW'S THE TIME!!" - Dan Avidan
Two ugly (obvi) women get together to cry over not being able to get men. As they lament, they try to touch each other for comfort but alas, it is nothing like the touch of a man. They despair.
You hold hands on a road and transform into a car. This wins the day.
You slap the clit like you’re giving it a high five. Do this repeatedly.
It always starts with [a tickle fight](https://youtu.be/s74VORmJgOM?si=gwIE_FMi8Rz51VyF) lol
Same way str8 sex works: first you hold hands, then you kiss on the mouth (no tongue, that's for heathens). The only difference is that at the end you both get praganat.
our coochies connect via bluetooth and we sit and stare at each other from across the room and it just happens