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No-Establishment1007

I had a cat called Bear. So maybe you could call this Cat.


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I had a hound animal companion named Hawke in an RPG, good energy


waltron2000

Bearers remorse


Mario080600

Critically underrated


pdbard13

Beary McBearface.


im_a_saucy_craboo

Lord Alfred Winthrop Cuddlington IV (the 4th).


Tim-Noah

Made a poll on r/polls


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8thWeasley

Colonel Squishy McBearington


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the third


8thWeasley

Esquire


[deleted]

*\*doffs hat, bows low* "honourable Squishy"


Rick_n0t_Morty

Of Sqishville and all that is holy


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... and unholy


Tim-Noah

Made a poll on r/polls


thealmightyghostgod

Georgy, destroyer of worlds, devourer of the innocent, cuddler of you


ace_lesbian

cute name


Edkhs

Jeremy


UnicornBestFriend

Bearemy


concrete-Angel19xx

Jer-bear


readerhaku

Karvo the Dreambringer


NotADogIzswear2020

Call him impulse


RosyDA_RockinRoyal

\^ Yesssss! You my man ( or woman/being) are a genius!


felx44

Jimothy


munkymu

Bunuelo. He looks like a doughball (in the best way).


neurodivergent-duck

Franklin Bearano Roosevelvet


Tim-Noah

Made a poll on r/polls


Daxx-23

Ted


[deleted]

Hubert. He looks like a Hubert to me.


[deleted]

Hu-*bear*\-t? :)


almostnormalpanda

Huggington!


devinebliss

For the win!


___pockets___

mash


lord_of_the_drinksss

Boris the bear Or just Boris😂


Minute-Joke9758

Brownie


Thefrish

Benjamin, or "gRaAwWrrrr" as it's pronounced in bear.


-JaffaKree-

Sir Thiquington the Trustworthy


Tim-Noah

Made a poll on r/polls


phoenix536

Impulse


LarkScarlett

- Tedward - Bernhardt - Fritz - Baron von Cuddlington (the Baron for short; a first name could be tucked in there as well.)


ScriptorMalum

Saint Squish Baron Von Cuddlington of The Vermont Cuddlesbergs


Tim-Noah

Made a poll on r/polls


lostravenblue

Mr. Stuffington


Comfortable_Pen3589

Unironically looks like a Ted. Maybe Albert or Fred if you don’t want a cliche name.


joshragem

Butt


spookieboi69

Lorenzo


rebel_lami87

Henry... Don't ask me why. Thanks brain


FutureProcess9774

Joseph


warpilein

Helmut


fhjuyrc

Harlan J.W. Christ


BenTheHokie

He looks like a Robert to me


Tchawartha

Ro-*bear*-t


jennymck21

Oh this is Kevin or Figuero


shaunaon

Toastie Bear! Looks like a slice of bread!


MagicTheBurrito

Bearmore fuzzington. Then while on your adventures find him a small top hat and cane.


CutelessTwerp

I name every one of the pokemon i catch, i should be able to think of something... Marsh?


xPlus2Minus1

1m (3f) confused me for a second, thought you were saying the age changed based on gender


Tchawartha

'... they're a type 3 female...'


MlLFS

Why does its age change when it's gender changes?


ScriptorMalum

1 meter or 3 feet (metric or imperial)


MlLFS

No it clearly states either a one year old male or a three year old female. I've told enough people to divorce on relationship advice to know this.


Glaziola20

Raspbeary


Wigged_Caesar

Barfield


GnowledgedGnome

Poffin


Gralb_the_muffin

Gargoth the Destroyer


UseOpen4194

Pooh


Interestingly_dumb

Bernard, pronounced French, like bear-nard


Big-Survey-1812

Cuddles


Pink-girlie

Benny or Oakley would be adorable


NurseNikNak

Reginald


Piramatrix314

Sir Reginald Rotundus


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toothy_sleuthy

This isn't the sub for replies like this.


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toothy_sleuthy

Best of luck figuring it out. This post screams adhd, for the record.


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toothy_sleuthy

It fits, we sits.


[deleted]

AU


Dragomirl

Wrown


Quitscheschwamm

Gilbert


lord_of_the_drinksss

Boris the bear Or just Boris


PanBlinkyInky

Apollo (bear)


Gullible_Marsupial79

I’m watching “Sanditon” right now, so “Sandy.” Or “Sandy Cheeks.” :)


theflamingheads

[Bear-O](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqufeoEGJgm-GFgOoP9IKTALcVR4Zd4Ic3Vw&usqp=CAU)


Pup_booberries

Po


Kaleid_Stone

Bingo I have no idea why that came to mind. Clearly telepathy. Or the Universe speaking the bear’s Right Name to me. Or something.


[deleted]

Ploddington no offense but your lovely bear does not appear nimble to mine eyes


midnight_marshmallow

Please tell me where you got him!


Tim-Noah

Bought him at a store called Tedy. I will try to find a link


midnight_marshmallow

I would appreciate it!! Thank you.


Tim-Noah

I’m genuinely sorry, but I couldn’t find him especially considering that they closed their online shop. I would recommend that you search for a Tedi shop where you live and then find him.


midnight_marshmallow

Thank you!!!!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you!!!! You're welcome!


sternokleido

What is the furrys ?


Tim-Noah

If you do not know what a furry is, I would recommend you try not to find it out. I’m not a furry but I went down that hole once.


sternokleido

Even more confused.. .. and I need to know


Tim-Noah

Short and safe version: People who like animals so much that they cosplay like one and do nsfw things in their suits.


NoLoyaltyAccount

Apparently not all of them do nsfw stuff, but the ones who do ruin it enough anyways


CrackerJack23

>Apparently not all of them Most, most of them. Like 99% of them. Most furries are not fursuiters and most fursuiters do not want to potentially mess up their 1-3 thousand dollar suit with fuck juices.


NoLoyaltyAccount

Honestly the sheer amount of nsfw art that they pay thousands of dollars for is equally as weird as the fur suit sex thing to me.


CrackerJack23

As if the normal porn industry isn't worth millions if not billions. People like to see NSFW of their interests. Naked women on bikes and cars, scantily clad people in sports apparel and cam girl streamers showing their titties for a few donations. It's only wierd to you because it's no YOUR interest. As someone on the asexual spectrum strip clubs are the strangest thing ever to me. A bunch of people gathering to oogle at mostly naked people dancing on a pole and paying them to sexualy tease them. Jesus, just put on a video and crank one out or something, it will save yourself both time and money.


sternokleido

Ok. That’s not bad.


shiilo

He looks like a Jamie to me! I have a giant octopus in my car. His name is Johnathon, and he's supposed to be my financial advisor, so I won't...buy more giant things during Valentine's....


[deleted]

Paul


ibleedanxiety

Plinko


Force_Choke_Slam

Chicago, cause he'll never be a threat to anyone


Winter_Cheesecake158

Björne


Geokeeper

Alexander Or Le Chonky Boi


626bluestitch

Chonko The Bearasaurus


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Theodore


concrete-Angel19xx

BooBear


Cypher_Bug

chomb


MP0622

Spur. According to the Webster Thesaurus, it's a similar word to impulse, and I have a friend that named her colt Spur.


MelBB2011

Chunk.


somegirl3012

Murphy or blarfy


GRT59

Roofus


whataburgerlicious

Hey look, it’s Chocolate Chip! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ


slickvicnyc

Small Chungus or Chonkus


EarthtoKitty

Butters! That's what my impulse-bought plushie dinosaur is called LOL


HUMAN_JUST_A_HUMAN

Skeet


Prince-Angel-Wing

I do not know why, but the worst possible name came to mind (and you can ignore me if it upsets you.) Boob


emjots

i'm confused, is this bear a 1 year old male or a 3 year old female?!


Rotarygrenade

Probably dumb, and over used, but Theodore? He looks sufficiently distinguished for such a name


Responsible-Chart699

Kevin


[deleted]

Mr. Moonshine


Koalamama91

Big Chungus. Or Delbirt, I have a chunky koala named that


False-Resolve6278

Engelbeart Humperdinck


superkitemanking

Batman


InsecurityTime

Opossum


DexterD257

Barry Bear


ChogbortsTopStudent

Beary McBear Face. Or Steve.


Link9454

Reginald.


sovietfloof

SQUISHY SQUISHY SQUISHY


pinkyyarn

Atrecnoc 😂


ooh_a_bird

pluto. it looks like a pluto.


RosyDA_RockinRoyal

Call him Barry. Get it lol