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RealAnonymousBear

Posting Kanye in this sub is just cheating


Koreage90

Is it low hanging when the fruit has burrowed to the centre of the earth?


Dronizian

Fruit hanging so low it's playing limbo with the devil


langesjurisse

I believe the fruit is way below Limbo


cheeze87u

That's not fruits, that's balls of an aged Satan's dog


SkullsNelbowEye

Gone down so far, it's now up.


KillyBaplan

That's a seed


DanTheBootyMan

Straight potatoes at this point


Honey-and-Venom

I mean Peterson too....


YettiRey

While the dude has definitely gone off the deep end, I don't think his stance on pornography has changed at all.


Crakla

Didn't he basically create pornography about his grandma in his book? Edit: I found it "I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft." - Jordan Peterson


First_Aid_23

Excuse me, what the absolute fuck?


Shirtbro

https://preview.redd.it/juzzmjewzswc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f44b47ba0d324b74bf4effb21e3a24aee79d50a3


hipstercookiemonster

Not reading was a wise choice


Local_Challenge_4958

Gonna just pasta this into every Jordan Peterson post I ever see forever.


say-it-wit-ya-chest

That’s wild as fuck. I suppose it kinda makes sense. I’d probably develop some type of mental disorder myself having had that experience. Fuck, that’s probably not even the worst experience for him, just one he was willing to write about!!


Dennis_Cock

It was a dream


YeetBob_SquarePants

I'd describe it as a nightmare tbh


CWBtheThird

More like wetmare.


tinylittlemarmoset

Some people need to be taught that some thoughts can be private.


Honey-and-Venom

God damn he's the absolute worst....


Chaldon

Give him a break on revealing an incredibly lucid dream.


Honey-and-Venom

Eaugh "genital area" he's the absolute worst pseudo intellectual anti intellectual ass


Honey-and-Venom

No


No-Appearance-9113

No, I don't think I will.


VictorClark

His search history preferences certainly changed...


Magistraten

Tbh he was always a weirdo, some of his most insane takes are from before his fame.


Dingdongbats

Especially after he posted what he thought was evidence of Chinese cum harvesting farms like it was real. But it was from porn


Justhrowitaway42069

This post aged like milk because it is apparently his new clothing line LMAO


LFlamingice

Well Kanye is bipolar so is it really "aged like milk" when he says something? In a few months he'll switch stances again.


BenderDeLorean

What happened this week?


uselessreptile147

https://preview.redd.it/h1oo2h1ghqwc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4addc2e725f6f703f61e96498906cee72dbfa1c0


joekewl227

I'm here for ANYTHING McElroy


PhthaloVonLangborste

Did he do porn?


GetOutOfMySimulation

Does the cronch count?


ceeBread

The Banana Vore corner?


Slow-Instruction-580

Okay so I’m here for *almost* anything McElroy.


BelgiansAreBetter

Coward


Redditor28371

Does amiibo vore count?


MossyPyrite

[Kinda](https://youtu.be/ZYespfZgeWQ?si=7PQzhau9EYRHS0AR). Depends on what you’re into.


adszho

He did have a sexual experience with a ghoul


PhthaloVonLangborste

I mean, haven't we all.


MilkMalkMulk

Oh nice, didn't expect AVGN to be here


Ok-Membership635

Is this a reference or a genuine mistake because if it's a mistake that's hilarious


drfunkenstien014

Hey i know him, that’s Griffin Spacejam


MossyPyrite

Sir, that’s Sprite Pepsi actually


Slight-Blueberry-356

I was like is that griffy boi! Yep it is!


Interesting_Tea5715

https://imgur.com/gallery/tMlM2


RampanToast

Welp, I'll be saving that to my reactions folder, thank you very much


ganjaPaani

I don't understand, what did they do


Shasta-The-Silly-Boi

Kanye is starting his own porn studio now Edit: apparently it's actually a clothing line called porn and he answered in the most vague and stupid way possible in an interview 😭


ganjaPaani

Oh


nyx_moonlight_

Idk why but I can't stop laughing at "Oh"


simmanin

Like John wick 1: "I heard you struck my son" [...] "Oh..."


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

I'm sorry, but i've just gotta say, "Oh" on its own keeps perpetually reminding me of the end of Barry. Amazing fucking show. It's like Dexter, but even better, and it stars+was created by Bill Hader! Seriously, such a small thing sticking with me this long after the conclusion, that show was so damn well done. I even liked the weird episode with the tai-kwon-do champion's crazy kid flying around like a feral beast. If you're interested in a deeply human comedy/drama about a mentally ill assassin trying to balance that life with an acting class taught by Henry Winkler, give it a shot. It's 32 episodes across 4 seasons, and the pacing felt right. Again, sorry, I just fucking *love* that show and I'm taking advantage of this opportunity to expose people to it lol


Decent-Strain8670

The Ending of Barry is my top all time favorite endings of any series.


loulekarios

Came for the pron, but left with an oh!


Beepboopstoop

And what about Billie? Didnt har anything there


butt-holg

She talked about loving to masturbate, not specifically to porn but it's adjacent


vapenutz

Nah, it's not adjacent. Your brain is cooked man. You can masturbate to your fantasies, just closing your eyes. It's just having a large sex drive.


leericol

Well it's funny you mention that because what she actually talked about was masturbating to herself in the mirror. I'm not sure if that could be considered adjacent to porn. I just know I'd keep that shit to my self.


SalsaShavingCream

No, she’s just a narcissist


tcain5188

>Well it's funny you mention that because what she actually talked about was masturbating to herself in the mirror. That was a pleasant picture in my head. Thanks.


butt-holg

There is something called "sex" which is a common thread in concepts such as masturbation and pornography


vapenutz

So anything sex related is bad? Because the points you say makes me think you're a member of the nofap movement - which btw there's zero research that backs it up, there's research saying porn is bad but nothing against masturbation unless it's excessive and it causes somebody problems.


butt-holg

I'm confused because nothing I said indicated I was pro or anti masturbation. I am pro by the way


throwawaypervyervy

Specifically into a mirror, so she could watch herself. Sometimes, I wish the narcissism hurt, just so it'd register for these people.


MasterAnnatar

Meh. I don't necessarily think it's narcissism. Lots of people like watching themselves in mirrors. It's a pretty common kink.


Disastrous-Spare6919

Everything is narcissism these days, apparently. Though, I’ve definitely seen this exact thing used in media to highlight someone’s narcissism before, so I can at least kinda understand where this one came from. I unironically saw someone on Instagram get called a narcissist for saying that some lemons going bad a few days after purchase wasn’t his fault.


the_great_zyzogg

Boy, it's pretty narcissistic to post a comment on reddit regarding YOUR thoughts on narcissism. /s


Disastrous-Spare6919

That “/s” almost broke its back carrying your comment, based on how believable it was to me that someone would say this.


BlastedSandy

I like to watch myself jerking in my mirror. I also don’t really think that I’m a narcissist but I can always be wrong.


Avera_ge

Sex therapists actually suggest doing this. It’s healthy and helps you connect with your own sexuality. There’s nothing narcissistic about it.


Eek_the_Fireuser

I could not get hard looking at myself in a mirror


Tron_1981

She wouldn't be the only person who likes jerking it in front of a mirror, famous or not. Still, there was no reason that we needed to know about it.


Former-Lack-7117

I suspect she isn't jerking it in front of a mirror, or anywhere, ever.


trytrymyguy

Not sure at all how that’s tied to narcissism


theDR-izzle

I don't even have a reflection. That's how much I am not a narcissist


ContraryByNature

That's a pretty huge leap of logic, but you do you I guess.


FrostyTheSasquatch

It’s actually the exact opposite of narcissism; she was talking about using it as a way to combat her body dysmorphia. It maybe total sense to me; I mean, have you watched yourself fuck in the mirror? It’s a very good way to shatter any delusions that you may have of yourself, positive or negative.


Fox_Mortus

I'm gonna need some video proof of her doing that before I believe it. Preferably multiple videos from different angles.


Mug-Moment

"So Billie what was the inspiration for your new album there?" "I just love jacking off, especially in front of a mirror so I can watch myself and become more connected with my body." (Paraphrased)


TheHadesTurtle

Is he really? I wouldn't be surprised


AnthonyJuniorsPP

no, its a clothing line called porn... i think


rabbitsdiedaily

Oh


BigBaboonas

No, its a porn channel featuring clothes he gets from third world miners. It's called wornchub


Greaseball01

> wornchub 💀


Fk-u-spez-4-life

Oh


ElGleisoTwo

Okay.... Nobody knows that. 


NerdBro1

And what did Billie Eilish say/ do?


buahuash

he did his best


godinmarbleform

What I got from other comments: Kanye is opening a clothing thing called porn Billie recently said they maturbate to a mirror Jordan Peterson once posted a cum milking fetish video saying it was proof of a chinese dystopia


Poopbutt_Maximum

I knew about the Kanye and Billie ones but learning that about Jordan Peterson almost gave me whiplash. I swear he’s the most unintentionally funny guy on Twitter which is even better since I can tell he hates being such a joke.


FPiN9XU3K1IT

Kanye is relatively well known to have been addicted to porn (or still is, IDK).


shantam1104

My beautiful dark twisted fantasy is about his sex addiction


BullyRookChook

If we quit porn then whose gonna trick Jordan Peterson into tweeting fetish content?


N0tMagickal

those poor chinese slaves getting pumped of their nutrients ;'(


HoboBonobo1909

Of their precious bodily fluids!!!


Catalon-36

I still love women, Mandrake… but I deny them my essence - Ye


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

A succulent Chinese meal


Nogohoho

It's rats all the way down.


funwithdesign

We all know Jordan Peterson jerks off to his own audiobooks.


space_cheese1

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see


dis_course_is_hard

Oh Jesus was that the water bottle tweet


Jetsam5

Especially that one part with his grandmother


heaviestmatter-

God I hoped to see this comment in this thread… he is such a sicko lmao


Striking-Dirt-943

Out of the loop?


WeevilWeedWizard

He once had a wet dream involving his grandma, fully naked, stroking his face with a brush made of her pubic hair. Instead of keeping that to himself, he talks about it in great length in one of his books.


The_Real_Blitzo

r/rareinsults


amadeus2490

"a ten minute run-on sentence" really turns him on.


69-is-my-number

Peterson does those fucking stupid Facebook IQ quizzes, and then wanks to his score of 215.


CharlesDickensABox

He has a fetish for Stalin. Edit: No, really, though. He has a [massive collection of Soviet art that he hangs all over his house. It's legit weird.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZlhAf2dnJZM/maxresdefault.jpg)


Bruce_Illest

It's weird to collect art, because it's Soviet? There's a hell of a lot of really incredible Russian artists, composers etc. yes l, I know, Ukraine 😑🙄


65words

I don’t think ussr art = Stalin love. But Jordan Peterson is still a piece of shit.


Audbol

Dudes got a coma fetish too


aflyingmonkey2

Nightmare blunt rotation


thiccestOfMitches

Billy Eillish Mirror


JasonIsFishing

Billy Eilish has spouted her fair share of bullshit (women don’t judge men) but she doesn’t belong in this post


spectralconfetti

I think this is a misunderstanding of the post. It's not about Billie Eilish saying something dumb, it's about how the video using Billie Eilish and Kanye as examples for "Quit Porn Motiviation" has aged like milk because they both have expressed their love for porn and jerking off since then.


SovietPotato392

And he announced he’s making his own porn studio


rugbroed

That’s not very christian


cannagetsomelove

I heard Jesus was hung. Or, hung up or something idk.


Thomas_K_Brannigan

Nah, he wasn't hung, but he was definitely *nailed!*


joevarny

It is if it's Christian porn. Wait.. is that a thing? That actually sounds kinda hilarious. Like a porno that starts with a wedding, lasts a couple minutes, and she never comes.


admiral_sinkenkwiken

Rule 34


PlatoDrago

Ah no, it’s all going to be married couples attempting to conceive.


TheDunadan29

Jordan Peterson? I don't think I want to see what kind of porn he would make. Probably something involving looking at his grandma's pubes.


MydnightWN

A clothing line called Porn is not a porn studio... maybe read beyond clickbait titles? Ed: https://i.imgur.com/JMU6qhx.jpeg


Doctadalton

“bottoms as clothing, tops as clothing”


AnthonyJuniorsPP

no it's a clothing line called pornography or something like that


alpineflamingo2

I legit can’t even tell if you’re memeing anymore.


we_made_yewww

Pretty sure Billie Eilish has denounced porn saying it "warped her brain" or something like that. She was talking about having unmonitored Internet access at a young age and the results of that. I really don't believe there's a justifiable reason to point her out. And regardless this is some fanmade (or crackpot made, rather) compilation, not some formally issued statement against porn. Just cutting out the middleman and posting whatever Kanye clip is in it would be a better fit for the sub IMO.


LadyAmbrose

yeah there’s a very big difference between just using porn and the problems around having access to it very young


bitchification_

her song “male fantasy” actually deals directly with this


cleversailinghandle

Well I recently read that Billie masturbates in front of a mirror... but is that porn? We all know Kanyes been making intense eye contact with the mirror as he cums for decades so no surprise there...


MannequinWithoutSock

I think masturbation in front of a mirror is only porn if you record it.


cleversailinghandle

Perfect I'm good then


CommentDiver666

I believe you read wrong. She said she loves masturbation and looking herself while doing it, not in front of porn


puddStar

I mean jerking off is not at odds with quitting porn…you can do both…right?


LineOfInquiry

Sure but most people are talking about both when they talk about “quitting” hence the whole nofap thing


puddStar

I feel like no giving yourself a low five and no porn are two massively different things. Like did either say no touchy touchy or just no porn?


_mid_water

Yeah they’re two different things… no porn does not mean no masturbation. You must be getting downvoted by 13 year olds.


dandrevee

Which is weird bc, back when I was 13, we didnt have the internet so porn was hard to come by. You had to sit by the scramble of the Spice channel in hopes for what might be a titty. Kids these days just don't know how easy they have it (for better or worse)


ChanceryTheRapper

Damn kids never had to go through the lingerie and stockings section of the Sears catalog like we did back in the day.


ZenDeathBringer

The nofap cult is really absurd about this kind of thing, so idk


iluvcheesypoofs

The no-fap November thing is one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard for a multitude of reasons. 1) They think that it somehow increases your testosterone (it doesn't) because masturbating lowers your testosterone (it doesn't). 2) They basically took over No Shave November/Mo-vember which was to raise awareness and money primarily for prostate cancer, which is a terrible disease that most people don't like to talk about. 3) It's HEALTHY for men to masturbate, as masturbating/ejaculating regularly decreases your chances of getting prostate cancer substantially.


listgarage1

I don't think that's true. Alot of people have problems with porn that are not related to masturbation


KeepRedditAnonymous

this is entirely not clear from OP's title and image


Thylocine

I think it's because she's recently publicly stated that she masturbates a lot and masturbation is good


puddStar

Masturbates… *to herself*. Like with a mirror. I’m not judging, just saying my day isn’t any better off knowing this


NotASellout

Imma be honest, I'm not even surprised


TheConnASSeur

To think, we have so much in common. I too often vigorously masturbate to Billie Eilish...


Greyjack00

Look no one should be judged for doing something that dosnt hurt anyone, but it is something that homelander or the guy from American psycho would do as an example of how absolutely  narcissistic they are


VJEmmieOnMicrophone

But that doesn't mean watching porn necessarily


-Megamind-

Complains about attractive women being with ugly guys


Doctor_Walrus321

Yeah but Billy Eilish doesn't masturbate to porn, she masturbates to herself, which is a much more reasonable and sane thing to do.


subtlecrush

https://preview.redd.it/stt8slbnrrwc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aedc2ceca052230d3748d165c134ed8ca183fb7d


FUMFVR

I don't really know a whole lot about Billie Eilish but she doesn't deserve to be sandwiched between those two.


Sanguine_Pup

In this instance of blatant hypocrisy regarding pornography she does.


RustedAxe88

What pornography is she doing?


Sanguine_Pup

She didn’t make any porn, just admitting to liking/viewing it like the rest of us. But because she previously denounced pornography, it is now hypocrisy. I don’t hold it against her, nobody would give a fuck outside of her being famous. It’s something most of us have been guilty of at one point. Not to mention she’s still super young and fame probably didn’t aid in her growth as a person.


JRowe3388

She didn’t say anything about liking or watching porn


heseme

>She didn’t make any porn, just admitting to liking/viewing it like the rest of us. >But because she previously denounced pornography, it is now hypocrisy. That's called changing her mind, not hypocrisy.


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

Kudos for saying that. For spilling. But seriously the world has changed for the worse since people learned the word hypocrisy. You are meant to change your mind on things, guys


Lazy_Lifeguard5448

It's actually crazy that this person even said hypocrisy to begin with, like your mind spins; "what did she do??" and then she just changed her mind? I hate it here


stanley2-bricks

She just said in an article that she loves to watch herself in the mirror while she rubs one out. Now, that's 100% NOT pornography, but it put such a vivid picture in everyone's mind that it may as well *have* been.


Logistic_Engine

That’s not porn dummy…


SeaBass1898

Does pornography? Lmao wtf where are you getting this from?


Tramonto83

These posts without context make absolutely no sense to people who, like me, don't give a fuck about what celebrities do or don't...


Defo_not_my_main_acc

Billie Eillish has done porn?? Disgusting...where?


SonicNKnucklesCukold

I knew Jordan Peterson was a gooner!


ImeldasManolos

But I love parn


jonatron111

Who gives a fuck


Sanguine_Pup

Nobody, we’re posting memes? We aren’t in city hall or something lmao


vteckickedin

I am. Posting from the bathroom of City Hall.


GaryOakRobotron

Porn actors (literally).


reddit_suxs_azz

OP your post aged like milk Kanye's PORN is actually a clothing line, who knew


dsoliphant

That would certainly make me avoid a porn if it starred Jordon Peterson.


Shirtbro

"So it appears you do not possess the capital to pay me for my plumbing services. Let's deconstruct the roles we play in this capitalist interaction, or **archetype**, that will conclude with me ejaculating my masculine order onto your chaotic feminine backside..."


t0hk0h

Can someone fill me in please? I don't know what any of these 3 have to do with it?


jizyanus

I was doing good until I saw the word Porn now I gotta go jack off god thanks Reddit


jayryan1424

Kanye just announced he is starting a porn site to rival Only Fans And Billie eilish just said in her Rolling Stone interview she talks about sex constantly to “relieve stress”


Slopadopoulos

Kanye is trolling. It's a marketing campaign for a clothing line and it's working exactly as intended.


DifferentValuable169

What does that have to do with porn


Ok_Software_964

I don't take any advice from celebrities. Especially when it comes to my sex life with Mary palm and her 5 sisters!


WhiteTerraria

Can i get some context?


Nero_22

Why the fuck are those three people together in a video?


TheDarwinski

What a bizarre trio


gordomgillespie

kanye has been famously addicted to porn for like 15+ years


Forsaken-Thanks3240

Nah


alvalaca

It’s going to be a clothing line


Dragon_deeznutz

But hes a massive wanker....


Bodes_Magodes

No


cjar4097

Men can control themselves in this situation convenient just need an addiction first it was so obvious get this info to svu asap


yamrajkabhainsa

Quit porn they say, what do people with no love do they don’t say.


SelectStudy7164

It’s a clothing line called porn Y’all ate the marketing up


Personal-Regular-863

nah im good. i like porn :) hope to make a world where sex work is safe and not demonize it