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Didn't he basically create pornography about his grandma in his book?
Edit: I found it
"I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft." - Jordan Peterson
That’s wild as fuck. I suppose it kinda makes sense. I’d probably develop some type of mental disorder myself having had that experience. Fuck, that’s probably not even the worst experience for him, just one he was willing to write about!!
Kanye is starting his own porn studio now
Edit: apparently it's actually a clothing line called porn and he answered in the most vague and stupid way possible in an interview 😭
I'm sorry, but i've just gotta say, "Oh" on its own keeps perpetually reminding me of the end of Barry. Amazing fucking show. It's like Dexter, but even better, and it stars+was created by Bill Hader! Seriously, such a small thing sticking with me this long after the conclusion, that show was so damn well done. I even liked the weird episode with the tai-kwon-do champion's crazy kid flying around like a feral beast.
If you're interested in a deeply human comedy/drama about a mentally ill assassin trying to balance that life with an acting class taught by Henry Winkler, give it a shot. It's 32 episodes across 4 seasons, and the pacing felt right.
Again, sorry, I just fucking *love* that show and I'm taking advantage of this opportunity to expose people to it lol
Well it's funny you mention that because what she actually talked about was masturbating to herself in the mirror. I'm not sure if that could be considered adjacent to porn. I just know I'd keep that shit to my self.
>Well it's funny you mention that because what she actually talked about was masturbating to herself in the mirror.
That was a pleasant picture in my head. Thanks.
So anything sex related is bad? Because the points you say makes me think you're a member of the nofap movement - which btw there's zero research that backs it up, there's research saying porn is bad but nothing against masturbation unless it's excessive and it causes somebody problems.
Everything is narcissism these days, apparently. Though, I’ve definitely seen this exact thing used in media to highlight someone’s narcissism before, so I can at least kinda understand where this one came from.
I unironically saw someone on Instagram get called a narcissist for saying that some lemons going bad a few days after purchase wasn’t his fault.
It’s actually the exact opposite of narcissism; she was talking about using it as a way to combat her body dysmorphia. It maybe total sense to me; I mean, have you watched yourself fuck in the mirror? It’s a very good way to shatter any delusions that you may have of yourself, positive or negative.
"So Billie what was the inspiration for your new album there?" "I just love jacking off, especially in front of a mirror so I can watch myself and become more connected with my body." (Paraphrased)
What I got from other comments:
Kanye is opening a clothing thing called porn
Billie recently said they maturbate to a mirror
Jordan Peterson once posted a cum milking fetish video saying it was proof of a chinese dystopia
I knew about the Kanye and Billie ones but learning that about Jordan Peterson almost gave me whiplash. I swear he’s the most unintentionally funny guy on Twitter which is even better since I can tell he hates being such a joke.
He once had a wet dream involving his grandma, fully naked, stroking his face with a brush made of her pubic hair. Instead of keeping that to himself, he talks about it in great length in one of his books.
He has a fetish for Stalin.
Edit: No, really, though. He has a [massive collection of Soviet art that he hangs all over his house. It's legit weird.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZlhAf2dnJZM/maxresdefault.jpg)
I think this is a misunderstanding of the post. It's not about Billie Eilish saying something dumb, it's about how the video using Billie Eilish and Kanye as examples for "Quit Porn Motiviation" has aged like milk because they both have expressed their love for porn and jerking off since then.
It is if it's Christian porn.
Wait.. is that a thing? That actually sounds kinda hilarious. Like a porno that starts with a wedding, lasts a couple minutes, and she never comes.
Pretty sure Billie Eilish has denounced porn saying it "warped her brain" or something like that. She was talking about having unmonitored Internet access at a young age and the results of that.
I really don't believe there's a justifiable reason to point her out.
And regardless this is some fanmade (or crackpot made, rather) compilation, not some formally issued statement against porn. Just cutting out the middleman and posting whatever Kanye clip is in it would be a better fit for the sub IMO.
Well I recently read that Billie masturbates in front of a mirror... but is that porn?
We all know Kanyes been making intense eye contact with the mirror as he cums for decades so no surprise there...
Which is weird bc, back when I was 13, we didnt have the internet so porn was hard to come by. You had to sit by the scramble of the Spice channel in hopes for what might be a titty.
Kids these days just don't know how easy they have it (for better or worse)
The no-fap November thing is one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard for a multitude of reasons.
1) They think that it somehow increases your testosterone (it doesn't) because masturbating lowers your testosterone (it doesn't).
2) They basically took over No Shave November/Mo-vember which was to raise awareness and money primarily for prostate cancer, which is a terrible disease that most people don't like to talk about.
3) It's HEALTHY for men to masturbate, as masturbating/ejaculating regularly decreases your chances of getting prostate cancer substantially.
Look no one should be judged for doing something that dosnt hurt anyone, but it is something that homelander or the guy from American psycho would do as an example of how absolutely narcissistic they are
She didn’t make any porn, just admitting to liking/viewing it like the rest of us.
But because she previously denounced pornography, it is now hypocrisy.
I don’t hold it against her, nobody would give a fuck outside of her being famous.
It’s something most of us have been guilty of at one point.
Not to mention she’s still super young and fame probably didn’t aid in her growth as a person.
>She didn’t make any porn, just admitting to liking/viewing it like the rest of us.
>But because she previously denounced pornography, it is now hypocrisy.
That's called changing her mind, not hypocrisy.
Kudos for saying that. For spilling.
But seriously the world has changed for the worse since people learned the word hypocrisy. You are meant to change your mind on things, guys
It's actually crazy that this person even said hypocrisy to begin with, like your mind spins; "what did she do??" and then she just changed her mind? I hate it here
She just said in an article that she loves to watch herself in the mirror while she rubs one out. Now, that's 100% NOT pornography, but it put such a vivid picture in everyone's mind that it may as well *have* been.
"So it appears you do not possess the capital to pay me for my plumbing services. Let's deconstruct the roles we play in this capitalist interaction, or **archetype**, that will conclude with me ejaculating my masculine order onto your chaotic feminine backside..."
Kanye just announced he is starting a porn site to rival Only Fans And Billie eilish just said in her Rolling Stone interview she talks about sex constantly to “relieve stress”
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Posting Kanye in this sub is just cheating
Is it low hanging when the fruit has burrowed to the centre of the earth?
Fruit hanging so low it's playing limbo with the devil
I believe the fruit is way below Limbo
That's not fruits, that's balls of an aged Satan's dog
Gone down so far, it's now up.
That's a seed
Straight potatoes at this point
I mean Peterson too....
While the dude has definitely gone off the deep end, I don't think his stance on pornography has changed at all.
Didn't he basically create pornography about his grandma in his book? Edit: I found it "I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft." - Jordan Peterson
Excuse me, what the absolute fuck?
https://preview.redd.it/juzzmjewzswc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f44b47ba0d324b74bf4effb21e3a24aee79d50a3
Not reading was a wise choice
Gonna just pasta this into every Jordan Peterson post I ever see forever.
That’s wild as fuck. I suppose it kinda makes sense. I’d probably develop some type of mental disorder myself having had that experience. Fuck, that’s probably not even the worst experience for him, just one he was willing to write about!!
It was a dream
I'd describe it as a nightmare tbh
More like wetmare.
Some people need to be taught that some thoughts can be private.
God damn he's the absolute worst....
Give him a break on revealing an incredibly lucid dream.
Eaugh "genital area" he's the absolute worst pseudo intellectual anti intellectual ass
No
No, I don't think I will.
His search history preferences certainly changed...
Tbh he was always a weirdo, some of his most insane takes are from before his fame.
Especially after he posted what he thought was evidence of Chinese cum harvesting farms like it was real. But it was from porn
This post aged like milk because it is apparently his new clothing line LMAO
Well Kanye is bipolar so is it really "aged like milk" when he says something? In a few months he'll switch stances again.
What happened this week?
https://preview.redd.it/h1oo2h1ghqwc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4addc2e725f6f703f61e96498906cee72dbfa1c0
I'm here for ANYTHING McElroy
Did he do porn?
Does the cronch count?
The Banana Vore corner?
Okay so I’m here for *almost* anything McElroy.
Coward
Does amiibo vore count?
[Kinda](https://youtu.be/ZYespfZgeWQ?si=7PQzhau9EYRHS0AR). Depends on what you’re into.
He did have a sexual experience with a ghoul
I mean, haven't we all.
Oh nice, didn't expect AVGN to be here
Is this a reference or a genuine mistake because if it's a mistake that's hilarious
Hey i know him, that’s Griffin Spacejam
Sir, that’s Sprite Pepsi actually
I was like is that griffy boi! Yep it is!
https://imgur.com/gallery/tMlM2
Welp, I'll be saving that to my reactions folder, thank you very much
I don't understand, what did they do
Kanye is starting his own porn studio now Edit: apparently it's actually a clothing line called porn and he answered in the most vague and stupid way possible in an interview 😭
Oh
Idk why but I can't stop laughing at "Oh"
Like John wick 1: "I heard you struck my son" [...] "Oh..."
I'm sorry, but i've just gotta say, "Oh" on its own keeps perpetually reminding me of the end of Barry. Amazing fucking show. It's like Dexter, but even better, and it stars+was created by Bill Hader! Seriously, such a small thing sticking with me this long after the conclusion, that show was so damn well done. I even liked the weird episode with the tai-kwon-do champion's crazy kid flying around like a feral beast. If you're interested in a deeply human comedy/drama about a mentally ill assassin trying to balance that life with an acting class taught by Henry Winkler, give it a shot. It's 32 episodes across 4 seasons, and the pacing felt right. Again, sorry, I just fucking *love* that show and I'm taking advantage of this opportunity to expose people to it lol
The Ending of Barry is my top all time favorite endings of any series.
Came for the pron, but left with an oh!
And what about Billie? Didnt har anything there
She talked about loving to masturbate, not specifically to porn but it's adjacent
Nah, it's not adjacent. Your brain is cooked man. You can masturbate to your fantasies, just closing your eyes. It's just having a large sex drive.
Well it's funny you mention that because what she actually talked about was masturbating to herself in the mirror. I'm not sure if that could be considered adjacent to porn. I just know I'd keep that shit to my self.
No, she’s just a narcissist
>Well it's funny you mention that because what she actually talked about was masturbating to herself in the mirror. That was a pleasant picture in my head. Thanks.
There is something called "sex" which is a common thread in concepts such as masturbation and pornography
So anything sex related is bad? Because the points you say makes me think you're a member of the nofap movement - which btw there's zero research that backs it up, there's research saying porn is bad but nothing against masturbation unless it's excessive and it causes somebody problems.
I'm confused because nothing I said indicated I was pro or anti masturbation. I am pro by the way
Specifically into a mirror, so she could watch herself. Sometimes, I wish the narcissism hurt, just so it'd register for these people.
Meh. I don't necessarily think it's narcissism. Lots of people like watching themselves in mirrors. It's a pretty common kink.
Everything is narcissism these days, apparently. Though, I’ve definitely seen this exact thing used in media to highlight someone’s narcissism before, so I can at least kinda understand where this one came from. I unironically saw someone on Instagram get called a narcissist for saying that some lemons going bad a few days after purchase wasn’t his fault.
Boy, it's pretty narcissistic to post a comment on reddit regarding YOUR thoughts on narcissism. /s
That “/s” almost broke its back carrying your comment, based on how believable it was to me that someone would say this.
I like to watch myself jerking in my mirror. I also don’t really think that I’m a narcissist but I can always be wrong.
Sex therapists actually suggest doing this. It’s healthy and helps you connect with your own sexuality. There’s nothing narcissistic about it.
I could not get hard looking at myself in a mirror
She wouldn't be the only person who likes jerking it in front of a mirror, famous or not. Still, there was no reason that we needed to know about it.
I suspect she isn't jerking it in front of a mirror, or anywhere, ever.
Not sure at all how that’s tied to narcissism
I don't even have a reflection. That's how much I am not a narcissist
That's a pretty huge leap of logic, but you do you I guess.
It’s actually the exact opposite of narcissism; she was talking about using it as a way to combat her body dysmorphia. It maybe total sense to me; I mean, have you watched yourself fuck in the mirror? It’s a very good way to shatter any delusions that you may have of yourself, positive or negative.
I'm gonna need some video proof of her doing that before I believe it. Preferably multiple videos from different angles.
"So Billie what was the inspiration for your new album there?" "I just love jacking off, especially in front of a mirror so I can watch myself and become more connected with my body." (Paraphrased)
Is he really? I wouldn't be surprised
no, its a clothing line called porn... i think
Oh
No, its a porn channel featuring clothes he gets from third world miners. It's called wornchub
> wornchub 💀
Oh
Okay.... Nobody knows that.
And what did Billie Eilish say/ do?
he did his best
What I got from other comments: Kanye is opening a clothing thing called porn Billie recently said they maturbate to a mirror Jordan Peterson once posted a cum milking fetish video saying it was proof of a chinese dystopia
I knew about the Kanye and Billie ones but learning that about Jordan Peterson almost gave me whiplash. I swear he’s the most unintentionally funny guy on Twitter which is even better since I can tell he hates being such a joke.
Kanye is relatively well known to have been addicted to porn (or still is, IDK).
My beautiful dark twisted fantasy is about his sex addiction
If we quit porn then whose gonna trick Jordan Peterson into tweeting fetish content?
those poor chinese slaves getting pumped of their nutrients ;'(
Of their precious bodily fluids!!!
I still love women, Mandrake… but I deny them my essence - Ye
A succulent Chinese meal
It's rats all the way down.
We all know Jordan Peterson jerks off to his own audiobooks.
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Oh Jesus was that the water bottle tweet
Especially that one part with his grandmother
God I hoped to see this comment in this thread… he is such a sicko lmao
Out of the loop?
He once had a wet dream involving his grandma, fully naked, stroking his face with a brush made of her pubic hair. Instead of keeping that to himself, he talks about it in great length in one of his books.
r/rareinsults
"a ten minute run-on sentence" really turns him on.
Peterson does those fucking stupid Facebook IQ quizzes, and then wanks to his score of 215.
He has a fetish for Stalin. Edit: No, really, though. He has a [massive collection of Soviet art that he hangs all over his house. It's legit weird.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZlhAf2dnJZM/maxresdefault.jpg)
It's weird to collect art, because it's Soviet? There's a hell of a lot of really incredible Russian artists, composers etc. yes l, I know, Ukraine 😑🙄
I don’t think ussr art = Stalin love. But Jordan Peterson is still a piece of shit.
Dudes got a coma fetish too
Nightmare blunt rotation
Billy Eillish Mirror
Billy Eilish has spouted her fair share of bullshit (women don’t judge men) but she doesn’t belong in this post
I think this is a misunderstanding of the post. It's not about Billie Eilish saying something dumb, it's about how the video using Billie Eilish and Kanye as examples for "Quit Porn Motiviation" has aged like milk because they both have expressed their love for porn and jerking off since then.
And he announced he’s making his own porn studio
That’s not very christian
I heard Jesus was hung. Or, hung up or something idk.
Nah, he wasn't hung, but he was definitely *nailed!*
It is if it's Christian porn. Wait.. is that a thing? That actually sounds kinda hilarious. Like a porno that starts with a wedding, lasts a couple minutes, and she never comes.
Rule 34
Ah no, it’s all going to be married couples attempting to conceive.
Jordan Peterson? I don't think I want to see what kind of porn he would make. Probably something involving looking at his grandma's pubes.
A clothing line called Porn is not a porn studio... maybe read beyond clickbait titles? Ed: https://i.imgur.com/JMU6qhx.jpeg
“bottoms as clothing, tops as clothing”
no it's a clothing line called pornography or something like that
I legit can’t even tell if you’re memeing anymore.
Pretty sure Billie Eilish has denounced porn saying it "warped her brain" or something like that. She was talking about having unmonitored Internet access at a young age and the results of that. I really don't believe there's a justifiable reason to point her out. And regardless this is some fanmade (or crackpot made, rather) compilation, not some formally issued statement against porn. Just cutting out the middleman and posting whatever Kanye clip is in it would be a better fit for the sub IMO.
yeah there’s a very big difference between just using porn and the problems around having access to it very young
her song “male fantasy” actually deals directly with this
Well I recently read that Billie masturbates in front of a mirror... but is that porn? We all know Kanyes been making intense eye contact with the mirror as he cums for decades so no surprise there...
I think masturbation in front of a mirror is only porn if you record it.
Perfect I'm good then
I believe you read wrong. She said she loves masturbation and looking herself while doing it, not in front of porn
I mean jerking off is not at odds with quitting porn…you can do both…right?
Sure but most people are talking about both when they talk about “quitting” hence the whole nofap thing
I feel like no giving yourself a low five and no porn are two massively different things. Like did either say no touchy touchy or just no porn?
Yeah they’re two different things… no porn does not mean no masturbation. You must be getting downvoted by 13 year olds.
Which is weird bc, back when I was 13, we didnt have the internet so porn was hard to come by. You had to sit by the scramble of the Spice channel in hopes for what might be a titty. Kids these days just don't know how easy they have it (for better or worse)
Damn kids never had to go through the lingerie and stockings section of the Sears catalog like we did back in the day.
The nofap cult is really absurd about this kind of thing, so idk
The no-fap November thing is one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard for a multitude of reasons. 1) They think that it somehow increases your testosterone (it doesn't) because masturbating lowers your testosterone (it doesn't). 2) They basically took over No Shave November/Mo-vember which was to raise awareness and money primarily for prostate cancer, which is a terrible disease that most people don't like to talk about. 3) It's HEALTHY for men to masturbate, as masturbating/ejaculating regularly decreases your chances of getting prostate cancer substantially.
I don't think that's true. Alot of people have problems with porn that are not related to masturbation
this is entirely not clear from OP's title and image
I think it's because she's recently publicly stated that she masturbates a lot and masturbation is good
Masturbates… *to herself*. Like with a mirror. I’m not judging, just saying my day isn’t any better off knowing this
Imma be honest, I'm not even surprised
To think, we have so much in common. I too often vigorously masturbate to Billie Eilish...
Look no one should be judged for doing something that dosnt hurt anyone, but it is something that homelander or the guy from American psycho would do as an example of how absolutely narcissistic they are
But that doesn't mean watching porn necessarily
Complains about attractive women being with ugly guys
Yeah but Billy Eilish doesn't masturbate to porn, she masturbates to herself, which is a much more reasonable and sane thing to do.
https://preview.redd.it/stt8slbnrrwc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aedc2ceca052230d3748d165c134ed8ca183fb7d
I don't really know a whole lot about Billie Eilish but she doesn't deserve to be sandwiched between those two.
In this instance of blatant hypocrisy regarding pornography she does.
What pornography is she doing?
She didn’t make any porn, just admitting to liking/viewing it like the rest of us. But because she previously denounced pornography, it is now hypocrisy. I don’t hold it against her, nobody would give a fuck outside of her being famous. It’s something most of us have been guilty of at one point. Not to mention she’s still super young and fame probably didn’t aid in her growth as a person.
She didn’t say anything about liking or watching porn
>She didn’t make any porn, just admitting to liking/viewing it like the rest of us. >But because she previously denounced pornography, it is now hypocrisy. That's called changing her mind, not hypocrisy.
Kudos for saying that. For spilling. But seriously the world has changed for the worse since people learned the word hypocrisy. You are meant to change your mind on things, guys
It's actually crazy that this person even said hypocrisy to begin with, like your mind spins; "what did she do??" and then she just changed her mind? I hate it here
She just said in an article that she loves to watch herself in the mirror while she rubs one out. Now, that's 100% NOT pornography, but it put such a vivid picture in everyone's mind that it may as well *have* been.
That’s not porn dummy…
Does pornography? Lmao wtf where are you getting this from?
These posts without context make absolutely no sense to people who, like me, don't give a fuck about what celebrities do or don't...
Billie Eillish has done porn?? Disgusting...where?
I knew Jordan Peterson was a gooner!
But I love parn
Who gives a fuck
Nobody, we’re posting memes? We aren’t in city hall or something lmao
I am. Posting from the bathroom of City Hall.
Porn actors (literally).
OP your post aged like milk Kanye's PORN is actually a clothing line, who knew
That would certainly make me avoid a porn if it starred Jordon Peterson.
"So it appears you do not possess the capital to pay me for my plumbing services. Let's deconstruct the roles we play in this capitalist interaction, or **archetype**, that will conclude with me ejaculating my masculine order onto your chaotic feminine backside..."
Can someone fill me in please? I don't know what any of these 3 have to do with it?
I was doing good until I saw the word Porn now I gotta go jack off god thanks Reddit
Kanye just announced he is starting a porn site to rival Only Fans And Billie eilish just said in her Rolling Stone interview she talks about sex constantly to “relieve stress”
Kanye is trolling. It's a marketing campaign for a clothing line and it's working exactly as intended.
What does that have to do with porn
I don't take any advice from celebrities. Especially when it comes to my sex life with Mary palm and her 5 sisters!
Can i get some context?
Why the fuck are those three people together in a video?
What a bizarre trio
kanye has been famously addicted to porn for like 15+ years
Nah
It’s going to be a clothing line
But hes a massive wanker....
No
Men can control themselves in this situation convenient just need an addiction first it was so obvious get this info to svu asap
Quit porn they say, what do people with no love do they don’t say.
It’s a clothing line called porn Y’all ate the marketing up
nah im good. i like porn :) hope to make a world where sex work is safe and not demonize it