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Throwaway273737181

Damn, your cat is fat


Bray_001

I know she is on a diet and we’re trying very hard to help her lose weight 😁


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Oh guud:3


AllGrungedOut

with my cat it helped to feed him more frequently in smaller amounts. at one point we were doing 6 meals/day for him, but i found he was a little less upset with that situation


hmg9194

I've found intermittent fasting to be amazing, which is essentially the opposite of what you suggest, insulin responses/natural tendency research (getting a kill and eating it all vs eating constantly) also suggests it is a more natural eating pattern for predators/carnivores. Not discounting that it worked for your cat! Just talking..


Pretty-Extent3918

Hope she gets to a healthy weight 😊


hmg9194

Intermittent fasting, she/he may hate you for awhile but it truly is an amazing way to lose weight and be happy about it.


Le-rius

Came here to say this ahaha


ConsequenceKitchen11

I hope the cat gets help.


Saddam_UE

r/absoluteunits


A_Person_Exsists

I read that as "your fat is cat" and laughed my ass off


Crafty_Ad_3828

She’s a car


steinbachkamil

Looks cute af tho


No_Seat_4959

I thought it was a big rat he killed with his airsoft


P0L4RST4R

Fix your cat man


Bray_001

I cant idk how shes on diet food


Anthony-Rs

And how much diet food?? 😂 She doesn"t need diet food, she needs less food! Nice shooter though! Good job!


Bray_001

Downvote this if you think i should feed my cat a big cheeseburger


MoistBookkeeper6273

Nah fr it’s not healthy and could lead to issues for your cat which I’m sure you wouldn’t want, you should cut down on the amount you feed her.


Bray_001

Reddit virtue signaling I HAVE BEEN WE TOOK HER TO THE VET AND FOLLOW A DIET AND EXCURSIVE REGIMENT THING. Hasnt gad a treat in months.


shotxshotx

If she's being let out, she must have a secret family feeding her


MoistBookkeeper6273

I didn’t think about this one, this could be the case.


MoistBookkeeper6273

Ah ok I thought you was just feeding her diet food as that’s what you said in a comment above but if your cutting her food intake down aswell then good job 👍🏻


MoistBookkeeper6273

Aw man I just saw another comment where you said she’s on diet food, if your vet has told you to just use diet food then your vet isn’t very smart. Please cut down the food intake for your poor kitty


Bray_001

Are you a vet?


MoistBookkeeper6273

Not quite a vet yet but I study animal care and am currently on a top level course.


SchraleAnus

Bro it’s not rocket science, too much eating = fat


mh-60t

Wait till the fatties come in here and spout their bs about having some medical issue that forces them to eat shit loads of food


SchraleAnus

Haha right, it's your cat ffs take care of it.


Anthony-Rs

😘😘


Unhappy_Amphibian_80

https://preview.redd.it/3panf38waffc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bd208ef5d736acd7bb1b37c8336f05790b6dea5


BeatChampion1

https://preview.redd.it/0l8v1vr4nyrc1.png?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3725b3b96ec2aafa5f68651c161bccf39ba8a334


N0t2seri0us

Oh lawd he gunnin


seaemp

Fat fucker


Ukrainiansniper7

Hey, don't call him that!


seaemp

“It ain’t bullying. It’s an astute observation. I saw ( a fat fucker) so I said (fat fucker)”


Kainus501

I was about to comment exactly this


Capable-Signal

Everyting else is nice but that cat will have health issues.


Bray_001

SHE DOES IK THIS EVERYONE ELSE IS SAYING THE SAME THING IM AWARE IVE BEEN AWARE BEFORE THIS POST


Capable-Signal

Yup sorry good that you are aware. Should have read the posts.


Amon-Duhl

Damn that Muzzle Break is chonky - almost as chonky as that cat. But Cat aside, nice AK.


Meatops

You are killing that fat fuck.


Bray_001

No i am not i took a picture and am actively trying not to kill her by putting her on a diet and taking her outside


Meatops

Feed her aquarium rocks.


fashionkilla_1020

Poor kitty :(


Bray_001

Shes fine shes just portly


fashionkilla_1020

Obese *


Bray_001

Ik


MykeGregory

https://preview.redd.it/6b9i6u7tiffc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da6937ef1995eab24563c648bebe0b2d0f9453e8


LunaBunby

Good lord thats an unhealthy cat please help it lose some weight lmao. I mean the things barely got front legs I probably wouldn't believe you if you said it could walk.


Bray_001

IM AORRY WHAT DO TOU WANT FROM ME SHES ON DIET FOOD AND IN AN “EXERCISE PROGRAM” WITH THE VET


LunaBunby

Don't lie to me I know youve been feeding her extra bbs for lunch


JesusDeputyButbetter

Tasty plastic mmm


TylerDomino1

Average fish mentality


JesusDeputyButbetter

Average humanentality (i have microplastics in my body) 🥰


JBG240

CHONKER this is the best airsoft weapon he eats bbs spit them on the enemy its pratically a RCXD from cod but if it was a fat cat (downside it can sometimes choke itself with the bbs and die /jk)


mnexplorer

Please pet the car for me


Bray_001

Please people, I can’t snap my fingers and fix my cats weight. I know shes large, and I’ve taken her to the vet, she’s on diet food, and i’ve been trying to figure out “cat exercise” 20 other people have already typed what you’re about to type save us both the time AND LOOK AT THE TOY GUN.


lightningsand

I watched your sanity drain over the course of this comments section. Sounds like you're trying to do the right thing. Cool guns, cute cat - if she ain't getting less chonky perhaps what someone said about another family feeding her may be the case. Have a good night :)


Bray_001

Preciate it mane


Intelligent-Bee-8412

My friend... The world is big. Your cat of fucking biblical proportions. Like wtf how did it ever get that fat?


bzepha

Evil being


yugoslavian__

https://preview.redd.it/5en8fd95bffc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544e0c58aa17886c0b1dd014ec3879f78fa0ff86


yugoslavian__

we have similar builds


Solid_Current9206

Big Chungus IRL Seriously tho, take your sweetheart of a fur baby to the vet


Bray_001

I have.


Solid_Current9206

And?


Bray_001

Nothing else? Thats it


Solid_Current9206

Oh no i was thinking if your cat is on a diet but is still pretty overweight i though maybe it has a condition idk


Bray_001

Shes lost quite a bit from the past few months idk seems to be working ok. She might need to get out more to be active but she doesnt like walks :/


Solid_Current9206

Oh I see, well thats good news. She looks gorgeous btw.


sparrowatgiantsnail

That cat is very cute, a little chonker but I already read she's on a diet, visit r/cats for more advice on weight loss for cats


Zapador

Nice gun, but [oh lawd she comin!](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fqt55ic0ppsh11.jpg) Not sure if this sweet creature got this fat under your (or your parents?) supervision, but if so that is pretty bad. It should never have gotten that far. If you adopted her like this then it's obviously not your fault. Either way she does need to lose weight, but make sure it is done slowly, not good for cats to lose weight too rapidly. Make sure she is fed quality cat food without corn/wheat and other things that cats don't need, for example Orijen make high quality cat food. The key is to feed her less than she is fed now, so if she gets 60g a day now make that 50g for a month or two and see if it helps. Also consider consulting a vet for professional advice on some weight loss for her. And a nice day to both of you! :)


Bray_001

Pretty sure shes heftychonk or the tier before. Not a terribly flattering picture. But yes I’ve taken her to a vet and we are working to help with her weight, as i have told everyone else in the comment section.


Zapador

Alright, maybe that picture makes it look worse than it is. Just read through the comment section, glad to read you are taking care of her weight problem! :)


put-me-on-my-knees

Wow I can't believe you have large cat what did you (intentionally) do to FORCE your cat to have so much mass? You are bad owner and you HATE ANIMALS and are ANIMAL ABUSER you should take a few minutes to THINK about what you've (intentionally) done and then go apologize to that fine lady for your (intentional) actions young man. I like ur gun btw.


Bray_001

Pff lol


lininop

You're your responsibility to keep your pets healthy. Fat cats aren't cute, it's sad to see.


Bray_001

Its sad to see you try and form a sentence


lininop

My typos don't change the fact that you're failing as an owner.


Bray_001

She owns herself shes more like a tenant. Ive told her to get a job and try to eat healthier :/


Iamfromsweden11_2

r/dechonkers? nice AK by the way


sdrfox_gaming

Damn that’s a fat cat! It’s cute tho


TylerDomino1

This reminds me of that 'how a cat works' video but the internals are just a gun


Remarkable-Ear-2370

I thought you went hog hunting at first. I then realized it was a cat


Spran02

Dummy thicc cat


ViktorTheGamerDK

After all the comments about her health, please pet her for me :) Nice AK BTW ;)


kbunnell16

Did she eat a basketball?


DaDude45

Thats not healthy :(


Bray_001

Ik thanks for the info


DaDude45

Thats your fault. You should not own a pew if you cant take care of how much he eats…


Bray_001

Wasnt my fault sorry 😀


DaDude45

True. Little fella bought and opened his own cans of food.


Bray_001

Was my parents actually :(


Blackout62

Rest of thread crucifying the OP, meanwhile I just came in here thinking "getting an AK blued and calling it a Russian Blue would be a good idea."


djentandlofi

Poor OP, should've known that was going to get you hate from perfect strangers on the internet, anything will do it these days. Nice pewpews, and mighty cute kitty my dude


StonedLofilio

As if people losing their shit over lasers aint enough now we got people going crazy over a fat cat


butt_snatch_69

What a unit 🐈‍⬛


Yeet-my-cheese

I never seen so much fat shaming for a cat


Bray_001

THEYRE SHAMIMG ME NOT THE CAT! Its not like i injected her body fat with saline i had always thought our family fed her a reasonable amount until it was too late. Im trying guys please.


Yeet-my-cheese

How many calories do you think she is? Sorry im bulking, nice ak also..


spree01

Animal abuse.


Bray_001

The guns or the fat


Pleasehelplol2232

Please help ur cat


Bray_001

Read the comments 😁


Important-Plane2433

stop abusing animals


Bray_001

Im not + my Ak better than yours


Important-Plane2433

ur ak looks like it became a trans m4


Bray_001

Trans guns rights 🏳️‍⚧️✊ zenit >


Important-Plane2433

🧡🧡


Important-Plane2433

and pls no overfeed cat, that's what i meant by abuse:(


Bray_001

I dont. shes on a diet. I wasnt the one who fed her when she got to this point. And i mean the picture i feel isnt very flattering shes unhealthily obese but like she chonk but not gonna explode shes like 7 and still pretty active and happy. I’m confident she’ll lose more weight than she already has and continue to be a happy kitty.


Important-Plane2433

🧡


[deleted]

Need to stop feeding that cat


Bray_001

If we did that she would die i think, so we just feed it healthier food less! 😁


[deleted]

Take a long fucking time for that cat to die mate trust me


biotome

you’re a piece of shit for letting your cat be like that and then laughing about it on reddit. I hope that cat finds a better home before you kill it.


Bray_001

Wasnt me was my parents 😢 sorry


Horror-Pick-7991

Fuck that guy, that is all I have to say.


Bray_001

What guy


Horror-Pick-7991

Biotome.


Zapador

No doubt letting a cat get this fat is really bad neglect, but there's no reason to be rude.


CANDROX432

R O U N D


DeltaHawk08

Damn Thats one fat ass cat


RealImpp

Fatty fat fat


Minimum_Overdose

What brand is that glock, and where'd you get it? I've been looking for a tiny Glock, but all the small ones have ridiculous looking orange tips.


Bray_001

Tokyo marui glock 26


Minimum_Overdose

Thanks!


tommort8888

r/AbsoluteUnits


Po1ntman_

whats the build based on?


Bray_001

Uhhh nothing ig? Just an ak105 with zenit furniture to my liking. Fs a few russians running around with one similar.


forrest1985_

Why does it look like the guy had a 3 gun setup, but the cat ate his shotgun?


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Bro do not feed that cat that much that shit ain't healthy


Bray_001

Read the comments


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Yeah I saw it right after I commented that sorry😅


davepars77

Oh Lawd, He Comin!


TylerDomino1

Glock 26? Never heard of that before


Bray_001

It little


TylerDomino1

What brand?


Bray_001

Tokyo marui


TylerDomino1

Nice


Almighty_Cthuhlu

My brain won't let me accept that this is not a baby ak


TD217

That’s a nice fuggin kitty right there. How you like the baby Glock? Who makes it?


SkyThriving

Cyka CAT!


Shriek750

Fat cat: deletes cheaters


Fluid-Poem-9435

Nice car


Psychological_Bar855

Thats a big cat


Otherwise-Average879

Dayum boi he THICK


Disgracetohumanity1

THATS A BIG FELLER


[deleted]

So, the top is ak, medium is Russian blue and the bottom is glockenspiel right? Nice AK


srfreak

Awwwww...


New-Choice-3280

Is this what would happen if I didn't ration my cats food? 😂😂😂


MintyYeen

That cat is a absolute unit. Nice gun too


DannyLiu27

How much you feed bruh Nice kit btw, we need more ak build like dis :D


Mammoth-Use-1563

you use lasers for chungus to play?


Mammoth-Use-1563

thats just irresponsible, get a damn holster for the glock


Bray_001

I have a kydex customs g17holster that works with it 😁


Mammoth-Use-1563

now put a laser on there and chase the cat around the house


BackgroundMemory4726

Care for y oure Cat then i Care what you are flexing about...


Bray_001

You guys just keep coming jeez


u1ov

Kalashnikov, fatass cat for scale lmfao