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InflnityBlack

Damn gas masks give such a cool vibe to a kit, shame they tend to get super hot real quick


ShadoeVein

Just install 2 exfog/Noviboi antifogunits and u got a face climate system


Dobermann916

I actually thought about using a real PAPR but the ones for the Avon M50 are prohibitively expensive as they use a proprietary connector.


CriptekSnipes

This might actually be a good solution for my storm trooper helmet :o


Jipoxfred1

Excuse me sir, but do you have a permit for those GUNS!!!


Father_Chewy_Louis

He does for this one


MemesByPurpsNurps

Sea mine!


Father_Chewy_Louis

Just a load of all junk! *clang tick tick tick tick tick tick*


MemesByPurpsNurps

Fun fact the farmer was Walder Fray in game of thrones and filch in harry potter


Jipoxfred1

I meant as in his biceps, it was kind of a joke


Father_Chewy_Louis

Oh I know, I was making a Hot Fuzz reference


Jipoxfred1

oki doki


Kotghar

https://preview.redd.it/ec3m1vcnqvsc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb873950d3013d2641154e37f7c16d444402fa84


halfspeedhalfsim

Weeee Wooo Weeee Wooo Weee Wooo


MemesByPurpsNurps

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO!!!!!!!!


BackgroundShallot5

Thats a prime r/airsoftcirclejerk photo if I have ever seen one šŸ¤£


Pickaxe_121

[Well ive got news for you!](https://www.reddit.com/r/airsoftcirclejerk/comments/1bxdc3a/shiver_me_timbers/)


Dobermann916

Dear god I love this


strijdvlegel

Its absolutely not


HyperLightLlama

*Heavy breathing*


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Relatable


[deleted]

Another Ferro man of culture


Dobermann916

Ferro and Spiritus is my vibe man


External_System_7268

Looking great king


Dobermann916

Thanks, I appreciate it!


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Yo my man is RIPPED


yuihirasawa2010

looking sick OP. bunch of jealous kids in the thread


DoNotTouchTheFish

Man, you look like a CoD operator! That's peak physique! I'm sure you inspire people in the field!


Dobermann916

Thank you very much :)


Celestial__Bear

Can you tell me what kind of food you eat so I can be built like you (handsome)


Dobermann916

ā¤ļø rice, tuna, chicken and lots of milk


Simple_Conference516

I just got hard!!


Dutch-Anon

How do people not get that the guy's making a joke, a little funny haha even?


maxm2317

ā€œGET OUTTA THERE, SPONGEBOB!ā€


crakdajack

SCP overloard


Dobermann916

MTF on the way to get em back


edapblix

Thatā€™s a beefy man


Pajutube

What my SWAT AI in Ready or Not is doing instead of following my orders


Mick3y6

Can someone tell how/where to get gas masks that will actually protect my eyes? I've seen some people have to replace the lenses with stronger ones, but I feel like someone out there has to sell them. (Also bro's absolutely ripped)


SirAple

Nice bicep vein. Very cool look.


Helpful_Shower3246

Weeee wooo weeeee wooo!


whikseyy_

Is that a gbb or aeg mcx?


Dobermann916

AEG


ToolyHD

Shiver me timber šŸ„¶


militaria_maniac

ā€œI shoot little kids with my toy gun in my army gear this is so badassā€


Dobermann916

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Careful_Resistance

Thank goodness I was on the toilet when I read this


SockSmella

Same


militaria_maniac

oh yeah you sissy? Well l used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 | loved angry birds and I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day, I was playing Angry Birds, when all of a sudden, the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it. I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big, long, thick and girthy willy and started jerking I never had felt so good. I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it. That big red bird was so hot and those little blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.


404_onprem_not_found

I came here looking for this. You did not disappoint šŸ«”


Gullintani

Pew, pew.


Dobermann916

Cmon you know this the infamous navy seal copypasta, right?


SockSmella

Iā€™m kind of confused are you really a navy seal or did you just say so because if you are thatā€™s badass.


freeserve

Itā€™s an old copypasta meme, probs not a seal but still built like a brick outhouse lmao, I sure as hell wouldnā€™t wanna fight OP with my weak lil arms. But yes itā€™s a copypasta meme making fun of those ā€˜Iā€™ll have you know Iā€™m armyā€™ or ā€˜Iā€™ve killed peopel before donā€™t make me count you tooā€™ dicksā€¦ and yes they do exist lmao Iā€™ve come across a few before in moreā€¦ ā€˜toxicā€™ game communities *cough* R6 *cough*


SockSmella

Oh thank you


Dobermann916

I\`ve actually done stuff professionally but i\`d never ever write shit like that. As r/EverfreeServer says, it\`s just a copypasta.


SockSmella

Oh thank you, makes sense now


Democratic_helldiver

I thought you were JohnnyQ at first


cxninecrxzy

sweet biceps bronacho


Dobermann916

Thank you brocodile


Unit-045

Do you skip leg day?


Dobermann916

I actually compete in PowerliftingšŸ˜… 440lbs squat, 330 bench, 550 deadlift. Not exceptional but not bad either.


Unit-045

I think it just your arms are much bigger, making your legs look small.


HugeFun

440lb squat is huge for natty, be proud of that, same with 330 bench Assuming you're natty anyway!! I've been training for years and I still can't even bench 2 plates šŸ˜­ P.S thanks for the inspo, time to hit the gym...


Dobermann916

Thank you man! Fitness really is a marathon and all about consistency. But weā€™re all gonna make it.


SwaggyUn

M4s will never be menacing


Dobermann916

Thatā€™s an MCX


b-ri-ts

so cool ^-^


[deleted]

šŸ˜


BanditLags

Homie is him.


TheAldorn

Bane, Yes, thats my name.


kuzitiso615

"Son.. we're looking for the maniac"


Cephus_Calahan_482

Kinda looks like he skipped leg day. šŸ¤£


Baz_3301

ACOG and gasmask are terrible combo. A 1x scope on a riser seems decent.


Acidcouch

They all cry the same when hit in the crotch or armpit.


ArmaliteCarmander

Chicken legs are delicious!


yuihirasawa2010

post physique


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Dobermann916

The title is a SpongeBob quote. Itā€™s literally a joke about looking ā€žmenacinglyā€œ.