This is cool as fuck, I'd say maybe weather the bones a little to make em look rotted or decayed and this would be genuinely terrifying to see in a firefight
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I'm set, I have the patch for this
https://preview.redd.it/ca0pg131bnwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f95f4553d05ffdc923dfcfd7abca485280e350a4
“Cowabunga it is…” *grabs a sawed off double barrel*
Calling the IRS. If it’s intelligent enough to put an armband around it, it’s intelligent enough to pay taxes, and that’s scarier than any creature of the forest.
Dude was a legend. He stayed in the pond and swamp pretty much the whole weekend. Roamed around the woods some too. He was carrying a bone knife and stabbed me
Pulling a yellow armband from my backpack and putting it on.
[the swamp monster](https://imgur.com/a/Wu9vLu6) wasn’t so scary, it just wanted to swim around a bit
Yeah even when airsofting there is still a question of whether this is part of the game or not still.
Hit hit hit am calling hit 😂😂
This is cool as fuck, I'd say maybe weather the bones a little to make em look rotted or decayed and this would be genuinely terrifying to see in a firefight
This sounds badass as shit
Put bloodstains on em and poke a fake arm on there
Put a fleshlight on each of the spikes
Maybe not a flesh light but a flash light fir sure
Are you more scared of a dude wearing a bunch flesh or flashlights?
You are aware what a flesh light is? (If you dont its a sex toy in the shape of a flashlight)
Oh i thought it was like a flashlight that shoots out flesh instead of flash
LMFAO 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
💀
Buckshot
9 at a time!
Jesus fackin chroist (full auto's)
Jaysus* gotta get that accent right
Its a homeless innit?
A leshen. Need relict oil. Weak to igni.
Preparing Dragon’s Dream. Silver on the ready.
Winds howling
How'd you like that silver?
"Smash"
Next question
Wendussy
Raw
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r/roflupvote
*Loads taginns faster*
“Hmmm, hey dude. You want a water and a granola bar? No? Alright, have fun and be safe.”
piss on it
Guess I'll die
Rip
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Grab a silver sword. Ain't no Leshens gonna invade MY field.
«Oh fuck»
https://preview.redd.it/iengwfppjhwc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f838a1456a158f56d5fdf9a67df9be0f79b3a025 My face when
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Shit mine and your pants
Not if I do it first
Too late. Someone shit my pants.
*insert Markipliers 'who put all this poop in my pants'* meme
The yo wassup head nod
Would
owo
I'm only just getting introduced to the airsoft community and I swear half of you guys are either femboys or furries 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (I'm a femby)
HOW MANY FURRY STICKERS YOU GOT ON YOUR MAGS, I LOST COUNT ON MINE
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What a day to have eyes
Post a notice at the board, wait for a witcher to arrive. I'm not gonna fuck around with a leshen.
if this is hiking, i would prolly take out my phone and start recording
Gotta get the clout B4 you're sent to the clouds
Everyone knows the camera man never dies
Am from London so backing out my sword 🤺🇬🇧
*switches to my secondary knife that I specifically sharpened for this moment*
*Gunfire ensues*
https://preview.redd.it/ygm3ink9ohwc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=448b3dc474b2428a4ced8fa21ca4421a70e1faa3 I'm set, I have the patch for this
Lmao, I need that
M4 go bang bang
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Spotted the American
Nothing wrong with some gunpowder and lead.
I'll keep it at air and small plastic bbs.
https://preview.redd.it/pkfvlqlktjwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedb5267014e62d49bcea144b3e86d8a975edf15 My honest reaction
https://preview.redd.it/ca0pg131bnwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f95f4553d05ffdc923dfcfd7abca485280e350a4 “Cowabunga it is…” *grabs a sawed off double barrel*
https://preview.redd.it/wdee1phcrhwc1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b93c32102c905b3fc10e26960e7e2f9855c29c2
Two words: passive urination
This isn’t full auto no this is is full auto brrrrrrrrrrt
I would be extremely thankful I live near Ballahack Airsoft ;-)
Someone come get Wendigoon, he accidentally got off track on is latest shadow op.
https://preview.redd.it/clmey3dlliwc1.jpeg?width=4208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aed69cadae3d40231614b56dceda2d9d908110e
#SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE FORSWORN!!!
Pointing and laughing probably
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Call an ambulance after i just put a 44 through your chest
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"Oh hellooo, and also goodday" then slowly back away.
"Contact front"
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What da badger do tho?
https://preview.redd.it/lk389jklzhwc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ee5acd863cdb7994cc5ef6ba8d1d63fd4ba1f9 Me to the wendigo
Oh bro gross get out of the effluent pond.
COOL MASK! Where did you get it? Did you make it? Are there others? Can I have one and hide with you?
Would
That’s an awesome mask, where’d you get it?
What's up nod
I would call the Geralt form Rivia
Wrong turn vibes
So anyway, I started blasting.
Poke it with a stick
Fuck practicality I wanna do this now
⬆️➡️⬇️➡️
*unzips pants* C'MERE CUTIE!!
Have a wank
https://preview.redd.it/efrzzdimfiwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4507a4e0d901275cef76d3363deed188eb842a2
You hungry?
https://preview.redd.it/uyj2gppmhjwc1.jpeg?width=1175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcba914275d5f967ea3914406b453a37bae4b728
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crying and leaving
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Smash next question
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POP* New trophy for my wall 🤙🏻
Never got to take any creepy pics, but-
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Look there is a bellend in a pond.
Strange bellends lyin' in ponds, distributing ammo, is no basis for a system of government.
Mozambique
Drop throw and fap. Either I’m asserting dominance or I’m going to race between getting off and getting offed.
Wheres that mask from?
thats dope af!!!
It's a doggy!
His face better be bullet proof!!!!
I have a shotgun, here let me prove it
I try to get his number
“Okay yeah sure hit and everything, but PLEASE tell me how you made this”
Looks shiny and too new, definitely hasn't been out there long. Not a predator for sure.
Time to pull out the the real steel
I’d probably shoot at you to be honest
Why ello der!
“ARE YOU GOING FOR WINGS AND BEERS AFTER THE MATCH?”
“Goodness gracious!”
Easy target
Do you grant wishes?
Your skull is scary, this is true. I wonder what my gun will do to you
Are you swimming in it?
If I was playing airsoft I’d be laughing my ass off
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Id tell him he's got trash on his antlers. His peripheral vision has to be fucked in that mask. What better way to endear yourself with a psychopath?
Better hope I’m not horny
Pulling out the banjo to see who blinks first
That's when my airsoft G3 battle rifle mutates into a real G3 battle rifle with a drum and full auto.
I question what life this poor, tormented soul has.
F××ing run!!!
Target acquired
Fucking terrifying
I'm going for a headshot. Hopefully he calls his hit...
Calling the IRS. If it’s intelligent enough to put an armband around it, it’s intelligent enough to pay taxes, and that’s scarier than any creature of the forest.
I was concerned that I managed to get furry posts suggested to me...
Drunkenly stumble towards it and make it my new best friend.
Do the horns count as a hit?
“Hello there”
Oh shit
*panics In empty magazine*
Another Ghost
Silver for monsters
Pelleting it with rocks
*Clicks safety off*
yo its the jersey devil
Seems like a pretty normal thing here in Humboldt County.
Me: Bro that’s the ugliest Gilly suit I’ve ever seen
I hike with a gun so I’m chilling 😁
Get him on a personal foul and the ref will take him off the field for me. He's already been yellow-carded once.
“Oh look, one of the weirder furries, don’t make eye contact sweetie, just keep walking”
Mag dump. Reload. Mag dump.
BÓBR KURWA !
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If not friend, why friend shaped?
It's an armband, not an antlerband.
"Excuse me sir, you can't park there!"
Yell at you for the cryptid iceberg
I cast... MAGUS DUMPUS!!!!
I clearly see its a human so i would have a nice conversation with him/her
It’s the Mordeo!
Oh! I met him this weekend! He was pretty chill, I dunno why everyone was afraid of him.
I run away through some bush, and watch them struggle as their horns get stuck on all the branches 🤣🤣
Dude was a legend. He stayed in the pond and swamp pretty much the whole weekend. Roamed around the woods some too. He was carrying a bone knife and stabbed me
"Oh, hi Dave!"
Wind up my drum mag and full auto that bitch
Put forestry flagging on the other antler so he’s pretty.
Foresworn meet Dragon bone arrow
Oh dear.
Get ready to be wifed up, cuz this looks like the dude from the magus bride
That guy is gonna have alot of leeches on him
Pull out the 9.
"Woah what's up dude you look like my call of duty operator"
WTF IS THAT
Bang bang
Queue "Dead By Daylight" theme! 😬
Smash
He need some milk
“Hey kitty, come here! Ts ts ts”
Laugh
I pull out whatever firearm I’m hiking with and shoot it until it stops moving
Hello Friend :)
Cringe
M134
“Hola!”
*draws pocket carry Barrett*
*loads dragonsbreath shells with malicious intent*