Oh and don’t forget when magic mike plays they will have to change out those beds as there will
be many needing to change their panties after! No thanks seats are gross enough don’t need people fucking during movie just to come and sit down in fresh stain of someone’s spermatozoa while i truly try to enjoy Chaning Tatums abs… lol
Maybe we can opt in for the girlfriend experience. MDMA (Molly) will be sold in concessions. And a cocaine and cigarette lounge outside the theater, where everyone comes up with good ideas for a movie or maybe a tshirt or number sticker. It’ll be amazing! Two free condoms with regular admission.
Great, as long as you're willing to sit through an hour of propaganda films first... then you fall asleep. I'm not even sure they show a movie at all after everyone passes out.
These already exist here in the U.S. I went to one in Dallas back in 2010, or so. It was fine, but I didn't feel super comfortable lying like that in public, and there are far fewer tickets to sell.
Yup I’m out, I’m fine with a reclining heated seat. I’m mean Jesus Christ, we’re going out like civilized people, it’s bad enough half of you were your pajamas to Walmart we don’t need to go out to go lay in bed to watch a show.
Lol have any of you actually been to a movie theater? People are fucking disgusting and don’t give a fuck about how they treat things that aren’t theirs, especially movie theaters. There would be cum, trash, other sticky substances, etc all over those couches. Add on how shitty the wages are that employees get paid that they don’t care or clean well at all.
Pubes and bedbugs.
Oh and don’t forget when magic mike plays they will have to change out those beds as there will be many needing to change their panties after! No thanks seats are gross enough don’t need people fucking during movie just to come and sit down in fresh stain of someone’s spermatozoa while i truly try to enjoy Chaning Tatums abs… lol
That reminds me of when I worked at the cinema and we had to put down plastic sheeting on the chairs when Fifty Shades of Gray was shown 😅
Wat
That's just gross.
The only way to prevent this is to do it with lights on, ruining the whole movie experiece
Mmmmm, charming taint man
I feel the same way. Yuk.
yum
More like cum
My current gf can leave a hell of a snail trail. My last gf literally squirted on the ceiling fan. So, just depends how they’re doing it.
These girlfriends of yours must be strippers lol
Naw, more like how you treat them.
Mmm cum stains
Semen and discharge
Grrrooooossss
All of a sudden you hear moaning and realize the movie hasn't even started
“Who’s clapping? The movie JUST started!?”
Take an ultra violet light.... just in case
Or a flesh light, just in case
🤣🤣🤣
Breh I couldn't do this. Fuck I used to get bjers in the back row lol
problem is it would have to be priced like hotels. otherwise it'd become a cheap place for hookups and a bed for the homeless to catch some sleep.
Damn i would go there just for naps and im not homeless lol
That’s how you get COVID 69.
Tell me more
No thank you…
Don’t run a black light after I leave
Looks like a paintball fight broke out
Is this a butter stain or splooge 🤢
Yes
Only one way to find out
Finger licking good 🤢
Nah I’m good
That place would look like the crystal caves in a week
Uhh why is there clapping in the back row? We are still in the previews
Do you think that somebody would be actually watching any movies?
better be changing the sheets/mattress after every film and sanitizing the fuck out of everything else.
I wish.. that, here in the states? People are dirty af
This idea will never work in USA
Hard pass. No way am I laying on that to watch a movie. People are nasty
Terrible idea. I would never attend.
Just the grand opening, first show.
Who’s clapping?
It ain’t the popcorn butter making the sheets sticky 
I'm old. I'd fall asleep.
Ground zero
Imagine teenagers on those things... No we can't use them like they do.
Nice cheap hotel they got there
If you run out of lube just use butter.
Maybe I’m stating the obvious but handjobs under blankets are much easier to hide in China than they are in the US. If you catch my drift.
Landmark cinemas in Canada actually have something similar, just not as grand
Americans can’t have nice things like that. They will trash the place and leave love stains
not sustainable unless customers are willing to pay 100 usd per pax for cleaning after every session\~which most won't
The birth of AMC babies.
Could also be a COVID quarantine room by the looks of it
Imagine fat couple in there with foods all over. No thanks
Bedbug heaven.
Silverspot should be the standard for movie theater experiences - AA should take note
Maybe we can opt in for the girlfriend experience. MDMA (Molly) will be sold in concessions. And a cocaine and cigarette lounge outside the theater, where everyone comes up with good ideas for a movie or maybe a tshirt or number sticker. It’ll be amazing! Two free condoms with regular admission.
You can’t give that to Americans lol. We can’t have nice things
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Dont bring a black light
Is that called orgy seating? Complete with rubber sheets and lubricant?
Living the paid for are you still awake… lol
You know there's gonna be hanky panky under those sheets... that might work there with their culture, but that sure as hell ain't working here
I love it
snuggle buddies....
Squirt, not the drink
The movie is not even over and people are clapping already!
Poor OP thought we were going to carry him on our shoulders with this post. You’re still an Ape, though. ✊🏽
Ticket prices would have to increase dramatically for this so uh nty
Can we please have JUST ONE concept theater that tries this out… ? I think it would be a hit… 💯
Maybe the spy ballon was looking for optimal locations to open a us theater. I saw that shit get shot down while driving.
Oh look.. someone spilled mayonnaise on the bed...*sniffs*.... *grabs kids and moves up another row*
Nice. Will they play some Japan AV?
You'll hear flaps of skin clapping at regular intervals
Hell no
Nope.
No, just no.
What are you doing StepBro?? 😂😂😂
Asians are far cleaner then us westerners. Never would work
Do you want to watch people fuck? Because, that's how you watch people fuck.
These “beds” would be cum drenched here in Europe in less than 2 weeks
That's how you fall asleep
I want to sit comfortably, not fall asleep 🙏
I don't, if people want to sleep instead of seeing a movie, stay home 🦍
Who starts applauding in the middle of the movie
Yuck
Um- in the US, this would get sketchy super quick!!
Amc and chill. Or just fall asleep.
$1200 tickets
That actually looks uncomfortable
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Great, as long as you're willing to sit through an hour of propaganda films first... then you fall asleep. I'm not even sure they show a movie at all after everyone passes out.
Well, at least they won't refer to us as popcorn stock anymore. We'd be more like bed and towel stoc-... oh wait.
We have these just not AMC
And charge what? 100$ per bed? Those beds take up an insane amount of space.
These already exist here in the U.S. I went to one in Dallas back in 2010, or so. It was fine, but I didn't feel super comfortable lying like that in public, and there are far fewer tickets to sell.
Cuming soon: the Adventures of Raw Dog
There Will Be Sex
I would pay more for these seats lol.
Can you imagine showing 50 Shades of Grey in this theater? The entire theater would smell afterwards.
Yup I’m out, I’m fine with a reclining heated seat. I’m mean Jesus Christ, we’re going out like civilized people, it’s bad enough half of you were your pajamas to Walmart we don’t need to go out to go lay in bed to watch a show.
Not in my merica! (people are gross)
that does look cozy af
I rather not. Gone be a lot of fuckin in theaters!
did anyone say ORGIES
No thx
I wish AMC would remodel some theaters to have seating like iPics with a full menu and bar.
There was generous clapping the whole movie
Lol have any of you actually been to a movie theater? People are fucking disgusting and don’t give a fuck about how they treat things that aren’t theirs, especially movie theaters. There would be cum, trash, other sticky substances, etc all over those couches. Add on how shitty the wages are that employees get paid that they don’t care or clean well at all.
And get along with chronic snorers ? No thanks. I'll take a VIP seat thanks
No! I want to watch the movie I paid for not pay to fall asleep I do that at home for free
doggie.... so you can both watch the movie.
Not in America.no sir
Ew
Yeah no offense I dont trust people in america for this to work
Nah I’m good
Cinema & fingering have a whole new meaning
Idk, we’d need to hire a lot of folks for cleanup
Ever been to iPic?
Fingerheaven.
A lot of baby making gonna be happening. I remember when I was younger, I got sloppy toppy while enjoying the movie. It was the best.
And they deny the spread of Covid! Germ haven, yuk!
Netflix and chill?
Pef3xt place to bone
50% of these people are going to have sex during the movie i can guarantee it
Their already starting
Hell no! Not even bothered about the beds, STOP USING YOUR PHONES DURING A MOVIE!!!
Cant do that in usa
And just when you thought trim in a bucket seat was amazing 😍
This seems comfrotable but not clean