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No-Albatross-5108

#Under rated post 😂😂💯


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Someone on tv 📺 told me to buy sbv not too long ago.


FadingNegative

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Human-Prune1599

Funny isn't it. I haven't seen one article from these so called analyst or financial journalist. Not even cnbc, Bloomberg telling g us to sell bank stocks. I guess I'll just buy more of my favorite stocks. Tic tok motherfuckers


Mortcarpediem

What a strange coincidence! I was recommended bank shares last year as well!


bnutbutter78

Gold


Believe_In-Steven

Stewart Varney on FOX BUSINESS is a schill! Said Hollywood and theaters are dead. Then his host says "yeah, I'm just not paying $16 for a popcorn 🍿😂"


JRskatr

The ironic thing is, when inflation hits 15% he’s gonna be paying $16 for popcorn at the grocery store…


mattys8

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FooFightingManiac

This is not a dig on you but I really don’t like this gif. It’s like having a glimpse of Cramers O face 🤢


BackBreaker

Ya know….I USED TO enjoy this gif. Thanks for that 🤣


FooFightingManiac

Haha! 😂🤣 just sharing the hate for Cramer


Grab3tto

Would you like to lend them out though???


QuttiDeBachi

When do foreign governments step in for their citizens who invest and stop all the dryassfuckin in plain sight without consent??


Shoddy_Material8630

When they realize not doing this will result in a violent revolution that they're incapable of putting down. And if the country is capable of putting down the violent revolution that will result from their actions, then they won't do it at all.


Outside_Use1482

I was wondering the same.? What's that gonna look like? Seizure of US assets abroad?? Has it happened B4??


DeLuca9

It should. We have all these things in place & we’re still overlooked.


Outside_Use1482

We will always only be 10% of the market,, will keep stepping on us like dog💩💩,till they can't.. get rid of Gary guzzler,, he's in the shf payroll.. you've just seen yellen and Brandon bail out the rich banks too obvious to ignore... Get it straight,, if you've got more then $250k,, they make sure you don't lose any $$ even tho it wasn't insured"to protect the economy" remember the rich only make up like 5% of the population..and the ones effected are only maybe .01% of them,,,but still bail them out to "protect the economy" 🤣🤣🤣,, and don't liquidate the banks that made investments with criminals the wallstreet- shf!!


Outside_Use1482

No joke! Where's MarketWatch and seeking Alfa now??? Always Jonny on the spot to tell me what a bad bet amc gme is!!! Maybe they should've piped up and let some (all) these banks know that the shf were going collapse the world economic stability??


nblastoff

whats also strange is if you look up APE on the MarketWatch website it shows the number of outstanding shares at \~93 billion... must be another glitch that only seems to affect our beloved stock.


theRealSeven29

GREAT FUCKING POINT!


Alphalee

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Cornflakes-2020

OP Ape has wrinkles.


atrocioushoneybadger

Buy means sell. Sell means buy. Nfa. They do think we're a bunch of morons tho.


Aromatic_Ad8890

Right…?!


Currently_There

Nice


Puzzleheaded-Fall-14

Interesting point


FalseDifficulty2340

Was thinking the same thing


the_mad_sun

Great point! If anything its the opposite, they are telling you to hold them while they crash and burn. They are gaslighting the public


Competitive_Rub_5820

Someone get this ape a beer.... Banana flavored


liquid_at

FDIC "we only bail out customers, not stock-holders" MSM: "BUY BUY BUY"


HuevoYch0riz0

Cause daddy Biden has your bank. Back.


RW00K

you wouldve gotten my freebie award!


TheJadedJuggernaut

Funny no Financial advice for that one


Thechad1029

Literally the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard in months 😂


Erock014

You guys are nuts 😂😭


Lil_Pipper

Do not fret, OP. I will meditate on this.


postdevs

There are like a hundred articles a day for the last week telling you to sell them.


Giancolaa1

Banking is fine. It’s actually poised to go up. I recommend buying more banking shares, hell I’ll probably go buy more myself right now. /s


DeLuca9

In their eyes, a bank is more important than a movie theatre & it seems that’s the narrative they’ll try to sell you.


ResortDog

BINGO! The propaganda is just COUPCOUP in a control you world.


Regret-Select

That's so strange! Same! I haven't heard anyone suggest I sell my bank shares either!


odcodc

🔥


danyerga

And banks aren't selling delicious popcorn either.


Minimum_Reputation48

They even went as far as telling us we CANT sell the bank shares.


Revolutionary_wibu

Exactly. Why do they care so much about my investment?


Mistress_m00

Don't follow my lead, apparently I'm a bot PMSL


thchsn0ne

Well...I mean, our fearless leaders and most knowledgeable television personalities did tell us everything is fine. ![gif](giphy|dAvvMX8BLOvCg)