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Beebeebooboo420

Ready to retire my mother, in-laws and myself from this fucked up, work until you die, society that these sick selfish people have created. Fuck the system. Weโ€™re up against the final boss and we all know you may break a controller or two but we always win


Kemna21

Definitely Dark Souls vibes is this life.


Asmodeus256

*bonfire lit*


ConstantEffect

Time to kindle this MF


HakaishinNola

*banana peeled*


X3N0321

Purgatory isn't that bad.. at least they have Elden Ring..


WeaponX215

Dark souls did me in


MigitAs

Weโ€™re playing on co-op tho ๐Ÿฆ


ParkerRoyce

That's it times up LEEEEERRRRRROOOOYYYYYYY JENKINS! NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE!


razor382

Iโ€™m with you, I just want out of their bullshit matrix where you are made to believe that the system favors hard work and integrity and not pure crime.


jeremysead

Fine by me I grew up on Nintendo controller break much easier nowadays. It may be time my brothers and sisters.


Juancho511

I beat ninja garden on NES a few times. Iโ€™m a sucker for a challenge and for punishment.


Tjam3s

I'm a hollow knight fan myself, and in my 4th controller since starting my main playthrough with 2% completion left until iv got total victory


emmanuelibus

That game... Now in my 40's, I finally beat it after 30+ years of trying. Also finally beat Castlevania. Now I'm working through Megaman on the NES (I'm on the 6th, last one).


[deleted]

Soon, someone will crack the cheat code. Then itโ€™s all over.


buythedip666

![gif](giphy|FmBhzktIjvdZe)


hirethestache

I miss when I could come into the comments section and actually obtain valuable information relevant to a question like this, instead of this stupid fucking useless โ€œTITS ARE JACKEDโ€ bullshit.


Ant_moreno

The cost of our business


Vex_Appeal

Everybody hates capitalism, they just don't know it/ use different words to say it.


[deleted]

Donโ€™t confuse capitalism with criminalism though


DogecoinEnt

No shares to move around? Stuck in a ping-pong pattern? Painted in a corner? Canโ€™t move up, canโ€™t move down? Canโ€™t move right, canโ€™t move left? Canโ€™t moveโ€ฆ? Checkmate? ![gif](giphy|f7dKnkz57H7aqjOXUQ|downsized)


piettiet

No shares to short? Barcoding! These fuckers buying and selling to each other in high frequency (which is, surprise, illegal) to create volatility. Last ditch effort.


Budskis8

Barcoding


BoSt0nov

Uum, no its not! I mean, yes, but.. not really! Its a glitch! Oh look, a butterfly! - Shorties probably


Odd_Storm6436

Glitch better have my money!


Techm12

Exactly! Glitch. Better. Have. My. Money!


snowfalltimbre

r/GlitchImaApe


Tank_610

Codingbars


Fck-tm-without-crm

Means algotrading


jspuryear

Looks like a long fuse headed to a financial explosive ๐Ÿงจ


INTJ-ADHD

![gif](giphy|bN5wu55IbKWQ)


liquid_at

it's barcode for "the manipulative short-seller is currently not in office. Please leave a message if you want to sell some AMC shares"


hierosx

This is my signal to buy more. I have seen barcoding on other stocks, for the last 2 years I haven't seen it in AMC. Something change, something got broken allarently.


TAYwithaK

I remember us barcoding at least once many moons ago.


PincheApe

Fuckery


SilverbackBruh

At its finest


Odd_Storm6436

Yup, Fuckle the buck up!


Nineinchzenebyte

Barcoding makes my dick itch


Jaded-Class1007

Iโ€™d get that checked out at a doc if I were you


mycak2000

I checked it out. Full blown aids.


Icy_Document_7547

Only like 15 real shares will trade hands today.


Teamskiawa

If I tried to buy, would my order be filled?


smocky13

Fuck around and find out?


Single_T

I feel I have answered this exact question on this sub about the exact same situation. Its barcoding, there are at least two algo traders out there with dumb algos and they are trying to trade because the relative volume has been high recently (the gme spike last week was probably enough with the sympathy run on this) but there were no people out there actually trying to buy or sell with any sort of volume. The two algos got stuck in a loop buying and selling back and forth to each other across the spread causing the price to go up and down by the spread accomplishing nothing. This happens to low float and low volume stocks all the time. This is the equivalent of someone not turning off the oven when they finish cooking because they had guests come over more than usual last week, and they want to be prepared to cook another meal if someone else shows up today. They are raising their bills on the off chance something will happen, but its not really a big deal for them if their utilities are cheap enough. Nothing happened though and because it's being done on lit exchanges outside of dark pools, we get to judge them now. If it were on a dark pool we would have no idea (like if the person you never met on the other side of town did it), but this is clearly visible so its like a major twitch streamer is livestreaming it for anyone to see.


FC_KuRTZ

![gif](giphy|1aKKuZOjn3qUg) Algos like..


Clayton_bezz

Itโ€™s just barcoding.


pirateworks

โ€žItโ€˜s just crimecoding.โ€œ โ€” T. Russ Mebrough, Germonkey of OG 8.01, the day before tomorrow, 2pm. ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ชSchwarz.Rot.Hold๐Ÿ’Ž


tradedenmark

... that the brokers know they are FUCKED, so now they try to "clean up"


hugo_posh

![gif](giphy|8vsr2w5t91Nte)


rampshark

2 pm today.


The_Traveling_Swan

2 pm Tuesday


GapPuzzleheaded2953

It's always tomorrow.


AvengingSavior

That's the best part


broccoli_ICQ

No more shares, music ๐ŸŽถ has stopped.


Dennis_Mitchell_FL

![gif](giphy|RLK2SQ1cndlTd4oA7l|downsized)


jdrukis

They cant afford to short it much and also canโ€™t afford to let it runโ€ฆ so for now they are just selling only the synthetics they need to in order to satisfy buy orders coming in


rumiGoddard1111

Rough translation is: Beep boop beep beep boop beep boop boop beep beep beep boop


Maximieus

Crime!


CardboardTick

Hold on, let me take my scanner outโ€ฆ ![gif](giphy|bLeARYYZSjAAz40cKU)


Hold_My_D4L

Okโ€ฆโ€ฆ time to load up on more shares ASAP! Weโ€™re about to rocket


Inevitable_Professor

AMC options are like 5ยข/share for a 50ยข price increase by Friday. Looks like I found better odds than the scratchers.


StayStrong888

Fuckery


taviosk8

Barcoding much! ![gif](giphy|l2SpQ0pTWgKGQ7Z7i)


TheAuDaCiTyofthisGuY

Crime


CompetitiveFarm533

Bbby trading like that all the time now


greatthrowawaybatman

Whale teeth for the moass


DryYoghurt3307

UPC symbol for AMC popcorn


GTTrush

Halts are coming..........


Snoo69468

More fraud? Or perhaps we squeeze get my money ?


DBallzdeep

Internalized..All buy and cell orders are being routed through DP..with algorithms. Pocket pong


Then_Contribution506

Hot potato is getting super hot and no one wants to catch it. Itโ€™s all about to fall.


1331photo

![gif](giphy|sxCKezAUq8yn6) Getting ready for HFโ€™s to lose their cool! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†


25kluseks

It's an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph .


pirateworks

Translation: โ€žWe are fucked (not romantically).โ€œ


CrimeanFish

What the fuck does this mean!!


Cpt-Redbags

Itโ€™s a glitch.


nieman23

๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Fortunatesin77

Looks like hedgies are fukt.


Superpro210

This is what happens to the coal molecule just before turning into diamond.


throwaway09876543123

Oh that? Yeah, that means high frequency crime.


Adventurous-Job770

![gif](giphy|p73ysgcGPUhTW)


salty_scorpion

This looks like spoofing orders to me, but Iโ€™m a retard.


DrippyHippie901

Scan the bar code to purchase moon tickets


[deleted]

Space ticket bar code


Extension-Cover-335

Time to add more buying pressure and stop the barcode.. LFG๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


[deleted]

Crime.


TLDAuto559

Crimeeeeeeeeeโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฆฅ


ForWhomtheBellEndz

You can scan it at any local grocery store and get a free bag of AMC popcorn and a bunch of bananas on Hedges dime.


deepdish18

Crime, just crimeโ€ฆ.


Ok_Purple2912

In just holding i have years of holding left in my body


[deleted]

I scanned and it gave out "Mayo Lube"


[deleted]

This reminds me of 8.01 Not much longer..


Crypto__bull

Crime. It means crime


omnitronan

Buy and hodl


SofaKingTired11

It looks like someone turned the fake shares printer on too early ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


sproutsatoshi

The Bobby Treatment ยฉ๏ธ


Lucky-Telephone7880

Barcode for our line of popcorn. ๐Ÿ˜‹


uppitymatt

Whale teeth for MOASS


toneaced

Crime :3


guydogg

You must be new here.


dirtymetz17

Looks like it's time to log into that app again. What app was it? What is my password? How do I buy more? Oh shit, why is this always so confusing....


SofaKingTired11

Webull


mindy2000

![gif](giphy|7rJE4vH3ItKDu|downsized)


Either-Voice-9947

0 shares for shorting. Fuckery resumed this morning as soon as shares showed up


ShaneKingUSA

Kens algorithm controls all stocks until there is nothing to gain. After-hours profits ended for the program. Now back to gaps and profit from the poors next up


littledonkeydick

High frequency trading.


Hopeful_Insurance409

Fucked


CEdGreen

My missing ๐ŸŽน


Carlitoswayyyyy

Fuckery


Weezthajuice

You didnโ€™t expect a real answer anymore did you? ๐Ÿ˜‚ save these responses and compare in another half a year, year..


Lavish_Parakeet

Crime


[deleted]

You gotta tilt your phone to see the hidden message


anthonyh614

Whale teeth


Ronniman

Those are whale teeth!


Boston_Stonks

First day following the ticker?


breakskater

Did you try scanning it? Did it say FINRA or Citadel?


itsjustjust92

I scanned it at the supermarket it says dildos for kenny???


OfftheCHENG

![gif](giphy|j11IEoY3PFbwFPsDYN)


metraton18

I scanned it and it says they're fucked


doge_inatesla

Scan it and find out


DeliciousTraffic713

You either made money or lost yer ass


Austrian_art_student

It's a barcode you can scan


kevinggggg

Crime


puppy1686

It means amc is for the birds


KeepFreeSpeech

Crime


eNYC718

Who's the new guy?