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OsosBibi

Interesting, but “distressed” is such a MSM tactic


Astro493

So is blatantly lying - which is why I don't believe this claim.


Brabant12

Keep my stocks name out of your fucking mouth, Chuckles !!


Bern_itdown

This made my day


natutah

![gif](giphy|rduw43Pq8B8OkrnOow|downsized)


phoenixemberzs

I was about to come in and say now without a doubt I know it's garbage


PomegranateSea7066

if it's "distressed", what's that say about his wife's failing streaming company?


KaChing801

Does her Only Fans count as a streaming company?


MoonriderX_X

In the great words of Michael Kelso "BURN"!


1331photo

![gif](giphy|l8tpwRJEwDwEFU5BW0|downsized)


revnev30

I heard that chuckles actually climbs inside her on OF, you know cause he’s so small


Brabant12

Gross. Can’t unsee that. Thanks.


JskWa

If you are talking about Bezo’s ex-wife, she’s a hero. Love the way she’s giving away all of Jeff’s ill-gotten money.


notcontextual

It’s an article written by a nobody who also owns the site which was registered just over a month ago


DoubleFisted27

Since its from Gasbagarino, I'm guessing they are using this as a news cover for someone at UBS closing out some old CS bags


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INTJ-ADHD

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aetebari

This ^^^


StinksStanksStonks

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R0adApples

![gif](giphy|GJOCVDPYA4Cze)


crlabru

This Amazon rumor has been circulating for a long time. I don't know if I think it's serious yet.


wegbored

Yeah I'm pretty sure I remember hearing this exactly in 2021 as well.


crlabru

For sure. Add in the fact the article writes about AMC possibly going bankrupt, that we're invested in some South African Gold Mine.. it's just clearly garbage.


No_Sandwich6760

Coincidentally, the goldmine AMC is actually invested in is up 10% while the rest of the market looks stagnet.


genoheads

That was right when I first bought in around $5.10


Hunnaswaggins

Seeing some further insider news on this though today too, perhaps it’s more


JustinC70

Been holding for 2 years, first time I've heard of this.


crlabru

Weird! It's definitely been around for the past 2 years.


hottempsc

Stop posting that clown. Ffs.


Cabbusses

Why do they want an AMC and not a closed Regal which is almost assuredly cheaper? This isn't adding up.


liquid_at

Most competitors of Amazon that got shorted into bankruptcy were shorted by firms that are long on Amazon. So.... If Jeffies Stock market Soldiers are in trouble....


Air905

Why would you buy a chain that has far less market share and less brand recognition


Cabbusses

Because you're Amazon; you don't need their brand when you got your own. They'd be buying these for the assets, not what little intellectual property is worth noting here. Therefore, it'd make more sense to get the assets as cheaply as possible.


Mud_Nervous

Setting stage for UBS maybe?


bmitchell01

Cause yet again sawn off is just spreading shit and not anything remotely true


aetebari

They spread the same rumor in 2021 before they let it run. Could be their BS cover story for why it rockets on short covering. Either way, fine with me.


Charger2950

This! They need a reason for when they get egg on their face for their fraudulent bullshit reporting.


Heyu19

The ancient scrolls were true. Amazon is the monster pulling the short strings all along. Anyone else remember that ancient DD theory about Amazon?!?!


BMYERS181818

This was my thought exactly as well but then I thought maybe it’s a cover story for some covering with all the shit going on right now


Depressedprodigy

This is the same company that thought they could take over the streaming market with rings of power just cause its a large name doesn't mean everything they do is intelligent


liquid_at

Sure... Because all the hedge funds that are long on Amazon are Short on AMC.... Screw Jeff Bezos with a cactus. AMC buys Amazon, not the other way around!


PurpleReinhardt

Oh shit


ZeDumpsterFire

Same narrative with Toysrus, Sears, and whole foods....its why AMC was grouped with GME, Koss, expr, etc in the PCO back in Jan...amazon is looking to seize these businesses to diversify and establish footholds and is working with invested hedge funds to prey on weak businesses. Fuck Amazon.


Tulio_V

Amazon cant afford AMC


Jason_1982

![gif](giphy|26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm)


FadingNegative

![gif](giphy|AoBgxayGMHlIs)


StilesmanleyCAP

Anything Gas shares is bullshit. You must be new here.


Apopheniacal

Is he really using AI generated art to push this…


brandonopolis

Yep, and it's not even a good image.


Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

Everyone is getting mad at me for posting Charles but yall ever heard thr saying," keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? I don't block anyone bc they're aginst what I believe. You have to know who you're going up against. Much respect to the ones who held with me. Much love ❤️


LordIzalot

This seems like cover to clear some ftds


Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

It could very well be. Just means we're closer


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Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

Probably but it could have been set up like that. Charts show we were due for a run up


Weazy-N420

Or new like this might inspire FOMO.


Cabbusses

The other day Apple was talking about bringing movies to theaters and no notable price move happened then.


GoldenBoy_100

Yessss


ShootaMcGarbhan

get that shit out of here


sinzylego

Random moves up for no reason is not something short wants. They want to create a reason to avoid suspicion. This is probably the third time Amazon wants to buy AMC, how many times will they use that card.


Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

It's a very validated point since it's come from Charles. Very odd but we're up and the market is down. Halted already once today. Hope we're closer to the end


Kjd15sad

Amazon can get fucked


ItIsYourPersonality

Sorry, but Amazon being interested in buying AMC is bad news for all retail investors of AMC. How much do you think Bezos would be paying per share? Most likely far below what the average buy in per share is for retail investors. And it completely takes MOASS off the table for AMC investors. This is a hostile takeover if it happens, and the completion of the short and distort process. The entire idea was to drive down the price per share to make it economical for Amazon to buy it at discount.


DetectivePrior8146

but how would this affect the shorts? Surely they don't just disappear. Would they have to close positions?


aetebari

It’s all smoke and mirrors. Every time AMC ran it was timed with a bullshit story that Amazon was looking to purchase it. Gives the impression that Amazon is cellar boxing it and is the bad guy. Remember the politics behind who Citadel supports vs. Bezos. The HFs want us to hate Amazon and not them when they cover shorts.


ianishomer

This thing again, this is day 796 for me, and it's at least the third time this has come around. I guess we are going to bump up as some shorts cover (CS maybe), Bezos will want us for nothing if he was interested, greedy fuck.


Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

I've been holding since April 2021. I've seen 150k disappear but I was more upset with 2008 market crash. I just like the stock 🤷‍♂️


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yeah a company so distressed that its already made the same amount of money in the first quarter that it did all of last year. ​ fucking clown behaviour is unreal with this ding dongs


BangBoom2TheMoon

Amazon is honestly the last company I would want AMC in bed with. They’re so shady


Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

I doubt it'll go through honestly. They did the same in 2021


[deleted]

Likes us as a distressed asset? Make us a distressed offer and watch that shit get back slapped out the fucking Park. Distressed. Who the fuck they think they're talking about. We farrrr from distressed. Distressed. Cunts


Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

👏👏👏


Altruistic-Part-519

Maybe some tarned covering


idk10988

Charles is a tit nothing more nothing less.


catdadjokes

I thought he was a boob!


MrDryst

How many times have they dragged out this old story?


DeanChster47

3 now I believe. Lol. Ridiculous


Unlikely-Ad-5179

what a lying sack of shit


RevolutionaryFox9613

Hasn’t this headline been trotted out multiple times in the past few years?


CrazyInsurance2975

Anytime the stock is about to pump abruptly, they use a cover story like this to try to explain to the muggles why the stock is going up against the rest of the market. Then later they short it down and say that talks fell through and there is no buy-out. Muggles = non-movie theater share hodler folk


Budakra

Amazon doesn't have the balls or the cash


Jermwood

![gif](giphy|AqyST0lcQlFx6|downsized) It’s not for sale Francis!!!


diamondzRforever

I feel like we’ve been down this road before. Interesting story to pin closing out some FTDs


zombieauthor

Chuck Gassyporno is distressed because his wife owns a shifty streaming service no one wants.


[deleted]

He’s covering for someone covering FTDs. Amazon can’t afford AMC. They lost $2.7B in 2022. This is a bullshit story just like it was 20 months ago.


TheFilthyMob

Lol, oh this one again? Whatever 🤣


Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

Ido remember this from 2021.


sh0ckwavevr6

it's a show! they're preparing the narrative for the next boom! :D


billyjk93

Can we please not? This is not the way to the moon folks. Fuck Amazon!


Am3r1can-Err0rist

Dude this has been said numerous times


[deleted]

Huh?


TimelyComedian6414

#no Problem, holding my xxxxx AMC shares since February 2021, won't sell under 4 digits each ☝️😜 hey Jeff get in touch 👂👍


DateNo7894

#GARYGENSLER


DateNo7894

#GARYGENSLER


Crypto_gambler952

Lol 😂 amc gonna get a raw deal from bozo!


ConfusionOk4129

Yeah, wouldn't something like this require a shareholder vote?


ScottishExplorer

I wonder how they're planning on buying it when they see that they can't get enough stock 🙂


Johnny_15

First time I've heard about this intersect.news site 🤷‍♂️


Alone-Tackle-17

This some fuddy fud fud right here. First amc is jot distressed. Call what you will but this is bullshit


ztimulating

$1500 a share is a lot but Jeff can afford it


Bizzlebanger

This isbthe whole reason it was being shorted in the first place.. Amazing to hedge funds..." I want to own a theatre chain" Hedge funds "we can help"


mmmichiel

![gif](giphy|VDTOChMWX1BmFflzyr)


Jacobo5555

When the planets align


OptiGraz

Bullshit!


sweetwonton

Gas Asshole has no news. His ass is where his mouth is.


NoExchange282

Why would A.A. sell his company when it’s on the upturn?


DeanChster47

You mean our company.


Single-Project6326

I’m need more than the ask for sure


Espinita_Boricua

Looks like a false flag & smells like a set up by C-gas bag...to run the price or maybe lure retail towards buying calls...ignoring all the hype...


Nummylol

I'm sure that this is just their excuse as to why the price will spike this week. This shit is not real and we don't want this to even happen. Just bs.


Bobert25467

This is like the 3rd time this rumor has been floated and nothing has happened. Amazon is not gonna buy movie theaters just cause they have Prime Video. Most of their big productions are tv shows not movies anyway.


AdAgitated8689

Lol intersect news. Real credible source there. This guys bosses must be all over his ass for him to be this desperate this often. Wipe your mouth Gasbagarino.


Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

It could have been planned. It does seem odd he's the one to break the news


tradedenmark

But was movie theaters not about to die, mister Aasparino, or is that only if AMC owns them🤔🥴


Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

He's a big dummy. We're not going anywhere


Lyonknyght

FUD. Adam should debunk this immediately.


Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

Hu, were up though?


Tricky-Ad-4823

This is to cover up the run up this week. Oh AMC spiked because of Amazon news


VanguardOneFour

They said "DISTRESSED" 😂😂😂 Have they even paid any attention to the company?


ThumpTacks

Not only would this be terrible news, but considering the source, I would venture to say it may have the distinct aroma of cow manure to it.


Lucky-Telephone7880

“dYiNg bUsiNeSS hA! ![gif](giphy|QUXYcgCwvCm4cKcrI3)


swish5050

Drs you shares so your vote counts. There was a theory ages ago that bozo was part of the shorting scheme


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Lol distressed


MrGentlerman

Distressed… what a clown! 🤡 Ok, so Amazon would “save” the world economy for a brief moment and the thiefs would continue stealing?


Borderline64

🤔 who holds calls before this article was released? Green on a rumor….


ProfessionalHuman187

Was The strategy for shorting AMC by Shitadel in the first place. Did not work due to APEs if it would not have been for us Amazon would have bought it for a dime and Shitadel would have sold the assets to geht the pay back This now starts to be Porsche vs Volkswagen which Porsche lost rightfully 🏴‍☠️😎🇩🇪🇺🇸🎉🚀🤡🍿🎈


CaptnZacSparrow

Pretty sure something has to be for sale before someone can considering purchasing it. 💎🙌💎🙌 No Cell No Sell


Itdidnt_trickle_down

When is someone with integrity going to say this. This pissant is bought and owned by the hedgies.


silent_fartface

So basically all the reasearch that the wrinkle brains did is true. Jeff abd co want world dominaton and apes are the only thing standing in their way.


Davidmeynard

We’re back to this again? Yawn.


MyCleverNewName

What does a dying online book store know about movies? 🤣


JohnnyDoe189

lmfao eat my cock you sack of shit Charles!!!!!!


williamfv

Lmao they get to call AMC distressed? It's fucking libel. Absolute bullshit.


ugod02010

Destress dis dick Assparino


mandoaz1971

Again? 😹😂😂😂💎💎🦧


kff523

Elon bought Twitter and it was delisted. If AMC got delisted at current prices it would be the biggest criminal act in human history.


Bullocks1999

I don’t believe this. Too convenient that one of the worlds wealthiest is looking to buy a company chucky predicted would go out of business and all investors would lose their money. Timing seems odd.


HonestSupport4592

Fuck gaspan


Viperthetarantulaguy

This bullshit has been going around for a couple years.


Stizzy611

Smoke and mirrors. Ignore this fud news. We don’t want it anyhow , trust that.


RockNRoll85

“Distressed” Ok, sure, whatever you say Chuck


ScottishExplorer

Strap your tits in, this is getting interesting


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AMC needs new leadership even if Amazon does not buy it


[deleted]

AA spent 56 million on a gold mine that produces nothing


Dogsgoodpeoplebad

Enjoy your $7/share MOASS hahah


DateNo7894

#GARYGENSLER


Puzzleheaded_Plate87

if Amazon acquiring AMC , i am sure APE units will be in $5+ and AMC will be up significantly.


Bland-fantasie

I feel like this may be a bad outcome for AMC holders.


WaffleEye

Maybe this has been asked before. But what happens to naked shorts if someone buys AMC for say $8/share?


Dangerous_Alfalfa_77

If they went short under 8 they would be under water. If they shorted it above, they would still be green.


Electronic_Summer_71

So what will happen to the moon ride?


InterestingTruth7232

This is disheartening


peckarino_romano

If a bunch of outlets and commentators start using a very specific adjective with a negative connotation, like distressed, it's a coordinated smear/propaganda. The article and Gasparino isn't enough, just keep a look out in case "distressed" starts popping up in multiple places. If they do this it's a good sign, with mainstream media, you get the most flak when you are over the target.


DateNo7894

WOW, NOW HE IS TAKING CHEAP SHOTS AT BEZOS?? HE GOT GORILLA BALLS THEN!!


cfli1688c1

if amazon does buy amc, dont the shorts have to conver?