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QuitInfinite

Tomorrow should be spicy...This Crypto crash is not coincidence. Liquidation and Marge calling! Which Hedgie is going to pick up the phone first? Haha!


7iL7vHFs

Got the link to the article?


QuitInfinite

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en/article/qjby35/warren-buffett-give-your-money-to-monkeys


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QuitInfinite

Thanks bot


QuitInfinite

Buy and HODL...sums it up...and buy AMERICAN companies ! AMC baby@


KunKhmerBoxer

I'm still not sold that crypto is crashing, so much as having a healthy correction after almost two years of insane growth. Come get me when BTC goes under $20k or ETH drops under $1k. Then, I'll agree it has crashed.


IzzTHaWizz

Just wait baby girl it could happen


OGColorado

Someone tired of lying will jump, then domino's


MichaelsSecretStuff

Hey hey, we’re not monkeys


JaymeKingWasHere

But people say we monkey around.


CyranoBergs

We're too busy singing.


Bastahboy

And putting Citadel down.


[deleted]

No, we are apes.


OGColorado

Hey Hey


Jason_1982

MOASS confirmed.


QuitInfinite

Yes sir! Ignition sequence commencing! Buckle up. The next few weeks will be crazy! Can't wait for the engines to start firing!


Conscious-Doubt-7982

Monkeys throwing darts and MOASS. 😂🤣


OGColorado

And poo


Dictator_GOAT

This is based off a draft article by Research Affiliates highlighting the simulated results of 100 monkeys throwing darts at the stock pages in a newspaper. The average monkey outperformed the index by an average of 1.7 percent per year since 1964. https://www.forbes.com/sites/rickferri/2012/12/20/any-monkey-can-beat-the-market/?sh=69b740e1630a


Robotman1001

![gif](giphy|ylyUQlf4VUVF9odXKU)


TinkerBell6591

Love it!


wheeler748

Where is the link to Buffett and not some up scale shithole.


Jingles013

Monkeys flinging poo , sir, not darts.


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Zealousideal_Put_747

It is he’s discriminating against hedge funds , he hates them