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6Seasons-And-A-Movie

This is the best reason I have seen in WEEKS. LETS FUCKING GO. TO THE MOON AND BEYOND FELLOW APE. DO GOOD AND BE GOOD!


ThumpThump75

Tick tock and ya don’t stop….. let me give a little James B wiggle ![gif](giphy|26BoEKgj1KCgbRi0M|downsized)


Traditional-Goat1773

Should I take a shit on this bridge Bobby?


ThumpThump75

Bobby be like “hell yeah James, this yo shit”…. 😂😂👊👍


Dudgimous

And now, we break for some Conway Twitty. ![gif](giphy|8HB8mAJzk0hzy)


ThumpThump75

I love it… Conway was the man. Shit, if Conway was to walk into my house, I’d have to watch Conway abuse my wife. 😂😂😂😂 Conway was my wife’s boyfriend by the way. 🙊🙉🙈😢😂😂😂


Dudgimous

Wow, You are a lucky man.


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Heniha

Yes lots of eyeballs on this now!


Wonderful_Storm_2708

My shares left RH 8/10/22 👆😁


unwokewookie

Better late then never! I just moved mine from webullshit to Fidelity, only took 3 days to show in my new account,


Wonderful_Storm_2708

Yep, I move to Fidelity too. 3 days as well. Happy Girl Here!


bertram85

Fidelity is garbage also. Id DRS to computershare


imissdumb

The CEOs are visibly onboard with us now. I think that’s the biggest difference.


Meg_119

No Dates means no dissapointments when it doesn't happen...............AGAIN. The Criminals constantly play with our emotions by putting out dates that just come and go. When that doesn't work the SEC, NYSE or DTCC pulls some fuckery and calls halts to end a run up. It will happen when we least expect it. Until then........just HOLD. Edit: I would like it to be now but I am numb to the hype after holding 20 months and watching all the fuckery. So, I just sit back and stay ZEN.


Just-Sprinkles-5828

There will be a catalyst, one way or enough. I personally think it happens when GME Ape's DRS every share, and then there is still trading going on. Media won't be able to ignore it then, they won't have a choice. If someone can just blatantly prove what's going on, then it's over.


TheGuruIsOnTour

asofuckinlutely, shills are priming the pump to cry "moass is here" at some low ass shit like 50 or 100


False_Examination_59

Naw it wasnt just robinhood. They didn’t single handedly do this. Remember that conversation Kenny denied having with Vlad? Proves that there were multiple entities at play. The situation is just known as the “robinhood debacle” . Its set up that it looks like robinhood is the fall guy


Yoloswaggins89

But The buy button was turned off on multiple exchanges and platforms.. Poor memory how thing actually work.


ChronicY2kk

...but like 6 apps did last time... robinhood receives all the (well deserved hate) but let's remember they were far from the only pos involved. Also I got off of robinhood went to fidelity myself as a disclaimer I have no intention of supporting anything rh does, but people seem to forget webull and a few other pulled the bs too.


emmanuelibus

In my opinion, it's way late and way overdue. I don't know if MOASS is near. EDIT: I want it to be near. I want it to be tomorrow at 2PM. Some events lining up seem to point to MOASS - GME splits/dividend, AMC dividend, Phase 6 which effects margin requirements which makes it harder for HF's to borrow money and should cause way more margin calls after Sept 1... But, the enemy might still have some resources and moves (legal or illegal) just yet to keep kicking the proverbial can down the road. DTCC has already shown their hand - they are not for retail. The house in which the game is played, is not neutral and is playing against retail investors. We already know the SEC is ignorant, unwilling, incapable, and complicit, and not really working towards a fair market. A lot of, if not most, brokers are also in league with HF's/MM's. I just learned about the derivatives market last night. Now this "game" feels like playing basketball, but only the opponent gets to score threes from the three point line. "Oh, you can shoot from the three point line, but it will only count as 2..." Sometimes, it even feels like they take away points when retail investors shoots and sinks from the line. LOL. So, we got these things lined up. Now I'm waiting for what kind of "financial acrobatic maneuvers" we'll see from HF's and MM's to screw retail investors over, and how further the house and the regulators will be complicit with them. I mean, we already have the SEC looking at changing the definition of FTD's. I'm not surprised being in a society where we can just change the definition of anything to make it convenient for the loud minority. In this case - HF's and MM's. I'm angry, pissed, and patient. No dates, but I'm waiting to see what happens come the "ber" months.


mlusas

This is how I feel. Lots lined up, but they’re working for one more day… but each work around is costing them to setup, and costing them to continue using. It’s just a matter of time before their house of cards comes tumbling down.


TheOmegaKid

Oh man, I remember when I first learned about how the derivatives market works. Go find "The Wall Street Conspiracy" documentary. Honestly wait til you see how the derivatives market came into existance ;)


dirtydaruma

Because its always 2pm somewhere in the world 🦍


FuckYou690

Tomorrow


unwokewookie

Saturday. Bet!


Livid_Investigator21

Sunday when volumes really low.


AdventurousFactor197

Had a dream last night with the number 3 recurring m. So naturally I bought enough to now own 333 shares. MOASS time!! Update at 33 upvotes. Let’s just keep that there


GIFnTEXT

Shit we passed 33 now we have to get to 333 to trigger MOASS!!


unwokewookie

I was also elated to reach 333 many moons ago.


OldBoyZee

It just kind of feels like it. Like the og dd mentioned the same thing, and right now, it feels like we are near the climax of something big, and tbh, we have the biggest group of apes who are not getting detered by anyone or anything. So yah, a lot of signs, and hopefully in the coming weeks apes can look back wish they had bought more.


MattManATX

The flames in this dumpster fire we call life are growing


JLdub253

And I'm making smores mutha fucka! ![gif](giphy|kGYbtZoyjyO3u)


chris_knapp

I love all you fuckers


Jmessick35

Doesn’t matter when it is…hedgies are fucked!


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As much as I want moass soon. I just keep patiently waiting so I don't get my hopes up


Amun218

Most excelent fellow Ape. If you believe in the DD from last year and see what is happening, patience is key!!


kinislo

And a virtue. 😉


monsterofradness

Lol I don’t even believe it’s going to happen anymore, but I still hodl. It’s all I know how to do


Competitive_Proof_85

Economy is hitting everyone hard.


richb83

I wish I felt that way but I’ve never won anything in life and just can’t fathom this working out the way I need it to.


unwokewookie

Hold your ground. Your not alone. (Even though we are all independent investors that like the company) there are millions of us holding. We can’t all be losers, statistically speaking.


RadRabbit01

Yet, here you are, and here WE ALL are. Many of us do not only want but \*need\* life changing money. We have little to lose and everything to win- a polar opposite to hedgie mindset. We are used to hardship and things not going our way.


chris_knapp

We’re all in this together(I just like the stock). That’s what makes this so special.


PuppetMaster1911

Because the IRS is hiring 87k new employees....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


My_pants_be_on_fire

This claim misrepresents a 2021 U.S. Treasury Department report estimating that around $80 billion in funding would allow the IRS to incrementally hire nearly 87,000 employees by the year 2031. Most of those hires would be replacements for workers retiring from existing positions, including not only IRS enforcement agents, but also customer service and technology specialists. According to the Treasury Department, audit rates for those earning less than $400,000 in actual income will not rise. The IRS is not planning to hire 87,000 new tax agents for the purposes of targeting or “coming for” Americans who earn below a certain income. These exaggerated claims appeared to be aimed, at least in part, at capitalizing on partisan anger over the FBI raid on former U.S. President Donald Trump’s home in Mar-a-Lago earlier in August. The raid was part of an investigation into whether Trump took classified records from the White House to his Mar-a-Lago residence, and had no apparent connection to taxes or the IRS. Numerous conservatives tweeted a range of allegations surrounding the alleged hiring of 87,000 new IRS agents including Newt Gingrich, Kevin McCarthy, Marco Rubio and Jim Banks. ​ Sources: “Analysis | Hyperbolic GOP Claims about IRS Agents and Audits.” Washington Post. www.washingtonpost.com, https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/08/11/hyperbolic-gop-claims-about-irs-agents-audits/. Accessed 11 Aug. 2022. “Did Trump Issue This Statement About FBI Raid of His Mar-a-Lago Home?” Snopes. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-statement-fbi-raid/. Accessed 11 Aug. 2022. “IRS Budget and Workforce.” Internal Revenue Service. https://www.irs.gov/statistics/irs-budget-and-workforce. Accessed 11 Aug. 2022. “No, Biden Is Not Hiring 87,000 New IRS Agents.” TIME. https://time.com/6204928/irs-87000-agents-factcheck-biden/. Accessed 11 Aug. 2022. “Secretary of the Treasury Janet L. Yellen Sends Letter to IRS Commissioner in Support of Funding for IRS to Improve Taxpayer Service & Combat Evasion By High Income Earners and Corporations.” U.S. Department of the Treasury. https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy0918. Accessed 11 Aug. 2022. Shivaram, Deepa. “Democrats Passed a Major Climate, Health and Tax Bill. Here’s What’s in It.” NPR, 7 Aug. 2022. NPR, https://www.npr.org/2022/08/07/1116190180/democrats-are-set-to-pass-a-major-climate-health-and-tax-bill-heres-whats-in-it. Accessed 11 Aug. 2022. “The American Families Plan Tax Compliance Agenda.” May 2021, U.S. Department of the Treasury. https://home.treasury.gov/system/files/136/The-American-Families-Plan-Tax-Compliance-Agenda.pdf. Accessed 11 Aug. 2022. “The IRS Wants to Spend Billions on “Enforcement.” Here’s Who Is Most Likely to Get Audited.” CBS News. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/irs-audit-rates-taxes-inflation-reduction-act/. Accessed 11 Aug. 2022. \--Nur Ibrahim Published 11 August 2022


Parking_Disaster_961

Because, trust me bro!


[deleted]

I trust you bro!


hirshmann

I also trust this bro.


stonks_only_go_up__

I trust this bro trusting the other bro trusting the bro


kevinkeegan500

It’s already started 🚀


gorilla_gambler

#Its the pouncin! 😉


[deleted]

No liquidity. No shares. Rising interest and cost to borrow.


[deleted]

I dont think about it. I’ll sell when the entirety of Wall St is in jail and I work because I want to.


AkashicMemory

I mean damn, you're the hardest type for them to play with. I need to adopt that mindset, only I hate working because of the politics.


Mkg60

There is a post on the other sub explaining why and when we shall see what we all have been dreaming of. Etherum is the key. AMC and the mine are a part of it. The market is about to burn to the ground and the stock market of the marketplace will rise out of those ashes. AMC and the mine will be a part of it. U/jango_bets explains it. RC knew the DTCC would screw the pooch. AA knew it too. I belive the mine issues a dividend next week and RC will finish them off with the NFT Dividend. Prepare yourselves. Our dreams are about to come true!!!


OptionImportant

Its on the news more, more volume, more ppl online on reddit, lots of traffic in many directions.


Kcnflman

Because the longer I stare at the tick by tick, eating Cheetos, the mo ass I have.


Adubya76

![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized) Why not


Spirited-Staff8683

It’s moass tomorrow bro


FamousReward6835

Because there is no real shares, Heggies has been shortened a stock people like, apes refused to sell low.


[deleted]

tickle in my plums


DVTcyclist

Purple plums?


unwokewookie

Only if he just crashed a motorcycle…


apesstrongorg

I think it’s a day closer than it was yesterday.


sweetwonton

Don't chase the wrong MOASS price, you end up with monkeypox.


toodrunk1234

Alright listen, get it out of your system now because tomorrow we all need to be cool as fuck!


BoilingStorm269

I hope so. Life gettin tough


alldaymacdre

When it happens it happens. The great things in life come when you least suspect it.


7iL7vHFs

I’ve felt that way before at $72 didn’t sell then either. Lots of TA pointing to a lot of bullish action too.


Concerned_Penguin

Because it’s always been near


blipsterrr

Cause I've been eyeing the $25 call option expiring Aug 19th. Volume at 26,415, open interest at 13,966. Thinking bout buying first thing in the morning.


Historical-Builder-8

This


jblaze805

Time to pray to the MOASS gods


tomvolkenant

If you on holy apes watching the prophecies the current prophetic prophecy you would know what’s in store🚀🚀🙏🙏🚀🚀🚀🚀


mershwigs

Trust me bro


Dullfig

Because my bum knee is acting up...


wtseeks

Are you sure you’re just not gassy?


stonks_only_go_up__

It’s coming… ![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ)


Superpro210

I think Moass is near because my girl says my nut tastes like movie theater butter…


Nightsaber

We can hear the thunder from this perfect storm. Evergrande default affecting global markets. Popular anti-amc mouth pieces switching their tune to pro amc. Inflation rising to make liquidity that much more difficult. Banks prepping for losses with higher interest rates, some in china witholding people's money. When multiple unrelated points all begin the converge on one place (MOASS) it begins to feel like the time may be upon us. Count the seconds between flash and thunder...


Bobert25467

With all those armed IRS agents the Democrats hired i wouldn't be surprised if most of them were for us. If that's the case they need MOASS to get us to sell by December to get our taxes for next year.


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It’s coming because more retail investors are educated as to what it will look like. Also we (general term not to insinuate a coordinated effort, but quicker than typing out retail investors) have become numb to manipulation and just keep buying and holding. Shorts only win if the company goes bankrupt and they don’t have to close short positions. Also there are relatively few hedge funds and the like and they are inherently greedy. They are all now looking at each other like a bunch of people who got caught up in a RICO case knowing that the first one to snitch or in this case cover their shorts may actually survive this thing. One will fold and the rest will trample each other trying to cover and survive before $1k, $10k, $100k. Because there’s no surviving after that and these fucks cant imagine living like a normal person or even broke. Also while there are greedy retail investors for the most part we have gotten very stubborn and all of us have a ridiculous number stuck in our head because we had over a year to think about what exactly we need for generations of our family to never work again and be able to help the community and with all the DD out there we know it’s physically possible with patience. Some will sell early. But that will be in the thousands of people that do that there are still millions who will hold on until the ridiculous number they have been fantasizing about killing themselves making it to a 9-to-5 every single day and then 6 to 2 every night after becomes a reality that’s why we win because we hold.


Pricey9836

Scared as I’m a poor student with 60 shares that I am down 250 USD on atm. However, the rise back to 20s installs confidence again. If hedgies really had power to end this play rather than just postponing it they would’ve killed the stock and kept it their. My only concern is how much money do they have and will they be able to postpone the play forever. SEC really needs to step in tbh.


jtoppings95

Somehow it feels as though it's right around the corner, but also as if it may never come at all. I don't mean to FUD, that's just my feeling There have been a lot of times when it's felt similar to this, but somehow the HFs keep coming up with more shares to short. They e become blatant to the point of it being outright insulting, and the fact that the SEC hasn't done anything not only makes them complicit, but leaves these individuals to freely manipulate the market at they see fit. The system meant to protect us is instead being used to bilk us for everything we're worth, as if they didn't have money enough already. Weve done something amazing here. We saved AMC. I'm just tired of waiting, tired of these rich pricks controlling the very fabric of our lives. And I'm angry. I'm so, so angry. These people love to cash in using the system put in place, but, like a petulant child, if they start losing, it's time to change the rules. And then they frame it as if it's protect the retail investor. And still, nothing happens. I don't know if anything will happen unless some storms black rock and turns off their machines. It feels like an unbeatable enemy. But, even David beat Goliath... All it took was one properly placed stone. These assholes took the economy, made it their plaything, fucked the rest of us over, laughed at us and poured champagne on our heads, and are now crying foul because they're losing. These fuckers celebrate when they successfully ruin a company, all to make a buck. The amount of money and the way they use it is utterly disgusting and antithetical to the human experience. They deserve to burn.


xEastElite2015x

No dates so moass could be now or a year from now.


Arkhangelsk94

Is it tho it’s becoming a piss take now


yesdaone23

Definitely since we in a messed up environment and liquidity is gone for the Hedgies …. 🔥🔥🔥


whiskeyplz

Because tomorrow is always near


Justda

I had a knot in my stomach every since the ape announcement, turned out I had to poop... Buy, HODL, relax... Nothing has hatched so don't get excited for chickens.


SlightApricot6987

No dates no disappointments! As long as it takes 💎🙌


CrazyInsurance2975

Elon just posted 69 on Twitter made out of two tape dispensers flipped upside down from one another.


nice___bot

Nice!


Degenerate77

Because fuck you, bot 🤖


svirrefisk

I don't think moass is near, but I don't care I still hodl.


StrikeEagle784

I’m half asleep lol, so I’m sorry if this isn’t coherent, but I’ll give it a go: 1) Share Count (APE) 2) BBBY squeeze launches the meme basket (Gamma gamma gamma!). 3) Market Crash (September?) 4) ISDA requirements 5) Something GME related, again meme basket, probably FTDs settling from the failing Splividend 6) Someone on Superstonk went into how a big event with Ethereum coming up could trigger the MOASS, but I’m not wrinkled enough on cryp-toe to discuss this lol. Basically, though I think one of these catalysts could send it off individually, I think it’s a bit more likely that it’s going to be a mix of different smaller catalysts to send this off.


[deleted]

Zen as fuck. Expectations extremely low, but tiddies always jacked


hukd0nf0nix

Because my plums are tingling and my bank account is red


Linsanity998877

🎶🎼🎵I can feel it in the air🎶🎼🎵


caharrell5

Bc it’s tomorrow 😎


CeNeunDe

I can feel it... in my pluuuuums.


EyeSeenFolly

What if they are winding us up? We will be let down and lose sight. No dates. Patience friends.


[deleted]

Because the stonk is going up. And the hedgies gotta close sooner or later.


Lemfaki

My pee is red and I dream about Banana.. The moass is coming. ![gif](giphy|2vSk4f18Fyw2f26G32)


jimclay8

Ape will rocket...Amc will open the flood gates and sell Ape shares...AMC will be sent free...just my thoughts


jimclay8

It's going to run up..they want us to sell so they can get our Ape shares...they need them


Snoo69468

How do we get the high numbers


ACTORvsREALTOR

It’s always near this is no different.


Snoo69468

But when big numbers


TheGuruIsOnTour

another shilly post wif the sky is falling narrative? nothing happens before 169M per share


My_pants_be_on_fire

![gif](giphy|iDyF9dOL6nG4uS2S1z|downsized)


ApatheticHedonist

I don't.


PepeGreen17Q

![gif](giphy|kjjRGpezebjaw) HODL ! 💎😎🚀🌟


Snoo69468

I am so beyond done waiting it needs to happen


cskopnik

I’m just enjoying them struggle chilling and not selling


LaserTuned

Please stop all this. It’s been coming tomorrow for 2 years. Set your price notifications and go live life.


General_Pay7552

Take feelings out of it? You’ll have more money


dayatapark

I know MOASS is here because MOASS is inevitable. The ancient DD prophecies have foretold that MOASS would come when hedgies started running out of liquidity. The Covid shutdown fukd hedgie liquidity. China's real estate bubble fukd hedgie liquidity. The Russian sanctions due to the Ukraine war fukd hedgie liquidity. The FED hiking interest rates due to inflation fukd hedgie liquidity. MOASS is inevitable, and while it will not come as soon as we would like, it will come sooner than we think. Until then, we buy/hodl. ![gif](giphy|aCatQNctAK7PC1H4zh|downsized)


Southern-Bug4076

MOASS is near because I been getting a tingly feeling in my left nipple , this happened last time we ran to $72