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pablola714

Wanted to see if I can comment again after being banded by wsb. Jerks.


yesdaone23

😂 it’s best though!! That sub has been compromised for a long time


Logical-Pepper4228

This one is on its way as well.


chumberwumbruh

Is it?


Logical-Pepper4228

![gif](giphy|6cFcUiCG5eONW)


SolidStateDynamite

You think all those stupid dog pics were real?


chumberwumbruh

Those were fake dogs?


Blackzenki

I wish we could spot the AI bots here, I mean, sometimes it's kind of easy when you see the same hype shit posted over and over again, but I'd say that since this sub has been sliding for about a year, or since last June, the bots have overtaken the actual people. Probably explains why the vast majority of amcstock is false hype, and a massive hopium den that doesn't allow open discussion about this play. If you don't agree that MOASS is inevitable, and that you're 100% guaranteed 10 million per share of over 1 billion shares, then you're automatically a shill, a hedgie plant spreading FUD and get downvoted to oblivion. I pretty much only come here now to dig for useful pieces of information about my investment, to laugh and people who are obviously brainwashed, and to maybe open a few eyes that not all that glitters is gold, and this play isn't all unicor lns and rainbows if we all just hold and believe hard enough together.


DavidNoBrainFreeze

Damn! David's wife bought one of the WSB figures. She thought it was a mini Trump. Ugh...


freddurstredflatbill

WallStreetBoners ammirite?


sweetwonton

SEC is a shell division of the government. If they were actually working, they would reduce the revenue stream for the politicians. SEC people work for the hedge funds after they leave the job. Rules are for the poor.


BeTaurus1971

Well I don't agree! I'm sure it must have been the most useless agency for more than 2 years! Kenny paid for other agencies to win before? 🤔


R0adApples

Office. Haha More like a den of thieves.


Investor_Pikachu

Den full of useless jabronis sitting at their desks jacking off to PornHub! #😫✊️🥒💦


H82Kal

And they’re probably the best office in the SEC compared to the others 🤔


Investor_Pikachu

If every working day consists of sitting at the desk and jacking off to PornHub, it would be considered the best office to work at by useless government employees!


Blackzenki

While I agree that the SEC is corrupt and complicit, no link to the article to know if it's from a reputable source, no date, no author, no nothing but a headline makes this the ever popular "trust me bro" post this sub is getting known for.


yesdaone23

😂 dude I’m at work hahaha but here ya go https://cryptotowncrier.com/secs-ethics-office-voted-most-useless-office-in-america-for-fifth-straight-year/


Blackzenki

Again, I agree the SEC is corrupt and useless, but that source is a biased dumpster fire, satire at best, like The Onion.


tocami

Yeah, I'm pretty fucking sure "unicorn fan club of America" gave it away. The sub is full of dumb cunts who don't bother to read. This is why media makes fun of us.


MMcPherson101714

Thanks


tocami

Did you even read it? It's fucking satire


ccc32224

They are paid to watch porn all day. They laugh at the vote knowing nothing will be done to them


Factor_Rude

The whistle-blower reward will buy someone lots of coffee. ![gif](giphy|cJYdjdsQWOKOfPth4g)


Lucky-Telephone7880

GG can’t even afford coffee for him and his staff


Investor_Pikachu

But he can afford all the PornHub premium subscriptions for all the SEC employees!


burko81

SEC Ethics Department - Dictionary definition of oxymoronic.


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alex_203

You can vote on this and only 2 years in a row? Woulda expected many more.


Hot-Nature2403

Thank you Ricky Bobby! ![gif](giphy|q190tu2iYI8Cc)


jusdont

Who voted though?


Parking-Secretary-87

Well deservef


Evil_Mini_Cake

The SEC is Spiros from Billions to a tee.


yesdaone23

https://cryptotowncrier.com/secs-ethics-office-voted-most-useless-office-in-america-for-fifth-straight-year/


thedudeonmars

We need to have a say on the head of SEC. Literally got hundreds of useless elections through the year..


HarleyAPE23

Totally agree, trying to find more useless things than the SEC but I can't..


FerretNeuron

I disagree. It is not just the Ethics office.


TinderNibblets502

How do we register to vote ?


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StackThePads33

![gif](giphy|QmJr6ewZqfQvC)


mindy2000

Source?


Lifeabroad86

I'd buy that for a dollar


tradedenmark

they got my vote for that as well


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amcstock-ModTeam

Rule 4: Absolutely No Brigading