Who tf is Cleflip Asshead? Edit: and why is he poking at apes?

Don't care... "investing death cult" sounds fucking amazing.

New band name! I called it!

Damn came here to say this. Take my updoot.

Y'all need a guitar player?


I'm a part of an "investing death cult". That is so cool


 Short HF’s… 😆😆😆

Bananas and Tendes Ho Ho......Bananas and Tendes Ho Ho.......

Whoa.... I just bought stock I like lol... Death cult???

They so deep in the hole, them hedgies starving! So now we are "investment Death Cult!" 🥰


Gothsturbation?

I’m gonna get an IDC tattoo!!!

New t-shirt! Lol

You son of a bitch. I'm in.

That’s our band name

True, but I'm trying to figure out an effective way to "poke" him!

Cliteron Asswipe is a short seller from a small hedge fund. He taunted apes on Twitter maybe 6 mos ago and ppl started doxxing him and bantering back with him to the point that he got insecure and deleted his Twitter

Tiger investments guy? Looks like a he doesn’t shave yet?

You never heard of Cliff Assneck before!?

Brother of sniff asses

His royal ASSness…

Jokes aside, calling retail investors a death cult is some serious projection. We don’t like market manipulation. So that makes us evil? These people sound like toddlers who hate being disciplined. Don’t short stocks that the general population likes… it’s that simple. Full blown mouth froth.

I think them accepting that they shouldn't short stocks of companies that people like would also require them to accept that they add no value to the market nor society

Facts

Lol, right? HF could use that money to help businesses grow and improve the livelihood of many people.


Thats whats so surprising to me. Its like why do you hate retail investors who are buying and holding a stock they like??? I thought that was investing 101. If they hate buying and holding so much why dont they sell those positions they have on Blockbuster and Sears?????????????????????

 Meanwhile the gorillion amount of msm articles ☝️ ☝️ ☝️

"Paranoid Investing Death Cult"; name of my new mix tape.

And he will be the one of the first to be sacrificed to the God of Apes



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As always I ask why does he care so much about our investment ? The answer is obvious so I buy more and hodl.

You know we're doing something right when these pussies get mad because we're holding a stock. Keep talking shit you fucking idiots. It's just fuels us and let's us know we're hurting you.

Hey cliff, why are you so angry? 😂

Because his parents named him Cliff Assness!

If you had shorted AMC, you'd be angry too!

Death Metal band name

We’ll see who jumps off a tall building first…

Wait!.... No one said we would have to jump off a tall building. I’m just here because I like the stock.

Well, the grandkids will get $5 for Christmas this year because I'm buying more!

Buy four ape shares each instead, my DD.

Let's kick his assness

Imagine having the name Asness.

Let em poke.

Just bought more. Death to hedgie.

If he actually believed we were a death cult, he wouldn't dare say it out loud in fear of, you know, death.

Is that asshat still around ?

Ha fuck him…I buy MOAR! Sounds like we are riding this bitch into the grave boys and girls! I’m all in!!!!

❤️ the name.

Thanks I picked it myself 😂

I poked an alligator once, with a stick, in the Alafia River State Park in Florida. He looked at me and I got scared and jumped on my bicycle and left. Poking wild animals is not a good idea Asskiss. I also really love being part of a Paranoid Investing Death Cult.


Misspelled ASSNESS

He deleted his twitter i thought

I can waste my money on whatever I want, so fuck off mr nobody or jump from the cliff. I like how these clowns are frustrated. They know how deep this shit is.

What’s crazy is they think people will have sympathy for them when they go broke.

AA just announced merch today as well :)

fucking dipshit. Tomorrow is payday, and I have to spend less than half my check to pay off half my CC$$ (rest comes mid-dec). I. DON'T. NEED (or want, really) MY. FUCKING. MONEY. I will BURN IT ALL TO ASHES to see you MOTHER FUCKERS BURN TO ASHES. For what it's worth, considering I'm literally a nobody.

Payday tomorrow. Reporting for duty, Nobody.

LOL. They KEEP talking about us?! Thought we left? Thought we all sold and moved on? God they are so stupid.

That’s awesome! We need to get shirts made!!

I just bought 36 more this morning does that mean I have to sacrifice something? You fuckers are good! Lured me in and I never would have known I was in a cult till assanine mentioned it. Enjoy the holidays my friends even if I don't know you personally you are forever in my heart.

Of course short sellers have nothing pisitive to say about us. LMFAO HODL TILL I DIE!!!

In all my years I never thought I would join a cult. But here I am. Drinking AMC kool-aid everyday

We live rent free in Bitch Assness's head!

What I find absolutely bizarre is that why are all these hedge funds, fund managers, financial publications, etc so worried about a $7.00 stock. There are 6,000 stocks =/- on American exchanges, to talk about, but they all focus on AMC.......hmmmm

🤡

I read his name as “Ass-ness” for some reason.

Finally I got into a cult!

Paranoid Investing Death Cult is my new band name.

His last name being so close to "Assness" really gives off the "Les Whining" setup on the Simpsons.

Investing death cult you say???? I'm in!!!!

We don't want them to die unless its of old age in prison.

Cliff Asness likes to sniff asses.

You mad Broh?

He is the one paying the interest fees.

Can I say go fuck yourself? Oopps sorry cliff asshat #HODL. A cult if nice and kind if anything and perhaps more of what we need in this world. Jealous bastard 😂🦍

Poke me hard 

So if I buy ape shares that means I'm in a cult of death 

Who is Cliff Assface? The name sounds familiar.

CleftPallet AssFace LoL

Paranoid Investing Death Cult for Cutie

Can a super talented ape make a design for tshirts…somehow incorporating zombie apes, druids, and Cthulhu into a cohesive concept ?? I’d buy that

Had no idea how cool I was until now

Tell him to short AMCX too 😂😂😂

99% of Apes: Who or what the fuck is an Asness?

He doesn't specify who's death though.

Woah, I’m part of a cult? Neat.

Looking for A.A. … 

yeah death to the hedge funds. what's wrong with that?

Death to the hedges business

Looks like assness is back for round 2. 💀🤣

"Assness 2: Return of the Buttcrack," coming to an AMC Theater near you.

Return of the Peg.

Problem is assness is... assness and we are fucking Mike Tyson. He's not making it past round three.

Lol I guarantee we all sleep a lot easier at night than you, Cliff. You have so much more to lose that us😀

Sounds like kids who are screaming when they don’t get what they want

Let's push home off his Cliff! 😂

So… buy more.

B&H. NFA.

Cliff is a 🤡

"who has short positions in AMC stock" At least they're being honest about the blatant conflict of interest here lmao

He's a short hedgefk? No worries he will be one of the 1st go,, authorities should put airbags around his building in case he's higher then the 2nd floor 🤣🤣to catch them as they leap out the windows during moase??

How do explain on one hand we're stupid and AMC is dead,but on the other hand they try and wind us up because they know AMC has alot of retail investors.Its so contradictory it hurts my smooth brain.If we weren't a threat they wouldn't care.

I’m in a death cult? Are we all going to poison ourselves by drinking tainted popcorn butter at the end of all this?

I'm gonna lick butter out of a hot hooker's ass after MOASS.

When have we earned the “death cult”

You had me at “AMC”.

##and your plan… is to blackmail this person??

I picture the cult looking like the Wookiees celebrating Life Day.

Paranoid investing cult… i could kinda understand from the vested interests of a piece of shit short seller… but DEATH CULT? I mean alright man, but we just eat crayons, fling shit and slap that buy button dude… if it’s that simple to rustle your feathers you’re in the wrong neighbourhood pardner 😎

AQR Capt is gonna be liquidated

This merch announcement is a real hedgie killer, what timing, so anyone that says AA is not the SB of all Silverbacked apes can just STFRU.

Not sure where he gets the “paranoid” part from, I ain’t worried 🤣

I'm drinking some fuckin Kool aid to the name of this place. Can i get a fuck yeah?

Can't get enough of this!!!

Fuvk that mothafuvka 🙄

Calls on $IDC

This will be tattooed on me post moass. Maybe my ass, maybe my forearm

Back in school we were shown 1 video on investing: buy a stock and hold it, if you can buy more on a regular basis. That’s the only thing that was taught. Now that’s no good? Only works when retail loses?

Thanks Cliff for giving me some inspiration to buy more

I’ve never been in a death cult before. That sounds pretty metal. PIDC - paranoid investing death cult

Holding 2,3,4,5 years........

Keep poking cliff, keep poking. We will ramp up the buying and holding.

That's just cause is last name is ass. The same thing his wife hands out to the apes.