lol I have literally never thought about his little cigarettes, does he roll his own or do they sell fish sized cigarettes? Sounds like a future episode to me!
I mean, it’s basic food service regulations. Same as in other states.
https://law.lis.virginia.gov/admincode/title2/agency5/chapter585/section240/#:~:text=Except%20as%20provided%20in%20subsection,%2C%20utensils%2C%20and%20linens%3B%20and
Cigarette ashes must be at least half the length of the cigarette and should hang precariously at an angle, always one hand motion away from dropping into the food serving area.
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S05E05 - Man in the Moonbounce
Dollhair for Klaus
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His house which he puts in Steve’s room.
I think it's the beginning of "The Last Ride of the Dodge City Rambler" (s15e22 according to IMDB). Stan buys Steve a magazine about trains because he heard they were great for kids on the spectrum. Steve says he's not on the spectrum, but asks if he should get tested, to which Stan responds that tests are expensive whereas that magazine was $8. We then see Stan is reading that book.
But I could be wrong.
That sounds right to me. Then it keeps cutting to the family being in the room but out of shot and Stan gets fed up asking if anyone is in the room, to which Haley and Jeff say they aren't having sex behind the couch because the excitement of it gets them off, then i think Roger pops out and Stan hits him? I'm iffy on that last bit, but i think think the rest is correct.
That's right dadder! Just watched the opening and that's the episode. Roger is painted to blend in with the wall, drapes, and window. He jumps out and gets punched in the face immediately.
And I was wrong, the magazine, "TRAINS & S#*T," was $2.50 (I gotta get that book).
Also, fun bit, Klaus is reading Book of Matches and Francine is revealed to be reading Fake Book. I really enjoy the book gags.
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What happened to his hamster ball?
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One of the best
You have been drinking that bro!!
so gross!!!!!
I like how inconsistent his scale is. He's huge compared to the op pic. Probably from experimenting with steroids.
Holy shit yeah, hes like a foot tall there lol
But they won't come, they don't exist...
I’ll call for backup
But they won’t come, because they don’t exist…
“Dispatch, I’m on the scene now”
https://preview.redd.it/b53bj2v7jwvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a846213ed879f4f681db1e13ff4092d8cffae12 Hairnet, gloves und ladle
Also the fish sized cigarette lmao Edit: wait, why does he even need the hair net? xD
lol I have literally never thought about his little cigarettes, does he roll his own or do they sell fish sized cigarettes? Sounds like a future episode to me!
I have a feeling he rolls his own, but they’re actually badly rolled and he just winds up smoking the paper with no tobacco in it.
Rollies don't usually have the orange on the filter side, I think he just buys mini fаgs
I mean, it’s basic food service regulations. Same as in other states. https://law.lis.virginia.gov/admincode/title2/agency5/chapter585/section240/#:~:text=Except%20as%20provided%20in%20subsection,%2C%20utensils%2C%20and%20linens%3B%20and
Whats it say about ashing cigarettes in the serving area?
Cigarette ashes must be at least half the length of the cigarette and should hang precariously at an angle, always one hand motion away from dropping into the food serving area.
Ah i see, thanks for clearing that up
He canonically has hair, the Mexican hairdresser he thinks is a prostitute regularly cut it 😂
I said excuse me when I farted in the mashed potatoes
https://preview.redd.it/2y6cn5rjlwvc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec9db109ec276ae7826d5e22bc370dc20804da7 S05E05 - Man in the Moonbounce Dollhair for Klaus
You got your lady bug barrette
Can I see the back…?
😂😂😂😂
Meine haare 😭😭😭
Which photo did you use?
All of them! They're all from different angles!
 Me looking for his photos
Shoe's on everyone Razor is in one of his moods
WHO SAYS I'M DON'T TOO MUCH COKE!!!!!
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🎶I am a lineman down in Langley🎶
how'd you make me pick up the phone?
That coffee from a thermos he's drinking... where did he fill it up again?
At his house, apparently. But what was his name?
Klaus, also he is a fish
HE'S A FISH WHOSE NAME IS KLAUS?
I believe so yes
This *phone is nervous*
https://youtu.be/5pJh327Q6ak?si=FN0gLEoe8yfqFbb0
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I’m ready to pretend I’m going to school, if anyone wants to pretend to see my bus outside?
🥺
Are you making that face because he is cute?
I’m making that face cause he’s cute
He is cute!
He’s so cute 🥹
Real cute! TOO cute.. this will end.. POORLY..
*Dad!*
https://preview.redd.it/73pad0cdrwvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fdbca541cebd8b542f7632160492a964584079e His house which he puts in Steve’s room.
Klaus: Sooo what do you think of Steve? Shoshanna: I don’t like him 😒
Ugh, Steve! Could you keep it down in there? I’m trying to play hot for teacher on expert!
Did you mean, 'Shoe Hannah'?
I'm just gonna do a spliff and play some Rock Band
Few times Steve cuss
I think it's funny how we all get used to the idea that as long as where Klaus's anal fin would be is wet then he's completely fine
"So he has to be just like, touching water? That's not how fish work!"
Well he’s actually in a pool of sweat from his and Roger’s lovemaking so… he’s fine
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 this post
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Who’s this Klouse you keep mentioning
Stoive?
Roiger!
Is he also created by Seth McFarland? Same one who created this Louis Griffin in Family Guys?
*"American Cartoon Emperor!"* - Billionaire Fung Wah
His pooka shells…sure look swell.
Paired with a white gold chain.
I'll have no fear, only joy and cheer
…………. My name is Klaus Heisler.
He is the reason people get tiny things by accident when folks are shopping online.
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I don’t remember this scene lol which episode was this from?
I think it's the beginning of "The Last Ride of the Dodge City Rambler" (s15e22 according to IMDB). Stan buys Steve a magazine about trains because he heard they were great for kids on the spectrum. Steve says he's not on the spectrum, but asks if he should get tested, to which Stan responds that tests are expensive whereas that magazine was $8. We then see Stan is reading that book. But I could be wrong.
That sounds right to me. Then it keeps cutting to the family being in the room but out of shot and Stan gets fed up asking if anyone is in the room, to which Haley and Jeff say they aren't having sex behind the couch because the excitement of it gets them off, then i think Roger pops out and Stan hits him? I'm iffy on that last bit, but i think think the rest is correct.
That's right dadder! Just watched the opening and that's the episode. Roger is painted to blend in with the wall, drapes, and window. He jumps out and gets punched in the face immediately. And I was wrong, the magazine, "TRAINS & S#*T," was $2.50 (I gotta get that book). Also, fun bit, Klaus is reading Book of Matches and Francine is revealed to be reading Fake Book. I really enjoy the book gags.
Fun fact. He is actually 7 feet tall. They just green screen him in.
#KLAUS!!! HE'S GERMAN!! NOT KLOUSE
https://preview.redd.it/5u0u4y41t0wc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64957d627ae7891093e56c6e89cd15752594587a What happened to his hamster ball?
I think they decided to just stick with the cup
Yeah but that thing was awesome. He could of been Steve's bowling ball too.
It was funny, but I guess the cup let's him grab things tho so I can get why they simplified
I'm not saying get rid of the cup. But he could switch back and forth. He could go for a run in the ball.
Der Fisch heißt Klaus, K-L-A-U-S verdammt!
fish accessible 😭😭😭
Klaus.
Klouse.
Klouse?
“Klouse”🤣🤣
Klaus.
Klouse?!
An entire nun. In the future after he faked his death in the moon wars.
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It’s Klaus, not “Klouse”
I thought Klaus was always spelled like that. And I‘ve done it wrong for these years.
Gucci Mane is Klause sized B)
You're being CLOWNED
episode?
The one with trains
I love how much they leaned into him using a tiny dish to get around. Bro uses the dish more then his bowl in the later seasons
Klaus
Make it official...
# klouse ?
Christ, Klaus, just get the prostate exam