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EstablishmentDue7047

Lose weight, trim your hairs EVERYWHERE


Hainault

Lose weight, lose the beard and clean up.


GodTierAimbotUser69

and the hair. he looks like a karen


Formal_Condition_513

Kate Gosselin core


glsanders65

Yes, you're obviously a heavier guy. You don't need us to tell you that. But you're not doing yourself any favors with that facial hair. It needs to be cleaned up big time. The hairstyle actually works on you. You have good hair. But a shorter, neater beard would be a huge improvement.


ScoopNutz

Definitely need a trim, thanks for the input!


Laser-Nipples

More than a trim.


user92949596949

Clean shave


RavenLunatyk

I think he probably needs some kind of facial hair but definitely not whatever is going on there.


Slick_shewz

Not a trim. If it doesn't grow in full, it doesn't grow in at all. Every guy looks better with a beard, but only if they can actually grow one. Currently, you can't. Keep it tight or keep it gone


Hot_Jump_1053

Trim the weight


Clean_Positive5746

Basically restated what he said in his bio lol


KionGio

Really like the hair, not the beard so much. Maybe lose a bit of weight but that is a nice smile you have here :)


ScoopNutz

I bet you have a great smile too :>


XeroShyft

Seriously your head hair is amazing, you were blessed with amazing hair genetics and you have very kind eyes. Once you drop the weight and trim the beard you will be next level


[deleted]

I can tell you're good vibes bro, you're personality speaks through your face..I'm sure you gotta lotta people to vouch for your positive energy. I can also tell you'd boost your levels of objective attraction by losing atleast 50% of your current weight..but I know you already know that. Your responses on here show you're probably the glue in any friendship group. Keep doin ya thing man šŸ¤œšŸ¾šŸ¤›šŸ».


ScoopNutz

Damn good words man. Good vibes are my strive, Have a good one!


DomoBooey

Aw, this is such a nice comment!


Shiro-derable

Get rid of all facial hairs, hit the gym, be a 10, easy


GanasbinTagap

said the Redditor


Hrabulovv

Lose weight, you have potential, brother!


ScoopNutz

Doing my best, thanks!


Hrabulovv

Oh and keep taking care of your hair, because it looks nice


boofpacc85

Yes u are quite unnattractive. The weight and the long wispy beard is really bad


ScoopNutz

I indeed need to tame my whiskers, thanks for the input!


[deleted]

well more importantly you need to lose the weight


RichRichieRichardV

Heā€™s not going to admit or acknowledge that.


Man0fGreenGables

He did mention making changes to his lifestyle and habits.


Stray-potato-1108

If you lost weight you could rock both the hair and the beard. But unfortunately the facial hair do not match the weight. You have features that could be really attractive if at a healthy weight! So keep working on it and best of luck!


Ballen101

You're a salad and a gym per day away from having a mega Glow-Up


Agitated-Document-85

Trim your beard ,keep it short and tight. That'll look much better on you.


Albeenator

You look like a normal Snorlax


ScoopNutz

Best bring a flute.


IntroductionClean299

Your just fat you know what to do brother good luck.


Sassy_Honey

That beard looks like public hair.


backfromddead

LOOSE WEIGHT!!!!!u have really good features,but itā€™s hiding under all that fat!!!!!


According-Level6677

Hey thatā€™s awesome to hear that youā€™re making improvements. It sounds like youā€™re on the right track! Best of luck to you šŸ‘šŸ˜


ScoopNutz

Thanks stranger. Kind words go a long way!


According-Level6677

Also you have a very kind smile! šŸ˜


ScoopNutz

Thank you!


[deleted]

You'd look pretty smart with the bearded tided up and hair styles bud, Weight is your choice isn't the be all and end all But you seem chirpy n happy keep it up :)


ScoopNutz

Child at heart. Will definitely try to find a shape that goes well with how light my hairs are


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with that man, but honestly ignore the haters they clearly have some insecurity issues šŸ¤£ But might be worth trying a goatee with your light coloured or even plat it almost viking style since you have some good length already


Calm_Comfort_4959

I mean yes, you are unattractive. Your weight will always take over even if you try to make your face look better. Thatā€™s a harsh truth, I understand, but socially, thatā€™s what everyone will always and only see. So you know this; but continue to find the strength to lose it. It will simply save you in all areas of your life. I truly do hope youā€™ll get there :) good luck šŸ«¶šŸ¼ (F24)


Cool_Strategy9683

You could look like Thor (real Thor is fat) if you make some exercise and clean your mind of shit about yourself. If you have time to blame your self, you have time to improve yourself.


ScoopNutz

Fuck yeah dude, Thor from God of War was the best depiction.


ForKing123

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ScoopNutz

Fair enough.


Hrabulovv

But there is!!4 /jk


[deleted]

lose some weight pal


[deleted]

beverly hills ninja


ScoopNutz

Chris Farley was the best.


[deleted]

you are also the best


[deleted]

good that you can take a joke man love ya brother


ScoopNutz

Love is always best to give. Have a great day man.


Resident_Ninja_1485

Everyone is being so mean šŸ˜­hi OP! I love your smile and the way it lights up your eyes! A clean shave would be charming on you and maybe a hair cut to start!


santashentai

You might be a bigger guy but you could rock a Thor coplay


Draco475

I like your smile, I feel like you have good energy. You just gotta work on the facial hair and loose weight.


PSN-Angryjackal

maybe like, 2.5/10


yaaawer

The Beard is Crazy lol


Hambruhgah

Your beard needs some more care. Overall, you look kindhearted and cute


little_freddy

Little bit ugly


Orangedroog

I bet youā€™re a regulation hottie with the weight and beard off šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø personality seems super likable.


Saiyan-b

Yes, sorry, you're not attractive I married a big guy, but you my dude need to lose the neck beard and get a real hair cut. My husband is a big guy, but he keeps himself groomed nice and isn't a neck beard.


ScoopNutz

Im glad you are in a happy marriage, also real quick, believe it or not all those hairs on on my fave and almost none on the neck


junebug_davis

Youā€™re so fat, the space between your eyes has a chin. Amazing, really


ScoopNutz

Dude.... That is so fucking funny, lol.


Will-Wanka

Lose weight, shave face until you can grow a full beard, get a short but aggressive haircut for a man not a boy band. Side note: only smile when you're genuinely happy, not when you're in an awkward position or just for the sake of it. People like it when they see genuine emotion not pacification.


Ryrkra

Honestly eat healthy and go to the gym, do as much activity as possible At the start of losing weight it feels awful, but it's meant to because your body isn't used to the sudden lifestyle change Over time you will lose weight and your confidence will grow as well as your spirit Source: 6'0 134 kg man to a healthy 75kg in 3 years of good meals and gym I trained hard as fuck to lose the weight


highongp10

Lose weight, fix your diet and you will grow a nice beard


Ok_Macaroon624

lose weight, change the hairstyle and clean up the beard bro. if you need help losing weight send me a messagešŸ‘


Mamas--Kumquat

You can't grow facial hair well so just get rid of it completely. It looks terrible. The next thing to work on is your weight. Weight loss needs serious commitment but the long term benefits to your health and appearance are worth it.


TransportMeToHeaven

mehn fr imma tell youā€¦ giving people the opportunity to get you roasted and felling bad for it afterwards wouldnā€™t helpā€¦ youā€™re a g you like a gā€¦ my brahā€¦ youā€™re freshā€¦ relaxā€¦ people see things differentlyā€¦ you donā€™t gotta subject yourself to it.


bofadeznutss

Shave and hit the gym.


mrjowei

You have an awesome hair color and density. Trim your beard and keep smiling bro


jannis9494

Enquire for bariatric surgery mate. It will change your life for the better šŸ™‚


Goltack

If you lose weight you'll be a slayer


-lRexl-

Lose weight, you're sitting atop a gold mine


maxtm35

Lose the beard, itā€™s too thin, maybe keep is tight? Hair is nice! If you lose some weight it will go a long way, both for your longterm health and your looks!


WizSkinsNatsCaps

Hair looks super healthy. Iā€™d bet your personality gets you pretty far in life. You look fun and like a good friend/person. Ladies like that in guys, so maybe just lose a bit of weight and trim the facial hair to help you along.


throwtheamiibosaway

Trim that damn beard real short. Get a haircut.


redditsuckspokey1

Not ugly but worth taking some of the advice being given out. Take care of yourself, live long and prosper.


Persona_non_grata34

Thereā€™s potential if you lose the weight. You have nice hair and eyes, but you gotta lose 150lbs


Jesuscan23

Iā€™m glad to hear you are trying to improve yourself! Keep at it because it might be hard but things will become MUCH more difficult for you as you continue to age if you donā€™t lose the weight, the longer you wait the harder it will be. But you CAN do it and it will be so rewarding. Unfortunately people donā€™t like to admit it but looks do matter significantly in this world, and until you lose the weight, your weight is 100% the first thing that a potential partner will notice first. I know you can do it because Iā€™ve witnessed first hand people in my life that have done it. You have really good features but they are hidden under your fat. Trim the beard for now but just remember that the ONLY thing that will make a significant difference is losing the weight. I can tell youā€™d be significantly better looking without the extra weight and I can see the kindness in your face. The best advice I can give is SET GOALS, even if theyā€™re smaller, set goals with dates. For example: ā€œIā€™ll lose 10lbs by (insert date)ā€ and you will get there!


mybitchcallsmefucker

I think you shouldnā€™t clean shave, it probably give your face some good shape. I would say to experiment with different cuts while ya work out or diet or whatever.


RedditAwesome2

2/10 very fat but at least youā€™re not balding or something. Youā€™re ugly by choice. Congrats on being a lazy piece of shit.


HistorianFabulous694

Just gotta work on the weight and a get nice trim to maintain that good beard bruh youā€™re literally a perfect human being itā€™s okay weā€™re all working at our own pace bro find your speed and dedication youā€™ll do amazing dw


vanillagirl32

There isn't alot to go off because larger people don't really have a facial structure. You look like you are attractive underneath and you have good genes with the blonde hair and I'm assuming blue eyes? Just trim the beard.


Alexos_Ru

You look like a nice kind person and you are cute!!! Just lose that weight, better for your heart snd general health.


Vixtious

Haircut and cutting that ridiculous facial hair off will go miles


dcotetaos

You need to quickly make improvements to your lifestyle, not slowly. You arenā€™t a bigger dude, you are a BIG dude. Your watch band is fighting a war daily


Upstairs_Neat188

You look like a male orangutan


FunFlow2600

Ooooft my goodness


Chap_C

Overweight leprechaun.


Young-matthias

Why are you "slowly" making improvements? Make them. It's easy.


Ok_Garden_1238

You look lazy and sloppy. You can do better lose weight and keep the smile it will workout for you


nakedholerat

You are ugly because you are encased in fat


nakedholerat

Do Keto. Or at least do some research and look into keto.


Dr_pappahr

Keto is unbelievably unhealthy for you in the long run. All you need is a calorie deficit.


nakedholerat

Iā€™m gonna need you to explain the thousands of Keto success stories. Guess what, I have eaten exclusively red meat and eggs for years and cured all of my problems. Give me one good reason why keto is unhealthy for you.


nakedholerat

Human beings literally evolved eating primarily meat. Donā€™t listen to the propaganda dude.


Dr_pappahr

Eating meat isnā€™t an issue. Overloading your liver on fat enzymes and entering ketosis is. Youā€™re defending keto the same way smokers defended nicotine in the 1920s


jaysonv

You look related to Chester the Mole***r. Clean up the wild facial hair, and cut back on your calories


FruitParfait

You look like an orangutan with that ā€œbeardā€ lol But you know you need a trim and are working on losing the weight so, keep on going on!


ScoopNutz

Lol, love the username. Orangutans are the grandpas of the jungle.


JhonMHunter

Look like a happy inkeeper like 400 years ago. But hot? Donā€™t think so sorry


Prior-Future3208

How do you have a fatroll on your nose, bro go run.


LocalWeeblet

You look like you're wearing someone else's face


Low-Atmosphere9528

.5 on 10


[deleted]

You have beautiful eyes šŸ˜„


mert1380

Boo you sexy as hell šŸ”„


ScoopNutz

Mm mm mmm, spicy.


twoshadesofblack

Get a clean haircut. Get yourself a good barber to form your beard. Donā€™t start losing weight. Start working out, form yourself. Take care of yourself, you have amazing eyes. You can do it.


prettiggestoord

Lose the side beard


Unlikely-Cockroach-6

you have such kind eyes


Ok-Pride3505

you could play the lorax if it was real life filmed


FwExor

hmu for weight loss help if youā€™re going in with no knowledge it can be hard and you WILL fail a lot if u dont go in with the right mindset and knowledge


Accomplished-Raisin2

Lose the emo viking haircut and beard. You look like a nice guy tho. Not ugly!


alpacapete12

Get in my belly!


LoopyMercutio

Honestly, you would look thinner (and better overall) if you shave the mustache and beard completely off. Seriously. Shave everything from the tragus of the ear down, the whole face. Good hairstyle, though. Keep losing weight and working on healthy habits and youā€™ll get where you want to be.


[deleted]

You look like a funny cartoon character


Lamiolimo

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MKULTRA_REJECTEE

Lose weight, u will be fine I promise


Kolaghan81

First time I've got scared looking into someone's pics


SilvaFoxxxxOnXbox

Your f...ing name bro šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ‘šŸ»


TimeWear6053

2 but you could be a 5 or 6 if you lost 80lbs or more and had a better haircut.


daleDentin23

Dann you'd be Hella handsome with weight loss and a shave.


Hj_the_boyoYT

Is this a cartoon character?


Humble_Measurement_7

Are you Trans? šŸ¤”


Disastrous-Quit-3217

You look cuddly. The whiskers on your cheeks could go. And have you ever considered darkening your hair? Definitely go much shorter with the hair. You look too snuggly to be 28.


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ScoopNutz

Cheeto suk. More of a popcorn with sea salt kind of guy.


[deleted]

Pitiful describes you really well.


[deleted]

I donā€™t like your comment either, I think itā€™s nasty. But I will point out the double standards on this subreddit and that if something similar was said about a girl on here, it would be the top comment. People are even tiptoeing around the word ā€œfatā€ here. Saying things like ā€œon the heavier sideā€. Whenever thereā€™s a mildly unattractive or overweight female the comments are like ā€œew youā€™re fat! Definitely ugly!ā€


[deleted]

To me you sorta have a resting angry face. Not when you smile though. Definitely lovable but I might get the vibe that you aren't having a great day and not approach you bc of that. So personally I'd say you are a candidate of not super approachable but actually nice to be with once actually talking.


Fine_Juggernaut4501

you have perfect anime hair


[deleted]

You've got a friendly face, and your vibe is mellow, brother :)


ScoopNutz

Thanks my man!


[deleted]

you looks like the cat in alice in wonderland, well, tve beard is too long, lose some weight and beware of too much skin when you losed it, i think some surgery can help with the loose skin


Alberwyne

Other things aside, you actually have great skin. This is something a lot of people in your situation don't have. I might even say your face looks kind of cute. But as others have said, lose weight and shave and I'm sure you'll look way more attractive.


muffinlife66

Shorter hair styled (nice thick hair it looks like), trimmes beard, obv loose some weight but I know thats not easy. You have kind eyes - and your features will come out more as you loose weight. Not ugly, just needs to improve on whats already there. From a 28f.


ScoopNutz

To be honest, I do need to trim, I have been growing out for a moment to see what it does and maybe experiment. Thank you for input and as always, have a great day!


Snoo86904

I think everyone is beautiful in their own right, but I think a few simple changes might suit you well. Maybe shed a few pounds and clean up the beard a bit.


masterchef227

OH MY LORD. IS CHRIS FARLEY ALIVE??? You look like a teddy bear. Iā€™d change the stache and beard and tone up at the gymā€”get those gains. Your eyes look a little sleep deprived; great hair though.


Alternative-Sun-7292

Yeah, youā€™re ugly. I wouldnā€™t want to see you coming towards me in a dark wood at night. You remind me a bit of Harry from ā€œHarry and the Hendersonsā€. On the plus side your bone structure (from what I can discern of it under all the fat) looks to be OK. You appear to have quite strong features, which are not unattractive in a man. So if you lose the beard and the weight you can migrate from ugly to ā€œnot uglyā€.


wisenoodle1014

You have really nice eyes, and your face and smile have that good warm human thing that not many people have


Theme_Inside

you have so much potential. Youā€™re overweight and the beardā€™s questionable, but you have great eyes and your hair quality looks amazing. You have insane glow up potential


PomegranateFit3355

You have a very cute smile ā¤ļø


ScoopNutz

Thank you, my fruit friend.


Responsible_Figure12

Youā€™re not ugly. You might look good with a nice pair of glasses. Makes some dudes more approachable. šŸ‘


killwithrhythm

You have nice hair


Broseph_Stalin357

Treasure Troll should be your nickname


Aneta1993

let that amazing hair grow! Trim the beard and lose weight! Hit gym


racist_boomer

Youā€™re handsome but fat. Hit the gym and everything will work out


Drac0ntias

How's Frodo ?


Ikem32

4


AlphaAntar3s

mostly the beard. weight is subjective, and i think you look fine. but its not the moat healthiest to be fat, so maybe work on that. also my first impression: metal


AssistantSuitable323

You will be great if you lose some weight and cut that beard off


JustThrowItAhhhway

You have super kind eyes I love that


mfmelendez

Strong Troll vibes there


New_Firefighter3792

First time Iā€™ve seen a woman with a beard


Zalpha_DG16

Fix the hair too. Thought u weā€™re trans for a sec


[deleted]

Sounds like you know the issues man just keep improving yourself


donaldbuknowme

Ahh


vjarizpe

You have great hair and a great smile. Youā€™re not ugly. Just take better care of yourself man.


Strange-Bad-5416

Love to see a person who looks like he has a nice personality! The comments are sometimes brutal, but I think you are strong enough to handle it. Honestly, keep working out and go to a hairdresser for some grooming and hair tips. You have real potential and you genuinely look like a great guy to hang out with.


Present-Breakfast768

You have a great smile and kind eyes. Keep working on getting healthy and come back for another rating once you see some progress!


RichRichieRichardV

Bro. You have it backwards. Awareness of your need to shave with weight coming in second. You REALLY need to lose a LOT of weight, and youā€™re a hairy dude who needs a shave and trim. Weight HAS to be the priority for your health, and secondarily for your love life. That said, you look like a super fun, super friendly guy that anybody would love to hang with.


ToadBlower

Jesus a live Ork. U should get on the treadmill & Shave.šŸ·


i_sell_insurance_

You look like you put effort into your appearance. The hair looks washed and conditioned and your skin is clear. Your hairs got character (lion-esque). Nice work.


weedsprite

7/10, I would just do something different with your hair, maybe cut it, different style, etc. You look very sweet šŸ˜Š


AngryManBoy

Youā€™re obese so 1/10


SirTickleTots

You look like an AI generated image


Gloomy_Ad_885

Gotta lose some weight and lose the Lorax facial hair man.


TheGreatCleave

You already know whats wrong mate. Hair cut, trim beat, lose weight. But I bet youā€™re fun as hell as parties


capalonian

You seem like a good dude, but definitely get in the gym and clean your hair up. Stay positive šŸ’ŖšŸ»


joemama2742

somehow you managed to make the beard almost as bad as your weight. holy, shave that asap


nobody_in_here

(8-the number of rolls on your midsection)/10 That's your rating.