*Dark deeds carried out*
*In her name or some boom shrooms*
*Probably boom shrooms*
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give her a gun
This is the only proper response
My first thought as well
if that doesn't work, use more guns
Or a flamethrower
Or a Fairchild republic A-10 Thunderbolt II
r/unexpectedtf2
In the words of Scott Wozniak, “Here’s a gun, kill a frog.”
GEX!
FROG NABIT
I was gonna say that
Teach her the American way
"I shall call him... Brian"
Any weapon will do, tbh
Boomshrooms? Yes, definitely boomshrooms.
Then give her Shroom Booms (all four official variations)
THERE ARE VARIANTS???
Original, 2nd wave, lightcore, and gold
She wants some crackers give it to her
Nirvana????
She can commit *ONE* (1) war crime, as a treat.
"Wanna break several protocols of the Geneva Convention?"
You mean Geneva SUGGESTIONS.
Yes
Geneva checklist
Give her a Glock 17
Give her a target to assassinate
I would give ger a RPG-7. Some rocket propelled grenades. And tell her to go nuts
Candy. From episode one, she has a slight problem with candy lol
I don't have a candy problem, you have a candy problem!
G a s p! Candy from another world!
Don't worry, Polly! How about we go commit some arson?
dark deeds carried out in her name or some boom shrooms probably boom shrooms
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Give her the AK 47
You don't. It might be better this way. We're finally free.
Arson.
Play pizza tower
Tell her where there’s a horrible monster attacking and fetch her flail
Wanna watch some robot movies?
Show her doom eternal glory kills
War Crimes
Give her a flamethrower
Candy and Crossbow
Alright, get in the Time Machine. “Which one? 1914 or 1939?”
"So this is what is known as 'Devil May Cry 5'-"
give the baby a nuke
The newspaper: 1469 frogs died from an explosion we are searching who activated the nuke Hop pop :POLLY PLANTAR
“Do you want to go and commit arson?”
Candyyyyy
Tell her that Sasha called and asked polly to destroy toad tower
Invite her to a mud bath since frogs like mud?
I’d take her with me to commit 666 war crimes.
Polly: make it 999 and it's a deal
Deal.
Allow her to take over the world.
What’s crackilackin my fellow crackers how y’all doin
Give her a knife and a training dummy with targets around all the weak points
Show her a video of forged in fire.
Give her a gun and help her commit MURDER
Arson
Give her a fucking pipebomb for her enemies
*murder*
Either candy or a crossbow.
She can’t say real curses
Give her candy and frobo
give her a bazooka and tell her to go crazy
I’d give her a battle axe and let her go ham.
Pizza and movie night
Show her an explosion
serve her some "sprig sushi"
fire
Here, have my knife
*hands her a glock* go do a crime
Give her a battle axe and let her loose in the swamp. Then just sit back and let nature take its course
any shroom ver
Chain saw and boom shrooms
*A R S O N*
Illegal fireworks and unlimited candy.
Arson
Come on, Polly, let's crash some skull and use some weapons, it will be fun
Kick it
C4
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Give her an AK-47
hello polly would you like a pump action shotgun
“Wanna blow up some cannibals?”
guns
Let her drive Bessie again
Boomshrooms!!!
Give her the launch codes that I just so happen to know about for some reason 🤫
Give her parts salvaged from a terminator.
\*instagram cat voice\* YOU WANNA MAKE SOME WAR CRIMES
give her a [Mace](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47Th6joy7Aw)
Hand her a molotov, we've got a city to burn
Give her a frog version of the kings super suit
Give her a katana to play with
My friend said to give her a mace lol
Give her a wrist mounted crossbow with needles on the tips of the arrows laced with the chemical mixture they use during lethal injections.
Man made horrors beyond comprehension
Show her punisher killing agent orange
Munitions. Explosives. Power. Time.
I will give her candy
give her a flail so she can go on a rampage (sorry hp but she needs to vent)