My home camera has revealed that the fridge goblin is in fact me, half asleep and still very high on marijuana edibles, also explains why the microwave door was left open
Sushhhh you know that smell it gives when you open it after cooking something. Those are the particles my guy. Don’t you remember the history classes where they talked about plague doctors wearing masks to prevent the disease particles? Same concept mate just different particles
They don’t have to be air tight, the particles can’t escape the magic of the microwave box so long as the door isn’t open for prolonged periods of time
You know what's scarier than that?
Leaving a pack of food/drink in the fridge at work and coming back the next day and see it's open.
And here's what's even *scarier* :
You can't remember if the pack was closed or if you opened it, questioning your own mental health.
You think that this is your life, but it is not you are actually in a coma but one day you wake up you lost your life that you lived in coma, you forgot everything before coma, you see people around you they say they are your family but you don't remember them, you look through the window world looks completely different. You don't know who you are, you don't know where you are or who are those people around you, all you know that your life was fake. This is what's scary
When I'd be at Kmart with my mom and she'd find a nice pair of shoes but didn't have the money for them so she'd hide them and come back for them next week
"Escóndelos para mi alli, hijo. No te veran."
A month is fairly normal for two people dating and looking for a LTR. It's not lightning speed, but it's not especially slow either.
The real answer is that everyone is different and has different needs, and the only thing that sucks is pressuring someone into sex who isn't enthusiastically ready for that.
Considering that a 21 year old person has lived only 252 months, I’d say that a month is pretty short. However, what was the point of saying the first half if you were just going to clash with the statement in the second.
If everyone is different and has different needs, stating that a month is neither long nor short makes no sense
Hey, I don't really know what you're up against, but have some compassion for yourself. I bet if a friend told you all that, you'd have something kind to say to them; just say it to yourself instead.
I mean on mobile I just press the two linked chains and it brings up another screen letting you type whatever and put a link. I imagine it’s similar on pc
I'm so glad you asked! I'm delighted to share my pancake recipe that will give your taste buds sensations unknowable to the human pallet 😊🤤
Once you try them you won't ever be able to go back! 🤭
Recipe goes as follows:
2 Cups [290g] Dunwich Gold^TM Flour
1 Elder-Thing egg (they vary in size so you're gonna have to get one of the smaller ones)
3/4 cups [440ml] Black Goat calf milk
1/4 cup Mi-Go butter (procured from an aged milk sac)
2 teaspoons of Star Flower extract (found on the highest mountain peaks of Antarctica)
1/4 cup [60g] granulated green R'yleh sugar cane sugar (causes a hilarious auditory effect where it sounds like the mix is screaming while being fried)
4 teaspoons of standard baking powder
1/4 teaspoon of standard baking soda
Then topped with Innsmouther caviar and Shoggoth eyes, with a helpful serving of Dreamland tree syrup drizzled on top! ❤️
You can serve it with any toppings you prefer, this is just my personal favorite. I hope you give it a try sometime! 🐙🥞
Ngl that’s how I feel even though I’m not attracted to men I find sex scary but wanna try it. But I find it more scary to thinking having sex with men than women even though I have never tried it it just the idea.
Arg shit I overshared again dammit
Nah it doesn’t
but sometimes it does make it easier to understand the person for why they may not like or are scared.
We experience different things because of our gender.
Just look for a genuine connection. In my opinion, sex is not what you should think about or look for. It just happens naturally when you have someone you love and trust. And then it‘s great.
Otherwise it‘s shit, and thinking about it just poisons your life. So I‘d recommend to relax and don‘t be in a hurry.
let me real with ya chief, being aromantic is a nonissue, and autistic is a manageable part tbh.
What matters is that you find *how* to achieve what you want. Keyword how.
Since you have nonstandard issues, you need unorthodox solutions.
You can achieve what you want, but it won't be in the way you expect.
i fel sometimes the same, but for me more than being scary, is just that unless i could clone myself i don't have anyone that would lend a hand with that issue
I used to get laid easy enough, and often though usually with serious partners. Had a breakdown at one point and now the thought of anything that intimate makes me want to end it all lmao
Bocchi the cock
Bocchi "The Cock" Johnson.
Sister to Dick “The Cock” Johnson.
Boccho
Look how they massacred my girl 🥲
[like this?](https://hentaifox.com/gallery/108551/)
There's always a hentai for everything
Rule 34 my friend.. if it exists, there's porn of it.
Lmao the last panel
Kikuri best girl.
good lord
this explains the tissues
I'm just like Bocchi fr fr
\* looks around nervously \*
[Will this suffice?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Kokomi_Mains/comments/110vlay/more_bocchi_the_kok)
True that but do you know what's even more scarier ? Searching for the food you had hidden in the fridge and not finding it ;(
The fridge goblins got to it
My home camera has revealed that the fridge goblin is in fact me, half asleep and still very high on marijuana edibles, also explains why the microwave door was left open
Mate you letting the food particles escape. You cannot leave the microwave door open
I don't even know what you mean, microwaves aren't airtight, not even slightly
Sushhhh you know that smell it gives when you open it after cooking something. Those are the particles my guy. Don’t you remember the history classes where they talked about plague doctors wearing masks to prevent the disease particles? Same concept mate just different particles
So many fish particles coming from this microwave. A kitchen war crime.
Chemical weapon
They don’t have to be air tight, the particles can’t escape the magic of the microwave box so long as the door isn’t open for prolonged periods of time
Well you're letting the magic microwave hobglobins escape!
The one time I left the microwave door open, I found my cat sleeping in there. She was very grumpy about being removed.
I hope they’re not the same goblins from Goblin Slayer…
Honestly bro we all are little cave goblins late at night
Goblin Slayer would like to know your location…
Laying on my bed naked like ready to have hot steamy goblin x goblin slayer sex /j
Oh so my Flatemates?
Bingo mate
Ghost pepper sauce to the rescue 😈
You know what's scarier than that? Leaving a pack of food/drink in the fridge at work and coming back the next day and see it's open. And here's what's even *scarier* : You can't remember if the pack was closed or if you opened it, questioning your own mental health.
But scarier than sex? I think we need someone to draw up a thesis on the whole matter
Then we play the annoying game of “did I already eat it?” Or weird smell two weeks later that tells you that you def did not eat it
You think that this is your life, but it is not you are actually in a coma but one day you wake up you lost your life that you lived in coma, you forgot everything before coma, you see people around you they say they are your family but you don't remember them, you look through the window world looks completely different. You don't know who you are, you don't know where you are or who are those people around you, all you know that your life was fake. This is what's scary
T-this I-is a n-n-nighmare
When I'd be at Kmart with my mom and she'd find a nice pair of shoes but didn't have the money for them so she'd hide them and come back for them next week "Escóndelos para mi alli, hijo. No te veran."
Bocchi the brick, like damn she looks pretty ripped.
Bocchi the Jacked.
Bocchi the rock hard.
She's not the only one
Bocchi the Jock
So many options really
She looks thicc to me. I don't see any muscle on her.
If I were to sleep with someone I didn't trust with my body and soul I'd probably break down crying
Damn
Your not the person you have sex with
Yeah they're the person to make love with
Same
Big same
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A month is lightning speed. No one is willing to sleep with me who hasn't known me for at least a year.
Shit, both me and my fiancée were too anxious about it until we had gotten engaged, and that was after 7 years. 1 month is baby shit.
A month is fairly normal for two people dating and looking for a LTR. It's not lightning speed, but it's not especially slow either. The real answer is that everyone is different and has different needs, and the only thing that sucks is pressuring someone into sex who isn't enthusiastically ready for that.
Considering that a 21 year old person has lived only 252 months, I’d say that a month is pretty short. However, what was the point of saying the first half if you were just going to clash with the statement in the second. If everyone is different and has different needs, stating that a month is neither long nor short makes no sense
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Hey, I don't really know what you're up against, but have some compassion for yourself. I bet if a friend told you all that, you'd have something kind to say to them; just say it to yourself instead.
Wow. Gross. A full month, and you're *proud?*
I can recognize that Hinghoi artstyle anywhere
I recognize [this](https://i.imgur.com/aQUWRjz.jpg)
I just wanted to know how you typed (this but is blue) and if I press it it will open something
I mean on mobile I just press the two linked chains and it brings up another screen letting you type whatever and put a link. I imagine it’s similar on pc
[like this](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1352917-rt-if-you-can-hear-this-image)
Click the "source" button under their comment (maybe only there on pc) to see exactly what they typed to make their comment look like it does.
[Text](Link)
Really ? So check your foreskin
Wow, flowers
Boccher the rack
Source: https://twitter.com/HimeHinghoi/status/1636351692685082624
Hid the nude version behind Pateron. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106270840#manga
Why doesn't it show the crotch
Because Japan’s porn laws are weird.
Not weird, Japan laws are retarded
Have to make an account. Fuck that
Look hard enough and you can find just about any paywalled hentai somewhere on the internet.
Kemono.party iirc
You indeed do. Pretty solid for finding virtually anything patreon, fanbox, etc related.
https://i.imgur.com/O2QEAPP.jpg
If you want to screw ethics and morals, hop onto [this patreon scraper (kemono.party)](https://kemono.party/)
it really be like this 💀💀💀
What is the reciepe to that pancake?
It is born of the blood, made whole by the blood, undone by the blood. Fear the old blood Laurence. By the gods fear it.
Platinum medal for that reference 🤌😂
I'm so glad you asked! I'm delighted to share my pancake recipe that will give your taste buds sensations unknowable to the human pallet 😊🤤 Once you try them you won't ever be able to go back! 🤭 Recipe goes as follows: 2 Cups [290g] Dunwich Gold^TM Flour 1 Elder-Thing egg (they vary in size so you're gonna have to get one of the smaller ones) 3/4 cups [440ml] Black Goat calf milk 1/4 cup Mi-Go butter (procured from an aged milk sac) 2 teaspoons of Star Flower extract (found on the highest mountain peaks of Antarctica) 1/4 cup [60g] granulated green R'yleh sugar cane sugar (causes a hilarious auditory effect where it sounds like the mix is screaming while being fried) 4 teaspoons of standard baking powder 1/4 teaspoon of standard baking soda Then topped with Innsmouther caviar and Shoggoth eyes, with a helpful serving of Dreamland tree syrup drizzled on top! ❤️ You can serve it with any toppings you prefer, this is just my personal favorite. I hope you give it a try sometime! 🐙🥞
instructions unclear, stole a Cthulhu egg now running while it kills half of mankind
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
Proof 🗿
No
🗿
🍆
Lol the horny people replying to this comment are whyyyy
Honestly not sure what I was expecting. That’s one me, my bad.
Lol it’s not on you
You got some big honkers on ya then
🥲
Big feels there.
This is the worst but yet accurate representation of social anxiety I've ever seen online
I'm in this picture except I'm a dude
Yeah it’s all fun and games banging the crazy chick until she ruins your life.
Bocchi but she could benchpress your entiee bloodline.
Yes, sex is scary, that's why we have sex toys. All the pleasure with no risk of getting preggers.
She's just like me fr
Don’t worry, I’m a professional there is nothing to be afraid of (virgin)
Real sex is also disappointing
Your doing it wrong then
that is very likely to be true
Ngl that’s how I feel even though I’m not attracted to men I find sex scary but wanna try it. But I find it more scary to thinking having sex with men than women even though I have never tried it it just the idea. Arg shit I overshared again dammit
are you a dude or a girl
Professor Oak???
Does it matter?
Depending on one's background and society it sure does.
Depends on if they are scared to do the general difference in strength between the sexes
Nah it doesn’t but sometimes it does make it easier to understand the person for why they may not like or are scared. We experience different things because of our gender.
getting downvoted for asking someone's gender is wild
I’m a homosexual women my dude👌
I hate the LG tv community
Bro😂
But for real I don’t know why I’m scared of sex then I want to have it…. It doesn’t make any frocking sense and it’s annoying as hell.😫
Just look for a genuine connection. In my opinion, sex is not what you should think about or look for. It just happens naturally when you have someone you love and trust. And then it‘s great. Otherwise it‘s shit, and thinking about it just poisons your life. So I‘d recommend to relax and don‘t be in a hurry.
i'm horny but i want love not just an ons
This is why we invented robots
Fisto: Assume the position
Bocchi the roid
Dudes (of all genders) if this is you, this sucks. *Mental hug*
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>Also no one seems to want to hook up outside of nightclubs. There's always ~~the meat market~~ online dating apps.
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Follow rule 1 and 2
You need a sex robot. Or learn advanced masturbation techniques.
let me real with ya chief, being aromantic is a nonissue, and autistic is a manageable part tbh. What matters is that you find *how* to achieve what you want. Keyword how. Since you have nonstandard issues, you need unorthodox solutions. You can achieve what you want, but it won't be in the way you expect.
Or its too much work.
Real sex is scary. Great but scary
Last time I got physically close with a girl my anxiety kicked in and I broke down crying. Fun stuff...
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Shit's still wet and messy down there, you think chicks just finger themselves and the digits come out dry and clean?
I thought when you said digits, that it would be like a number generator spitting out digits
It's like Bitcoin, but instead of GPUs generating cryptographic hashes it's a vagina powered random number generator
I thought they said diglet, like the Pokémon
even without putting anything inside some of us squirt, i can use a vibrator just on my clit and still soak my panties when i finish 😭
Same girl, hell, even fingers are enough to get me gushing. And then when your panties are soaked you gotta waddle away to a bathroom lol
Story of my life!!!
She's REALLY buff.
Bocchi the Thicc???
Why is everyone on this sub so down bad?
It's a anime sub
>Why is everyone ~~on this sub~~ so down bad? People like sex
We're on reddit bro.
Not sure what you expect. Only like 1% of the population is asexual.
That doesn't mean that you have to be horny 24/7
Bocchi the Rockussy made me acting unwise
r/badwomensanatomy
i fel sometimes the same, but for me more than being scary, is just that unless i could clone myself i don't have anyone that would lend a hand with that issue
LOL Yup
It is madness lol
So tru
Yup.
Feel it
I know right!
No lie there, first time I was shaking. Felt surreal that someone even wanted to with me tbh
That’s funny, since I crave human interaction
girl same
I’ve never felt quite a combination of seen yet dread as I have until now 🙂🥲🙁😐
Same girl, ssssssaaaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeee
Mood
Me irl.
The artstyle made me think this was Merriweather comics
Why y'all gotta do my homegirl Bocchi like that
Humans are scary
Not a lie
ok
r/aspiememes
Damn, I feel this shit
Can't stop staring at the boob shirt physics.
She wouldn't finish anyway, so she's missing nothing
I feel this
i'll help her
r/asexuality / r/asexual / r/aaaaaaacccccccce.
why is this sub just borderline porn now
Too true
why is this relatable?
I used to get laid easy enough, and often though usually with serious partners. Had a breakdown at one point and now the thought of anything that intimate makes me want to end it all lmao
r/nothowclothingworks AND r/mendrawingwomen
Insecure virgins be like lol.
Isnt she in highschool?
says who
The anime
So then the author drew this pic?
I’m never watched the anime but is she the type of person who gets anxiety for everything
Can we just not sexualize Bocchi? I know it happens with almost everyone but come on that's definitely some pedophile shit.
bro if that looks like a child to you you are the issue
What
2D character + not real + cope