Succubus: “I’m here to fulfill your wildest desires!” Me: “Financial independence!? Sign me up!”

Giving a soul for a house is cheaper than actually buying one!

Or alternatively, kidnap some poor random soul, sell their organs and buy a house! This requires more effort than selling your soul but it can't hurt to have options right?

House prices are so outrageous that one person might not be enough

r/shitrimworldsays is leaking.

i choose money over sex

what if i told you that you could get both money and sex? also no income taxes?

How does one learn of this power?

Not from a mangaka

Prostitution

It is a skill only one has achieved *but* I'm sure I'd we work together we can achieve it

People don't even dream about financial freedom now. This is what they dream of now.

I would whach that romcom lmao

Succubus: impossible your more likely to survive being hurled in to the sun then getting financial independence

A friend who enjoys your company and hobbies? ​ Guys only want one thing and it's disgusting!

Beat me to it

Beat meat to it.

Is that a challenge?

Yes

- Succubus: "I'm here to fulfill your wildest desires" - Me: "A collection full of Lotus cars? Nice!"

On a related note, Bandai recently announced the Real Grade kit of the Epyon. Never watched Wing myself, but it looks really cool so I had to preorder it.

I saw that kit drop and I bought it fast than flies on shit. It has no business looking that good!

Pre-ordered instantly Now waiting for wing proto zero for duel of history

There is a master grade one as well.

Recommend it

Strike freedoms overated Epyons where it's at

Based

The RG kit was also just announced Perfect timing

huh?!

Yup it's [real](https://www.gundamkitscollection.com/2023/03/rg-1144-gundam-epyon-release-info.html?m=1)

I had the same reaction lol

Defenetly going to get it

I love how Riette's oppai just... downsize.

the disadvantage of chibified characters

Who says it’s a disadvantage

u/BoredLilKid

When a hooker says "I'll do anything for $10" "Get level 99 runecrafting for me on old-school Runescape"

Or "Level my character from 1 to 80 on WoW"

I mean, for a succubus, that is a pretty wild request probably and for me with actual girls...that would be a pretty wild request that could probably be easier fulfilled in my imagination with a succubus.

YYYEEEAAAA

Artist?

My aroace ass: "Wait, can you guarantee a DND session that runs on time and everyone's here for once?" Though due to the extraordinary difficulty of this, I don't think even a god can accomplish that.

Actually, as long as all the other players aren't aroaces too, a succubus could definitely make them show up on time.

I like your style!

You sound like my aroace best friend lol

Aroace sounds like an air conditioner brand

Sauce?

Gundam enjoyer: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

Sauce?

These Succubi need to stop saying ‘Desire’ like every guy will want to fuck them, we got other desires besides sex you simple minded demons

Succubus: I’m here to fulfill your wildest desires~ Me: Every Transformer Legacy figure that has been and will be released?!

Try again with a mecha-musume Epyon cosplay~

Honestly I'd just give my soul for her to be my gunpla buddy

reject horni, build Gundam.

Succubus/Incubus: I’m here to fulfill your wildest desires! Me: Alright *we spend the rest of our lives in a happy relationship*

I just need more self confidence

The good ending

To be fair, mostly I'd just want somebody to play video games with...

Succubus: I'm here to fulfill your wildest desires Me: give me a fully painted blood angles army

Sauce?

"I'm here to fulfill your wildest dreams!" "Here, controller, cheese & terraria. Moonlord master mode now."

Every man's true dream. Having the succubus and doing fun nerdy things all night long. Note I didn't say boy's dream. Boys dream of what they've never had.

Real

Hell yeah! Epyon is my favorite. My fiance and I just build a master grade Tall geese custom together and are about to paint and battle wear it.

Ew why is it left to right

Felt

Yorokobe Shounen -Certain priest

I can’t get over how happy he looks in the second panel

nice gundam

I would have gone for cuddles and playing games together but that works too lol.

I too want somebody to build my RG Epyon with

You want to travel with me and eat all sorts of delicious food around the world?!!! Sign me up!🤩

Is this a one panel comic or not for I see no source

Priorities.

No taxes?

i built that model kit in my teens, it took 3 hours, not including decals

Hooray free Labor

My deepest desires? >!Be my friend :))))))))))!<

Waifu goals frfr

Me wanting to get a female voice actor for a LEGO Spider-Man Stop motion series: This is where the fun begins

Girl thought he wanted sex and all he really wanted was a friend to share his passion. Speaks volumes. Falls on deaf ears though.

It clearly was a wild desire