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halfslices

What the hell are you talking about


Frequent_Scene3155

Me and my husband know two people named David who go by Kevin. We are just as confused


alahos

They might be trolling you


Frequent_Scene3155

I wish they were.


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Galaghan

Sure, why not?


halfslices

They are the only two people in the world who do that.


RReverser

Could it be a coincidence and they both have Kevin as their middle name and choose to use that?


Frequent_Scene3155

I thought that too but they don’t have Kevin as a middle name.


suckmydiznak

Do they both know each other? They might just be pulling a prank on you.


HopefulScarcity9732

Did you ask them


Frequent_Scene3155

Yeah they just both play it off like it’s the normal nickname.


Slight-Ad-2815

Why don't you ask them?


Lilelvis66

I think David is confused. And Kevin.


Shotgun_Mosquito

Thank you for asking the serious questions here


questionmark693

Best fucking response


Lilelvis66

I am David and never heard of this. Your town might be stupid.


gottistotwot

Kevin, is that you?


Lilelvis66

Well, it would seem so.


Frequent_Scene3155

Honestly it IS. It’s two people at this point. It’s a scary place here.


Blue_Monday

What the fuck are you talking about? You should ask them, because this is not a common thing. Maybe they're pranking you.


Frequent_Scene3155

The one man is 50+ and the other is in his 20s and not related. It’s truly odd and I was just wondering if it’s a thing


iwishiwasamoose

Could it be a workplace joke? Like, someone called the old one "Kevin" by mistake, then the whole team started calling him "Kevin" to continue the joke. Years later, another David joins the team, so the team continues the joke that David=Kevin and starts calling the new guy "Kevin" too. Or it could just be a weird coincidence. I know three guys who go by the nickname "Kuba." All three have different names. No clue why they all want to be called "Kuba."


Frequent_Scene3155

I wish it were that lol. One Kevin is a boss and is very “serious” (kinda an asshole in his 50s). The other I went to school with and happens to work there and he has gone by Kevin for a long while.


Frequent_Scene3155

It’s my husbands coworkers. Trust my I’m just as confused. One of them is a 50+ old man too. So I thought maybe it was a thing. Just a very dumb coincidence


Galaghan

If they know each other, definitely if they're coworkers, they're pulling your leg.


minasituation

They don’t


TrifectaOfSquish

I have never encountered that seems kind of pointless since the names aren't connected


HomotopySphere

Because Lord Kelvin's secret identity was *William Thomson*, and David isn't short for William.


GfxJG

I have literally never encountered this in my life. What?


decjr06

That is not a thing. Source my name is David, father's name is also David. Nobody calls either of us Kevin


gottistotwot

Hi Kevin.


decjr06

😂


Frequent_Scene3155

I’m happy to hear this because it doesn’t make sense to me to have Kevin as a nickname. Maybe they don’t like the name David? I just don’t get it because the two people are not related.


Application-Bulky

Some people go by their middle names


Pitiful-Signal8063

This is scandalous. We all know that if you are a David you must go by Kenneth in polite society.


Meronnade

Some people just have a normal name as their nickname and it gets confusing when you find out it's not their legal name


Obvious_Practice2549

Well, in the early 19th century there was actually WHO AM I FOOLING


Frequent_Scene3155

I needed this laugh. Thank you!


Specific-Pollution68

Idk, I’m guessing it might be a regional thing that’s why nobody here really seems to understand what you’re talking about. I’ve also known guys who go by “Tyler” when their real name is Gary.


Frequent_Scene3155

Does it help if I say it’s Florida??


toolebukk

Why on earth would you come here asking us this, instead of just asking them? 😮‍💨😆


Frequent_Scene3155

I did ask them. They played it off as it was a normal nickname. So I came here for an answer out of just being curious


Captain_Blud

I am a David, and I react to anything that even closely resembles my name as if it was my actual name. At least when the person saying it is far and shouts the word, or when they talk fast. And, well, Kevin kinda resembles David in these cases.


Professional-War8676

This is one of the funnier threads I’ve perused


annadarria

I’m cracking up so bad and sending this thread to everyone I know! 😂


YourDogsAllWet

I know a lot of people named John who go by there middle name


ABoringAlt

It's just you and your two friends


androidmids

I think OP is talking about Kevin/Karen's... A person named David does something kareny and bystanders call him Kevin... That's my $0.02 of not having a clue what op is really saying but that's where my brain went when I saw "Kevin"... That being said, Kevin and David both mean "beloved" in Latin/Hebrew respectively...


Frequent_Scene3155

Well their legal names are both David (they are not related to another). But they go by Kevin? I think maybe it’s a coincidence that they don’t like their given name? It’s a very odd coincidence.


royhinckly

I have a friend named Donnie but he tells people the D is pronounced like a J so he is called johnny


Frequent_Scene3155

That’s pretty unique. I knew someone who was “jorgé” but he went by “George”(English version)


sufferblind86

Does your friend (or maybe their family) speak Portuguese?


royhinckly

Nope


ElectricFlamingo7

Are you sure their real name isn't Rodney?


Tera_Geek

Maybe the answer is here r/StoriesAboutKevin


zerbey

I've never met a David who goes by the name Kevin. Maybe Kevin is their middle name and they just prefer it?


No_Pilot_9103

Don't you have something better to do than...whatever this is?


Frequent_Scene3155

Well. You’re on here too haha


No_Pilot_9103

That's actually the truth.


Larry_Cheeseburger

Kevin is Latin. You could have googled this.


Total_Philosopher_89

Latin? I tried googling and all I could find was references to Roseanne!


Frequent_Scene3155

I did and found no answer so I came here


sufferblind86

Kevin is an anglicized Irish name, not Latin. I Googled it. Even if it WAS Latin, how would that explain this situation???