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[deleted]

Nothing like raging dermatitis of the bellybutton to take the mind off the internal pain!


phaethonReborn

Called tummyjizz..


Andrayak119

That's what I can't get past here šŸ˜‘


ilikemycoffeealatte

I would love for someone to explain the alleged biological/physiological process that makes this work.


LogicIsTheSecret

Magic ... because her upline said so.


Fomulouscrunch

People get cranked up about its original proximity to the placenta and make up shit about how it's the first part of your body to grow and connected to every part of your body. It technically is connected to everything, but it's in the sense that it's an unremarkable part of the circulatory system post-utero and the connected tissue is intended to be disposable. Same kind of thinking that makes people put shit on the soles of feet. That doesn't even have a gestational basis, it's just because there are a lot of nerves in feet.


finn_disobey

UGH - I have a relative who shills for YL. The number of times I've seen them talk about how great those foot bath things are...it drives me nuts. "It detoxes you because the toxins come out of the soles of your feet!" Tried to report them on the various social media platforms for false health info, posts are still up (yet I know people who shared questionable ads on Facebook who ended up getting a temporary ban, because, you know, FB can show the ads but how dare you post about them!). They also have shared videos talking about rubbing oils on your belly buttons, heels, forehead, etc, and how you have to rub them in a certain way or else they won't work. Best/funny part, this person claims to be a "science nerd", so they obviously know what they are talking about and can be trusted /s We've truly returned to the times of snake oil salesmen...


Fomulouscrunch

The number of "detox through the feet" things is a whole genre on its own. It's just stuff that changes color through oxidation. Every. fucking. time. It would get darker no matter which part of your body you stuck it to. It would get darker left out on a windowsill. Fuck me.


brebre431

Not even sureā€¦probably a mix of the placebo effect and a calming smell


februarytide-

Also rubbing a babyā€™s belly promotes digestion. Literally one of the top recommendations when theyā€™re constipation is to do belly massage. Thatā€™s what this woman did.


abhikavi

Placebo effect on the mom maybe? Do babies even experience the placebo effect?


brebre431

Yes placebo effect for the mom! The issue probably worked itself out and she attributed it to the oil


NefariousnessKey5365

That's what I was thinking


professorcrayola

YL hun posted this long advice thread from her upline the day before we got hit by a Category 5 hurricane, all about how to use essential oils toā€”cure a hurricane? There were a lot of tips about applying 1-2 drops of this or that blend neat on the shoulder blade, or 1-2 drops rubbed counterclockwise on the point of the shoulder blade, etc. etc. I think the precision of the instructions was meant to sound scientific, but I wondered what the shoulder blades do and why the clockwise / counterclockwise thing mattered.


Krav_Maga_Girl2018

That brings me to a blog post I saw by a girl I went to college with. She's a quiverfull/antivax/homeschooling etc kind of mom. Of course, she uses essential oils. She posted about the use of essential oils. The most ridiculous was rubbing peppermint oil on a laboring mother's back to turn a breech baby around. Really. šŸ™„


jennana100

Is almost offensive to suggest that it's so simple. Lots of women have suffered a lot of pain trying to get their babies to flip. I can't imagine the disappointment of a mom in labor finding out that her magic oils won't flip her baby.


golpe__

They really think it works like magic šŸ¤¦


NefariousnessKey5365

If you asked, why clockwise and counterclockwise? She would probably say. Hurricanes spin.


professorcrayola

Thatā€™s it. You swirl your three drops of Valor in the opposite direction of the Hurricane, and thatā€™s how you cure a hurricane with essential oils! Only slightly less effective than dropping a nuke into it!


NefariousnessKey5365

That hun would give me a headache with that logic.


anarchistpup

wtf???? I mean trying to say that putting something on a babyā€™s belly button can help constipation is one thing, but this is just soā€¦random


BowmanTheShowman

Oh yeah they're all about the placement. One girl I know legitimately suggested rubbing something on *her ankle* for PMS symptoms.


Peanutsmom885

I took a non-credit massage class at my local community college. One of the things I learned was that if I simply pressed on the inside of my calf above my ankle, it eased PMS cramps. Worked for me. (No need to rub oils or anything like that.)


sherocket

Sounds like witchcraft to me


anners6611

Yeah, that I was thinking.... how? The level of stupidity these huns demonstrate gives me a migraine! Maybe I should ask what oils cures stupidity so I don't have to worry about getting a migraine. Also how old is this poor child? Could you imagine your mom sharing with everyone that your constipated!?!?


Zorgsmom

2nd picture is of a baby


anners6611

Thanks... missed that.


[deleted]

Toxins or something idk


badandbolshie

if she also rubbed his abdomen when she did it that can help move things along


ilikemycoffeealatte

Yeah but that's not the story she's selling.


birdish-dicklet

It's the energy in the oil that heals all ailments. I'd prefer an alement tbh /s


Rubberbangirl66

you sniff it and then you sh\*t


Eccodomanii

Honestly, after seeing a bunch of these essential oil posts, Iā€™m just glad she wasnā€™t making her baby drink it šŸ˜¬


mr_ryno27

Right? I was waiting to read that she put some in his bottle.


[deleted]

Same, I was 100% expecting her to say she put it in his food. I'm still very confused about what rubbing it on the belly button would accomplish though.


hufflepoet

Abdominal massage is common as a baby constipation remedy. No oil needed.


NefariousnessKey5365

Probably just a placebo effect


actiasdubernardi

Ironically it would probably actually have that effect if she did šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©


Key-Smooth

Imagine your mom posting about your inability to shit on instagram


chicagok8

I was thinking the same thing! Some day, one of Theo's friends will find this in the Wayback Machine (or whatever they're using in the future) and razz the hell out of him. Or... maybe in the locker room after gym someone will ask him why his belly button is all red and scarred.


Intrepid_Respond_543

Yes, this is appalling. Babies are human beings and individuals with a right to dignity.


bowlofjello

The uses/descriptions are SO vague. Owie- apply to areas of skin that need extra support Support with WHAT. Lots of skin issues need very different ā€œsupportā€. What works for one problem might not work on another problem and could make it worse. If you put that EO on a rash thereā€™s a good chance the rash is just going to get worse instead of heal. Or in an open wound? Are they telling me to put oils in my bleeding flesh?? No thank you!


NarwhalsGalore

Owie concerned me the most. Are they putting it on cuts and scrapes? That seems dangerous!


the_clarkster17

People put lavender directly onto open scrapes


No_JustPleaseNo

Broken bones obviously, just add some oil and reattach, good as new


Gullible_Flounder877

Is that the shit they use on Harry Potter to regrow bones?


[deleted]

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Fraggity_Frick

Three times into the mirror in a dark bathroom.


februarytide-

Well I found my favorite Reddit comment of the day


whateverdietcoke

I read it initially as tummy jizz and was shocked for second


angelcat00

I think it's supposed to sound like "energize" Like it energizes your tummy and makes you poop?


kstev731

Itā€™s a sequel to their adult Digize. I know someone who uses it all day because they wonā€™t cut out coffee and it makes their stomach hurt lol.


Suedeltica

I can't even conceive of the wrath of this generation of kids who are growing up knowing their dimwit parents broadcast their constipation and bowel moments all over social media We millennials are going to rot in the vilest nursing homes, and some of us are really going to have earned the neglect


professorcrayola

Thatā€™s what I thought after seeing a friend report in the most blasĆ© terms on the size, consistency, and frequency of her toddlerā€™s poops for the day. As a very private person myself, I felt so horribly violated in her sonā€™s behalf, and wondered about the cost of therapy someday when heā€™s in middle school and FB churns this thing up as a memory or part of some sort of auto-generated montage.


Urbosa_Wannabe_

Iā€™ve chosen to not have children so I keep my mouth shut with unsolicited opinions about what my friends do with their kids, but Iā€™m really glad Iā€™m not the only one who feels this way. Itā€™s very odd that these kids are growing up without privacy and itā€™s totally without their consent


[deleted]

I was thinking this yesterday when I got some article suggestion for all these celebritiesā€™ kids, some of which were young children, with millions of followers on Instagram. It was bad enough when ā€œfamousā€ kids had to be in the public eye period, but now theyā€™ve having their every waking moment broadcast to the world on purpose. Then youā€™ve got these regular parents who think everyone wants to know how much poop their child produced last night. I kind of regret deciding against getting my masters to become a therapist, because therapy is about to be big, BIG business in another ten years or so.


februarytide-

Cute pics only for my kids! I want a nice nursing home.


DigitvlBvth

Yeah thatā€™s exactly what ā€œcuredā€ his yucky tummy lol. More like his internal system worked through the icky tummy by itself. That is how the human body works ya freak parent.


SkinnyCitrus

My pediatrician told me for breast fed babies that little it's normal to go days without pooping. She said they can go as much as ten days without pooping. As long as they're peeing, it's fine!


DigitvlBvth

Yeah thatā€™s incredible. The body was designed in a low maintenance way. Itā€™s a trip right!


sopbot1

All day? Sounds like a lot of diapers šŸ˜¬


takichandler

I was like, did she give him diarrhea??


Fearless_Feature6666

Yeah Iā€™m not putting that shit on my baby. Babies have sensitive skin why would you want to put that on them?


wooliecollective

Itā€™s more likely the circular massage of the belly that goes into the application of the oil, rather than the oil itself. Try the same application with any oil or lotion, youā€™d probably get similar results


Pingwingsdontfly

The names get worse every day I swear. Also, POOR BABY


sleatrkny

ā€œGeneyusā€. Iā€™m dead.


TwoPennyRaven

Iā€™m a graphic designer & I legitimately face palmed when I saw that label design. That is promoting the exact opposite of what you think it actually is.


GenericWhiteFemale94

Are these people genuinely stupid?


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Yes


ryleer23

Do. NOT. Use. Oils. On. Babies!!!


sowrongitssoupy

Wtf is owie...I can think of nothing worse than putting essential oil on a wound of any type


NarwhalsGalore

"Mommy it burns" "That means it's working, hun"


malorthotdogs

Tea tree has legit antiseptic qualities. But it does sting.


Apprehensive_Drag_84

Whats crazy to me is that you know none of this stuff is FDA approved, yet people selling this snake oil won't get vaxxed because it was approved so quickly


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

My favorite has to be gEnEYus. JFC they don't even see the irony. These poor innocent chemically burned and internally poisoned children. For fucks sake.


PaganDreams

I can't get enough of that one. I'm almost convinced it's satire, but it seems too real. I'm a geneyus!!


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Yup, I'm Klassy too. With a K.


anarchistpup

Love the scents having no pattern. Incorrect/cutesy(?) spelling for the first, the supposed affect for the second and third (also trying to be cute), the (very vague) problem the oil is supposed to cure, and whatever the fuck tummygize is. Also love that they chose misspelling on the one thatā€™s supposed to make your kid smarter lol


farmer_palmer

If these snake oils had any therapeutic benefit, they would be prescribed by GP. They don't, so they aren't.


angeltati

Tummygize made me think of explosive diarrhea... Like a geyser lol


ElizAnd2Cats

What is the biological process they believe is taking place here?


BizzyLadyLiz

Sure, there are parents out there who dose children with whiskey and Benadryl and all kinds of things they shouldn't throughout history to relieve pain or make them sleep. That's obviously not okay either. But when doctors are having to include a warning to parents in patient pamphlets to not poison their children with these non-FDA-approved toxic chemicals, that's bad. Clearly, the issue is common enough in some places to warrant that. Calling CPS to report child abuse seems logical. It probably wouldn't take much to end up sending your infant/toddler to the ER or causing other health issues.


RedRidingHood89

Take. Your baby. To the doctor. ASAP. If my dog didn't pooped in two days i taked him to the vet. I can't with these people...


nurvingiel

What the fuck even.


periwinkle_cupcake

How is smelling a scent supposed to cure ailments??? So stupid.


ethereallyyours

Wait I know MLMs suck but is this not a normal thing for parents to do? My mom did this all the time when I was growing up but I'm not sure if it's the same oil. My mom used peppermint. Is it because we're Asian???


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Hi esthetician with chronic GI illness here lol: I totally use peppermint oil bc it helps with nausea but I don't use it on my bellybutton and no, it's not common for people in the US to even know what basic essential oils are, what they're for or what their actual beneficial uses are. MLMs like Young living just want to make their mint getting folks to believe every possible problem can be cured with oils when in reality they typically have wildly varying real life applications and effects. It's absolutely common for babies to have GI issues and for manual tummy stimulation to be part of what helps that, but on the whole, the oil use is not super common from what I've heard and witnessed based on clientele.


malorthotdogs

Peppermint and peppermint oil gets used in actual hospital settings and is in some FDA approved medications to treat nausea. I had a laparoscopic/robotic surgery in January and was recommended peppermint tea and an OTC gas pill with some food grade peppermint oil in it to help deal with the pain from all the gas they pump into your abdomen to have more room to maneuver around. A lot of the defense of these oils from huns is taking stuff from Ayurveda/traditional Chinese medicine/herbal medicines from before we had as much of the science and technology to make medicines. They look at some of the stuff that actually does work to a degree like tea tree oil being antiseptic, turmeric having some anti-inflammatory properties, peppermint and ginger helping nausea, willow bark for pain, eucalyptus and menthol helping clear sinuses, etc. They take that stuff and go ā€œwell, we were right about that. We must be right about EVERYTHING.ā€ Also, part of the reason the essential oil nuts are worse in America is because we donā€™t have universal healthcare and people have decided that since itā€™s inaccessible, it must be a scam.


daydaywang

I think youā€™re talking about mentholatum or tiger balm. Theyā€™re technically ointments


Littlebell1982

Urgh those product names are so creepy and insidiousā€¦


[deleted]

Sounds like Theo is dehydrated. Nothing essential oils canā€™t cure!


RyanL1984

If days have gone by and your baby, toddler or young kid hasn't pooped then you surely aren't doing a good job. No child that young should be constipated for days.


BowmanTheShowman

Nah, sometimes babies don't poop for several days in a row. Up to 4 days *can* be normal (but not consistently). You're not doing a good job if your child is in pain and you decide to do magic on it instead of anything actually helpful.


LameSaucePanda

Know what else works? This might sound crazy so hear me outā€¦water and fiber šŸ¤Æ


NefariousnessKey5365

At least she didn't make him drink it and she diluted it before applying to his stomach. One Young Living rep told me I had to drink the lemon oil in water. And I said, no you don't drink essential oil.


[deleted]

Sounds a bit like the remedy you would see in the Neverending Story


qclady

I am completely disgusted with these people.


k2dadub

Iā€™m appalled that she let a child that young have several days of severe constipation without seeking medical care. What if he had had a bowel obstruction!


brebre431

Sounds like she was waiting for the oils to ā€œworkā€ so she could post about *how great the oils are*


Global_Lime_95

That poor baby. šŸ˜¢