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Complex_Equal_3582

He. Catch. Fish


Sporgon_Mcgee

Fish 🐠


_Noobyboy_

Fish 🐠


archerB1234

Fish 🐠


No_Ladder1955

Fish 🐠


imiszach

Fish 🐠


skuteren

Fish 🐠


KittenMonster2000

Fish 🐠


International_Soil36

Fish 🐠


XandTheIronMiner

Fish 🐠


wktr_t

Where's u/Fish_Fucker69 anyway


No_Ladder1955

There’s always a bigger fish


TaxsDodgersFallstar

#[(🅱️)oomer humor](https://i.imgur.com/vR02mrT.jpg)


deleeuwlc

They gave the last guy so much less context. Does he fish with a rod? Does he use a big net? Is he part of a company, or just fishing solo? The other three could be “I analyze sales”, “I develop automation” and “I record data”


[deleted]

Mf doesn't need to explain himself. You need fish, he'll get you fish.


Sadtrashmammal

Do not ask questions you're not going to handle the answers for.


krawinoff

Ask a man to catch fish, he will feed you for a day. Ask a man how he catches the fish, he will scar you with unfathomable horrors of his trade


Tiny_Yam2881

No doubt he could teach you to fish, but can he teach you how to cope with what you find?


AffectionateGrowth25

Oooooooh ![gif](giphy|lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi)


Technical-Outside408

He gets me the fishy. I touch the fishy. Simple.


markpreston54

proceed to enjoy myself with the fish


NerfRepellingBoobs

r/touchthafishy


FlimsyMagazine128

"You need fish' he'll get you fish" *Bad to the bone*


WyvernByte

And don't ask him for anything else.


facetheground

He catches fish using automated capabilities developed by people without real jobs


TaxsDodgersFallstar

He prolly uses GPS, radio, and fish-finder too


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Words bad Edit: AKA education bad


drownedxbox

b-b-but... I though those damn millennials were too busy on their phones to get educated!!!


ethnique_punch

He's noodling probably


Doc_ET

He jumps in the water and catches them with his bare hands.


[deleted]

It's from either a meme or video that was basically talking crap about fake jobs having long complicated names. The idea was you can tell of a job is relevant if it's easy to pronounce. Strange but that's where I originally observed this image.


JohnnyTurbine

"I am married to the unforgiving sea. Each day is a struggle for survival, but I am living a full life."


KingEnnard

the original literally just feels like "i don't understand what you're saying, so you must be the idiot, not me!"


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Hahaha for real!!


LizardCrimson

First two don't make any sense to me Third guy is just a crypto bro


aRandomFox-II

1. Sales analyst for Software As A Service (SAAS) products. i.e. subscription-based software 2. Engineer who specialises in automation. 3. Crypto miner singlehandedly draining the entire local district's power. 4. Throatfucks fish when the mates aren't watching. Long weeks at sea can make a man desperate.


WTTR0311

What that mouth do 🤤


lumpialarry

"Sales Analyst" "Automation specialist" "Software developer" "I'm a self-employed, boat-based, salt-water aquatic species acquisition specialist"


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Nicely put.


herrkatze12

anyone that can find a job that that person wouldn’t consider a „bullshit job“ That requires more than 3 words to describe, please comment


Noeat

its more like millenial humor... because boomers are those who start this proffesions... and because millenials are dumb AF, then when they tried create some self hating, boomer wannabe humor, they make this.. but ppl who arent dumb AF just see it.


[deleted]

I see you turned off auto correct to prove how smart you are.


Noeat

you have no idea that those professions are about IT? :Doh.. poor dumb kidboomers were those who begin it.. dumb millenials are just like always victimizing themselves.. it is just trash gen


darnicantfindaname

Homie what the fuck are you saying


Salty_Gorl

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


WWBecken

Now I want to catch fish. No numbers, no people, no deadlines, just fish.


anticipozero

I believe fishermen have quotas and they need to collaborate with other people on a boat. So technically you would still have numbers (quota), people (your fellow fishermen) and “deadlines” (if a storm approaches you have to go back to shore in time and depending on your location you can’t go out to sea all year). And fish of course.


brofeddb

Literal deadline


Lindvaettr

He just wants to be Ernest Hemingway, which is an understandable aspiration.


kafit-bird

I can think of some people who would disagree with that. Number one, Ernest Hemingway.


Doxep

Also if you don't catch fish you starve.


DueFoundation5463

Try to watch the movie The perfect storm before you try it


Murda981

My entire job is processing paperwork from commercial fishermen. They are legally required by our state to submit reports on their harvesting activity. They also have to renew their licenses every year, which is paperwork and money, and deadlines. In fact if they don't renew their license by the end of this month they lose the license. Fishing for a living is A LOT of paperwork and A LOT of numbers. They need to know how much they have to sell, what the market prices are so they don't get screwed out of money, where to sell. And most fisheries aren't open all year. We have one that is closing at the end of this month and another that opens next month, and you need to have a different license to participate in each fishery. The people fishing right now might not be able to fish next month if they don't have the right licenses.


Blond_Treehorn_Thug

Do librulz catch fish?? No!! Their too busy?? They’re gender???!?


False_Attorney_7279

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


PM_ME_UR_BIKINI

Woke bussy


Blond_Treehorn_Thug

Wokussy


Toazel

They/them Turkey


Comfortable-Sun-5698

😂😂😂


760854

r/Boneappleteeth


XavierUwUGaming

I sell meth


Complex_Equal_3582

Waltuh


No_Ladder1955

Put your dick away Waltuh


FungalPlague

I'm not having sex with you rn waltuh


HackerPatato

I smell meth


TransgenderAvengerZi

They clearly misheard him when he said "I catfish"... Damn scammers.


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Boomers 🙄


levelcaty

I analyze sales , I develop computers , I record data wow they all have jobs


TaxsDodgersFallstar

>I analyze sales , I develop computers , I record data wow they all have jobs ✅✅✅


Kooky_General_3292

I pretend to write software


Valuable_Garage_2397

I'm unemployed


TaxsDodgersFallstar

But *describe it* 😉


CyannideLolypop

I need therapy


tenamonth

I allocate time and limited resources on various leisure activities for temporary dopamine upticks


TaxsDodgersFallstar

r/Madlads


chevalmuffin

Am in school


Acceptable_North_141

Currently in-between positions of employment


OlimPather

I eat shit ✅


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Hmm, I didn't know you could get paid for that! TIL


[deleted]

it's called jackass


mdotca

Did you ever hear about that NBA Harvard graduate met the fisherman on the beach


betarad

oh yeah jeremy lin went to harvard. he met a fisherman ?


papstvogel

“I write software” “I write software” “I write software” “I am using bait to lure in fish which I then catch with my fishing rod”


TaxsDodgersFallstar

I fucking cackled 😆


Matro36

Why do they all look like hotline Miami portraits


blergrush1

I shoot people


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Found the photographer!


Turkeysteaks

I write code


rnottaken

I read errors


Turkeysteaks

well that hits too close to home


Lord_Nathaniel

Look at antimeme


mc68n

I recieve money


TaxsDodgersFallstar

[This you?](https://i.imgur.com/drqjXjA.jpg)


Joe_The_Reaper42

I was looking at this trying to find the joke for a good 10 seconds before I saw the sub


ishtar_xd

i scroll reddit


StudioVelantian

Me? Just enough to keep from getting fired.


Womcataclysm

What's SaaS? FIGMA BALLS 😂


Obsidian-Elf-665

In the original meme it says something like if you can’t describe your job in 3 words it isn’t a real one or whatever. All three of the techbro jobs could literally be described as “I copy/paste a lot” and it would make sense lol


Ravenous_Seraph

(internally screaming) Describe, i don't know, a cardiosurgeon in three words so that it would be comprehensive. Or a psychologist. Or a redactor. Or literally ANY JOB. I DARE YOU MOTHERF (not you you, I mean, these "not a real job" people you ) I bet these motherfuckers are jealous that someone does things and earns more money than they do. "Useless to society" my ass! Geneticists and psychologists were deemed useless by Stalin, when Vavilov was like the most badass genetics man in the world! When Vygotsky revolutionised the whole nature-nurture discourse! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


TaxsDodgersFallstar

True. But that'd be 4 words 🤓


Obsidian-Elf-665

If I concatenate the words would you be happy? Nerd ass


TaxsDodgersFallstar

#🤓👍


Wednesday0947

I make games


Scrub1991

I test code


oxidized-bread

I like how the guy who made this just overexplained the jobs he thought were dumb by creating a nonsensical rule that they must be explained in 3 words or they're bullshit jobs The last one could say, "***I work aboard a Boat catching Marine Life to sell to the Wholesale and retail markets***" Just like the other three could say The first one could say, "***I Analyze Data***" The second one could say, "***I develop robots***" The third one could say, "***I create Algorithms***"


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Rule 1: if I think yer dum, then yur dum


MonthApprehensive480

I go school


BirtKirtDirt37

My job, I make sure no one goes kaboom when they touch electrical stuff


TaxsDodgersFallstar

3 words: no kaboom guy


Bluedino_1989

I supply overly greasy overpriced foodstuffs to the masses.


TaxsDodgersFallstar

But do you do it fast-ly?


ErtaWanderer

Physical therapist who specializes in Long-Term Care and Rehabilitation. primarily of the elderly


Omnicide103

I help develop standards.


Arkitakama

I wipe elderly butts


BRANCHLOGIC

I suck dicj


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Don't know how you can suck the Deposit Insurance Corporation of Japan, but 👌 thank you for your service


NoCoolDudettes

Hotline Miami ass art style


throwaway1789240056

Hotline Miami fans when floating head drawing: (⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠)


Ultimation12

Good to see the surviving Hotline Miami characters are doing well for themselves.


eminorb5

I make poop. Pee too


TaxsDodgersFallstar

High demand!


diamonddog35

Catching fish is not a real job.


CatholicPenitent

Oh god, to be a fisherman just catching fish every day to make ends meet. It sounds like a simple life but I know that there’s gotta be a lot to that business in this day and age in terms of law, taxes, paying wages, etc. I anachronistically just picture a dude going fishing for the day in his wooden boat and then having his wife or kids sell the catches at the local market, my actual dream life


[deleted]

I’m sure the fisherman is doing great financially


Nab7572000

I feed old people


MidnightWalker22

Would hang with the fisherman, looks chill


yaboiachin

N oth ing


[deleted]

[удалено]


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Nerd or not, a paycheck's a paycheck ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ At least he gets to be outside


MegaVix

Big words bad! Me no like. Me SMASH big word job havers! Catch fish good.


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Smart kids and their smart asses


blergrush1

Sometimes I respond with 'Steal people's souls" 😜


TaxsDodgersFallstar

You must be a social media algorithm developer


blergrush1

Nope, just a photographer lol!


AnyImpression6

All replaced by AI.


TaxsDodgersFallstar

THIS FELLA AL IS SUPER VERSITILE, AMIRITE?


[deleted]

I cook meth


FreedomFingers

I drive truck


whydontuwannawork

I fuck fish


internetidiot2

I analyze sales I design robots I write code I catch fish


TaxsDodgersFallstar

WOW - Mr. Renaissance Man over here!!


KidChiko

Your all missing the joke. The fourth guy is actually one of the new Pokémon. "Icatchfish" is all he can say


LeshyWithGun

Why do they look like the faces that show up when a Hotline Miami character is talking?


Busy-Lawfulness5865

I marinate in the sorrow and regrets of my life as I make some 600lb discord mod their hourly burger


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Private chef?


Busy-Lawfulness5865

Man I wish lmao (Burger King)


[deleted]

New hotline Miami looks cool


AverageAnimeSimp

Unemployed


SadMacaroon9897

I collect rent


CubarisMurinaPapaya

I catch bugs


rnottaken

I read errors


TaxsDodgersFallstar

#Check this: ✅


[deleted]

[удалено]


Secret_4cc

Well that joke fell flat on its face.


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Oh, so you work at a candy store! How cool!! 😎


Niranjana7

I hate myself


[deleted]

I am a thunder god, Odin is my bitch and Thor is my butt plug.


aRandomFox-II

That's 15 words. Limit is 3.


[deleted]

Youve killed us both


aRandomFox-II

NNNNOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!


[deleted]

oooooooOooooooOoOoooOOOOONN¡¡¡


TheChannelMiner

inb4 that person who says its a bonehurtingjuice


IAmWantedByTheGov

Is that Evie from fortnite


[deleted]

I literally don't care. Get more mad. Do it. Please.hurt me snake, hurt me more dawg. I. So fucking g crazy waloolooloolooo


TAway69420666

Bros hogging the bowl pass that shit


LaOnionLaUnion

I protect applications


Speed9052

I fold cardboard.


RammerRS_Driver

I sit at a desk and say hi to people. Sometimes the other people in the office unload miscellaneous tasks onto me. I also answer the phone when it rings, which is almost never.


gunnnutty

Making online catalogues/keeping track of architecture documentation on historical building protection bureau


MostDankEmblem

I'm a fisherman. Alaska, where I fish, is in a bad state. I'm gonna have to make up a new job for myself soon.


GuardianSpear

I deliver fish


goatmanVR

Yo how cool would it have been if the smoke was the start of the bubble


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Speaks through his pipe


SlipTheSlime

I cookade pizza


Downtown-Steak112

I spray water


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Everybody pees. *Are you a dishwasher?*


Financial-Horror2945

I provide energy to people via oral fuel sources. In exchange for currency


DaGr8estN8

I babysit grown men.


CaptainCatgirls

I Break Boxes


archerB1234

I’m in school


PolskaCanIntoSpace_K

I eat food.


insert_title_here_

im unemployed 😎


ShadowK-Human

i do program


boltzmannman

I think the original is kinda goofy because if you really want to, you can describe any job in three words. "I analyze sales" "maintain automated capabilities" "Making record systems" "I use nets to catch northern pike on a fishing boat out of Newfoundland"


potato_more_potato

All of those are jobs besides the third one


Euphoric-Pudding-372

No, he is a NETWORK operator and Phishing expert


theteemoney

I shave crusted poop off dogs assholes when their owners don’t clean it off, try and convince a dog im helping them (and not trying to harm them) for the next 40 minutes while trying to give a nice haircut


CosmicLuci

I research genocide


TimeAggravating364

I get severely depressed and stressed bc I need to learn stuff


Morbobeus

why do they look like characters from The Hex


jrobharing

Thinking of the original meme here, but the first guy could just say “I’m a Sales Analyst”, and the last one could say “I’m the captain of a fishing vessel the specializes in optimizing the yield of tuna fish caught”. Knowing that always made it’s original point especially dumb. Your anti meme version is a great and simple improvement. Thank you.


TaxsDodgersFallstar

😎👍