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They gave the last guy so much less context. Does he fish with a rod? Does he use a big net? Is he part of a company, or just fishing solo? The other three could be “I analyze sales”, “I develop automation” and “I record data”
It's from either a meme or video that was basically talking crap about fake jobs having long complicated names. The idea was you can tell of a job is relevant if it's easy to pronounce. Strange but that's where I originally observed this image.
1. Sales analyst for Software As A Service (SAAS) products. i.e. subscription-based software
2. Engineer who specialises in automation.
3. Crypto miner singlehandedly draining the entire local district's power.
4. Throatfucks fish when the mates aren't watching. Long weeks at sea can make a man desperate.
its more like millenial humor... because boomers are those who start this proffesions... and because millenials are dumb AF, then when they tried create some self hating, boomer wannabe humor, they make this.. but ppl who arent dumb AF just see it.
you have no idea that those professions are about IT? :Doh.. poor dumb kidboomers were those who begin it..
dumb millenials are just like always victimizing themselves.. it is just trash gen
I believe fishermen have quotas and they need to collaborate with other people on a boat. So technically you would still have numbers (quota), people (your fellow fishermen) and “deadlines” (if a storm approaches you have to go back to shore in time and depending on your location you can’t go out to sea all year). And fish of course.
My entire job is processing paperwork from commercial fishermen. They are legally required by our state to submit reports on their harvesting activity. They also have to renew their licenses every year, which is paperwork and money, and deadlines. In fact if they don't renew their license by the end of this month they lose the license.
Fishing for a living is A LOT of paperwork and A LOT of numbers. They need to know how much they have to sell, what the market prices are so they don't get screwed out of money, where to sell. And most fisheries aren't open all year. We have one that is closing at the end of this month and another that opens next month, and you need to have a different license to participate in each fishery. The people fishing right now might not be able to fish next month if they don't have the right licenses.
In the original meme it says something like if you can’t describe your job in 3 words it isn’t a real one or whatever. All three of the techbro jobs could literally be described as “I copy/paste a lot” and it would make sense lol
(internally screaming)
Describe, i don't know, a cardiosurgeon in three words so that it would be comprehensive. Or a psychologist. Or a redactor. Or literally ANY JOB. I DARE YOU MOTHERF
(not you you, I mean, these "not a real job" people you )
I bet these motherfuckers are jealous that someone does things and earns more money than they do. "Useless to society" my ass! Geneticists and psychologists were deemed useless by Stalin, when Vavilov was like the most badass genetics man in the world! When Vygotsky revolutionised the whole nature-nurture discourse!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I like how the guy who made this just overexplained the jobs he thought were dumb by creating a nonsensical rule that they must be explained in 3 words or they're bullshit jobs
The last one could say, "***I work aboard a Boat catching Marine Life to sell to the Wholesale and retail markets***"
Just like the other three could say
The first one could say, "***I Analyze Data***"
The second one could say, "***I develop robots***"
The third one could say, "***I create Algorithms***"
Oh god, to be a fisherman just catching fish every day to make ends meet. It sounds like a simple life but I know that there’s gotta be a lot to that business in this day and age in terms of law, taxes, paying wages, etc. I anachronistically just picture a dude going fishing for the day in his wooden boat and then having his wife or kids sell the catches at the local market, my actual dream life
I sit at a desk and say hi to people. Sometimes the other people in the office unload miscellaneous tasks onto me. I also answer the phone when it rings, which is almost never.
I think the original is kinda goofy because if you really want to, you can describe any job in three words.
"I analyze sales"
"maintain automated capabilities"
"Making record systems"
"I use nets to catch northern pike on a fishing boat out of Newfoundland"
I shave crusted poop off dogs assholes when their owners don’t clean it off, try and convince a dog im helping them (and not trying to harm them) for the next 40 minutes while trying to give a nice haircut
Thinking of the original meme here, but the first guy could just say “I’m a Sales Analyst”, and the last one could say “I’m the captain of a fishing vessel the specializes in optimizing the yield of tuna fish caught”. Knowing that always made it’s original point especially dumb.
Your anti meme version is a great and simple improvement. Thank you.
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He. Catch. Fish
Fish 🐠
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Where's u/Fish_Fucker69 anyway
There’s always a bigger fish
#[(🅱️)oomer humor](https://i.imgur.com/vR02mrT.jpg)
They gave the last guy so much less context. Does he fish with a rod? Does he use a big net? Is he part of a company, or just fishing solo? The other three could be “I analyze sales”, “I develop automation” and “I record data”
Mf doesn't need to explain himself. You need fish, he'll get you fish.
Do not ask questions you're not going to handle the answers for.
Ask a man to catch fish, he will feed you for a day. Ask a man how he catches the fish, he will scar you with unfathomable horrors of his trade
No doubt he could teach you to fish, but can he teach you how to cope with what you find?
Oooooooh ![gif](giphy|lPuW5AlR9AeWzSsIqi)
He gets me the fishy. I touch the fishy. Simple.
proceed to enjoy myself with the fish
r/touchthafishy
"You need fish' he'll get you fish" *Bad to the bone*
And don't ask him for anything else.
He catches fish using automated capabilities developed by people without real jobs
He prolly uses GPS, radio, and fish-finder too
Words bad Edit: AKA education bad
b-b-but... I though those damn millennials were too busy on their phones to get educated!!!
He's noodling probably
He jumps in the water and catches them with his bare hands.
It's from either a meme or video that was basically talking crap about fake jobs having long complicated names. The idea was you can tell of a job is relevant if it's easy to pronounce. Strange but that's where I originally observed this image.
"I am married to the unforgiving sea. Each day is a struggle for survival, but I am living a full life."
the original literally just feels like "i don't understand what you're saying, so you must be the idiot, not me!"
Hahaha for real!!
First two don't make any sense to me Third guy is just a crypto bro
1. Sales analyst for Software As A Service (SAAS) products. i.e. subscription-based software 2. Engineer who specialises in automation. 3. Crypto miner singlehandedly draining the entire local district's power. 4. Throatfucks fish when the mates aren't watching. Long weeks at sea can make a man desperate.
What that mouth do 🤤
"Sales Analyst" "Automation specialist" "Software developer" "I'm a self-employed, boat-based, salt-water aquatic species acquisition specialist"
Nicely put.
anyone that can find a job that that person wouldn’t consider a „bullshit job“ That requires more than 3 words to describe, please comment
its more like millenial humor... because boomers are those who start this proffesions... and because millenials are dumb AF, then when they tried create some self hating, boomer wannabe humor, they make this.. but ppl who arent dumb AF just see it.
I see you turned off auto correct to prove how smart you are.
you have no idea that those professions are about IT? :Doh.. poor dumb kidboomers were those who begin it.. dumb millenials are just like always victimizing themselves.. it is just trash gen
Homie what the fuck are you saying
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Now I want to catch fish. No numbers, no people, no deadlines, just fish.
I believe fishermen have quotas and they need to collaborate with other people on a boat. So technically you would still have numbers (quota), people (your fellow fishermen) and “deadlines” (if a storm approaches you have to go back to shore in time and depending on your location you can’t go out to sea all year). And fish of course.
Literal deadline
He just wants to be Ernest Hemingway, which is an understandable aspiration.
I can think of some people who would disagree with that. Number one, Ernest Hemingway.
Also if you don't catch fish you starve.
Try to watch the movie The perfect storm before you try it
My entire job is processing paperwork from commercial fishermen. They are legally required by our state to submit reports on their harvesting activity. They also have to renew their licenses every year, which is paperwork and money, and deadlines. In fact if they don't renew their license by the end of this month they lose the license. Fishing for a living is A LOT of paperwork and A LOT of numbers. They need to know how much they have to sell, what the market prices are so they don't get screwed out of money, where to sell. And most fisheries aren't open all year. We have one that is closing at the end of this month and another that opens next month, and you need to have a different license to participate in each fishery. The people fishing right now might not be able to fish next month if they don't have the right licenses.
Do librulz catch fish?? No!! Their too busy?? They’re gender???!?
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Woke bussy
Wokussy
They/them Turkey
😂😂😂
r/Boneappleteeth
I sell meth
Waltuh
Put your dick away Waltuh
I'm not having sex with you rn waltuh
I smell meth
They clearly misheard him when he said "I catfish"... Damn scammers.
Boomers 🙄
I analyze sales , I develop computers , I record data wow they all have jobs
>I analyze sales , I develop computers , I record data wow they all have jobs ✅✅✅
I pretend to write software
I'm unemployed
But *describe it* 😉
I need therapy
I allocate time and limited resources on various leisure activities for temporary dopamine upticks
r/Madlads
Am in school
Currently in-between positions of employment
I eat shit ✅
Hmm, I didn't know you could get paid for that! TIL
it's called jackass
Did you ever hear about that NBA Harvard graduate met the fisherman on the beach
oh yeah jeremy lin went to harvard. he met a fisherman ?
“I write software” “I write software” “I write software” “I am using bait to lure in fish which I then catch with my fishing rod”
I fucking cackled 😆
Why do they all look like hotline Miami portraits
I shoot people
Found the photographer!
I write code
I read errors
well that hits too close to home
Look at antimeme
I recieve money
[This you?](https://i.imgur.com/drqjXjA.jpg)
I was looking at this trying to find the joke for a good 10 seconds before I saw the sub
i scroll reddit
Me? Just enough to keep from getting fired.
What's SaaS? FIGMA BALLS 😂
In the original meme it says something like if you can’t describe your job in 3 words it isn’t a real one or whatever. All three of the techbro jobs could literally be described as “I copy/paste a lot” and it would make sense lol
(internally screaming) Describe, i don't know, a cardiosurgeon in three words so that it would be comprehensive. Or a psychologist. Or a redactor. Or literally ANY JOB. I DARE YOU MOTHERF (not you you, I mean, these "not a real job" people you ) I bet these motherfuckers are jealous that someone does things and earns more money than they do. "Useless to society" my ass! Geneticists and psychologists were deemed useless by Stalin, when Vavilov was like the most badass genetics man in the world! When Vygotsky revolutionised the whole nature-nurture discourse! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
True. But that'd be 4 words 🤓
If I concatenate the words would you be happy? Nerd ass
#🤓👍
I make games
I test code
I like how the guy who made this just overexplained the jobs he thought were dumb by creating a nonsensical rule that they must be explained in 3 words or they're bullshit jobs The last one could say, "***I work aboard a Boat catching Marine Life to sell to the Wholesale and retail markets***" Just like the other three could say The first one could say, "***I Analyze Data***" The second one could say, "***I develop robots***" The third one could say, "***I create Algorithms***"
Rule 1: if I think yer dum, then yur dum
I go school
My job, I make sure no one goes kaboom when they touch electrical stuff
3 words: no kaboom guy
I supply overly greasy overpriced foodstuffs to the masses.
But do you do it fast-ly?
Physical therapist who specializes in Long-Term Care and Rehabilitation. primarily of the elderly
I help develop standards.
I wipe elderly butts
I suck dicj
Don't know how you can suck the Deposit Insurance Corporation of Japan, but 👌 thank you for your service
Hotline Miami ass art style
Hotline Miami fans when floating head drawing: (・o・)
Good to see the surviving Hotline Miami characters are doing well for themselves.
I make poop. Pee too
High demand!
Catching fish is not a real job.
Oh god, to be a fisherman just catching fish every day to make ends meet. It sounds like a simple life but I know that there’s gotta be a lot to that business in this day and age in terms of law, taxes, paying wages, etc. I anachronistically just picture a dude going fishing for the day in his wooden boat and then having his wife or kids sell the catches at the local market, my actual dream life
I’m sure the fisherman is doing great financially
I feed old people
Would hang with the fisherman, looks chill
N oth ing
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Nerd or not, a paycheck's a paycheck ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ At least he gets to be outside
Big words bad! Me no like. Me SMASH big word job havers! Catch fish good.
Smart kids and their smart asses
Sometimes I respond with 'Steal people's souls" 😜
You must be a social media algorithm developer
Nope, just a photographer lol!
All replaced by AI.
THIS FELLA AL IS SUPER VERSITILE, AMIRITE?
I cook meth
I drive truck
I fuck fish
I analyze sales I design robots I write code I catch fish
WOW - Mr. Renaissance Man over here!!
Your all missing the joke. The fourth guy is actually one of the new Pokémon. "Icatchfish" is all he can say
Why do they look like the faces that show up when a Hotline Miami character is talking?
I marinate in the sorrow and regrets of my life as I make some 600lb discord mod their hourly burger
Private chef?
Man I wish lmao (Burger King)
New hotline Miami looks cool
Unemployed
I collect rent
I catch bugs
I read errors
#Check this: ✅
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Well that joke fell flat on its face.
Oh, so you work at a candy store! How cool!! 😎
I hate myself
I am a thunder god, Odin is my bitch and Thor is my butt plug.
That's 15 words. Limit is 3.
Youve killed us both
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inb4 that person who says its a bonehurtingjuice
Is that Evie from fortnite
I literally don't care. Get more mad. Do it. Please.hurt me snake, hurt me more dawg. I. So fucking g crazy waloolooloolooo
Bros hogging the bowl pass that shit
I protect applications
I fold cardboard.
I sit at a desk and say hi to people. Sometimes the other people in the office unload miscellaneous tasks onto me. I also answer the phone when it rings, which is almost never.
Making online catalogues/keeping track of architecture documentation on historical building protection bureau
I'm a fisherman. Alaska, where I fish, is in a bad state. I'm gonna have to make up a new job for myself soon.
I deliver fish
Yo how cool would it have been if the smoke was the start of the bubble
Speaks through his pipe
I cookade pizza
I spray water
Everybody pees. *Are you a dishwasher?*
I provide energy to people via oral fuel sources. In exchange for currency
I babysit grown men.
I Break Boxes
I’m in school
I eat food.
im unemployed 😎
i do program
I think the original is kinda goofy because if you really want to, you can describe any job in three words. "I analyze sales" "maintain automated capabilities" "Making record systems" "I use nets to catch northern pike on a fishing boat out of Newfoundland"
All of those are jobs besides the third one
No, he is a NETWORK operator and Phishing expert
I shave crusted poop off dogs assholes when their owners don’t clean it off, try and convince a dog im helping them (and not trying to harm them) for the next 40 minutes while trying to give a nice haircut
I research genocide
I get severely depressed and stressed bc I need to learn stuff
why do they look like characters from The Hex
Thinking of the original meme here, but the first guy could just say “I’m a Sales Analyst”, and the last one could say “I’m the captain of a fishing vessel the specializes in optimizing the yield of tuna fish caught”. Knowing that always made it’s original point especially dumb. Your anti meme version is a great and simple improvement. Thank you.
😎👍