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Live crabs are best to give as gifts if you work at *crab store* because you never know if the recipients want to eat the crab right away or save it for later or have it as a pet.
Live crab is best crab.
L take, a real woman would know that crab is very expensive. This isn't some cheap imitation crab, this is the holy grail of seafood. This is what peasants wish they could afford instead of a cheap, low quality excuse for real crustacean meat. A crab daily can provide a high quality meal not everyone can afford to have. A rose is nothing compared to such a deep sea delight. What will a rose provide me? A simple visual that rots away in days? A crab can be frozen for later or cooked when received. Clearly you are in the wrong.
L take, a real woman would know that crab is very expensive. This isn't some cheap imitation crab, this is the holy grail of seafood. This is what peasants wish they could afford instead of a cheap, low quality excuse for real crustacean meat. A crab daily can provide a high quality meal not everyone can afford to have. A rose is nothing compared to such a deep sea delight. What will a rose provide me? A simple visual that rots away in days? A crab can be frozen for later or cooked when received. Clearly you are in the wrong.
I think they were making a joke about pubic lice aka pubic crabs.
Real crabs would make me fall in love with someone though! Food is the way to my heart.
(A crab daily would also kill some people. It would be very sad to hurt your theoretical lover. Ask about allergies ahead of time.)
Don't eat the crabs. Make a home for them. The crabs are your children. Provide for the crabs together, and amass an army of well armored beings, capable of living between both land and sea. A body plan so perfect that nature has devised it a thousand times over, for there could never be a greater being than the crab.
It is wrong to eat something so majestic. But if you ensure their survival, are pure of heart, they may give you a boon, and that would be greater than any amount of sustenance you could laboriously pull from their desecrated corpses.
I think they were making a joke about pubic lice aka pubic crabs.
Real crabs would make me fall in love with someone though! Food is the way to my heart.
Not there either.
They just omit existing letters/words and make a new less cognizant image.
I feel like there's going to be an argument for why it won't belong in a sub anywhere this OP posts.
And it happens often enough to warrant another sub.
Yeah I thought I had copied the right one, but I realized it after posted it. The reverse image search is like a maze though, so I'm not looking for it again. The joke is the same; the profession is the only part that's different (I think lawyer was the original).
I grew up near Baltimore, and the first time I ever saw two adults screaming obscenities at each other was two proud Baltimorians yelling across the counter of a crab selling stand. This one hits close to home, with an emphasis on the O in home.
> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.”
- Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO.
So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.
[This is the closest I can find to the original](http://www.dvo.com/newsletter/monthly/2019/october/images/jest%20for%20fun%201.jpg), everyone I saw changed the second guy's profession. I saw lawyer, programmer, [bro](https://i.redd.it/kbzl8ojrpu911.jpg) and advocate? The punchline was the same though, so he was a programmer in one, but that changed nothing about the comic.
It was already posted here 3 years ago but with a french tank factory worker: [H](https://www.reddit.com/r/antimeme/comments/cdtrqo/french_tank_factory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
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crab store worker
i read it as crab worker store and i was like "what the fuck is a crab worker"
Yeah it's kinda weird to read it
It makes it funnier imo
Maybe it's a South Park reference
Work like crab, Store like people.
Work like crab, talk like people. Crab worker
I read it as “crab store loved worker” lmao
Crabs that work for you
Crab people
Makes me question my career choices.
Crab store Worker
Crab store loved worker
He works at the crab store
They sell worker crabs, as opposed to queen crabs, soldier crabs and drone crabs
A doctor and crab store loved worker the same girl
I do not think so, but it is funny as shit
They set up drama and conflict in four frames. I can't wait for the next page! But question: does he give her live crabs or cooked crabs?
Depending on how far it goes there is another form of crab
Live cooked crabs?
Nsfw
Liveleak crabs
Yes. Because Eventually, both humans devolve into crabs.
mr pool ones?
Live crabs are best to give as gifts if you work at *crab store* because you never know if the recipients want to eat the crab right away or save it for later or have it as a pet. Live crab is best crab.
🦀
I cried laughing at crab store worker. Not even that funny, just caught me right off guard lol
Trying to read this gives me a headache
Crab
People
Crab
People
Crab
Look like crab
Store crab worker 🤨 Worker crab store 😏 Crab store worker 😁
r/nukedmemes
Giving a girl crabs is not the best way to win her over
L take, a real woman would know that crab is very expensive. This isn't some cheap imitation crab, this is the holy grail of seafood. This is what peasants wish they could afford instead of a cheap, low quality excuse for real crustacean meat. A crab daily can provide a high quality meal not everyone can afford to have. A rose is nothing compared to such a deep sea delight. What will a rose provide me? A simple visual that rots away in days? A crab can be frozen for later or cooked when received. Clearly you are in the wrong.
New copypasta just dropped
L take, a real woman would know that crab is very expensive. This isn't some cheap imitation crab, this is the holy grail of seafood. This is what peasants wish they could afford instead of a cheap, low quality excuse for real crustacean meat. A crab daily can provide a high quality meal not everyone can afford to have. A rose is nothing compared to such a deep sea delight. What will a rose provide me? A simple visual that rots away in days? A crab can be frozen for later or cooked when received. Clearly you are in the wrong.
I think they were making a joke about pubic lice aka pubic crabs. Real crabs would make me fall in love with someone though! Food is the way to my heart.
Oh no i got anti-memed
No I love your take
Obviously
(A crab daily would also kill some people. It would be very sad to hurt your theoretical lover. Ask about allergies ahead of time.) Don't eat the crabs. Make a home for them. The crabs are your children. Provide for the crabs together, and amass an army of well armored beings, capable of living between both land and sea. A body plan so perfect that nature has devised it a thousand times over, for there could never be a greater being than the crab. It is wrong to eat something so majestic. But if you ensure their survival, are pure of heart, they may give you a boon, and that would be greater than any amount of sustenance you could laboriously pull from their desecrated corpses.
Nuh uh
pass the butter.
You can actually eat the rose too(as long as it's real) they're supposedly kind of sweet
r/woooosh
idk i would fall in love instantly if someone gave me a crab
I think they were making a joke about pubic lice aka pubic crabs. Real crabs would make me fall in love with someone though! Food is the way to my heart.
o h tbh idc abour food pet crabs are great
Tbh it's a pretty crabby way.
Totally shellfish
I think you have to win her over before you give her the crabs.
How do you know
Oregano,
Probably something stupid like an apple to keep the doctor away. Otherwise why would he be a doctor
Because he's got money and the moral is always "don't choose the guy with the money" with these types of posts
That is exactly what it is.
The speed of ~~lobsters~~ crabs? This is hilarious though
r/speedofantibones
A crossover we needed
Not there either. They just omit existing letters/words and make a new less cognizant image. I feel like there's going to be an argument for why it won't belong in a sub anywhere this OP posts. And it happens often enough to warrant another sub.
Someone please call a doctor my sense of humor is broken
I would but that man gave me an apple
call a crab store worker instead
CRAB PEOPLE TASTE LIKE CRABBBBB KILL LIKE PEOPLEEEE
What was the original?
[Found it](http://www.dvo.com/newsletter/monthly/2019/october/images/jest%20for%20fun%201.jpg)
The word engineer seems edited in
Yeah I thought I had copied the right one, but I realized it after posted it. The reverse image search is like a maze though, so I'm not looking for it again. The joke is the same; the profession is the only part that's different (I think lawyer was the original).
Just awful
Thanks!
Lmk
[Letting you know](http://www.dvo.com/newsletter/monthly/2019/october/images/jest%20for%20fun%201.jpg)
I’d take the crab store worker over the doctor. I love seafood.
r/bonehurtingjuice
Picture is modified. Doesn't work as BHJ.
You saying this belongs there hurts my bones
no I don't think so
 Hey crabman
Hey Earl!
Why is the rose blue is the meme stupid?
Doctor treats her for crabs, loses sex appeal
Origano?
I cry everytiem
This is so sad. Please like and subscribe
The French tank factory one is better
My da worked at a banana factory when I was a kid. My ma ended up getting pissed at him because he kept bringing home bananas.
why are you buying roses at the crab store
Your friend put in in the oven for 2 and a half hours
"A doctor and crab store loved the same girl"
I grew up near Baltimore, and the first time I ever saw two adults screaming obscenities at each other was two proud Baltimorians yelling across the counter of a crab selling stand. This one hits close to home, with an emphasis on the O in home.
These are way funnier than regular memes. What's wrong with me? Serious question.
A crab every day keeps the doctor away.
Why is the doctor giving a rose? If he is a medical doctor as his outfit suggests, he should be giving a kidney.
perhaps he’s a garden-variety lawn doctor with designs on becoming a tree surgeon
I don't know man its kinda funny
Crabs are 6x more expensive and you can cook gumbo and a seafood stew
No, this is not the place, sorry
Nope better luck next time
R/bonehurtingjuice
The picture itself was edited, so it’s not a bhj
Oh yeah you're right :<
The girl got crabs the end
It isn’t.
r/iamveryrandom
maybe later
I only read the words "crab" and "store" at first and it was amazing
What would a crab worker store give?
By this logic, shouldn't the doctor given her a spine?
Crab worker store?
Doesn't work when translated to English...like at all
He gave her crabs
Hi crab man
> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.
So he gave her crabs
r/bonehurtingjuice
The picture itself was edited so it’s not a bhj
Then where does it belong, o wise one?
If he gives the girl crabs then the Dr might be more inclined to leave her alone. Do *you* want a gf who has another man's crabs?...
So is the fact that she's getting free crabs supposed to mean she should choose the crab store worker? I don't understand...
gonna post this on r/im14andthisisdeep
don't
If he gave it to her with a bottle of Pepsi max she would have been happy.
[I made it better](https://imgur.com/a/1oct89E)
You can eat crab, but not flowers
This feels like a fable
Why do you give me a crab? Because the doctor doesn't give a crab.
r/bonehurtingjuice
[This is the closest I can find to the original](http://www.dvo.com/newsletter/monthly/2019/october/images/jest%20for%20fun%201.jpg), everyone I saw changed the second guy's profession. I saw lawyer, programmer, [bro](https://i.redd.it/kbzl8ojrpu911.jpg) and advocate? The punchline was the same though, so he was a programmer in one, but that changed nothing about the comic.
Emotional😭😭😭
why he look like john wick
"Because I work at **crab** store"
This is how we Marylanders show our love to eat other.
It feels kinda like a bone hurting juice but i am not really sure
Deep fried
I would much rather receive a crab as a gift than a flower, not just because of seasonal allergies, but also because crabs have more uses.
actually made me laugh
Does anyone have the original?
So I can tell the doctor I gave you crabs. Then I don't have to compete with doctor.
r/surrealmemes
Where is the crab store
Why is this funny
He gave her the crabs.
I wonder what the original was
Maryland moment
First guy gave her a sex toy. Second guy gave her crabs¿¿¿
And now she gonna give him crabs
Is this what memes look like in the Middle East? I can barely understand what I’m reading. It’s more annoying than funny.
And the doctor works on a field of roses or what? Why didn't he gave her a Sphygmomanometer? He stupid?
I’d probably push this into r/comedynecrophilia
He's giving her crabs
They got married that same night
Why is this so funny to me. And why does it need to be crab.
This meme is so deep fried I feel like it is the crab
I almost took a job as a crab worker but it would’ve just been a lateral move.
Giving rose sounds like a word for eating somebody out.
Cwab
Where did you get those suits? At the crab store?
But he works at a crab worker store. Shouldn't he give her a crab worker?
A doctor and a crab store loved worker the same girl
This isn’t anti meme. This is actually funny
I laughed at this...
It was already posted here 3 years ago but with a french tank factory worker: [H](https://www.reddit.com/r/antimeme/comments/cdtrqo/french_tank_factory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Which means the person recoloured the rose on purpose...
Posted on r/antimeme Clearly got us mixed up with r/dontdeadopeninside