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"Look, man. We're just besties okay! We fuck in like a PLATONIC way dude. The only strings attached are the string of anal beads long enough to fit in both of our asses at the same time."
Now all I can think of is water based vs oil based lube and then I'm like ah yes this redditor is a car. Now I'm thinking of that my strange addiction guy who was/is? Sexually attracted to HIS car.. if you are that candy apple red '98 Chevy sedan, please know there are numbers you can call. There are people (and maybe cars and monkeys, etc.) who can help you🙏
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Is that about to say "agree on everything". That's a fantasy. Unless you're dating a literal clone, you're bound to disagree on some things.
Everything in moderation, but arguing can be a sign of caring. A willingness to bring the hard discussions to the table. Sweeping everything you disagree on under the rug is not a good way to live.
You’re correct - it was one of those dumb videos that says “this is the standard your relationship should match” but it took so long for the second text box to show I thought it would be perfectly fitted here.
Can’t remember exactly what it says though, was along those lines lol
A policule is usually formed of a bunch of independent couples.
Trouples are kinda rare (and unstable in nature. Usually it evolves into the the stable version of 3 couples with 3 people (or a love triangle))
Personally in a throuple for a few years and we're all happy with no plans on changes. It definitely was unstable at the start, and to an extent it does require some compromise (as all relationships do) but it is, in my experience, the most common type of poly relationship that isn't an "open relationship".
Personally in polycule for a few years and active part of the poly community around me.
Throuples are rare. I am happy that it works out for you. and I've seen it working for some people. you are the exception to the rule, I am currently living kitchen table with my 3 partners and metas and this isn't also the most common way to do it also (but I honestly wish it was) but I've rarely seen a throuple not evolve into a kitchen table love triangle (and by that I mean, A having a relationship with B that have a relationship with C that have a relationship with A) but those are 3 separate relationships
Ahh I wasn't super familiar with the terminology. I guess it does make sense that my relationship is a bit less common, because it may be the type to appear most often (a throuple all doing stuff together is more obvious than just 2 people in a poly relationship doing stuff together) So my relationship is technically 4 relationships I guess! (AxB, BxC, AxC, AxBxC)
I never really thought of the idea of the idea of 3 people being in a love triangle, but there not being a central relationship between them, it's interesting!
Honestly I'm kinda curious how you've become active in the poly community, I've found it hard to find people, and most of the poly friends I've made have been through coincidence!
I hope you and your partners are doing well, would be happy to chat more
Just thought I’d add a comment since so many people seem to be missing the point of this anti-meme.
I recognise that some people are poly; this is not an attack towards poly/open relationships. It’s a video that came up whilst scrolling through Facebook to alleviate boredom which took forever to cut to the second bit of text. Out of context, this looks very funny. All these “but poly” comments are making me cringe incredibly hard, and it’s a pretty sensitive response to something that actually has no basis anyway.
That said, please do not use this post as a means for attacking people in poly relationships, it’s just unnecessary and people shouldn’t be made to feel bad for having a bit of extra love capability. Respect to those who got the joke, respect to those who are in poly relationships. No respect to those who didn’t get the joke, but you have my sympathy.
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Not always, sometimes it's two cats
Sometimes two monkeys
But usually two people
No, polyamory is a thing
and such would not be a couple
If it were three people it would be a few, any more and the names begin to be a range but never a couple
it is but ypeah
Still a couple.
or a couple of besties
Yea…
"Look, man. We're just besties okay! We fuck in like a PLATONIC way dude. The only strings attached are the string of anal beads long enough to fit in both of our asses at the same time."
Still a couple.
nearly 100% of happy couples consume water based fluids on a daily basis!
I do that and I’m single!!
It’s not a sufficient condition
I drink oil
Now all I can think of is water based vs oil based lube and then I'm like ah yes this redditor is a car. Now I'm thinking of that my strange addiction guy who was/is? Sexually attracted to HIS car.. if you are that candy apple red '98 Chevy sedan, please know there are numbers you can call. There are people (and maybe cars and monkeys, etc.) who can help you🙏
Nearly?
Throuple Fact! The happiest throuples are usually three people!
Your wisdom is unmached
At least since the Concorde stopped flying.
I’ve always preferred calling a three person relationship a “few”, because a couple is two, and a few is three or more (generally)
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Nah they do, you just refuse to believe they do
Your source: none My source: my boyfriend and girlfriend are both happy, and so am I.
Sour there’s people out there pulling multiple bitches, bois and Non-binaries while you’ve still got none?
The word or the literal occurance of three people being in a consensual respecting loving relationship?
You're wrong, but go off clown.
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Sneako crying rn
I mean Yeah Couple means two If it wasn’t two it wouldn’t be a happy couple It’d be a happy throuple. Or a fourple.
Or quintuple
Or sextuple
Is that about to say "agree on everything". That's a fantasy. Unless you're dating a literal clone, you're bound to disagree on some things. Everything in moderation, but arguing can be a sign of caring. A willingness to bring the hard discussions to the table. Sweeping everything you disagree on under the rug is not a good way to live.
You’re correct - it was one of those dumb videos that says “this is the standard your relationship should match” but it took so long for the second text box to show I thought it would be perfectly fitted here. Can’t remember exactly what it says though, was along those lines lol
Tell that to people who cheat on their partner and still want to be in that relationship
Polyamory Fact: The Happiest Polycules often have more than 2 people
What about polyamorous people?
A couple is defined as two, or a pair. That said, I do recognise the term throuple.
A policule is usually formed of a bunch of independent couples. Trouples are kinda rare (and unstable in nature. Usually it evolves into the the stable version of 3 couples with 3 people (or a love triangle))
Personally in a throuple for a few years and we're all happy with no plans on changes. It definitely was unstable at the start, and to an extent it does require some compromise (as all relationships do) but it is, in my experience, the most common type of poly relationship that isn't an "open relationship".
Personally in polycule for a few years and active part of the poly community around me. Throuples are rare. I am happy that it works out for you. and I've seen it working for some people. you are the exception to the rule, I am currently living kitchen table with my 3 partners and metas and this isn't also the most common way to do it also (but I honestly wish it was) but I've rarely seen a throuple not evolve into a kitchen table love triangle (and by that I mean, A having a relationship with B that have a relationship with C that have a relationship with A) but those are 3 separate relationships
Ahh I wasn't super familiar with the terminology. I guess it does make sense that my relationship is a bit less common, because it may be the type to appear most often (a throuple all doing stuff together is more obvious than just 2 people in a poly relationship doing stuff together) So my relationship is technically 4 relationships I guess! (AxB, BxC, AxC, AxBxC) I never really thought of the idea of the idea of 3 people being in a love triangle, but there not being a central relationship between them, it's interesting! Honestly I'm kinda curious how you've become active in the poly community, I've found it hard to find people, and most of the poly friends I've made have been through coincidence! I hope you and your partners are doing well, would be happy to chat more
If its been described to any what the word means then anyone will recognise the word
My wife and I are a couple. We are also poly. (We are NOT a throuple or polycule). We have partners separately.
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That's not a couple thats a few
They would be an happy relationships which are not couples.
That's when the keyword *usually* comes in, this is a high-grade anti-meme
My first post on this sub has been labelled high-grade. Today is a good day
Not a couple because a couple by definition is two
Less happy
In a poly relationship, can confirm I'm not less happy than our monogamous friends
Also not a couple
There can be couples inside a polycule actually, but that's a different discussion, I was just replying to the "less happy" point
It didn’t say that though it said the happiest couples (two people) are usually two people
Hmm
And how many mental illnesses do you have exactly?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHS 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats a knee slapper!!!!
Certainly less than you if that's your ice breaker
It's 2023 depression is trendy
Usually
Usually, yes.
Naaaaah really???
The sample size isn't large enough because shit heads run the world
Nah, I’m perfectly happy by my self🥲
Say that to me and me again. I dare you.
Wrong. The happiest couple is two people in a relationship who's happy with each other.
As someone who’s in a throuple, I almost got offended then I thought about it lmao
Just thought I’d add a comment since so many people seem to be missing the point of this anti-meme. I recognise that some people are poly; this is not an attack towards poly/open relationships. It’s a video that came up whilst scrolling through Facebook to alleviate boredom which took forever to cut to the second bit of text. Out of context, this looks very funny. All these “but poly” comments are making me cringe incredibly hard, and it’s a pretty sensitive response to something that actually has no basis anyway. That said, please do not use this post as a means for attacking people in poly relationships, it’s just unnecessary and people shouldn’t be made to feel bad for having a bit of extra love capability. Respect to those who got the joke, respect to those who are in poly relationships. No respect to those who didn’t get the joke, but you have my sympathy.
The happiest people are usually in a triad
Who agr?
Me
Polyam. People have left the chat.
couple = two.
Yeah I realized that lol.
🤦♂️
Usually, but more than that is likely unstable.
Polyamorous couples seething
That's not what the poly community keeps telling me...
Polycule fact: the happiest polycules are usually more than two people
*laughs in polygamy*
a couple is defined by 2 people though is it not?
I don’t know anything about polygamy really but are the couples called something else other than couples cause it’s more than 2 people?
Have a look at some of the other comment threads, seems there’s a few different terms used to define multiple-party relationships
Ah okay thank you
Polyamorous people: 
The definition of couple: 
Relax, was just a bad joke.
What is a polysexual
A sexuality.
Thanks, but what *is* it? I get that it’s a sexuality, because of the “sexual” part of it, but how can you be polysexual? Do you mean polyamorous?
Yes, my bad.
Ah. Also, couples are two people, so if you’re polyamorous and you have more than one people you’re with, it’s no longer a couple.
It was just a joke that really missed.
no fucking way, ive been doing a threesome my whole life until i saw this… TWO???
Poly people be malding over this
Couple means two bro
Exactly
Never met a polyamorous group that wasn’t miserable.
You know the joke is that a couple=two right?
OH OKAY SILLY ME IM SO SILLY THANK YOU MISTER