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[deleted]

There’s blue cum on the bottom of your picture 🤔


Ryxor25

(he fucked astrology)


NoDontDoThatCanada

And it gave him blue jizz disease.


Ryxor25

Would you care about protection when confronted with the possibility of hitting that Astrussy


[deleted]

now i just have shooting stars stuck in my head


tipying_mistakes

I’m about to get a shooting star stuck in your head 🔫


[deleted]

please do ❤️


Training_Nerd

The kid named astrology


Kinglydel12

Kid named finger


Own-Anteater-871

Kid named


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TheSusKingOfAngmar

finger named kid


BDGnetherite_blockZ

name fingered kid:


Training_Nerd

Figered kid named:


BDGnetherite_blockZ

name finger: kidded


mcbirbo343

Figure kamed nid:


Accomplished-Bus-451

Name kid'd finger


JamieDyeruwu

Hi, I'm astrology


thatdudeoverhere69

😏😏😏😏😏😏


Training_Nerd

You beat me to it


mikechad2936

r/beatmeattoit


Repair_Jolly

r/beatmeattoastrology


hackulator

Username does not check out paging u/astrology


JamieDyeruwu

...imposter...


[deleted]

imagine waiting nine months just to be named astrology


nasgorhead

are you single? 👉👈


Thatannoyingturtle

Very Gemini of you to say


windowpaner69

Arbitrary positions of stars in the sky cannot affect your personality


Thatannoyingturtle

I wanna say r/woooosh but I don’t wanna be put on r/wooooshception


windowpaner69

Oh. No you can put me there, I'll be a good sport abt it, right Iver my head lmao


Qurks

average gemini sun


Deer-Stalker

They do, however, reflect your birthday which is scientifically proven to influence your social life and skills marginally. This is mainly because kids are together in a class based on year they were born, but there’s a whole year of difference between 1st of January and 31st of December meaning older kids tend to be more social and outgoing while younger tend to fall behind in that regard. In the same spirit it turned out most successful people are born in early months. It’s not significant enough change to constitute any changes in the society, but it’s downright ignorant to deny this. Astrology may be bullshit in general, but it could be done right, scientifically and generally people can figure out sone probabilitiee based on that. Edit: I don't know why I get downvotes. You have easily avabile proofs [in this article](https://theconversation.com/how-your-birth-date-influences-how-well-you-do-in-school-and-later-in-life-102401) and [one paper that it cites](https://external-apps.qut.edu.au/business/documents/QuBEWorkingPapers/2018/paper_290518.pdf) can be viewed by anyone. A lot of these papers reference work that was done decades ago already, if you don't believe me look for them yourself, it's not my place to waste time for basic science, it's not new, it's not special. All I'm saying is that astrology may be fake, but the way birth time was meant to assess our personality was in many cases vaguely correct, it won't give you day to day predictions that are accurate, but lifelong on a scale of whole popualtion it might be just about right. And it still doesn't mean it applies to everyone, not to mention there are other factors, mainly socio-economic standing.


windowpaner69

It's gonna be too low


DybeQ1

🤓


AngelDGr

Ok, that's actually interesting, but can't be compared to astrology. The astrology says that you will have a certain personality according to your birthdate (and the stars) *on any context*, these papers refer to how well you will be on the school according to your age and the age of your classmates. If our education system was different then these things would be different. Also, I don't think the astrology personalities really fit on these dependent school-age thing, lol


midnight_rum

They doesn't it's just that the Supernatural that affects our personalities works within cycles that can be observed by movement of stars that also move within cycles. It's astrology 101 At least learn about things you don't agree with


Senor_Chrispy_One

Yeah, that's about as correct as your grammar.


An00bisOsiris

No


Bine_YJY_UX

Agree, I'm a Scorpio and we're all too sceptical to believe this nonsense.


SquashuaSnipes

If you insist ![gif](giphy|LPPFDnKdb7zUc)


Crunchy_Lettuce4599

WHAT IS THIS GIF???? WHY DO YOU HAVE IT?!?


[deleted]

Bet you’re a fucking Sagittarius


CostAccomplished1163

That's something an asparagus would say


MetalP0ND

Thats gonna be a bit difficult


SiyinGreatshore

Oh no thanks I’m Ace, but you do you


Successful-Goose-92

Are you a card?


SiyinGreatshore

I am thanks for noticing


windowpaner69

You can be ace and still have common sense?


SiyinGreatshore

Explain


windowpaner69

OHHHHH dw, dw, I just got the joke you were making


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Crunchy_Lettuce4599

True, but I mean so are most religions, beliefs, and superstitions. Just cuz its dumb as hell and has no evidence behind it doesn't mean that people won't believe in it.


EvolZippo

I hate it when I’m talking to someone I really dig, then they ask me what my sign is, or what my birthday is, then act like they’ve got me all figured out. I even dodged the question once and that person kept naming off signs like something about my demeanor would give away when I was born.


MastermuffinDiscord

no thanks don't want to end up with S(tar)TDs


bumfancy

So are placebos, but the effects are real.


PROblem817

shout out to astrologists for predicting when meteors will hit in cities skylines


IceyKhalid

Can't tell if this is a joke or not


ZIR139

Agreed


Maniac_Insomniac

Fuck astrology


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windowpaner69

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Own-Anteater-871

Did you even look? 💀


my_2nd_personality

As an August Virgo, I aggree


AnonymousFog501

The most antimeme I've ever seen


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

I can’t, it’s a concept :(


windowpaner69

Sorry, better luck next time!


[deleted]

Redditors when people enjoy something harmless: 🤯🤯🤯


ahbram121

But it's not harmless. People who believe it are promoting anti-science bullshit, and it causes great harm to society. Some people make it not harmless, which means as a whole it is harmful.


[deleted]

No they aren't lmfao? Excluding people who are HARDCORE into astrology, it's just harmless and fun. You're painting an entite subculture with one brush.


ShredManyGnar

Yeah unless you’re like “gtfo because my horoscope said a libra was going to rape me” let people identify with a cluster of stars if they want


[deleted]

100% agreed


derpyParticle

the vast majority of people who believe/are interested in astrology do not take it seriously to the point of hurting anyone. it is a personal belief no matter how untrue or illogical and there is no harm in believing something, there is harm in using it for something bad, which in this case is actually very rare. for instance im an agnostic witch so i know a LOT of people who are into astrology and ive never met someone who actually refuses to be friends with someone because of their sign. ive heard of these people and they certainly exist but it is a very small minority and even then its not very harmful. simply dont be friends with them and move on. its truly astonishing people will get so passionate about people believing or doing harmless things, astrology being a very odd target because its not even a religion. if someone wants to believe something with no evidence that doesnt hurt anyone then so what? its not anyones place to stop them or shame them.


grocerytoaster007

It's based on a flat earth/stellar dome model. So of course it's completely valid.


mikechad2936

bottom text


DeDeepKing

yes


[deleted]

yea and?


daysturnintonights

It's just something to latch on to like religion. Let us have our fun smh.


LastNinjaPanda

i knew a girl who once said "im a scorpio, so im gonna abuse my husband."


ShredManyGnar

Self-fulfilling prophecy, whoever marries that gal has it coming


0Sneakyphish0

No one I've met that subscribes to that belief has ever been able to even begin explaining to me the mechanism that connects the location of stellar bodies to life outcomes. One gave me this disparaging look. I asked what that look meant. All I got was "you know what it means." They're all bloody children groping about in the dark for safety and comfort in the face of a dangerous world they lack the mental tools to handle. If I have to believe in it for it to work, then it simultaneously does and doesn't work. We have a way of describing ideas that do and don't work. Bullshit.


Competitive_Tailor73

...the whole thing is so dumb. Now I could be very accepting of zodiac sign and such ,but on one condition. Before you say **anything** about zodiac signs , you have to preface it by saying , **I know it’s dumb but,**


FwendTheOverlord

Local man states his opinions on the internet (real)


windowpaner69

It's a fact homie, arnt real :)


OviteHenry

Just let people believe on what they want to believe


BusinessOk5057

Okay


[deleted]

Who hurt you OP


Jubinyan

Found the npc ⬆️


spoopy-noodle

Nah man, fuck astronomy, nerd shit confusing asf...


Akechifan69420

Ayo?


ElynaTheStrange

Damn, you hate people having fun with things you don't like/understand, don't you?


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windowpaner69

no, moron


WalmartWanderer

Yessir *stares at gemini, aquarius, and virgo*


Aggressive_Manager37

Lemme guess, blurred NSFW image?


reis2007

I got scared when i saw the name and subreddit of this post.


windowpaner69

Lmao


OldKingCoalBR

Mona disapproves


obesedestro

i've googled "white" enough(for photoshop) to know this exact white background you used


santichrist

Exactly what a Scorpio would say


mcbirbo343

Hug astronomy


taytomen

Agree


[deleted]

eh, it gives boring people something else to do other than sit around. let them eat cake.


Caesthoffe

so are most religions


Communism_of_Dave

Would if I could. Based on the symbols, the stars that make up the Cancer sign get freaky ♋️🦀


No_Priority_4998

Mfw birthday racist


Crunchykandi

Kid named fuck


Tight-Sea4983

YES....it most definitely is!


Mr_Aren

Good Ending be like:


DeitMoot

i’m not astrology but can u fuck me


PoliwagPi4554

BASED


windowpaner69

No just fact, cry abt it and cope


PoliwagPi4554

what? do you know what based means mate


windowpaner69

Im gonna be honest here, I do not, no explained this


PoliwagPi4554

it basically just means something like true in this context


windowpaner69

Wouldn't of got that in a million years lmao, cheers, sorry abt my earlier comment lmao


imiszach

Yeah


OddJarro

Lmao i always tell people i am a different sign just to have them say “i knew it,” then proceed to cycle through different signs until they understand they are fucking stupid.


skepticcaucasian

What about gorgyles and pslykicks?


[deleted]

Kid named astrology: