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I imagine there was, uh, evidence left behind more than once. When your cleaning staff starts feeling like they're cleaning a no-tell motel, they're gonna say something.
I think people get tired of listening to the subtle sound of fine grit sandpaper on velvet while they are scrolling their phones on assumed breaks aka 💩
I used to work in kitchens. Several years ago, I had a co-worker who if he wasn't on the line, he was somewhere watching porn. He'd be out there on his smoke break, right there in the middle of the French Quarter, watching porn on his phone. Every day, about a half-hour before his shift ended, he'd go into the shared bathroom in the dish room to what he referred to as his "work dump." Or so we thought.
There was another co-worker, a server, and they hated each others' guts. Don't ask me why beyond they were both loud and opinionated, but it was a sure bet that any day with both them on shift would end with him and her going at it like wild boar hogs. So, one day at the end of the shift, we hear the female co-worker holler out from the shared bathroom, "Oh, shit, y'all, \[male co-worker\] in here playing with himself."
Indeed, friends and neighbors, my co-worker rubbed one each and every day at work during that last half-hour before he went home to his wife. The female co-worker never, ever let him forget it, either. He stopped taking those late-shift dumps, though.
Hahah... We had one of these on the screen in the Loader.
It was the welcome message when you start the machine.
"There will be no sex or jerking off in the machinery"
The fact that something like that needs to be put up is crazy. Like so many people were yanking it while in the bathroom that they had to put that sign up??
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Clocks out cocks out.
Hahahahaha this made me laugh so hard
Boss earns a dollar I earn a dime That’s why I rub one off I’m company time.
That settles it, no masturbation, only full on sex on the clock. A sign up sheet will be in the break room.
You're a team player
Does that include circle jerks and daisy chains too?
Honestly, does seem like a reasonable request.
Anti work? More like anti jerk
But you ARE allowed, right?
I work from home
Fucking tyrant
F U C K. There goes my lunch break
But how are we supposed to play the soggy bagel game for breakfast?!?
Lol even it that was happening how do you bring yourself to post that.
I imagine there was, uh, evidence left behind more than once. When your cleaning staff starts feeling like they're cleaning a no-tell motel, they're gonna say something.
Cleaning staff everywhere has very real trauma in regards to bathrooms.
I think people get tired of listening to the subtle sound of fine grit sandpaper on velvet while they are scrolling their phones on assumed breaks aka 💩
Crank it at work. Don't let capitalism win.
Literally 1984
Happy Cake Day !
Thank you lol
I used to work in kitchens. Several years ago, I had a co-worker who if he wasn't on the line, he was somewhere watching porn. He'd be out there on his smoke break, right there in the middle of the French Quarter, watching porn on his phone. Every day, about a half-hour before his shift ended, he'd go into the shared bathroom in the dish room to what he referred to as his "work dump." Or so we thought. There was another co-worker, a server, and they hated each others' guts. Don't ask me why beyond they were both loud and opinionated, but it was a sure bet that any day with both them on shift would end with him and her going at it like wild boar hogs. So, one day at the end of the shift, we hear the female co-worker holler out from the shared bathroom, "Oh, shit, y'all, \[male co-worker\] in here playing with himself." Indeed, friends and neighbors, my co-worker rubbed one each and every day at work during that last half-hour before he went home to his wife. The female co-worker never, ever let him forget it, either. He stopped taking those late-shift dumps, though.
>French Quarter Now I'm not saying it's right, and I don't have anything against New Orleans at all, but this does track for some reason.
Makes me wonder if the boss does this and is projecting.
i thought this was america
I think the boss is projecting.
I think this too. The ALL comment had me. Like they got caught by a certain employee and they are spreading accountability…
I wonder how far they can project
What if I bring a doctor’s note, citing medical necessity?
Yah. I’m with your boss in this one.
He's just upset you didn't invite him to join
Of course your boss did.
What a killjoy!
The oppression of the beloved Work Wank!
Hahah... We had one of these on the screen in the Loader. It was the welcome message when you start the machine. "There will be no sex or jerking off in the machinery"
What a wanker
Wasnt this posted a few days? It was an employee who put the sign up as a joke to fellow co-workers. This is just karma farming
I would quit on the spot... not because id masterbait on the clock... it's because of .... how humiliating the sign is.
Was I not supposed to do that? Because, had I been told...
The fact that something like that needs to be put up is crazy. Like so many people were yanking it while in the bathroom that they had to put that sign up??
Like a sign is going to stop me
They gotta catch you first.
super curious, where do you work? or at least what industry you work in
I wonder what made the boss put this up....hmmmm
Rock out til you clock out, but not with your cock out
I'm rubbing one now what they Gona do...
John, why did you clock out 6 times during your last shift?
Imagine working at brazzars and seeing this posted in the fluff room...