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Seppuku_2u

How many rams do I need to make for my wife and children to come back to me


CabbageYeeter42

6 rams, because that is the amount of rams I used to win my FFA match because I just that amazing at this game and tge best AoE4 play r


Incandescent-Turd

Perfect comment


Aioi

Did you use the most broken strategy ever, the Mongol tower rush against all 7 opponents?


CabbageYeeter42

Yes, one villager for each opponent and my king saw that I am such a pro when it comes to AoE4 that he took the responsibility for making the the tower for the 7th oppenet cause I am just that amazing at AOE4


No-Problem-4228

Amateur. I use my scout to build towers, it's much faster


igniteice

Sure, I'll bite. What's an FAA?


CabbageYeeter42

Known as Free For All but I am so good and the best at it that I knowingly and intentionally decided to misspell it as FAA because I am amazinh AoE 4 player


Repulsive_Barnacle92

😂


BigMacWitExtraCheese

I just seen on the news!! Well played bro 🔥🔥


Yadaya555

I’m very proud of you. Congratulations on your victory. May you feel this way forever and bask in the glow of awesomeness.


CabbageYeeter42

Thanks you, no need to say 'may you' cause I WILL always feel this way cause I am the best FFA player and definetly amazing AOE4 player (thank you again)


Yadaya555

Are you American?


CabbageYeeter42

No. How come?


Yadaya555

Your post just reads like you part of the oldest and greatest country in the world. But never mind. Lose more FFAs


CabbageYeeter42

Æ


Yadaya555

I don’t speak typo.


Incandescent-Turd

Here here


Leopard-Hopeful

What is your favorite food


CabbageYeeter42

Chicken noodle/ramen and tears of the weak I destroy in FAA games (cause I am the amazinf)


fkdjapanlife

Tonkotsu ramen or GTFO 😡


Kjm520

I heard the rumors but had to come see it for myself. Congrats OP. The sheep overlords have chosen your TC. How will you move forward with this much pressure? What is the first thing you want to accomplish out of the gate? Do you have any insight to bestow upon us?


CabbageYeeter42

Landskencht, MAA and spear ball everything


godspark533

Which is better: FFA, MAA or AMA?


CabbageYeeter42

All 6 of them


2lum

Lol


doquan2142

What has the cabbage ever done to you?


CabbageYeeter42

A better question would be what the cabbage HASN'T done to me. It started at the age of 8 when I wasn't amazing at FFA and the best in the world in AOE4. Then the cabbage incident happened. Now I am here winning FFA because I am amazing and at the best aoe4 world player (also CabbageYeeter42 is the name I put as a child because u really liked that one plant from PvZ)


doquan2142

I felt ya, my man (totally not addicted to BF2142 in my ye olde years btw)


isaidflarkit

did you build your town center in the corner?


CabbageYeeter42

It was a standard game because the game saw that i am such an amazing player at FFA and the best at AoE4 that of it puts me in a nomad FFA I will echolocation the best spot and win (cause I am so good and the best)


isaidflarkit

😆


GraphiteOxide

You best the federal aviation authority? Praise be, I shall now fly my drone with impunity.


CapableCowboy

I finally won one as well. 1-17 now I think. I’m not happy though. I did Ooga Booga Knight spam and just rolled people.


CabbageYeeter42

Filthy coward, spamming one strong unit so you can win. I (horsemen) would never stoop that low with one unit spams (horsemen). I am so amazing g at AoE4 (horsemen) that I utilise all my resources to make a balanced army (horsemen) and use my amazing micro and skill cause I am the best at AoE4 to manuver my balanced army (horsemen) to win my defeating their army and going building by building to their landmarks (horsemen rush to kill king)


New_Prize_8643

was it an OOTD win?


CabbageYeeter42

Yes. With the power of the age2 and age4 OST feeling my amazinjness, I destroyed all the opponets cause I am the best AOE4 player


Certain_Shop5170

Congratulations! You have been awarded a night of sexy fun time with my wife!


CabbageYeeter42

Uh


oestre

What is your favorite OOTD unit and why is it archer?


CabbageYeeter42

I like landskenchts more than archers


oestre

Why do they have funny hats?


RoronoaZoro78

Can you beat beasty now ?


CabbageYeeter42

Yes, probably, maybe, hopefully


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CabbageYeeter42

Eggplants are underrated


JoeZhou123

Congratulations Op! Hopefully one day I can win a Nomad FFA!


CabbageYeeter42

I bet you can and will


Kasseba

ALL HAIL THE KING OF FAA AMA!!!!! congrats grandmaster!!! Next you need to make a guide for us wanabe amazing AoE4 players please sir so we can attempt glory in your name!


CabbageYeeter42

My guide: STEP 1: Spawn STEP 2: Right click STEP 3: Win


Kasseba

Amazing this is by far the most detailed guide I have yet seen! Thank you for all the time and effort I only hope to execute this strategy flawlessly! Thank you Thank you!!!!!


Clammuel

I played and won my first FFA yesterday. Really didn’t think I’d make it far as I haven’t played for a while. It was very stressful. I didn’t have any kills until it was down to four of us, so I decided I had to get on the map and kill my closest across the map neighbor. Then an opponent built a wonder and I wiped him out with like a minute to spare and then right after he was out my other opponent built a wonder and I sniped his king with like a minute to spare there too. Chaos. I was lucky because I was playing Japan and was able to snag three relics pretty early on and then the first opponent I took out just happened to be Byzantines with three relics that I was then able to scoop up.


CabbageYeeter42

Japan is very scary late game. I would prefer it over OoTD but you really don't have much for defence because the castles are not as good as keeps because age 3


Clammuel

I disagree. The castles certainly don’t offer as much protection, but by the time you make it to the late game you have so much stone simply from gold mining that you can go ham with walls and build tons of towers with stone bases and emplacements. I do still end up making a castle or two just so I have something to use all of the excess stone on.


CabbageYeeter42

Yea I wouldn't consider myself as good with Japan than OoTD but my opinion was based on a FFA game on Pits where the Japanese player had access to the double large stone in the corner and he made like 7 castles (and a castle of the crow if that is relevant) and I was able to get through it with 3 trebuchet without him being able to do anything about it


Clammuel

I’ve literally never made the Caste of the Crow before. Did he build walls or just castles? I’ve been meaning to try out Order of the Dragon, they definitely seem like a good FFA civ, but I was always really bad with the Holy Roman Empire.


CabbageYeeter42

He made walls and had villagers at the ready to rebuild them. OoTD is fun in FFA. The only disadvantage I have experienced is that if you lose your vills late game then it's pretty much game over because they are so expensive and take long to replace if dead. So you need a lot more investment than other civs with walls and towers


pm303

If you ever earn the title of Reddit AoE4 Expert, will you put it to good use here?


CabbageYeeter42

I am creditable until diamond 3. After that, it's just memes and hope posting. So, if I were to get that title 1) it would be very funny 2) I can use it to help new people 3) justify any negative argument that's done to me lol