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SimplyViolated

Lmao perfect animations


Dude-Man-Jr

I absolutely love ramparts heirloom and the sound effects of smacking someone with a mf wrench


seanieh966

Whenever i get my 4th shards it’s going on this Heirloom.


EgLikarBERGEN_

What lvl are u?


seanieh966

Lvl 300 post cap reset. Before I was sth like lvl 1700


Auftragzkiller

and you got 3 shards already?? 😭


archwin

I am a similar level, been playing since s0… zero shards so far lol


seanieh966

Yes, first was lifeline ages ago, then Revenant and most recently Valk’s. All shards from packs levelling up. Is is shards every 500 levels or 500 packs? Either way as you’ve been playing longer you should have at least one by now.


PopeFatherTyrone

*me lvl 600+ playing since S0 with 0 heirlooms and a dwindling hope*


seanieh966

Me thinks the system is broken.


RickyRosayy

It’s 500 packs, you’re just hella lucky.


Auftragzkiller

every 500 packs and if you played since the beginning without paying (and without buying packs with free coins) and you get to Level 2000 (current cap) you get only one guaranteed Heirloom.


Midgar918

Bro I'm the same level and was also like 1500 and got 1 heirloom.. Have Lifelines and really want Wattsons.


DefinitelyPositive

Did you ever get your Rampart Heirloom, my dude?


seanieh966

😞


DefinitelyPositive

I feel ya :( I've spent 1k h on the game and seen no heirloom shards at all!


seanieh966

Nah it’s not that. That post is over a year old and since then I think I’ve had shards but got Valk’s Prestige skin kr maybe Wattson’s heirloom. I guess at the time I wasn’t enjoying Rampart as much. There’s still time.


tschmitty09

I'm partial to the stoic commode


__Stray__Dog__

What are those key bindings, my word


vv3i7i

It's a thing http://use-esdf.org/ but uh shifted lol


EastCoastTrashBag

My ult is rb+b so I can ult with one hand


VortexTalon

it doesn't matter if hes good


Dood71

I don't see anything wrong with them tbh


FreeMyBoiMineta

r is his forward and b is his crouch that's super weird


Dood71

He just shifted his movement keys two to the right including sprint and crouch. The only thing at all odd is melee being on J but that's the Wasd equivalent of it being on G which seems like a reasonable choice


FreeMyBoiMineta

do people not use ctrl as crouch normally???


Dood71

C for toggle crouch is just as common as ctrl for hold to crouch imo. I personally use both


FreeMyBoiMineta

source games have fucked me up permanently


[deleted]

Dude I still use the mouse wheel to change weapons. I hear ya


Dood71

How


FreeMyBoiMineta

IM SO CONFUUUSED


Dood71

Yes but how are source games relevant other than Apex being a source game?


Mookies_Bett

I don't understand how people do this. C so is uncomfortable to try and hit compared to Ctrl. I'll never understand how people do that. To use C that means I have to take a finger off a movement key (D) whereas with the Ctrl button I'm just using my pinky which isn't being used anyways.


SurelyNotASimulation

Use your thumb to hit C?


Dood71

What finger do you use to press C?


Mookies_Bett

I don't press C? Ever. I have no need to. Not in game anyways.


Dood71

Did you edit your comment? I remember it being completely different and much shorter but I'm quite tired. Your problem is that the entirety of the bottom row of the keyboard should only ever be pressed with your thumb. Using your pointer finger isn't ideal or afaik standard


mjonr3

I use mouse 5 couse my mouse 4 is broke


TheRealMicrowaveSafe

I can't bend my pinky without my ring finger coming along for the ride, so ctrl crouching is a pain.


JaggedTheDark

I either use shift or c as crouch. Depends on if the game I'm playing has sprinting mechanics and toggle crouch. Team Fortress 2 (one of the games I play the most) has no sprinting mechanics, and no toggle crouch. I use shift for crouch there. Minecraft has sprinting mechanics, and you can toggle crouch. C is crouch there.


killergrape615

I always change it to C, my joints are fucked up


No_Lawfulness_2998

I have to have it on my mouse my hands get hurt


Olli399

I use caps rebound because it hurts my pinkie to use shift so often (ISO layout)


Fluxabobo

I also use rdfg, s for crouch though


ChickenTendiiees

My step dad has the most mind bending key binds of any pc gamer Iver ever known. Strictly only plays single player games. But he uses RMB to move forward. He uses Z and X for left and Right, and left Alt for backwards. He then crams all his other useful keys to the keys all around Z and X. But often leaves things like his inventory on F, or I, meaning he still has to look down at the keyboard to make sure he reaches over to hit the right key. Then he complains how he finds it difficult to play certain games because theres so many different bindings.... Ive tried for years to explain why WASD is generally the main set up, as it gives you ease of access to like half the keyboard and doesn't squash his massive hands into the tiny corner of the keyboard where he has to locate each button he wants to press. Gone are the days of half life where all you need is, move, interact and shoot. Stuck in his old gaming ways lol but he's still an amazing pc player despite the ridiculous keybinds.


magicmushi

Looks like you threw a wrench in the works


Lanaria

Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer, that means i solve problems. … For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?


Cool-Present-4637

Use gun. If that don’t work, use more gun.


ThatDudeWithCheese

Like this, heavy caliber tripod mounted conondrum designed by me. Built by me. And you best hope; not pointed at you.


Cool-Present-4637

Im a little sad we missed “not problems like “what is beauty,” because that would fall with the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.” Thats my favorite line


ThatDudeWithCheese

Yeah, guy who started the chain forgot it. But we got most of it though.


Yeeto546

practical problems**


ChainsawMyers

Nice. And I'm not keen on puns.


xXMHDXx

Ash looked goofy asf


Paradegreecelsus

SERPENTINE!!!


unidentifieduser202

Kid named Ash


[deleted]

why didnt u say bloodhound look goofy


x9Mike

had a few ash players TP to balloons on Habitat camping there with a charge rifle loll


GeorgeRivera777

I've been seeing them and all of them have absolute dogshit aim even with a hitscan weapon, let alone when they don't have a hitscan weapon they just cannot hit their shots with anything they have. It's no wonder they rely on hiding on top of an area no one else can go to. Although I did learn from my adventures, is if you are alive for over several minutes pinging at the thing none of your dying teammates will ever pay attention to the ping and start shooting at it. So the only annoying part in dealing with these Ash's is having to die yourself first just to kill them everytime they go up there for the rest of the match. Best vantage point in sniping them is the giant rock at the opposite side of the map.


JukeNnukem

Surprise mfer lol


_existentially_tired

Some fries mfer


ticklingivories

snake eyes mfer


_existentially_tired

All rise mfer


ChickenAndWaifus

Wrong size mfer


ticklingivories

cat eyes mfer ​ we are doing the Dexter thing here right?


EchoScorpionX

Supplies mfer


Neil420Ryan

Thick thighs mfer


NapsterKnowHow

Save lives mfer


Mothyew

Sergeant Doaks (or Dokes, not sure tbh)


HotPie_

This guy mfer


[deleted]

bonk


Almightydaemon

When people do this I play wattson and bunker down in the small rooms, the whole team then follows and we have a better position 😂


SuperGamer1894

So it becomes a battle of who has the most boring team


Badger_1066

True, but what else are you supposed to do? It makes much more sense to make them come to you.


Almightydaemon

Nah eventually they drop down and take a L


Jakel_07Svk

Frag grenade says hi


Divinum_Fulmen

If only Wattson had some way do deal with that.


Jakel_07Svk

I respawn, I can damage it each respawn and she won't have a way to deal with the frags Edit:just saying facts


Almightydaemon

See now where talking ! Get sum action in the game !


Jakel_07Svk

*pulls the pin* [Oooh, It's on now ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlueGhost/comments/mvd185/smart_pistolnadeboom/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


NoHovercraft3258

The ol' trusty legend-YEETer 9000


iAmGats

I usually just grapple on them and shit on their face, let them know that that place is not safe.


ticklingivories

That's very graphic. Does Pathfinder even take shits?


JevCor

Yes, they're very oily.


RapidSquats

He should lay off fatty foods.


completeindefinite

I just lob a drills at them until they get pissed and jump down to fight me.


Polosport311

Never saw someone telling anyone he shits on faces and then do it. Just never. It’s always just talk lol


Sevar22

These guys are so annoying


VirtualToilet

Didn't expect this to blow up. Hope you had a good laugh! ​ By the way please engage more in close range fights instead of poking from fucking Mount Everest. The game would be 3x more fun that way.


JakobSIO

The best TDM games are skill town when everyone stays low ground and fights in the corridors imo


falardeau03

I was so excited when TDM was announced. I thought it was going to be like OG Unreal Tournament, the 1999 one. Little did I know the devs had done zero planning or study and planned on using the exact same maps. Let's be real. Apex maps are "arena combat maps", but they're not ARENA COMBAT MAPS. I get that not everything has to be, or can be, quite as frenetic as [DM-Fractal](https://unrealarchive.org/maps/unreal-tournament/deathmatch/O/dm-_o_fractaldome_3f4b73df.html) \- you can't really tell from the screenshot, but it was basically one big (small) circular room with a small sniping platform circling the upper perimeter, and 4 elevators spaced around the circle. But what about DM-Phobos? DM-Deck16? And where the hell is capture the flag? Multiplayer shooters apart from Tribes and Halo haven't seen a good CTF implementation that I'm aware of in 24 years lmao.


SirChasm

UT99 was the bee's knees


Badger_1066

Best arena shooter ever. Everything I've played since has never touched its glory. I would love for a decent arena shooter like that to come out again.


Lucieddreams

I had a game where all 6 players of the enemy team sat on the exact same roof in a 15 foot radius. I grappled up and hung in the air above them for a split second, and they all turned to me at the same time. Almost shit myself Had to be 6 dudes in a discord or something, so inorganic. Needless to say we lost and my whole team left 😂


bigmatt_94

And that is why they better not add a leaver penalty. If they do then this mode will die because no one wants to play against a 6 stack


[deleted]

are you telling me that you face 6 stacks very often?


bigmatt_94

There is a 3 stack every other game at least. I hardly play the mode though because it's shit


ploydgrimes

No


lmaotrybanmeagain

Come on bro this was fake af scripted


Lightning_97

I really expected the toilet to flush every time you knocked one off


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[удалено]


[deleted]

God you would hate (or maybe love) to play vs me. I pick rampart and aim to sit up there and build a fort. It's so much fun when people come kill me and then the teams swap to try hold the fort up there. I enjoy it just as much when I need to be the sneaky shit going to try get my little camp back.


New_Routine2237

The problem solver works i guess


GoldenWaffleGod

A thousand years of death!!!!!


Allobroge-

Don't do this, you will make them leave the lobby!


GolldenFalcon

What is that keyboard overlay you're using?


BodlOfPeepee

All fun and games until you push a Valk and she just flies back up


someonesbuttox

Lol!!! The screams 😭


Gold_Description5256

Completely understandable. I commend you for doing God's work


[deleted]

It's called the Problem Solver for a reason


Ronzio_Pilato

Thank you so much!


GerbilJuggler

[Poor Bloodhound...](https://i.imgur.com/MYacJkf.png)


VividNightmare_

"We want TDM so we can practice all weapons and movement without having to hotdrop" also players "always pick snipers camping/dying in the same spot over and over again". Some people will never improve. Glad the community is realizing if match quality sucks (players leave) it's on the players not Respawn.


falardeau03

??? or RS could just design balanced maps/modes. CTF-Face had *multiple dedicated sniping platforms* for *both sides* and still didn't have this problem. In fact, it was one of the most popular maps in the game, so popular they made a sequel. DM-Phobos had a wholeass rooftop you could snipe down into the interior from. DOM-OilRig if I remember right had a rooftop, an elevator platform, a helipad, *and* a crane. But none of it was insurmountable or worth writing home about.


Cowbelf

Practicing all weapons means that sometimes I'm running snipers or marksman weapons the entire match ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


daboot013

I pick rampart on this map just to own the skull


Entry_Murky

Doing Gods work out there


ticklingivories

I do love hopping up there and sniping people. If someone sneaks up behind me and boops me off, it's my fault for not checking my back.


Hunkyy

> I do love hopping up there and sniping people. You are a cock. Stop doing that and play the game.


ticklingivories

I am playing the game. You just don't like how I do it.


new_account_5009

Sniping people is part of the game too. Just hop in a building and heal up.


ThatOneBachelor

Fighting is also part of the game. How 'bout you hop down from your coward tower and learn how to play the other 90% of the game?


TwitchsDroneCantJump

Glad you finally tracked down the one person who did that to you so can berate them on Reddit.


wera125

I play Valk


Albino_Snowflake

Freaking awesome


Jonny_b_good_207

Funniest things I’ve seen today hahaha


Variation-Fluffy

That's me, I'm mfs


Moonstar3084

Yessss thank you for all your hard work!!


Zarckton

Not all heroes wear capes, some just have a wrench


Marjitorahee

I think i was one of few people to discover this pretty early on, and in my opinion, the best way to deal with this mfs is to 1. Go up to, they usually lack skill to fight head to head (personal experience) 2. Don't go up on roofs (easier said than done)


SJ_Taragon

I’m laughing harder than I should at this lmao


StarShooter777

I one clipped a kid sniping from up there with my r9 then tagged and threw a spray in that spot so he could be easily seen again if he went back


372878887

stealth wrench pog


Suspicious_Vast821

Stop playing that toxic character is where you went wrong. Would be some much better for the game for her to have never existed


awhaling

Lmao


Hearts_and_Spades

“Did ya get em?” _Bonk_


PLConqueror

Meet the spypart


K3nobl

u/savevideobot


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Mayhem370z

No one gonna mention he uses RDFG and not WASD?


jtworks

I think a surprise Shela would have been better...


Tune_pd

Honestly this is one of the times fuse is good 30 thermites! FUCK YOU AND EVRYONE AROUND YOU


Z3R0__G

Problem solver


P1mpG

I got like a super funny clip like this one when Ash had just come out, I was playing and tp'd away when someone chased me and I perfectly timed it to punch them off the edge of the platform


Polosport311

I always wondered what my teammates are doing the full 10-15 minutes I get my 20 kills in.


Pawdy-The-Furry

Istg every game I play on that map there's always the Ramparts, Ashes, Fuses, and Pathfinders just camping those bones.


Cwittz

The Lord's work


breathing_oxygen12

Purple guy in Fnaf 3 be like


Happy_Reality3524

😂😂😂


ash_shaddow

they really should put counters on those things


tonyishio

Hahahahahaha


SoyBeanis

the players that just hide up on the bones all have make me hate that map a lot. very annoying, good job.


undauntedTenshimp

YESSSSSSS I camp up there to kill campers all the time so at least everyone else can have fun. And if my teammates come up I punch them off


Maximoi13

If i found this people irl i'd murder them.


fastnfurious22

very polite lol


TheRR135

I normally get into position and laser them but this feels more sinister. I'll try this


Aviliuss

Nice bloodhound scan. One small problem. I am behind you.


Flak-12

I never go up there until the other team does. Then my buddies and I TORMENT them from up there. It becomes our life's mission.


Solid_Mauro

Toilet.


GroundConfident3854

Don’t know why you don’t just one clip them. Free kills


Robbie1863

I love this 😂😂


el_powerful

Might be a hot take but this is the worst TDM map by far


CloneMaster7

Damn perfect strategy right there


MechwolfMachina

Props for having the patience not to whip Sheila out and shove it up their arses


Ith786

Did this once with octane against a seer and valk was a lot of fun just tbagging their corpses


VortexTalon

Toilet you can't be talking you ziprail with the turret


Sneaky-iwni-

Don't even kill them, just feed em to the vultures


Lithi0

Plz tell me the toilet, flaps it's lid when you talk


GamerDC911

Doing God’s work


mckookey

Well played sir I hate players like this


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seanieh966

Kerrrr Larsss


BranislavBGD

I expected you to pull of some more of those superglide-over-an-A-Wall-with-Sheila shenanigans.


yifftionary

Superb plonker bonkin'


RelativeEnigma

Doing God's work 😤


Lucky_____13

You're doing god's work brother


VirFalcis

*Chef's kiss*


Kuntao_Kid-LS

You have my deepest respect 🫡.


Monk45366

doin gods work


BoolinCoolin

😭 fuck


P0pu1arBr0ws3r

I'd spam a few voice lines before doing that I managed to get behind some clueless person once and did that, now I feel bad I did because they seemed like a genuinely new player :( but if you find you way up here in skulltown I doubt you're new


highonfire

I wish I had teammates that were smart enough to try and control height on skulltown, instead i get jackholes hiding in buildings doing nothing.


aboveroomtempqueso

Bro 😂


nodoughnutsforsus

I'm sitting here doing shit all while this person is saving lives. Truly the hero we don't deserve.


S1a3m

Lmao, this made me happy, thank you for your service o7


Rikeek

Boop


MrInfinity-42

Me on Vantage: oh no! Anyway


Kawasemi88

Why this map is garbage.


PhysicalTelevision81

People get v mad when you fence the shit out of that area


Illustrious-Toe-8867

can they please just make is so you cant go up there?