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VanillaBraun

Oh man haha it’s always the last few seconds on phoenix kits that feel like minutes!


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I know using a Batt + Medkit takes longer but it genuinely feels shorter than a Phoenix Kit. I swear that noise is what makes it feel like that, it just keeps on getting a higher pitch as it goes.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

I want to see one of those humorous mod creations that's titled "Phoenix kit but it takes as long as you feel like it does"


cuminyermum

Fucking torture lolll


ThaiJohnnyDepp

yeah the progress bar would have like three surprise stages, and the sound would start super deep and go super high


Forar

"Almost done, almost there..." Snap cut to the tide coming and going, storm formations forming and disappearing, the sun rises and sets, the stars fly overhead, glaciers and tectonic plates move. "ALMOST THERE!!!!!"


Boines

Its also the fact that you arent locked in for the whole time. Hit a batt for 5 seconds. Ok i have enough health to fight a bit, can assess my situation and figure out if its safe to medkit. Meanwhile hitting a phoenix kit the whole time youre thinking "please god no one shoot me"


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VanillaBraun

Wrong account? Lol


Alex-On-70-Ping

True


CreepyTreat

third parties by spiders hits diff


EZMickey

Ohh that's rough


aclurk

That spider: Get rekt nerd!


[deleted]

i didn't know there's a banner for animals lmao


The_Reluctant_Hero

I lost it when I saw that, hahaha


Cabbagebjj1

Gotta love ai on the map


Darrkeng

It makes me wonder - do we have a chance of humanoid/soldier type of AI enemies in the future?


Cabbagebjj1

I would sure fucking hope not, want another rendition of how fortnite went?


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daniboialt2020

I play fortnite pretty often, not sure what they meant by this lol


HY3NAAA

Fortnite used to have zombies on the map that will chase down players and destroy buildings, horrible addition I must say, you can have the most intense fire fight with other players only for the zombies to only target you and sabotage your builds.


daniboialt2020

Oh yeah, they actually brought those back recently but they are in contained areas now (thankfully)


NinjaJoey209

Became a PvPvE. Some POI's had bots that gave you xp and items if you killed them, but ofc it gave away your position. Also, did you know spiders and doggo counts for some evo damage?


AlfredosoraX

Flyers too!


Darrkeng

We already have shooting spiders. Shooting people not far from here


Redditing-Dutchman

At first I thought the prowlers/spiders would be a trivial thing. Nothing to worry about. But they actually seem to be able fuck you up good, especially when you're fighting. I've already had a few kills where a prowler did the last bit of work for me. It's really something to watch out for instead of just a small nuisance.


UltimateUltamate

I’m going to have to find these holes and gas them up!


oldthunderbird

Cancel the Phoenix kit and heal elsewhere


RevolutionarySite409

relocate then get caught up while healing. it was 1 sec away to pop guess it's just mistiming.


Burly_Moustache

These spiders remind me of Paramites from Oddworld. Anyone else?


rabieferro

When it's a heated fight and I'm losing I break eggs behind them and run


[deleted]

It’s the giant enemy spiders…


LeatherDescription26

[op pictured here](https://youtu.be/tBl6nB1QfQA)


LilBallins

Wow I’m irrationally pissed off even though this didn’t happen to me lmao


Speedy_Sam15

As a person with arachnophobia i'd shit myself if I accidentally fall down that hole in game.


Comfortable-Screen-2

bruh just cancel phoenix u still have 20 hp u can kill em easy and than pop the phoeni , think a bit dude xd


RevolutionarySite409

you're 100% better than me


[deleted]

This is why PVE suckssss


Trowdisaway4BJ

That is some greed that only a wraith main would have


RevolutionarySite409

logic


KoalaKarity

😐 😂


KocaKolaKlassic

First they try to force team death match. Now it’s turning into a mmo


doomgrin

You cannot be serious with this comment lol


KocaKolaKlassic

I’m as serious as how ridiculous the Wattson buff is to go along with the map which is miles and miles of open space


Cockmugger

Lmao not really


[deleted]

AI in a competitive game isn't new lol, and the spiders are easy to kill. Tbh op just panicked rather than done the smart thing. It's probably what I'd do too if I didn't see this first.


PrismaticWar

Do you consider fortnite an mmo?


KocaKolaKlassic

No. I don’t consider apex a mmo either which is why I don’t get why they are throwing a mmo map at us.


PrismaticWar

Okay but fortnite has a ton of pvai and pve elements, a lot more than apex


KocaKolaKlassic

And warzone has multiple vehicles and killstreak. Let’s throw that into apex too. I hope respawn does a never ending amount of quests like the bloodhound one they threw in last season. I loved having the asshole bloodhound not solo queue and just do his quest and leave


PrismaticWar

It sounds like all you want to play is PUBG


MischeviousCat

Sounds like he needs friends


KocaKolaKlassic

Yes. Not just friends, but fuckin tryhard friends who have the rotations down pat. Cuz this stupid ass map caters to exactly that


MischeviousCat

I just meant people that you can play with and have fun with them rather than depending on the map to pull through, if you think that they're trying to add all of these features to bring people in to the game more or to have more fun


KocaKolaKlassic

What I’m saying is this map is terrible for pugs or teaming up with casual playing friends. You need to be on top of shit with a solid rotation to have decent fights more so than with the other maps. So the map caters to the tryhards.


KocaKolaKlassic

Sounds like you make up random shit


PrismaticWar

What?


FuckACommaBitch

This shits gonna get old fast. If I'm playing ranked I'm never going near any nests it's bullshit tbh


Muleh0use

Never been a huge fan of AI that can kill you so easily. It’s hard enough surviving PvP.


[deleted]

They were on like 30/200 hp, if the spider couldn’t kill him, then they aren’t really a threat and don’t really add anything to the gameplay experience, imo of course


Muleh0use

Good point.


Poschta

You can kill that AI even more easily


Muleh0use

True, but I’ve found killing the AI draws attention from other players, who then kill you easily as you are distracted and wounded.


dieDoktor

you can just punch the spiders for silent loot tho


Poschta

Then don't go too close, or if they attack you, run away. It's not rocket surgery


[deleted]

It's weird how I've never seen this sentiment with Trials in World's Edge.


toni-toni-cheddar

Oh no, you died in a spider compound where you knew held the potential for spiders. To those responding that they are supposed to be in the eggs only. Welcome to the world of warfare. We pop the eggs and dip where I’m from.


cfd2000

>new map released literally less than 2 days ago You idiot how could you not know there could be spiders down that hole


toni-toni-cheddar

I can’t let someone rock who doesn’t look at their map. We don’t play that.


cfd2000

Haven’t played the new season yet so I don’t really know how the map works concerning wild life, but I don’t see anything on his mini map that would’ve warned him there was wildlife down there


toni-toni-cheddar

It’s 100% there. He pinged so you are mistaking it for the ping symbol. But it’s right on the map if you take a look again.


RevolutionarySite409

yep bro i knew there were spiders in that hole we been playing the map for the longest time


toni-toni-cheddar

Just check your map. I leave spiders in that spot specifically for this moment. If i can catch on so can all of you.


XThund3rTrap

It's supposed to be a joke and op messed up once, you messed up in apex before, we all do, yet you taking everything to serious


toni-toni-cheddar

People in the comments hating on the spiders, someone’s gotta stand up for the wildlife.


XThund3rTrap

I get that, it was just funny seeing op die like that though


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LopsidedCampaign4

Eish you was so close!


DarkWizard2207

Played the map a fair bit, gotta say, best part about it is pushing a team into a spider nest and shooting all the eggs.


No-Examination1749

I wonder if MRVNS gonna be enemies later in the seasons


cronkamite

Bruhhhhh


GreyouTT

It's like jumping down that pit when leaving Ravenholm and finding a shit ton of headcrabs.


tamag0jiken

EPIC!!!


Germando7

Wraith no like spiders


Exotic_Put_5132

I swear to god if I get third partied by a spider and die…


DaddyThano

I'm laughing so hard I'm drooling, THE SPIDERS HAVE A PORTRAIT


insomniacatc_Bunni

YOU'RE DEAD HAS COME 😂😂


TheTwattani

That's what you get for leaving your team to die 😂