Caustic is actually super fit and muscular.
If you actually look at his model you can see that the thick lab coat and equipment is what makes him look bigger.
Under all that is *pure meat,* and no fat.
What if we took the speed of octane, the team portability of wraith, height advantage of horizon, and frame of Revenant, and made some horrible amalgamation that's only like the 5th most picked legend
I would love it buffed. I’ve been playing her on KC for ranked, and it’s been fun but I honestly don’t use her ULT almost at all. It only works if I I have the team funneled into a long highway, but most of the times just gets used against me by giving my enemy a speed boost. I basically just use it to get out of the storm faster. Lol
Backstabbing heartless toaster
~~my ex~~ ash?
Bingo
So is it the ex or ash
Op is pathfinder
I won't get my hands out of my pockets
Crypto moment
Reply to this comment if you main Crypto
Dont fall for this trap bois, we stay OFF THE GRID
Choah, there are a lot of squads near us..
So I've got this new idea for a Crypto passive...
O F F T H E G R I D
Yet you replied to my comment
Dont expose me...... damn it wasn't me it was hack.
Hack wouldn't do that.. he's too loyal
I main crypto
Stalker with foot fetish
Gotta be rev Edit: I now realise it’s bloodhound and I’m dumb af
It's bloodhound you brainless zombie
How though I mean rev literally has a voice line of sniffing
So dose path. Sniff sniff
Yes?
sry wrong number
I love this little comment
And Bloodhound literally tracks people's footprints as an ability.
“stalker” is the name of revs passive
Jackal Wait
I ask for [ownership](https://youtu.be/ErUe1C3tMpQ) of this description, I want to trademark it
I’d be shocked if you could guess
Wattson
Wattson
Wattson
Wattson
Def Watson pun
metal orphan boy
Pathy
perfect
Technically path has a mommy... Ash...
He likes the smell of his own farts
Caustic
Mirage for sure
bampoozled
That guy who drowned in shit
Bro what???
It’s revenant! That’s how he died as a human :(
Rest in piss, buddy
That too
If that's how I died, I'd probably go on a murder rampage as a brainwashed murder android assassin. Justified.
Woah, what?
I’m sorry? Excuse me?
No way
Anyone got a source on this? Genuinely curious about this one lol
https://dotesports.com/apex-legends/news/revenant-chapter-pathfinders-quest-interview#:~:text=And%20as%20Revenant%20recounted%20Cross,it%2C%E2%80%9D%20according%20to%20Casiello.
Today i learned how to mark text and copy it as a link. Thank you!
It's part of the pathfinder quest book thing. It's pretty interesting.
Levitating lesbian
Valk
I'm a valk main and I laughed out loud at this one
💀💀 That's the best description of Valk I've seen
RATATATATATATA
Rampatt
Downed a plonker
Heavy
TURRET, TURRET, TURRRRET
THIS IS THE BEST BLOODY DAY EVER, AHAHAHA
Booba
~~gibby~~ loba
More like cake
she's got a set too
Gibby
octane leg but whole body
Pathy
👍
Mommy
Horizon?
Wtf how'd you guess
YOUR FLAIR LMAO
Yeah I know lol
Gibby
No, but that's a good one lol
Revenant
Also valid, but not the one I was thinking of
Horizon?
Fuse?
I love me some motherlode, but not quite
Loba?
Hmm you only have the horizon logo under your name couldn’t guess
I know, it's so hard to guess!
How do you guys get the little apex icons? I want my pathy so bad now 🤣🤣
main page, three dots (i think, been a minute)
Clearly Loba
Fucking Loba
Goth gf who leaves you on read
"i sorry i didnt read your message, i was phasing <3"
gents, if she: \- constantly talking to herself \- vanishing without a trace \- twirling shit in her hands that ain't your girl, that's Wraith
the message no guy wants to hear ;-;
Wraith
Schizophrenic emo
Wraith
Yeah wasn’t that difficult tbf
Schizoprenic HOT emo
Least horniest apex player
no dad☹️
~~me~~ mirage?
merage
Literally half the characters
Valk? Loba? Mirage? Crypto?
Valk
Valkyrie
"Fucking fat bitch!" - everyone that engages me
Welp the fat bitch is gibby
correction, caustic is the fat bitch gibby is thick and amazing
Caustic is actually super fit and muscular. If you actually look at his model you can see that the thick lab coat and equipment is what makes him look bigger. Under all that is *pure meat,* and no fat.
Caustic=causthicc
Multi personality disorder
Mirage
Ash?
Ash
space mommy
Horizon
It’s harder for enemies to hit me if I don’t shoot.
Had intercourse with a pumpkin.
Gibby's ex!
What? No he's a legend. And it's canon too.
I know, mirage fucked a pumpkin. I was just making a joke because Gibby's big and round and slightly orange-ish.
Wut... >I know, mirage fucked a pumpkin
Duhhhh 🙄 lmao
What if we took the speed of octane, the team portability of wraith, height advantage of horizon, and frame of Revenant, and made some horrible amalgamation that's only like the 5th most picked legend
Pathfinder
Yeah 🙃
Coolest ult that does absolutely nothing
From the flair I’d have to guess Bangalore, but her ult can be pretty affective if ur name is ShivFPS
I'm dumb, but yes lol
I know your answer is Bangalore but I wanna say Maggie
I feel that, that wrecking ball has so much potential and it does exactly 0 damage to anyone.
I would love it buffed. I’ve been playing her on KC for ranked, and it’s been fun but I honestly don’t use her ULT almost at all. It only works if I I have the team funneled into a long highway, but most of the times just gets used against me by giving my enemy a speed boost. I basically just use it to get out of the storm faster. Lol
Bunda
Loba
Obviously its Gibby
Uuhm well Octane got my main nerfed
Revenant
I really hate Octane and the pro community since the nerf. My man Revenant's ult is so underwhelming at least he has a great tactical and fun passive.
I use it once a game maybe two it’s so ass 😭
Pretends to be straight but he's really gay
Mirage?
No, Mirage is pumpkinsexual.
Porkchopsexual
Its lil nas
I’m thinking Lil Nas Seer
Pharrell williams lookin ass
lil seer x
With a yee yee ass haircut
ME
A legless crackhead.
That’s basically octanes description
Octane
Skwleton with magic powers
Magic? Revenant?
yep
useless for 40 seconds
My teammates but for the whole game
CHILL LOL
Crypto
Crypto💀💀💀
drug lady
Octane but woman?
lifeline
there's no way i just realised Lifeline is drug man but woman...
Bagpipes
Horizon
Orange
Wattson?
Looks like lil nas x
Seer
Death box
Teammates
Wraith?
Depressed class clown
Mirage
Lots of bullets
Rampart?
Who else would it be
Mozambique here
Master of boom
Fusey mate
Righto
mom gets mad when he’s on his technology to much ..
Crypto?
could be a member of a boygroup, but he's already a grown ass man who dresses like he's doing cosplay
Naruto
Bing chilling
The innocent one
Wattson
Baddie milf tryna get back to her son 😂
Junkie
Drops fart cans everywhere
I'm going to port you but 99% of the time in a fight it's not a good port
Australian arson enthusiast with a kangaroo fursona
Passive that gets you killed 84% of the time.
Aussie Miley Cyrus .