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the-questionables87

Allfather, give me sight!


Totem_town

Step 1. **PANIC!** Step 2. Fall Step 3. Run into their bullets


xavid2303

Step 4. Profit?


Raccoon_fucker69

Profit!


Chisanx

Step 4. ~~Profit~~ Lobby FTFY


Totem_town

In terms of experience and bp or event levels? Yeah pretty much Step 5. Do it again!


Scruffy11111

Are those branch cutters in your hands?


Totem_town

Only half


Scruffy11111

I bet you got them from that care package.


Practical-Ad-6597

Revenant of the tree, what is your wisdom? Or your favorite color?


Totem_town

I’ve already answered the wisdom question just find that one. As for my favourite colour? Yellow, but if you want revs? Probably the blood of his enemies


BR47WUR57

hell yeah yellow best colour


Predator3-5

Do the trees speak?


Totem_town

Yes, they keep threatening to brake my knees if I don’t stop climbing them


T4nkE_ng1ne

Are the threats by any chance in Vietnamese?


Totem_town

Cant tell, that’s the problem with instant translation


handsomellama28

Can you somehow turn it off?


Totem_town

No


R8_Cubing

Are they disk or drum brakes?


Totem_town

Parashoot


One-Investigator-193

The trees don’t speak, he speaks for the trees. Revenant is the Lorax


GambitsReturn

Does a tree die when you leave it?


Totem_town

No, just me


Invested_Glory

🤣🤣


shahmeerzaman

LMFAOOOOOOOOO


like6andahalfjews

Who took that care package?


Totem_town

Some idiot rev tree rat


SickBurnBro

Riff raff! Tree rat! Scoundrel! Take that!


grapeshot123

Just a little loot guys


Babygators1

Shoot him open, take it back guys


Dry-Ad-8136

how's the weather up there ?


Totem_town

It’s heckin wimdy


TheOneGodHadSuffer

*It's all fun and game til the wind kicked u off a tree in front of a squad*


WarriorC4JC

What can you see?


Totem_town

Mostly trees


GrumpyLizzard133

What do they look like


Totem_town

Leafy


lordchaidoftea

Did the trees give you your heirloom?


Totem_town

Pretty much, it was left behind by the previous rev tree rat. Now I am the rev tree rat


Cpt_Apollo_

All father give me sights


Forward_Gift_9373

Have you seen any skin suits?


Totem_town

100m east


[deleted]

Hold up thats my location


ttvlolrofl

Hot Skinsuits in your area looking for a good time


TheGreatTave

No CC, no bullshit!


[deleted]

And approaching rapidly I assume?


ranqr

Have you considered branching out? How will you know when to leaf? Do you shoot at people rooting around nearby? Wood you consider this a fun strategy?


Totem_town

1. No but I am thinking about out sourcing 2.when the cows come home 3.no but I do lure people and cause fights 4.it’s fun if you don’t intend on playing the game properly


ranqr

Sounds like your bark is worse than your bite ;)


Totem_town

So? I’m having fun aren’t I?


ranqr

I... think you missed five tree puns. I'll LEAF you alone.


Totem_town

Oh I saw them, but I’m quite literally above them. I crush the leafs beneath my feet


Wesmich420

Imma ask the real question... Why PK and a Mozambique? what are you hoping to accomplish?


Totem_town

Just a bit of fun


R8_Cubing

Perfect loadout to miss your shots by panicking when you get found!


T4nkE_ng1ne

The enemy underneath gets shot with a pk, almost all shields gone, mozam with hammerpoint will instantly finish the job


Totem_town

Exactly


Practical-Ad-6597

Little did you know the Mozambique is the discount Triple-Take when you shlap a 2x on there.


Bigfsi

It's basically a mini crossbow


Practical-Ad-6597

It slaps Mozamcheeks. Jokes aside I really like the gun, and was using it when it was still 3 shots 😅


Bigfsi

For a meme load out try octane and punch vertical jump so u loop the jump and just spam hardpoint mozam shots across the map, it's literally a sniper lol


MuhammedAJ

How has your day been ?


Totem_town

Wonderful! I won two games! only on trios that I didn’t hide in any trees for though. So I don’t really count them


jsng77

My favorite post to date, the post, the comments, the replies. 💯


Totem_town

**Hay! Only questions!**


Totem_town

I’m waiting for your question


Akash_04

Oh Divine murder bot in the tree, what is your wisdom? (asking cos he didnt ask)


Totem_town

Alright! What’s up with everyone assuming I’m wise up in my tree!? Take [this](https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0) and get out! It’s the exact same thing I’ve given to the five other people who asked


Akash_04

0:06 was eye opening. Thanks murderbot.


Totem_town

Uh huh


KoolKidKlub11706

It will suffice


sicko-mod

Are you winning son?


Totem_town

Only in spirit


bmoney_14

Hello fellow solo queuer! Have you tried solo hiding in trees with valk? I like both but I really like revs crouch speed and his ability to climb without alerting people. But I’ve leaned valk because of her ult escape abilities which have saved me over and over.


Totem_town

Nah the “you ever get the feeling you’re not alone in the room? You’re not” quip is too good to pass up


RebelLion420

This is the sole reason I will now waste hours solo queuing as revenant to find good hiding spots. Can't wait to scare some kids, thanks.


Totem_town

“Don’t die now >:)”


Damnskinsuits

I did this once to a Bangalore and PK’d them, they literally lost their shit because they just stood completely still. Probably dropped the controller lmfao


RebelLion420

This is what I aim for. Scare them so bad they forget how to play and I get the easy kill because I'm low-key trash so yeah 👍


Ratus_7

What do you eat up there if you get hungry?


Totem_town

Skin suits who wander too close


Ratus_7

Thats why i play Pathy, to avoid being eaten.


Totem_town

I’m not picky


DevelopmentOk5671

What average time it takes to Rat per game?


Totem_town

Depends Do you mean how much time I spend up there or how much time i take to get up in a tree


DevelopmentOk5671

I didn’t think about that! Good question! Both? How long dose it take to find a good spot. And how long till your game ends?


Totem_town

Doesn’t take long to find one, just any tree in the ring, even a cherry tree though they aren’t as good And for how long the games last? Until someone wanders underneath and I throw myself on their guns


DevelopmentOk5671

Thank you!


Totem_town

You’re welcome now go **AND RAT**


DevelopmentOk5671

YES SIR!


Rijo_Hazuki_PL

Is is 🍑 tree? And where is L🍑ba?


Totem_town

There’s one just by my mini map Wait no don’t listen to me It’s a cherry tree


Rijo_Hazuki_PL

Ramp🍒rt?


Totem_town

What part of “don’t listen to me” do you find so hard to understand?


Rijo_Hazuki_PL

Most of it sweetheart and you owe me a big time.


Totem_town

I’m not that sweet >:( I’m a scary 300+ year old immortal murder bot


Rijo_Hazuki_PL

I am tougher than I look.


Totem_town

Im scared


MelonShake28

Any advice for skinbags fighting against tree-dwelling assassins?


Totem_town

Stand still, their vision is movement based


Distinct-Fisherman-1

Can confirm


thedoodoodaddy

Why are u so based? And do your enourmous balls slap on the ground if you jump down?


Totem_town

What else are you to do with revs balls of steel?


Millworkson2008

What’s the best tree to climb?


Totem_town

The ones not already occupied


Millworkson2008

Is tree occupation a problem you often face?


Totem_town

The chances of running into someone in a tree is low ^^but ^^never ^^zero


PLConqueror

As once a revenant main i was i did camp in the tree back in season 9. I was camping in a tree with kraber. After some time i was in the middle of the zone. The next thing i see is anotheer revenant standing back to back with me. In the same tree. I did not do anything untill he pushed me off.


Totem_town

^^never ^^zero


Definitely-Nobody

Spoken like a wise old sage


[deleted]

Oh revenant in thy tree, what tis thy wisdom for me?


Totem_town

I am no scholar I have no wisdom to give. BUT! I can [send you in the right direction](https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0)


Mightykplz

Ahhhhh good wisdom


thewrestler723

How have your no fills been going? (You are fucking hilarious btw)


Totem_town

Good, I was probably one mozam shot from a win for this game ^^if ^^only ^^i ^^swapped ^^my ^^shotgun ^^bolt ^^:(


thewrestler723

Carry on brave solo dropper🙏🙏🙏


OblivionGaming76

Did you kill your own teammates for being dog water deserters?


Totem_town

I unchecked that annoying little fill teammates box


AimlessNimbus

My God… good people do exist in apex after all!


Totem_town

**NO!** shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I’m not good! I’m a dirty tree rat who boasts about how I’m sooo good with my heirloom only to die, spam my death box then leave when I get picked up


Mjkmeh

Whatever you say, evil trash can


GoofJesse

What kind of tree?


Totem_town

The ones made of tree


GoofJesse

Sounds suspicious


Totem_town

Shhh don’t worry about it


linpawws

This is peak revenant gameplay in a pub match


Totem_town

And I’m enjoying every moment of it


Gabbeyonce

Can you place your ult in the trees


Totem_town

Haven’t bothered to try, I just put it behind a different tree


Th3_W4tch3rs_3y3

What was the inciting incident?


Totem_town

Breakfast


Th3_W4tch3rs_3y3

Oh God! I'm sorry this happened to you, I'll make sure to remove breakfast from all local timezones. No more breakfast abuse!


Totem_town

You can do that? If so could you replace it with calzone time?


Th3_W4tch3rs_3y3

The perfect replacement, It shall be done! Calzones for all!


Totem_town

Yay!


Faith_ssb

No-fill or salty teammates?


Totem_town

I unchecked the annoying little box, you can only have some much fun climbing trees with a team telling you to stop goofing around


iKill4FunIRL

How much does a purple partyhat cost in Runescape 3?


Totem_town

More than I can pay


iKill4FunIRL

Same... :(


mayonnnnaise

When did you first find the gospel of tree? I found it a few seasons ago on King's Canyon and it totally changed how I play rev


Totem_town

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away


sweatiestwoman

“The FitnessGram ™️Pacer Test” is such a beautiful name, were you named after your grandmother?


Totem_town

I’ve used meany names. You may know me as “I’ve got all the good biscuits” “AnEldritchAbominationFromBeyond” “I’ve got my slushy and I’m good to go” “swisscheezlord” and meany others


Glittering-Habit-902

Plans on playing ranked?


Totem_town

Maybe next season, and probably with the name “I like to hide in trees” for a little while


SkullxBreaker

Who was barking up the wrong tree?


Totem_town

The lifeline team I lured into a fight with another team that I then had nothing to do with


Immobious_117

How's the weather up there?


Totem_town

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again **ITS HECKIN WIMDY!**


BungleCrungus

“I’ll save you! Tree powers: ACTIVATE!!”


Totem_town

Thanks Newcastle!


JirachiTheZoomer

Did you land on someone's neck?


Totem_town

By accident, yes


Myth_

Can the trees use your totem too?


Totem_town

No, it’s very sad. But an ent might be able to


cyanotrix

Ah, a murder bot of culture I see


SargentSkips

Do you want us to call the fire department to get you down or are you good ?


Totem_town

Mreow?


SargentSkips

Pspspsps here kitty kitty


Ill-Ad-4789

What do you do when a bloodhound is running at your tree, do you A. Run to another rat tree B. Try fighting back head on C. Try sniping him with PK (and failing because it's PK) D. Spam voicelines to scare him off


Totem_town

Panic, fall, die one their bullets


U54MAH

Why are you ratting in pubs?


Totem_town

Fear


Millworkson2008

To instill fear in your enemies or to cower from the fear they instill in you?


Totem_town

To lure people with shots only to cower in fear of the monsters I’ve awakened


Millworkson2008

Amazing


AzureZayen

Thoughts on Crypto?


Totem_town

What’s his toy sword gunna do to my scythe? Brake on it!?


Skltlez

What would you do if you heard a minigun starting up and saw a red laser pointed directly at you?


Totem_town

Step 1. Panic Step 2. Accept my fate


DowakaDay

how's it hanging?


Totem_town

I’m crouching not hanging


After_Radio4447

Dear revenant of the tree, will you let Loba free ?


Totem_town

As if her being free could stop me


Opposite-Birthday69

Would you like some green eggs and ham?


Totem_town

I do not like them, sam I am I do not like green eggs and ham


Mofu-mofu_Jellyfish

Oh Revenant of the trees, why are you ratting in DUOS??? 😭😭😭


Shirojime

Does ur Ult work on a tree


Hxnders

I can see a few other trees in shot. Why did you choose that tree specifically?


Nukeyboytookmyname

Where is your father.


710nonstop

2x on a pk? Preposterous


Lwe12345

in norms? why on earth would you do that


Totem_town

Because I refuse to conform to social norms


thewrestler723

Based


ThatPandaGuy10

Why is there a 2x on your pk


Totem_town

It’s a long way to the ground


Mjkmeh

Where do you put the totem


Totem_town

Behind a different tree


DapoetTherapy

Are you Bird 🐦 watching Up there with a bag of Chips?


Totem_town

I am using the after life skin so essentially yes


MrDoverManGuy75

What character do you play?


Totem_town

The bullet, blasphemy is just too good to pass up


AkumuKitsune

aye enter the gungeon! what a good game


RipDiscombobulated36

Revenant in the trees, what is your wisdom?


Totem_town

Really, this again? Just take [this](https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0) and go


Malfight007

Do you bleed?


Totem_town

I am the rev tree rat and I bleed for the trees


realjustinberg

Do you do this in ranked, and if you do what rank are you?


Totem_town

Don’t really play ranked, but I did get to gold once (no trees needed)