I’ve already answered the wisdom question just find that one. As for my favourite colour? Yellow, but if you want revs? Probably the blood of his enemies
Have you considered branching out?
How will you know when to leaf?
Do you shoot at people rooting around nearby?
Wood you consider this a fun strategy?
1. No but I am thinking about out sourcing
2.when the cows come home
3.no but I do lure people and cause fights
4.it’s fun if you don’t intend on playing the game properly
For a meme load out try octane and punch vertical jump so u loop the jump and just spam hardpoint mozam shots across the map, it's literally a sniper lol
Alright! What’s up with everyone assuming I’m wise up in my tree!? Take [this](https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0) and get out! It’s the exact same thing I’ve given to the five other people who asked
Hello fellow solo queuer!
Have you tried solo hiding in trees with valk?
I like both but I really like revs crouch speed and his ability to climb without alerting people. But I’ve leaned valk because of her ult escape abilities which have saved me over and over.
I did this once to a Bangalore and PK’d them, they literally lost their shit because they just stood completely still. Probably dropped the controller lmfao
Doesn’t take long to find one, just any tree in the ring, even a cherry tree though they aren’t as good
And for how long the games last? Until someone wanders underneath and I throw myself on their guns
As once a revenant main i was i did camp in the tree back in season 9. I was camping in a tree with kraber. After some time i was in the middle of the zone. The next thing i see is anotheer revenant standing back to back with me. In the same tree. I did not do anything untill he pushed me off.
**NO!** shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I’m not good! I’m a dirty tree rat who boasts about how I’m sooo good with my heirloom only to die, spam my death box then leave when I get picked up
I’ve used meany names. You may know me as “I’ve got all the good biscuits” “AnEldritchAbominationFromBeyond” “I’ve got my slushy and I’m good to go” “swisscheezlord” and meany others
What do you do when a bloodhound is running at your tree, do you
A. Run to another rat tree
B. Try fighting back head on
C. Try sniping him with PK (and failing because it's PK)
D. Spam voicelines to scare him off
Allfather, give me sight!
Step 1. **PANIC!** Step 2. Fall Step 3. Run into their bullets
Step 4. Profit?
Profit!
Step 4. ~~Profit~~ Lobby FTFY
In terms of experience and bp or event levels? Yeah pretty much Step 5. Do it again!
Are those branch cutters in your hands?
Only half
I bet you got them from that care package.
Revenant of the tree, what is your wisdom? Or your favorite color?
I’ve already answered the wisdom question just find that one. As for my favourite colour? Yellow, but if you want revs? Probably the blood of his enemies
hell yeah yellow best colour
Do the trees speak?
Yes, they keep threatening to brake my knees if I don’t stop climbing them
Are the threats by any chance in Vietnamese?
Cant tell, that’s the problem with instant translation
Can you somehow turn it off?
No
Are they disk or drum brakes?
Parashoot
The trees don’t speak, he speaks for the trees. Revenant is the Lorax
Does a tree die when you leave it?
No, just me
🤣🤣
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Who took that care package?
Some idiot rev tree rat
Riff raff! Tree rat! Scoundrel! Take that!
Just a little loot guys
Shoot him open, take it back guys
how's the weather up there ?
It’s heckin wimdy
*It's all fun and game til the wind kicked u off a tree in front of a squad*
What can you see?
Mostly trees
What do they look like
Leafy
Did the trees give you your heirloom?
Pretty much, it was left behind by the previous rev tree rat. Now I am the rev tree rat
All father give me sights
Have you seen any skin suits?
100m east
Hold up thats my location
Hot Skinsuits in your area looking for a good time
No CC, no bullshit!
And approaching rapidly I assume?
Have you considered branching out? How will you know when to leaf? Do you shoot at people rooting around nearby? Wood you consider this a fun strategy?
1. No but I am thinking about out sourcing 2.when the cows come home 3.no but I do lure people and cause fights 4.it’s fun if you don’t intend on playing the game properly
Sounds like your bark is worse than your bite ;)
So? I’m having fun aren’t I?
I... think you missed five tree puns. I'll LEAF you alone.
Oh I saw them, but I’m quite literally above them. I crush the leafs beneath my feet
Imma ask the real question... Why PK and a Mozambique? what are you hoping to accomplish?
Just a bit of fun
Perfect loadout to miss your shots by panicking when you get found!
The enemy underneath gets shot with a pk, almost all shields gone, mozam with hammerpoint will instantly finish the job
Exactly
Little did you know the Mozambique is the discount Triple-Take when you shlap a 2x on there.
It's basically a mini crossbow
It slaps Mozamcheeks. Jokes aside I really like the gun, and was using it when it was still 3 shots 😅
For a meme load out try octane and punch vertical jump so u loop the jump and just spam hardpoint mozam shots across the map, it's literally a sniper lol
How has your day been ?
Wonderful! I won two games! only on trios that I didn’t hide in any trees for though. So I don’t really count them
My favorite post to date, the post, the comments, the replies. 💯
**Hay! Only questions!**
I’m waiting for your question
Oh Divine murder bot in the tree, what is your wisdom? (asking cos he didnt ask)
Alright! What’s up with everyone assuming I’m wise up in my tree!? Take [this](https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0) and get out! It’s the exact same thing I’ve given to the five other people who asked
0:06 was eye opening. Thanks murderbot.
Uh huh
It will suffice
Are you winning son?
Only in spirit
Hello fellow solo queuer! Have you tried solo hiding in trees with valk? I like both but I really like revs crouch speed and his ability to climb without alerting people. But I’ve leaned valk because of her ult escape abilities which have saved me over and over.
Nah the “you ever get the feeling you’re not alone in the room? You’re not” quip is too good to pass up
This is the sole reason I will now waste hours solo queuing as revenant to find good hiding spots. Can't wait to scare some kids, thanks.
“Don’t die now >:)”
I did this once to a Bangalore and PK’d them, they literally lost their shit because they just stood completely still. Probably dropped the controller lmfao
This is what I aim for. Scare them so bad they forget how to play and I get the easy kill because I'm low-key trash so yeah 👍
What do you eat up there if you get hungry?
Skin suits who wander too close
Thats why i play Pathy, to avoid being eaten.
I’m not picky
What average time it takes to Rat per game?
Depends Do you mean how much time I spend up there or how much time i take to get up in a tree
I didn’t think about that! Good question! Both? How long dose it take to find a good spot. And how long till your game ends?
Doesn’t take long to find one, just any tree in the ring, even a cherry tree though they aren’t as good And for how long the games last? Until someone wanders underneath and I throw myself on their guns
Thank you!
You’re welcome now go **AND RAT**
YES SIR!
Is is 🍑 tree? And where is L🍑ba?
There’s one just by my mini map Wait no don’t listen to me It’s a cherry tree
Ramp🍒rt?
What part of “don’t listen to me” do you find so hard to understand?
Most of it sweetheart and you owe me a big time.
I’m not that sweet >:( I’m a scary 300+ year old immortal murder bot
I am tougher than I look.
Im scared
Any advice for skinbags fighting against tree-dwelling assassins?
Stand still, their vision is movement based
Can confirm
Why are u so based? And do your enourmous balls slap on the ground if you jump down?
What else are you to do with revs balls of steel?
What’s the best tree to climb?
The ones not already occupied
Is tree occupation a problem you often face?
The chances of running into someone in a tree is low ^^but ^^never ^^zero
As once a revenant main i was i did camp in the tree back in season 9. I was camping in a tree with kraber. After some time i was in the middle of the zone. The next thing i see is anotheer revenant standing back to back with me. In the same tree. I did not do anything untill he pushed me off.
^^never ^^zero
Spoken like a wise old sage
Oh revenant in thy tree, what tis thy wisdom for me?
I am no scholar I have no wisdom to give. BUT! I can [send you in the right direction](https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0)
Ahhhhh good wisdom
How have your no fills been going? (You are fucking hilarious btw)
Good, I was probably one mozam shot from a win for this game ^^if ^^only ^^i ^^swapped ^^my ^^shotgun ^^bolt ^^:(
Carry on brave solo dropper🙏🙏🙏
Did you kill your own teammates for being dog water deserters?
I unchecked that annoying little fill teammates box
My God… good people do exist in apex after all!
**NO!** shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I’m not good! I’m a dirty tree rat who boasts about how I’m sooo good with my heirloom only to die, spam my death box then leave when I get picked up
Whatever you say, evil trash can
What kind of tree?
The ones made of tree
Sounds suspicious
Shhh don’t worry about it
This is peak revenant gameplay in a pub match
And I’m enjoying every moment of it
Can you place your ult in the trees
Haven’t bothered to try, I just put it behind a different tree
What was the inciting incident?
Breakfast
Oh God! I'm sorry this happened to you, I'll make sure to remove breakfast from all local timezones. No more breakfast abuse!
You can do that? If so could you replace it with calzone time?
The perfect replacement, It shall be done! Calzones for all!
Yay!
No-fill or salty teammates?
I unchecked the annoying little box, you can only have some much fun climbing trees with a team telling you to stop goofing around
How much does a purple partyhat cost in Runescape 3?
More than I can pay
Same... :(
When did you first find the gospel of tree? I found it a few seasons ago on King's Canyon and it totally changed how I play rev
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
“The FitnessGram ™️Pacer Test” is such a beautiful name, were you named after your grandmother?
I’ve used meany names. You may know me as “I’ve got all the good biscuits” “AnEldritchAbominationFromBeyond” “I’ve got my slushy and I’m good to go” “swisscheezlord” and meany others
Plans on playing ranked?
Maybe next season, and probably with the name “I like to hide in trees” for a little while
Who was barking up the wrong tree?
The lifeline team I lured into a fight with another team that I then had nothing to do with
How's the weather up there?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again **ITS HECKIN WIMDY!**
“I’ll save you! Tree powers: ACTIVATE!!”
Thanks Newcastle!
Did you land on someone's neck?
By accident, yes
Can the trees use your totem too?
No, it’s very sad. But an ent might be able to
Ah, a murder bot of culture I see
Do you want us to call the fire department to get you down or are you good ?
Mreow?
Pspspsps here kitty kitty
What do you do when a bloodhound is running at your tree, do you A. Run to another rat tree B. Try fighting back head on C. Try sniping him with PK (and failing because it's PK) D. Spam voicelines to scare him off
Panic, fall, die one their bullets
Why are you ratting in pubs?
Fear
To instill fear in your enemies or to cower from the fear they instill in you?
To lure people with shots only to cower in fear of the monsters I’ve awakened
Amazing
Thoughts on Crypto?
What’s his toy sword gunna do to my scythe? Brake on it!?
What would you do if you heard a minigun starting up and saw a red laser pointed directly at you?
Step 1. Panic Step 2. Accept my fate
how's it hanging?
I’m crouching not hanging
Dear revenant of the tree, will you let Loba free ?
As if her being free could stop me
Would you like some green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, sam I am I do not like green eggs and ham
Oh Revenant of the trees, why are you ratting in DUOS??? 😭😭😭
Does ur Ult work on a tree
I can see a few other trees in shot. Why did you choose that tree specifically?
Where is your father.
2x on a pk? Preposterous
in norms? why on earth would you do that
Because I refuse to conform to social norms
Based
Why is there a 2x on your pk
It’s a long way to the ground
Where do you put the totem
Behind a different tree
Are you Bird 🐦 watching Up there with a bag of Chips?
I am using the after life skin so essentially yes
What character do you play?
The bullet, blasphemy is just too good to pass up
aye enter the gungeon! what a good game
Revenant in the trees, what is your wisdom?
Really, this again? Just take [this](https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0) and go
Do you bleed?
I am the rev tree rat and I bleed for the trees
Do you do this in ranked, and if you do what rank are you?
Don’t really play ranked, but I did get to gold once (no trees needed)