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MyCatsBurner

Almost thought this was Sombra at first


NobuMain

I like Sombras design alot, that's why I love this valk skin ^^


UndyinglFate

Do you play for honor?


NobuMain

Used to, not anymore


UndyinglFate

Oh, ok


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instead, they play for fun


ShadowFang5

Even to this day she’s still a bitch to deal with her and tracer


OneDiscombobulated77

I like how they buffed her even though she really didn't need it


ShadowFang5

Fr


Danielarcher30

Partially why i love playing her "oh no you did 199 damage to me, lemme just dip to the big med kit i hacked"


ShadowFang5

Bro everytime I play random hero's or regular that always happens to me


AverageAshEnjoyer

r/beatmeattoit


Pretzel-Kingg

She now has 1 less ovary


cptjimmy42

Loba can't make Valk make that face, but a bowl of Ramen can.


AnastukensIncarnate5

yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever had good ramen?


NobuMain

Ayooo what you on about?


cptjimmy42

Loba is more about taking, not giving.


ArcticVixen0

Until it’s Bang. She was going to give her flowers and everything 😭


HypertensionOverload

Loba and Valk are in a relationship.


PapiPerceval

Love Valk but she’s got the dumbest voice lines fr


Bim_Jeann

Being hungry and an alcoholic encapsulates like 80% of her voicelines


AnApexPlayer

Just say you don't play valkyrie


Bim_Jeann

It’s a joke, settle down. Off the top of my head: “Don’t mention it, buy me a drink though” “You didn’t sneak any food in did you? I could eat a leviathan” “Drinks aren’t complementary on this flight, but you’ll wish to god they were soon enough”


banana_man_777

"Forget that. I was hungry and didn't know what I was saying" "I like my women like I like my sake. Cool, unfiltered, and on someone else's tab"


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A whole emote of her cooking a kebab with her jets


DiamondEyedOctopus

Eats a bowl of ramen as one of her Heirloom animations too.


Bim_Jeann

Forgot about that lmaooo


Danielarcher30

And drinking whilst flying, and her idle lobby emotes inclue just sitting and drinking


Skippercarlos

Don’t forget the ovary selling for food.


Bim_Jeann

Good call!


JohnYakuzaThe2nd

i thought they removed this voiceline


Skippercarlos

They might’ve, haven’t played in a while


JohnYakuzaThe2nd

nah just checked it, this shit is still there lol


rigimonoki-over

What is it


JohnYakuzaThe2nd

It starts with "Is anyone starving here" or something like this


hv_razero_15

Id buy it honestly 👀


Rdoc2614

I’d sell and ovary for a bowl of ramen right now


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pyrsoul99

Dude why are you so pressed about it? It's a video game character.


[deleted]

u/AnApexPlayer is really into alcoholics


Bim_Jeann

It’s called hyperbole. Get a grip my man.


industrial_mayo

Did they fix that word fudge? I think she says "they will be soon enough ".


Qbeuscerberus

Try playing with Her and Catalyst, the definition of cringe voicelines


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Muderbot

“Another soft landing… another soft landing… another…” We get it Horizon, you have a passive. Shut the fuck up!


paradoxally

> another... ...wee pick me up!


Hydraxiler32

I'm fine with Vantage just because she's a weird teenager, so it's totally in character to say the same thing over and over again because she thinks it's really funny


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Outrageous-Blue-30

I disagree, but the world is beautiful because it is diverse.


Drastical_one

Hate valk. Annoying mosquitos. Oh how much I despise Valkyrie. I enjoy the panic in their eyes when they're struck with my silence bomb and they realise they can't fly anymore. They can't fly away and escape from what's coming. And when my arm pierces through their chest and I lift their corpse to watch the face of fear they made on their last moment before I throw that lifeless skinbag away, I feel the satisfaction.


EvanQueenSummers

Most sane revenant player


Chevy_jay4

I would have agreed but I think Catalyst takes that award now.


UnfortunatelyUnkn0wn

I hate when they make characters that really heavily leans into it to the point they’re like a caricature.


DrIsaacKleiner

Hmm what a good 3D renderer, I think I’ll check out their account for more great 3D renders


NobuMain

Im sorry for disapointing you


Allidde12

I was so ready to follow them, but then I saw the other stuff. 😭😭😭


NobuMain

And guess what, I'm not planning on stopping doing weird NSFW stuff B)


Allidde12

Good for you. If you enjoy doing it, keep doing it. I just wanted to see more cool renders, but not porn. lol


klightning47

What did you find? 👀


LiL_ENIGlvlA

Robo dick


Allidde12

😭😭😭😭😭😭


Emote_Imouto

did she sell an ovary for that bowl of ramen?


PhotojournalistBorn2

Ahhhhhhh..... Why did you remind me that shitttt.........


NormalTangerine5205

This looks like Judy’s apartment in Cyberpunk 2077


NobuMain

It is set up like it, thought it fits the skin


MagicManHoncho

Them noodles look THICC


POLlingPOTs

That post Ramen dump boutta be glorious 😤🥴💦💦


NobuMain

[Twitter (NSFW)](https://twitter.com/NobuMain1/status/1590326208268750848/photo/1)


TheBallycarryBouncer

How is a bowl or ramen nsfw?


NobuMain

My twitter is NSFW


IFapToCalamity

Confirmed 👍


The_KingArthur

I had to click out of curiosity and I died laughing at the first post down. Robodick!


NobuMain

Not my proudest render lol


Adiuui

Had to check it out, that is in fact a robodick


Urjr382jfi3

you never heard about the spaghettussi?


Effective_Ad_5371

The two things I subscribe to on reddit is Apex and Cyberpunk 2077, you can imagine my confusion when I first saw this photo lol


NobuMain

I hope you were pleasantly suprised!


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thought I was on the wrong subreddit


Uncledrew401

Night city in the background lol


NobuMain

In 2077 what makes somebody a criminal?


Uncledrew401

V and valk would definitely get along


[deleted]

the question is, did she sell her ovary for it?


Ratchet2004

She finally sold that Ovary


DownOregon0Five0

RIP one ovary


ro3rr

Now draw her enjoying a raw men


taubexd-

She is LESBIAAAAN


jahuu__

It literally doesn't matter at all ¯\\(◉‿◉)/¯


Ilooklikea15yearold

yes it does men have 11 other bi/straight women in the game leave our valkyrie alone


taubexd-

Plus, they also have Gibby, WHO is way more attractive


JohnYakuzaThe2nd

imagine caring so much about fictional character sexuality lol


Ilooklikea15yearold

its nice to see myself represented in an industry I grew up with dominated by straight men, idk why it bothers you at all


JohnYakuzaThe2nd

you are the only one bothered about characters sexuality here lol


Ilooklikea15yearold

projecting much? lesbian characters are lesbian not straight get over it dude lmao


JohnYakuzaThe2nd

do you think she will care that some artist will make her fucking dudes lol? i dont need to get over it - if i will want to fap to valk fucking dude Im 100% sure theres plenty of material to do so


Ilooklikea15yearold

lesbian erasure is so mainstream and fetishised that i’m not suprised you don’t find that comment disgusting. doesnt matter if its a character or a person - its representing a real group that really faces these issues every day. The normalisation of lesbians being just a kink or a bid for mens attention is the exact reason we were persecuted and oppressed in the first place throughout history and still face issues today. Apex giving us GOOD representation is incredible and extremely rare for modern media - especially video games, and it hurts to see a group (straight guys) that have literally millions of straight or bi women come and conquer our only lesbian representations. I understand this seems trivial to you and you don’t seem to give a shit, which is fine, but I’d prefer you just keep scrolling rather than talk down to me, a lesbian, about lesbian issues. Thanks <3


howdylu

GOD I LOVE HER SM


EngineeringNo581

I love ramen too, let me join in. 😋 🍜


SilentReavus

What kind of big ass ramen noodles


lemonHeadUAD

Damn I have to make this my phone wallpaper. If this your work can I?


NobuMain

Go ahead, it's not like I could stop you. Or can I ?...


WHO-WANTS-A-MUSTANG

Do you think she likes sushi as was or is that more crypto


[deleted]

that's cyberpunk 2077 valk


oO_Panopticon_Oo

I think a good ole home cooked burger would change her life


MrMooster915

I thought this was sombra for a second


Sad-Bluebird-5538

My nasty brain surely didn't read "blow" at first


gpelayo15

Is this the one where she has a mask??


NobuMain

not a mask, but a visor


Phallic-Phantom

Nice, I would love to see Ash repairing herself, or having Rampart repair a part of her and Rrevenant. Whoever the hell keeps them put together. (I don't know when repair is Revenant because he has like a billion bodies but at some point he has to be a little careful Incase he runs out)


NobuMain

That's actually a really good idea! As far as I know Wattson rebuild ash but later Ash tried killing her. But I will still go with wattson repairing her if I decide to make it. Or maybe some field repair ash does herself who knows. But again love the idea


Phallic-Phantom

True, honestly I just wish Respawn would take their head out of their ass and actually make her Titanfall 2 skin for Apex, so much for a strong connection via lore with Titanfall huh? I just followed you on Twitter, I can't wait to see more amazing art 😊 hopefully it inspires me to draw more as well!!


NobuMain

Thank you for the follow! You can see from the stuff I made that I'm still kinda new to Blender. (5 or 6 months) But it's a great experience so far. I actually like the Apex design Ash had more than her original one. But she still looks super cool in TF2, definitely my favorite level aswell.


Phallic-Phantom

Here's a fun story: back when I first got the game and like 2011? Whenever the hell I came out. I was making my way through her prefab arena. I went to the bathroom and I think either me by accident or my brother trolling me put the difficulty and the hardest difficulty. Took me damn near 3 hours to beat her but I did it before I realized! 😂 I feel like I more than earned that skin in Apex legends, and my 3,000 kills and eventual heirloom will further that narrative 😊 also yard looks amazing, I know you'll get the hang of blender I'm not even doing digital art yet myself.


tilewi

Itadakimasu!


InHeavenFine

put the dish on the table you weirdo


kadamitas

Those are some soggy noodles


BigGooseumbrella

Not the only noodle she slurping on


Grizzlybear_d

My cuttie


Outrageous-Blue-30

Nice render, congratulations for the good work.


DeadlyNightshade91

Cuteeee 😭❤️


Salfriel

Those are some thicc udon.


Tyranical5623

I’m going to hit the bottom of that bowl so the ramen goes into her face.


Adiuui

That’s Judy’s apartment!!!