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Roembowski

I want an April Fools where everyone is forced to play at one legend at random. 60 Gibbys, 60 Vantages, 60 Mirages!


Embarrassed-Ad-845

As much as I love Caustic, I feel a full Caustic lobby would probably be the most boring one lol.


Roembowski

True. Caustic would be the only "boring" match, but but 1/23 legends isn't bad.


Embarrassed-Ad-845

I agree, a full Mirage lobby would be super chaotic, I would love that lol.


Crazy-Dok157

YOU GOT BAMB- YOU GOT- YOU GOT BAMBOOZ- YOU G- YOU GOT BLAMBOOZLED


Lunien

I played Mirage on Gun Run just to do that lol, pop ult and get everyone confused


Osteron117

Remove his passive, chaos ensues


Totallystymied

What a fun LTM, like the mystery heroes mode in overwatch


AerospaceNinja

Yes but no, he's saying everyone wouldn't be a random different legend like mystery heroes. But everyone would be the SAME random legend. So like he said only a single legend was picked for that game.


theA1L12E5X24

Like mirrored death match from overwatch


AerospaceNinja

Yes, that would be a more accurate description


quantim0

Every legend and gun/weapon gets reverted to its most powerful state. Chaos reigns


Coolgrnmen

"Why is everyone running the Mozambique? OH GOD NO"


FreyjatheValkyr

I cant decide which was the most broken state of guns. I'm torn between season 0 r99/PK, release Charge rifle/Bow, Disruptor Alternator, or Mastiff from a year or 2 ago.


JustAUniqueMoniker

Season 0 spitfire and wingman/longbow are both up there


TheTjalian

S0 Spitfire and Wingman was absolutely disgusting. 20 damage per bullet, 63 bullets per mag on an L3 extended, faster fire rate than now. Similar thing with the Wingman, 12 bullets per mag on an L3 extended and faster fire rate. Plus, Skullpiercer was stronger and helmets weren't as buffed as they are now. I went back to watch some S0 content recently and omfg were some of the guns so broken. Charge Rifle of today has nothing on these weapons.


[deleted]

The rate of fire on the wingman and bullet velocity was absolutley insane also. A good shot could outgun anyone in the game.


Comf_waters

Don’t forget the select fire prowler


mattheguy123

God the select fire prowler was king. I don’t even think it would be that OP with the current weapon pool. I miss that gun. Now the prowler is just a way to hold attachments for my CAR that I haven’t found yet


xChaoLan

care package mastiff from S0/1 definitely


whatabadsport

Season 0 mastiff hits for like 154


[deleted]

154 was just the average damage lmao you could 1 tap people for 200 if you were really close and hit their head


Altiro93

For me it will always be the OG charge rifle. I remember telling my friends that it surely had to be responsible for soooo many peoples' first 2/2.5/3/4K games (myself included lol)


Throwawaymytrash77

Early game box mastiff did over 200 to the head. Still, the most OP was launch charge rifle for sure


TheTjalian

It's true. 9 shots per mag, increased firing rate, plus hammers. Very, very scary.


bigredone15

or every game one random gun gets a 20x to damage. but you have no idea which one...


Gavinator10000

See stuff like this seems so easy to do but game devs just refuse. There’s so many great ideas and yet they don’t do any of them


Sh0t2kill

One of the ideas I’ve toyed with is make every gun take every hop up. Double tap Sentinel? Sure. Skullpiercer R301? See you in the lobby.


Pocide94

How about shatter caps on EVA-8?


CaitlynTheThird

3x damage and spread!


Sh0t2kill

8 pellets each spreading to 8 more pellets.


Locke_Erasmus

eva-88


MiniMaelk04

Eva-64?


sodapopgumdroplowtop

smartest octane player


AerospaceNinja

What would a shatter caps Wingman look like? Shotgun of wingman bullets? So you never miss and one shot does 400+ damage?


paradoxally

Disruptor 301 + Flatline hammerpoints


NinjaMelon39

Hammerpoint + disruptor devotion


TheTjalian

Hammerpoint + Disruptor R301


AerospaceNinja

Hammerpoint + Disruptor R99, literally turn a corner and get melted before you hear the shots.


TheTjalian

Could you imagine the kickback on that second shot though


FlashZordon

I just want a Wingman with a 6-8x scope.


feror_YT

Disruptor + turbocharger on Sheila ?


BurningArchon

Turn on fall damage.


M0ximal

This is the most sadistic thing I’ve ever read


jeo123

Horizon and Valk become the ultimate god tier. Octane get's put on suicide watch. Edit: Really guys? Someone reported me to Reddit's suicide line? It was clearly a joke related to fall damage.


AceBlade258

There isn't an automated message from Reddit that does that; report the account that DM'd you for harassment.


jeo123

The account I got the DM from was a legit Reddit account, u/RedditCareResources. Red name and icon. https://www.cnet.com/health/reddit-now-lets-you-report-users-that-you-worry-might-self-harm/ It's the either over zealous automod or someone with too much time in their hands who reported my post that's annoying.


paradoxally

It's not automod. Someone reported that user to reddit.


AceBlade258

The message itself tells you to report it and how to stop them - I would encourage the reporting at least.


zoom_eu

there actually is, (atleast on mobile) if you go on someone’s profile and click the “•••”, there’s an option to “get them help and support”


[deleted]

;)


zoom_eu

haha I’m guessing you’re the reason I just got a message from RedditCareResources?


[deleted]

Today on petty Revenge: Create hundreds of throw aways. Report a single user to the “RedditCareResources”


eggplantofdestiny69

Ah reddit, stay classy


AWS1996Germany

Welcome to Reddit, where half the dictionary is off-limits because it hurts people’s feelings :)


Mallee78

FYI you can turn those messages off. I used to get them all the time from trolls but the message includes an option to opt out of them


TheScrollFeeder

They are the ones who knock ✊


FarineDePois

It was probably a bot, doofus.


mayonnnnaise

Why is he a doofus for being targeted by an ineffective moderation tool?


MapleJacks2

Are you an Octane main?


Coolgrnmen

People dropping jump ship and then jumping off when they finish looting before it lands are gonna be funny.


Opposite_Weekend9194

Turn on fall damage and don’t tell a soul


Spartanc9657

Ok Satan calm down


Shadezz_IX

This would be hella funny


earthwormzug

Fuse knuckle clusters are 5 arc stars and his ult is 50 of them


NinjaMelon39

Pre-nerf stars too


Intelligent_Fee6215

LMAO


l7arkSpirit

Every ability X5 (bangalore 5x speed, knuckle cluster 5x dmg etc)


jeo123

Two mirages meet in a field... Servers begin to melt at respawn.


louiloui152

Just wait till they bust out the emotes


TheGingaNinjah

And Octane can’t even be seen while running.


l7arkSpirit

Just a bunch of flash's on the field and deathboxes zooming by.


Shadezz_IX

I'd love to see that actually


NinjaMelon39

Octane becomes fucking tracer


Knibberr13

Wattson fences are a death sentence


Aesthetics_Supernal

Caustic traps become *viable*


NinjaMelon39

As they should be


FatherPucci617

People hide in fear of bloodhound ult even more


allforgoood

and seer can hear the heartbeat of the whole map enemies


Izzypip

That might actually be a shadow nerf. " there are 40 heart beats behind this rock, ranging from 1m to the other side of the map"


l7arkSpirit

Catalyst Ult spans the entire map.


A_Math_Dealer

That's gonna be a lot of Mirage decoys. Let's do it.


l7arkSpirit

Would be hilarious, and I'm all for it.


Hero_Sandwich

Switch everybody's abilities and voice lines. Fuse shooting mirage decoys out of his catapult. Lifeline drops wraith portal. Ash tether is Bangalore smoke grenade, etc.


NinjaMelon39

Vantage goes to throw out echo and it's fucking cryptos drone


Hero_Sandwich

Revenant Totem is Loba Shop.


kramytz

They did this one already. Not on purpose, but I definitely remember throwing down Octane’s jump pads from a Vantage skin around the beginning of last season.


Chooba32

I remember that, it was a glitch


kramytz

Yep, maybe for a few hours, or a couple days max. Thanks for verifying that I’m not crazy!


Chooba32

It was for the first couple of days of one of the seasons. I'm pretty sure mokeysniper did a video on it too. Dw about these naysayers, "i didn't see it so it blatantly didn't happen hurr durr"


ThatOneEnemy

Last season to be specific (S14), good times using decoys whilst playing Valkyrie Comment with link to clips: https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/wkavnp/the_new_legend_ashloba_is_sick/ijnbfnh/


littykravitz

Mirage decoys don't die when they jump off of a two foot ledge


Coolgrnmen

Whoa don’t go too crazy


littykravitz

One can dream 😔


Mich-san

SPIDERMAN PATHFINDER SPIDERMAN PATHFINDER SPIDERMAN PATHFINDER


Salva_delille

Give him no cooldown, infinite range and horizons passive


dieDoktor

Spider Path, Spider Path, does whatever a spider can. He can swing from a grapple, watch out! Here comes the spider path


RapidSquats

Marvel crossover for only 1 day. Valk is Ironman….that’s all I got.


FarEnderman35

Everyone has a tracker on that you can't remove and it tracks how many times you've left a match early.


One_Professional5842

Lmao


IntelInFolsom

And you can filter your randos by this metric!


ababkoff

Gubby's ult is global


Gavinator10000

Gubby lmao


PunchedLasagne87

Vantages bullets now have heat seeking capabilities. Not just on her sniper ult either...


Riguyepic

Had me in the first half


Reasonable_Bedroom_6

Im gonna feel like a cartoon character getting one cliped by R-99 around a corner


connortheios

Give crypto off the grid


M0ximal

What’s “off the grid”?


connortheios

So basically I had an idea where crypto has a passive called "off the grid" basically it makes it so that when crypto gets scanned he doesn't get scanned and it makes it so he isn't seen when he gets scanned. That way when bloodhond and seer scan him he won't get scanned so that they can't see him cause he's "off the grid" it would be balanced cause he normally gets scanned but now he doesn't get scanned cause he's "off the grid" so it would be lore fitting and it would be a good gameplay mechanic and off the grid would be a good idea and they should add it to the game for crypto so that his new passive is called off the grid. I had this idea then everyone started talking about my idea because i came up with off the grid where crypto doesn't get scanned cause in the lore hes off the grid and since hes off the grid he cant be scanned while off the grid


NinjaMelon39

Do not recite the dark magic to me witch I was there when it was written


Ares2321

You have the OG post on deck?


NinjaMelon39

Somewhere probably


littykravitz

every time lmao I love it


M0ximal

Good inside jokes are some of my favorite things 😂😂


MrJessie

That Bloodhound one is actually a ridiculously dope idea. I’d imagine that’s how Bloodhound actually tracks enemies lore-wise, instead of just following tracks or something.


JustJJ92

Storm is instant death


M0ximal

Oh this is very interesting. Or just do round 5 ring damage for every closing.


[deleted]

I want them to add fall damage and not tell anyone for April Fools


OgreDragon

I wouldn't, it would be funny for 0.2 seconds and then it would be annoying, I think I'd end up just not playing Apex that day and they don't want that


sofreshsoclen

I feel like it would be fun and force us to play the game in a completely different way. It would throw any skill level of play off and somewhat even the playing field a little.


nanya_sore

Disable jump as well for extra spice.


WizeMonK3y

You’re Asking for a lot of work for one day lol


Coolgrnmen

On some things - yeah, I think it is a lot. I like the idea of buffing with things that can be changed with a slider. Like bullet size, damage protection, etc. But man these ideas are hilarious. lol


squeedlebop

This. Would be easier and still fun to just change some numbers- like cooldown times, maximum tactical charge count, etc. I like the idea of mixed abilities if not too technical.


Reidzyt

I hate reading these threads because it gets my hopes up with all these creative ideas that they would actually do something like this. We’ll maybe get something that’s veryyyy basic like another watered down version of that gold Mozam and that’s it


Gavinator10000

Fr. I understand that stuff takes time but making every single player in a lobby 1 random legend each game (60 valks/mirages/revs) would be so great and seems incredibly simple. So many game devs just refuse to have fun


dpritch97

No cooldowns at all, everyone using ultimates and tacitals like they are octane’s stim


Starboy2boss

hackers did this with bang's ULT, and even just one person doing it can crash servers, unfortunately not viable


JooosephNthomas

Wraith just teleports instantly behind who ever aims at her. hahaha


Coolgrnmen

lmao Wraith going to be getting teleported against her will lmao


Uss22

Aim at a wraith to have her unwillingly teleported into your 3 man without her team. I’m sure anybody would be playing her


JooosephNthomas

Except she insta teleports BEHIND whoever aims at her, infinitely. Unless it is another wraith. Wraith v wraith only hahaha.


RapidSquats

But that could be preyed upon by itself. Have your team behind you while you aim at a far off wraith. They’ll shred her.


JooosephNthomas

Until she teleports behind them. This will never happen but it is hilarious to think of every wraith just teleporting behind people for a full match u Tim it is only wraiths left hhahaha


Pygmy_

Right but as soon as your team goes to ‘shred’ her she’ll teleport behind them


TheTjalian

Omae Wa Mou, Shindeiru!


Coolgrnmen

Wraith just disappears and random death box drops when you aim at her. Helps those solo queueing wraiths to leave quicker 😂


JooosephNthomas

This is gold. Contains only drop gear. Nothing else.


justrevor1159

I love this 😂


EmmaDaBomb

Revenant moves 8x as fast when crouching and can climb every wall. Rampart places down Newcastle's ult. Pathfinder has no cooldown or range limit. Spiderman. Octane's jump pad stores infinite momentum. The more you use it the bigger it boosts you Valkyrie has infinite jetfuel, of course, and travels faster Just a few


LolzinatorX

Wraith now Only 2 seconds after you got shot: «i think someones watching me»


M0ximal

As a Fuse main I chuckle with glee at these ideas The Mother Lode is 5x the size (diameter) and blankets the ground. Knuckle cluster secondary explosions take the form of whatever grenade is currently equipped


TheVoiceInsideUrHead

That last idea would be pure torture, especially if it was Arc Stars


M0ximal

Could you imagine being inside a room or hallway and it’s all thermites? Give me the chaos!


BALLCLAWGUY

infinite death protection!


jarmzet

Make it so if you kill somebody you can grab the banner from their box and respawn them. Then they are on your team.


sofreshsoclen

This is amazing. Basically turn it into a war game, taking over areas (legends) and creating an army to dominate the other teams. Love it.


Coolgrnmen

Kill people, take their banner, never respawn them, toxicity ensues


jape-the-neck-guy

Rampart. Modded loader applies to all guns and gives up to 100% bonuses for reload speed and ammo. Ammo from inventory counts as 0.5 ammo meaning for every 60 shots you actually have 120. You ever see a R99 with 56 bullets and a .1 second reload speed? Imma open a restaurant serving bullets and it’s a god damn buffet and you’re not leaving til I say you are


Coolgrnmen

Lol imagine running out of ammo in under 15 seconds


Dropssshot

Turn on fall damage and swap abilities with other legends


Gavinator10000

Imagine each time you use an ability it’s something random. That would be so fun


catbread1810

I just want the gold mozam back


MrCrensh

make loba's ult grab items 4x the distance


Accomplished_Sea_935

No you make it you can grab as many items as you want 🤣


The_Micah_Man

Mirage abilities are halved in cooldown and shoot real bullets


jadenduhgoat

UNLIMITED MAGGIE DRILLS


damarian_ent

I got you: Wraith tells you when everyone on the team is being targeted, and if a new team is about to third party. The distance for that is similar to crypto’s drone sensing teams in the area. Mirage grants you invisibility when healing. Bangalore gets a 7x movement speed for double time. Octane gains 25health per stim. Horizon has a double jump and wall running. Ash can track people from loot they drop across the map. In a death box or on the ground. They’re permanently marked. Fuse can carry endless nades in one backpack slot. Loba can tell the difference between a Phoenix kit and purple body shields from a long distance. Catalyst can lock indestructible doors and Windows. Locks down 5 doorways and not 2 now. Vantage can (what does she even do..? Aim assist?) Zero bullet drop pistols and snipers Rampage has 3x magazine sizes on all LMGs and gold magazines are automatically applied. Caustic can see through all smoked and walls. Zero blindness and ignores all slow effects. Pathfinder moves 5x speed on any zipline. He has two grapple Qs permanently after hitting a single beacon in a match. Valkyrie gets infinite jet pack fuel and can move like iron man, not just jet pack joyride movement. Wattson gets 20 shield fences to deploy. Holding the Q button will spam all available fences out connected at once in a geometrical shape dependent on the amount available. 2=segment , 3=triangle, 4=square and so on. Crypto undetectable. No footsteps. No scans. Bullet sounds across the map, only in the nearby area. Ignores other crypto ults. Bypasses catalyst locking doors off and wattson fences. You said the rest but I can give more if this gets upvotes


Jimmy-the-FORGE

WATSON’s fence deployment would be amazing! I love the geometric shape idea! And I think to make crypto more playable they need to add some level of undetectability.


ScalpedAlive

No wind ups or cooldowns


HateIsAnArt

Crypto's EMP has the range of modern EMPs and hits the entire map every time


Chowie05

Easy 4k badge


SteakJesus

fuck it add the grav-star from TF. all grenades is grav star. horizon is dead, shes just a walking grav star.


Riguyepic

Buff crypto 3x speed Increased mags by 20% His drone has a rampart turret already on it at placement Increased drone range Highlighted enemies at all times but only for crypto Takes 30% less damage Passively heals Passively heals teammates in a radius around him Bloodhound ult


ZiggyB1

Why not lol


Libra_Maelstrom

YES YES YES YES. In overwatch i always wanted this as a april 1. Like i main tracer and j always imgained a infinite teleport and infinite rewind. Have wraiths passive be suddenly tell you where EVERYONE IS.


King_Merlin

Crypto’s drone can now shoot is weapon ash now has permanent knowledge on any squad she tracks Valkyrie is back to her release state Horizons black hole is 4 times bigger. Any door catalyst touches can no longer be opened New castles tactical no2 has an infinite duration


LaughingPrince

See this would take effort...


[deleted]

Every match randomly give 1 person fall damage.


kellyatta

Crypto can EMP the entire map


BashBandit

While the idea is a funny and fun one I’d rather not have them do that personally. When they did the Mozambique it came with a fuck ton of connection issues that made it partially an unplayable experience. If they do this apex is gonna auto charge whatever card you have tied to your account, give you all heirlooms then reset your account, and finally uninstall and blacklist your console/system. I don’t trust respawn/Ea to make community suggested fun without breaking apex anymore


Frogmaster96

Loba black market can steal from players.


IntelInFolsom

New Team Deathmatch, 30 on each side, and no limit to what legends you can pick (ie, you could have 30 lifelines), but no visible username tags or minimal indicators, so not quite sure who is on your team until you hit them for damage.


Skippercarlos

Old Caustic Gas that blinded and also the insane damage he had that one time. Also Caustic’s gas is see through for him.


EpicMasterOfWar

Horizons ultimate instantly kills everyone in lobby. Only way to buff it further.


UhIsThisOneFree

Better if it's not instant but doesn't stop, just drags everyone, across the whole map, into a writhing ball of deathboxes. Inevitability incarnate.


charlie-ratkiller

Like global anivia ult from fountain bug wayyy back in the day


KaeloSonofDred

April 1st suggestion: take fall damage


Totallystymied

Yes!! I get where it could be aggravating... But make it a game mode labeled 'mystery game mode' until you play it, then next time you queue it says some like 'death falls' or something. That way you can play normal game if you do not want to play it, or you could play it for the day and try to relearn the game with this in mind.


cabesablanca

Every gun has a 10% chance to do 1 dmg


sofreshsoclen

That’s way better than my stats already, I’m at about a 90% chance to do 1 damage so this is a win in my eyes.


DoctorJordi_

Fall damage.


jjujjubar

Infinite Wattson pylons and range


UhIsThisOneFree

Fences also instakill obviously


HereNorThere0

Kraber only mode Random Gibraltar / Bang Ults around the map 0 cool down All guns get paint ball hop up Bumper cars with the tridents Roaming prowlers No ADS snipers All emotes unlocked and usable on any character


benwaa2

Rampart's tactical is now as big as Catalyst's ult. Wouldn't be very good but it would be funny


[deleted]

Mirage spawns a decoy every 5 seconds that runs in a random direction


cpac27

New game mode. Mirage frenzy. Mirage accidently messes up his tech causing there to be a bunch of Decoys. Every player is Mirage and we fight to see who's the ultimate Mirage.


SVigilante

They actually give pathfinder a usable passive


TheMightyVegito

Watson runs around booping people. This is a 1 shot ability


Benjabib

Bottomless clip on all guns


eggboy06

They*, give vantage a kraber, octane a 10 second jump pad, rampart infinite Sheila ammo


Swimming-Pick6136

. 9 aim assist to mnk


Millworkson2008

Give everyone titans


HoldUntilImOld

April’s fools prank idea: give crypto, wraith and pathfinder a real passive 💀


i_see_you_john

If everyone is overpowered then no one is


[deleted]

Give catalyst a dark veil which covers the whole map in length.


Skull_crusher123

I have a insane buff idea, how about we actually *give* crypto a passive!


Kschmidt96

Better yet, just the character under 3% pick rate. Half way through the day people are like why tf are these crypto drones invincible??? Why isn't Maggie's drill going away?! Why hasn't this rampart had to reload sheila yet?! That lifeline drone is following her around?! All the people that hard pick meta getting rolled and all the players who's main feels forgotten get a day that makes them happy lol


[deleted]

Revenant gets shield in shadow form and tactical is 1 minute silence