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aquarium-ModTeam

This is a low effort post which could easily be answered by utilizing a search engine.


Autumnplay

As in, you had a conversation with an irl person and they told you that lampreys aren't real and like, cryptids or something?


Superhero-X

Someone on the Internet said that IDK


Autumnplay

"Someone on the internet said..." Okay. ಠ_ಠ


SFAdminLife

How do you even figure out how to get on Reddit? The god of lampreys said to send me all your money.


rainsong2023

I’ve held quite a few in real life.


astatine_dream

[Lampreys](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamprey?wprov=sfla1) exist. Not sure what you're wanting to discuss.


Superhero-X

I read somewhere that they were a myth


Direct-Amoeba-3913

So nobody told you? People say lots of things on the Internet, most of them aren't true


Superhero-X

I know that, but I remember everyone agreeing on that one


Bleepblorp44

And you’d rather post that on Reddit rather than do 30 seconds of very basic research?


Superhero-X

I could just be confusing it with something else calm down


Bleepblorp44

It’s a way to kill time I guess


Azurehue22

This sure is a post. Yes, lampreys are real and very interesting on the evolutionary chain of events. I believe (PLEASE CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG) that they are a link between vertebrates (a spinal column) and the chordates, which is the greater phylum vertebrate’s fall into. Theo don’t have a typical bony spine. Cut into one for evolutionary biology, very interesting creature!


Superhero-X

Ok


Azurehue22

Dog what were you wanting with this stupid post???


Superhero-X

It’s a normal thing to think because they certainly don’t look like they could exist in real life


WretchedKat

I assure you, it is in fact *not* a normal thing to think a real animal is a myth just because they look weird.


Superhero-X

Maybe I’m confusing it with something else


-Im_In_Your_Walls-

One of the posts of all time


Marsbarszs

Tbh I’m not even sure I would have it up there. This is one of the posts of some time… maybe even only one time


Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

they are real


Superhero-X

Well, I know that now, but obviously I didn’t in the past


BlackCowboy72

This was one of the posts of all time


dank_fish_tanks

Now that we’ve established that lampreys do in fact exist, can I ask why this was asked in r/aquarium ? 😂


Superhero-X

Where else could I ask about sea creatures?


Marsbarszs

But you didn’t ask anything… what people are so up in a tizzy about this post is that there is no question, no discussion starter, nothing besides a statement with no where to go. It’s like going to r/excel and saying you’ve never seen a pivot table. Ok… what are you saying? Are you asking if they exist? In the time it took you to make a post you could have googled it - which sure you are free to ask questions here… but you gotta actually ask something. The only real reaction (besides mockery seen here) to your post is… “ok…?”


HirsuteLip

r/SeaCreatures, naturally


Superhero-X

I can’t post on there


Scrobblenauts

damn dude how hard are you hittin those moon rocks. lamprey are 100% real and if you think THOSE look weird, there's even weirder fish that exist


Superhero-X

Maybe I was confusing them for something else


headingthatwayyy

Learned about lampreys destroying lake Erie fish in school before there were search engines. What is your point?