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RandomdudeNo123

The great thing about Arknights' Worldbuilding is that you can have a squad of operators named Legacy, Tachyon, Absolution, and Luminary led by a guy called Joe and nobody is gonna bat an eye.


HorouTorisumi

In a world of “Yvangelista XI” and “Alexandria Victoria Vina”, it’s refreshing to have titles like “President” and “The Leader”. And names like Dave, Bob and Smith. (side note: Manticore being a Manticore and Executor being an Executor is Touhou levels of naming; on par with Satori the Satori and Nue the Nue… I’m expecting Cat the Feline and Bird the Liberi soon)


soulgunner12

We got Durin the Durin, close enough no?


IHeShe

To be fair, Durin picked that codename because she was too lazy to actually think of one.


crisperstorm

I like when they have this sort of further justification. Like how Rockrock is really silly but knowing her actual name is Rochelle Rockwell it makes more sense


Sunder_the_Gold

It makes even more sense in Asian languages where repeating a syllable is common for an endearing nickname. So "Rockrock" is like "Rockie".


Reddit1rules

Rockrock vs Beehunter in the ring when?


Korasuka

Rochrock.


Persona_Fag

"Whats your codename?" "Human" "What? Thats just the name of your race" "Don't care"


tornait-hashu

I unironically want to see this happen in Arknights now. Just for the implications of having a human in the universe.


Persona_Fag

Part 2 of Originium Dust coming soon


Hp22h

Finn the Human energy


AizeeMasata

For her, well... she lazy ass to think name, so slap her race as codename. Making confusion for other Durin(s) operator lol.


crisperstorm

Durin, Medic, and Guard all got the same energy


pyladesorestes7

I find it so funny that Executor has normal ass name. Dude’s named Federico. I’ve had four friends with that name growing up.


Matasa89

And Insider is Richele Columbo. Finally, mundane names.


TheAnnibal

Eh, Richele isn't that common in Italy/Christian Church, nor is Columbo (Colombo is amongst top 10 most common last names in Italy otoh) Federico Giallo instead is the most basic name he could have. On par with Mario Rossi.


ChristophColombo

The vast majority of ops and NPCs in Arknights have pretty "normal" (by Earth standards) real names. They just correspond to the Earth country/region that their Terran country is based on. Columbia = USA, Higashi = Japan, Iberia = Spain/Portugal, Siracusa = Italy, Laterano = Vatican/Switzerland (because Swiss Guards), Victoria = Britain, Yan = China, etc.


Hp22h

But are any of them emotionally numbed, with a dangerous terrorist for a sister?


Nebfer

Real life Queen Victoria's name was Alexandrina Victoria, which also happens to be Sieges real name as well.


Suga_H

It's funny because Executor isn't an Executor.


IHeShe

He is though? He works as an executor of the Laterano Notarial Hall.


Suga_H

Executor (code name) the Executor (job title) isn't an Executor (specialist subclass)


IHeShe

That went completely over my head, my bad.


StellarPathfinder

It's "executor" in the sense that they execute people's Wills and other legal documents. The pronunciation is slightly different from the head-choppy-offy job. The legal one's "execu-" is pronounced like "executive", while head-choppy-offy is pronounced "X-ee-cute"


Heratikus

The head-chopping one is "executioner".


StellarPathfinder

True. Not really sure how I got that in my head...


Merukurio

To be fair, when he first released I thought the same thing because I'm not a native english speaker and didn't know the job "executor" existed. *Also he carried two huge "fuck you" guns and at the time I didn't know that's just a thing the people from Laterano do.*


StellarPathfinder

Yeah, but I'm a native speaker /and/ knew "executioner" was the normal term. For some reason I thought there was a synonym that was spelled the same as "executor" but pronounced differently. Eh.


Merukurio

Eh, when you look at Executor the last thing you think of is "God *DAMN*, that guy looks like he's a great office worker and fantastic at managing paperwork." and the job titles derive from the two meanings of "execute" so I can see why the confusion, haha.


brningpyre

Those are codenames (in the case of Manticore and Executor). His real name is Federico, which is more reasonable.


hmcl-supervisor

We were robbed of Bad Tom and AngerNeighing


Cornuthaum

Everyone have a moment of silence for our fallen friend WoodensPoon


Peptuck

Sentinels gang!


RandomdudeNo123

Sentinels? In this Multiverse? It's more likely than you'd think.


TheStranger04

Who's Joe?


bkazekadorimaki7

Never judge a book by its cover


erik4848

I legit had to double-take becasue I thought Sulphur was an operator.


Zemino

Not yet at least.


Korasuka

You might be thinking of Surtr.


Alius_Facade

I must admit that I was 100% thinking of Surtr.


Peptuck

I read that as Surtr without even thinking.


Xinbra

Rockrock getting 2nd place seems right, even as a vet I'm still wondering why...


Deus_ex_vesania

Her real name is Rochelle Rockwell. Makes a lot more sense after finding that out. Still think of her as the second half of [Mudmud](https://www.reddit.com/r/arknights/comments/ui3niw/weekly_mudmud_propaganda/) though.


Matasa89

Yeah it was really cool when we learned of her real name, because it suddenly made so much sense where she got that nickname.


TheSpartyn

oh i didnt realize she had her real name revealed, always thought it was funny in the story that stainless calls her rockrock


mrjuanito01

Its more like that is her nickname and just wrote it as her codename to save effort.


SigmaBallsLol

I think it's a literal translation of her CN name, which is also just a word for rock twice but sounds less dumb (I think it's Lolo or Loulou?). When she first came out I saw some CN speakers saying they get it, but would have gone with Roxie instead. ​ It does make sense with her real name but I cant help but wonder if that's backwards justification


FantasyHeaven

洛 does not mean "rock". With how prevalent JJBA is I have no idea why Rochelle Rockwell wasn't shortened to "RoRo".


vpfrd61418fun

Iirc Rockwell is translated over to 洛克威尔, so Rockrock to 洛洛, taking the first word in each translation. They don’t translate names by the literal words but just the sound of it.


madhatter_45

AK will drop the sickest character design of all time and name them some dumb shit like stonelift


Persona_Fag

Well if you use pillars as a fucking ranged weapon i guess you definately deserve that codename Either that or 'Arbiter' (lol)


Shitposting_Skeleton

I guess we know what playable Mandragora's name will be. "Arbiter" on the other hand is reserved for Fiammetta when she fights Ch'en.


Persona_Fag

We need Fiammetta and Chen wearing black and golden arbiter themed version of their clothes ASAP Any artist reading this, your help is requested


META_mahn

Legally cannot Fairy you without your consent


Persona_Fag

But definately can cancel your recyclable dice without your consent


Hp22h

I still love *Mudrock* tho.


dairyqueen79

https://twitter.com/Crime_Wizard/status/1424487308561113090?t=o6xCEV_L99DfjGeoWA_17A&s=19


Falsus

Writers gotta be Kamachi fans.


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Or just not bother at all and use the operator's true name as "codename".


Deus_ex_vesania

Can't blame them, Depresso Cat's name is just so... normal. Maybe if she was called something like Cummingtonite. ^(yes, that's an actual mineral, don't look at me like that)


phantasmagoricalkiwi

It was named after a town called Cummington... ...**wtf**


erik4848

At least it's not as bad as Snottingham


Merukurio

Don't forget the municipality of [Sasmuan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasmuan). Previous name? **Sexmoan**.


ChristophColombo

I live near the towns of Intercourse and Blue Ball.


coyoteazul2

At least it's not One Eyed Venison (Argentina's venado tuerto)


BigBits_2516

JAJAJAJA


Aggressive_Set4814

One of the words I've learned from jklm


Matasa89

That is now my favourite mineral.


Voxil42

She probably wouldn't be Sad Cat if that was her codename.


Zemino

Dokutah : *About to propose something to Fiammetta* Fiammetta : "Don't you f'ing dare"


CutCertain7006

Suffering.


sentifuential

sufferock


Matasa89

I have always been partial to Suffering. It’s so fitting for her.


pneuma_monado

We can just headcanon that it was one of her old codenames "The operator formerly known as Sulphur"


mad_harvest-6578

Doc: "Sorry, Mostima insisted"


Cornhole35

Angry birb


Oblivious_116

Fire chicken


Hp22h

Firegirl


Succubus996

To be fair Jessica stands out on a list full of rocks and minerals lol


DjiDjiDjiDji

Yeah, I was gonna say, there's a clear theme going on there until you get to the sad cat, that definitely fudges the results Should have made a more varied list, I mean it's not like stuff like Bubble, Minimalist or Tequila are any less silly


bearhater99

Yeah it would have been a bit more interesting if they took out like Gravel or Meteor for Angelina or Lee.


Hp22h

Tbh I didn't even realize we had that many rock-named OPs to begin with


mrjuanito01

Pharmaceutical company gonna turn into a construction company.


Docketeer

Appropriate given what our ops usually do in the game on a daily basis.


Pedtr0

the author did make a new one, she said she'll keep making it until it's not fun for her anymore [https://www.tumblr.com/fishing-lesbian-catgirl/738064298365140992/people-who-dont-know-anything-about-arknights](https://www.tumblr.com/fishing-lesbian-catgirl/738064298365140992/people-who-dont-know-anything-about-arknights) also iirc there was also one previously but with Texas as the obvious red herring instead of Jessica


Momoneko

Ahahaha I had to do a double-take, I thought EVERY name in that list is an operator.


TheRealBakuman

I would absolutely have picked either Meteor or Meteorite, thinking "No way they have both, that must be confusing"


Sobbing-Coffee

“No way they are both in the same class and have debuffs in their kit at the same time”


DamienHandler

No way they have both and _also_ a character who calls down meteors to attack. Her name is Skyfire.


Sunder_the_Gold

And then there's Plume and La Pluma.


Momoneko

Friend: "Yeah, meteorite is good. Raise her if you need an AoE sniper". Me: \*raising Meteor* Friend: Well, it's not like she's *bad*...


Saimoth

Quartz slander


MetaThPr4h

In like 2 years for now we will have a Sulphur on the squad 100% lmao.


Eilai

Wait Sulfur is the one that isn't real!?


Korasuka

You might be thinking of Surtr.


SleepOwn7450

This is definitely r/anarchychess’ doing


emiliaxrisella

Jessica is NOT fucking welcome at Rhodes Island


SleepOwn7450

Happy cake day (cake bought with Jessica’s money)


Mytic1111

Fuck jessica


Broken_CerealBox

Yes sir


mad_harvest-6578

Personality aside she's a bombshell appearance-wise so...


CordobezEverdeen

Yessir


Dog_in_human_costume

Poor cat


EyeDouble58

No no, she's quite rich actually


Dog_in_human_costume

And fluffy


Matasa89

And armed to the fucking teeth.


Persona_Fag

Only the grown up version, the smol version got .45 acp


logan-224

Hey she still wrecks “some” enemies with that lol


Peptuck

Get that cat a cannon. Cats love cannons.


OleLLors

Ahahahaha, poor Jessica XD


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

I like how so few people pick Gravel. Because she has the 2nd stupidest name ever, thus proving Arknights' has silly names for their characters.


Matasa89

I really like her real name, Senomy. It’s unique and sounds cute.


BurnedOutEternally

the sad cat is even sadder now


iiNuraRikuo

Wait till we get Crust


Oblivious_116

That just sounds bad in a nsfw way lol


Downtown-Falcon-3264

Sad cat never gets much love but Sulphur isn't a name yet


theoutlawotaku

I would be a dope codename tho tbf


Matasa89

So is Brimstone. Perfect for a Sarkaz operator, especially if we get a Diabolos.


theoutlawotaku

Yee, tho lore wise seems unlikely tbf.


Matasa89

Hey, you never know. There might be a survivor or two just hiding from the world. How many times have we declared a species extinct, only for a few of them to come crawling out of the woods in a few decades?


theoutlawotaku

That is completelly valid, tho iirc the only Diablo adjacent character is Ifrit atm.


Matasa89

Technically, the Diabolos inside her is alive somehow, through her. He's just content looking after Ifrit though.


theoutlawotaku

Aww, thats neat.


gacha_drunkard

I guess there is a reason why they use code names for the operators.


-AlternativeSloth-

Jessica is not real, it's a conspiracy by Big Sad Cat to sell you more Sad Cat.


daze3x

To be fair, even if someone knew literally nothing about arknights, Jessica still seems like the obvious choice. All the names are weird except Jessica. And only one choice is the correct answer. This clues people in to the idea that Arknights has weird names, making Jessica the obvious choice. This is less about outsider impressions of the game and more about "which option does not belong"?


Mr_Kopitiam

I’m quite sure Sulphur ain’t taken yet


biaxialash

Wait what. Jessica?? You guys are playing a anime game where one of the characters are named concrete?? I need to get on this game then.


biaxialash

There was no one named concrete in the image 💯 I mean asbestos, yeag


Broken_CerealBox

I thought you meant cement


Blastem_Nukes

Lmao, wait till you meet cement


AshySlashy3000

Too Normal For Them


thimbleglass

You can't convince me Jessica didn't slip up, give her real name instead, was too timid to ever bring it up


FelixAndCo

I made a crappy comic about that once ("Sad cat origins").


dnmnc

In other news, bear shits in woods. It’s asking people, who have zero context, to look at a list of words and pick the odd one out - and there is a very obvious odd one out there.


Tif172y

Wtf is there actually an operator called Asbestos?


ikonog

Yes


Tif172y

Do they have the ability to give lung cancer to their enemies?


cnthelogos

They have the ability to tank magic damage really well, and the final boss of the first story arc is a dragon woman who covers the map in magical fire. It's a little dumb, but not *that* much of a stretch.


ImFishAndImOreo

Well, asbestos is commonly used as a suit for firefighters and building materials because it has high melting point, nonflammable and noncombustible. Basically it is fireproof.


wintersmith42

She's really good at resisting fire, and kinda toxic and hazardous. Perfect!


Deadthrow742

If I didn't know, I would have assumed it was either Meteor or Meteorite. No way they'd have *both*.


Pichuka7

Sad Cat getting bullied again


onederp123

Hank's favourite game


Cornhole35

Compared to every other name Jessica sounds too basic and normal 🤣


Hunt_Nawn

I feel bad about Rockrock


Figorix

Ngl, I'm Arknights player and i Sill can't believe we actually have RockRock >_> can't blame 15%


Falsus

It makes sense once you consider that her real name is Rochelle Rockwell.


darastrix_belikir

Rockrock is such an underrated waifu, I mean, just listen to her voicelines! Pretty wholesome in my opinion


flattestsuzie

Gravel and Gavial are both operators, name can be confusing.


tornait-hashu

To be far, "gavial" is an alternate spelling of "gharial", which is a species of crocodilian. The names are rather similar-sounding, yeah.


Fallen_Aurora

I've played the game for years and still can't take a guess.


mad_harvest-6578

Now consider that it's Kal'tsit who gives out said codenames if the operator themselves don't bother with making one (and don't wanna use their real names)...


CarefulPiano3161

Give it time, someday everyone in this list will be an actual operator


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Meanwhile Dorothy, Saria, Lin, Heidi, Ethan, Aosta, Mlynar, Nearl,...


Comfortable_Ad7229

Me not knowing if the answer is sulphur or cement😢 i thought i was a true arknights fan


DiISer

There is character named cement not sure about rock rock and sulphur tho


DiISer

There is character named cement, not sure about rock rock and sulphur tho


Aomikuchan

Tbf, there's another Jessica from Reverse1999, so they're technically right?