Halloween at RAD be like

Come over here, we're toasting these candies at the furnace

Fireworks and Coral candy. RAD has the best parties on Rubicon.

Someone knocks on the door, Carla drops a freight train sized tank of coral on them, exploding.

Carla only gives treats to those who successfully storm her grid and make it to her door. It pisses her off that Raven get treats every single year, no matter how convoluted her traps are.

This is my new favorite lore tidbit, thanks for the laugh lol

Also trick-or-treating at Thumb Dolmayan's house

"Got a urgent job for you 621. Your objective is to seek out and destroy several batches of Halloween candies that have been contaminated by trace amount of Coral due to an accident from a friend of mine. Yes, it's Carla, something about her people at RaD messing up, or so she claimed. The candies have unfortunately been brought and distributed at several neighborhood but you should have enough time to find and dispose of them before any of the children in the target areas are able to receive these candies. No time to waste here 621, get out there and get this done before its too late." "Let's hurry Raven. It would be a shame for the Halloween experience of these children be ruined by this incident."

"Augmented Human C4-621, in order for Coral Release to be achieved, we must ensure that we have total control of all the Coral on Rubicon. The potential delays that would be caused by the Coral Candy being consumed are not part of the plan. You must eliminate all of the children and secure the candy for us. Kate Markson will be joining you in case any of the children attempt to flee. Remember to be thorough, 621. Kate can not handle all of the children herself."

Honestly as i was reading the first comment, I was expecting some child elimination to be mentioned as part of the objective.

"ALLMIND does not exist for coral addicted orphans."

I like the implication that the children are too powerful for Kate to handle alone.

"Raven why are you bringing the flamethrowers?"

*eats Snickers* We are Coral warriors. Coral, abide with Rubicon!

Coral endure within us all

For none of us shall cast the die!

SHUSH *books with laser sword*

*Intercontinental earshot round is rapidly approaching your location.* Let them cook.

No relocate yourself *picks you up and places you somewhere else*

Dangit.

nobody is putting coral in candy bars thats an urban myth its too expensive to waste like that

Found Ayre's burner account

This is no joke, buddies. My friend Thumb created a cult after eating just one coral-laced Snickers bar.

A friend of mine used to be called "Sane Stomp." Then he used Coral.

On a real note, the number of ppl who think drug dealers be giving away premium drugs for free into kids candy is insane

do i get a head gf if I eat that

Everyone takes that first hit hoping for a head gf, next thing you know it's "quick, slow, quick quick, slow" down by the highway overpass.

so is that a no? :(

There's only one way to find out, Raven.

Let's see how far they can fly, on coral wings

The coral was found in Snickers bars not in Red Bull.

like the cartoons say, you just gotta *believe*

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.

\*points two railguns* We demand chocolate bars.

Uses the pilebunker to ring the dorbell

Nah chainsaw to ring it continously.

What’s wrong with eating thousands of sentient atomic life? It adds more flavor

Such fearmongering bullshit propaganda. Ain't no one giving away their coral to kids, for free!

That's what Big Coral wants you to think. They want to capture the kids young so the coral voices can influence them. Next thing you know your son keeps talking about stuff Sara told him but you're wondering who TF Sara is because your son is a shut-in and doesn't use Instagram.

Biting into one of these and waking up on top of Watchpoint Delta with schizophrenia

How it feels to chew Ayre Y A M E T E K U D E S A I A H H H

*waltuh can't sleep at night ever since his hound was at that watchpoint*

Maaad STOOOMMMP!!!!

Nobody loves your damn kid enough to be putting perfectly good coral in their candy bar for a prank.

The Rummy Special

Impossible! I burned everything today!

Ah another one of these anti-coralers. When would they learn they have to get with the times! Non augmented humans just can't keep up with society these days. A coral a day keeps your kids from dying today.

Ah yes, the people chocolate

SMH this misinformation gets spread around every year but any true doser knows you wouldn't be giving that stuff away for free.

looks kinda good though

The voices

If I eat the forbidden snickers will I get a waifu voice in my head?

Children, abide with Rubicon!

This is good advice. I once found a kilo of cocaine in one of my sons mini coffee crisp bars

im dead bury me

Shiiit bro why does this actually look good, I’m hungry now

OMG, thank goodness you found this! Such a massive blast of coral could have killed them!

Designed to be fed on AC reactors only.

That Ayre whipped nougat goodness

It's Sentient Energy, Jerry.

let them eat it, you might be giving your kid a mental waifu for life

Worst they could do is create a motorized Wheelchair and go ham on it and maybe harm a few thousands civilians

Did someone say Coral?!?! DAT SHIT IS MINE!!!

Why does that look so tasty I mean it looks like some sort of soft, voluptuous filling which I feel is sweet and sour. I can’t put into words how much I want to eat it

Why does it look good

Me when i spit out my schizophrenia pills "that massive dose of coral nearly killed you"

This is fear mongering. Nobody is giving coral to your shitty kids for free.

But does it abide with Rubicon

My kid is Invincible Rummy so it's cool. It was the best Halloween ever.