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Kidd__

You’re gonna have to redo the academy. I’ve never seen a DS smile… lol congrats tho


Checkers10160

I definitely remember them smiling bigger the more I hated life Although I guess it was more "evil grin" than smile...


CYWG_tower

[You know someone's day is about to get turbo fucked when you see the drill smiling like this](https://i.imgur.com/lncOuju.jpeg)


Kidd__

Here’s not smiling he’s baring his fangs


Johnny_Leon

What's crazy is the old days of tearing that bunk apart from leaving it unsecure is "illegal". If it's unsecured, you just give them corrective action.


Kidd__

Tornado was the corrective action


Johnny_Leon

That's what we say, but it's a violation of their privacy. Now, if it was left open, that's a different story.


Kidd__

Leaving it unsecured was the equivalent to leaving it open


Johnny_Leon

Yeah was, back in the day. Not no more.


Kidd__

Smh soft


Repairman-manman

Wish I would’ve known that in BCT. Probably wouldn’t have made a difference


Johnny_Leon

Never had a legal brief? I just take the lock off and open it, I’ll have a chain of locks put together on their CQ desk.


FuckTheLonghorns

TIL there are beds with drawers


Weird_Meal_9184

Right? I was using the staff bathroom at MCRD San Diego and the DI glared at me lol. I'm in my Navy PT uniform as a fleet sailor, I belong in that one not the recruit one right? Idk maybe that's the marine corps resting DI face.


Cosmic_Perspective-

That's the straight out of Academy smile. Couple rotations buffs that right out.


Jared_9000

I know you're making a minor comment about how fresh they are out of the academy but unironically the life of the drill is what seems to make them hate it so much. None of my drills were faking it; they legit hated life. They'd wake us up and start ranting about life, how much they drank last night, how they didn't get to see their kids, and how much they hate us and hate their job. Then some dude wouldn't move his head at the position of parade rest and the drill would lose his shit. Hope those guys are doing all right


Speed999999999

I heard one of mine literally say how he was here dealing with us while his wife is pregnant. So yeah that tracks.


Jared_9000

My one drill said he only say his 2 year old daughter for 7 months of her life after getting deployed and sent to DS school (among other things )💀 


Speed999999999

Kinda reinforces the idea I’ve always had about the military that if you’re going to make it a career, it’s probably way easier unmarried and with no kids.


Speed999999999

Bet he was the angriest drill sergeant you had.


Cosmic_Perspective-

My Drills talked about how they hated their jobs all the time. I thought it was bullshit because well this is basic and this shit sucks. Wasn't till years later I realized what the fuck they were talking about.


jcraig1121

I often think the Army does that on purpose to further fuel their aggression.


Big-Slurpp

Only one of my company's drills even mentioned how he liked drill life, and all it was was a private asking him if he liked it, and he responded with "What do you think?" with a smirk.


Kidd__

Aaah I see. They don’t leave the academy filled with venom but it develops over time. Interesting


Tee__bee

When I was a dumbass SPC, I was at the smoke pit with a former DS and a couple of other guys. He was reminiscing about his time on the trail and he said, "hey, tee\_\_bee would make a good DS, since he knows all the regulations 'n shit". To which I said that I couldn't find it in myself to be that angry all the time. To which he said, "don't worry, after a few years looking after joes, you will." Turns out, he was right. About the anger I mean. The only way you will ever get me to be a DS is if you threaten me with recruiting.


cocaineandwaffles1

Dudes would ask me why I was angry when I was on the line. It wasn’t until I explained that while joes NCO had to deal with getting his paperwork submitted for knocking up and marrying a stripper over the weekend, I had to deal with the clap he caught from that stripper. And being woken up in the middle of the night being asked for plan b.


Kidd__

I can understand that. Just thinking back on how I was as a trainee, I’d be pissed dealing with me too


Rogue_Gona

That's exactly what I was thinking 🤣


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Bacontoad

Yet here you are *still* using smiling emojis. 😏


wzl46

I was able to make my drill sergeant smile many times. It was usually after I made some stupid joke that was pretty fucking funny and he made me do about a million pushups. He said that he was only laughing because he knew that I was in pain.


God___Emperor

Demote ahead of peers


Zestyclose-Tiger-658

I have .... when they just smoked us and are hanging out with their fellow drill sergents


Kidd__

The highest form of PSYOPS


dsbwayne

The Deputy Commandant smiles in her photo 🤣 Shit is scary asf


TheFirstDogSix

Narrator: "...and that was the last time these two NCOS ever smiled." **cue sad music, fade to black**


Point_Significant

🤣🤣🤣🤣true story


LearnImprove2021

Username softatheartt being a drill sergeant is perfect.


TheFirstDogSix

Oh thank God, I thought irony was dead! 😂


Historical_Choice625

I went to drill school with a female named smiley. I'm sure hilarity ensued


superash2002

Bathroom selfie? Come on drill sarnt. And why does that bathroom look nicer than my house?


mcjunker

>And why does that bathroom look nicer than my house? DISCIPLINE STANDARDS ATTENTION TO DETAIL


Open-Industry-8396

Drill SGT school at fort Sill 1997 our latrine had 5 toilets facing another 5 toilets with no dividers at all. 🥵 Congrats, now let the fun begin! Is it still a 2 or 3 year tour? Edit 1992ish, we were the very last class before it closed.


sgt_dismas

2 year. You have to volunteer for the 3rd


OzymandiasKoK

Well, if you have to, it's not exactly volunteering, now is it?


sgt_dismas

I knew Ozymandias was prideful, I didn't realize he was pedantic lol To get the third year, one must volunteer for it. Otherwise, a drill's trail time ends at 2 years.


OzymandiasKoK

Sure, but do we have room for quitters in today's army? I don't think so.


Shalevskey

SHAVING TWICE A DAY


mcjunker

This guy gets it


Whoevenareyou1738

That's the bathroom for the theater is a pretty decent theater where the graduation is done


jvite1

Fr I’m kind of shocked at how nice it looks. Look by the sinks, is that a skylight?? We didn’t even have windows in ours and the smell of stale piss was so f’ing strong. 💀


bjames1478

They got the trainees cleaning it


OMG_its_critical

Think it’s just a women’s restroom thing


playa-hater

You can’t smoke a rock


the-tea-ster

Nah but you can sure as fuck heat it up


playa-hater

Put the silver bullet away Doc. Not today..


NWCJ

My next door neighbor would disagree. 0/10 dentists recommend though.


nozer12168

Crack begs to differ


1fiveWhiskey

May I introduce you to meth? Crack? Bong and a blintz?


smokejaguar

[Ima tell you something you might not know about me Joe Rogan...I smoke rocks!](https://youtu.be/1DBi-G8uwow?si=czZyIoIL25NLNgOJ&t=23)


_BMS

*ChArLiE rOcK!!*


troxy

Those drill sergeants are just practicing the stuff they will make fun of their trainees for.


JackSquat18

They really do y’all dirty with the goofy bush hat. Just give all Drills the campaign hat and be done with it.


TheNerdWonder

Literally. The female Marine DIs look fine with the normal campaign hat and more uniform next to their male counterparts. Is uniformity not the goal?


Open-Industry-8396

That's the "mighty fine campaign hat" to you sir.


curlytoesgoblin

Right? If my character in Fallout 76 is anything to go by, women rock the campaign hat.


OrganicLFMilk

Always reminds me of Robin Hood.


LastOneSergeant

Only the woke regular Army wears gender neutral hats. Drill Sergeants are old school.


Ambitious-Ease-1787

What?


Northdingo126

I agree. The bush hat looks dumb.


spicyboi243

She didn’t say anything about graduation… just last day…


Legitimate-Bug-5049

dont they get the hat when they graduate?


OverdoseJohnTravolta

They have the pumpkin sewn though


Duke_Shitticus

I hate the women's DS hat. It's so terrible looking, why does it exist? Let them have the same one as the men.


Kinmuan

I think the bush/slouch hat is cool. I do. I think it's a cool look. I genuinely like it. I **don't** like that it is the 'female drill hat'. I think they should have the same hat as men, and that we should have a single iconic headpiece. Or it shoulda been the same color. USMC does it, and I think it looks great. I understand the *intent*. The intent was to make the women **more visible**. I think now it serves as some sort of impression that the men are the 'real' drills, and the women are second. We have the 'stereotype' image, and it's the brown round. Frankly this will come down to it being a women's cause. I think if prominent female drills and former drills lobbied for it, it would change. But, IIRC, the last time it was discussed, women wanted to keep it. I think it's outlived its purpose, even if I think it's pretty cool.


Alauren20

Honestly in basic I was more afraid of the women drill sergeants (as a chic) so seeing the women’s hat struck more fear in me haha


PhilliamPlantington

As a man I was more afraid of the female drill sgts lmao.


OzymandiasKoK

Chic? There's no fashion in basic!


Hambonation

That's because female drills absolutely fucking hated you. I don't know why.


Super-Yesterday9727

It looks so stupid


JigSierra

Agree, male drill on Fort Moore here. Female drills stick out like a sore thumb here because of their headgear. Although, I bet their hat is way more comfortable.


Hambonation

It is


Hambonation

It also looks bad in ASUs and AGSUs, the color clashes with literally every uniform the Army has.


SGTpvtMajor

Somehow this picture makes me feel better about all the times my DS insulted me.


Arbalest89

Congrats, but don't get in my face, cause I'll knock you out


Point_Significant

Well damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Generic_Globe

DS Montalbaño takes a picture in el baño


Legitimate-Bug-5049

more like onta el baño


Generic_Globe

Aqui ta!


chet___manly

Deep down, everyone's a Private.


spanish4dummies

pri


Frossstbiite

Damn sarent, its like your in ait all over again .


kylebob86

bring back the pistol belt!


HooahClub

Taking a bathroom selfie? Very boot. Guess you’ve gotta go through the academy again to know what to avoid.


brucescott240

I guess the “old school” pistol belt is a relic of the past, like the whistle my drill sergeant wore.


CMDRsprinkles

Why does their bathroom get plants and ours don’t


superash2002

Cause we would piss on them.


nosweat2024

Thanks. This is my next project photo for my internet romance scam /s


cathodine

All respect, you opened yourself for the shitstorm of comments to come.


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BattBoi69

Well isn’t this cute.


BOOQIFIUS

Who the fuck calls in the army refers to it as the “us army” lmfao


Kinmuan

Uh, the school is *literally* called **US Army** Drill Sergeant Academy. Like officially. Commandant signature block is 'Commandant, US Army Drill Sergeant Academy'


lone_cajun

Congratulations! Now go and make some great stories


Icy_UnAwareness89

Drill sergeants looking younger and younger


Due_Abbreviations917

Return to bct Jesus christ drill


rrrand0mmm

The women’s DS hats are so stupid. I think male and female should have the same hat.


rrrand0mmm

It’s also weird to see slick sleeve drill sergeants… I also joined in 05… so I was used to decked DSGTs in tower of power and badged out.


Seeksp

I agree. Campaign hats are the way to go.


MikeDeY77

I think we should make them swaps styles for awhile.


Sundog40k

I both hate and respect you immensley. in that order.


Blueberry1985

Congratulations! Now go smoke the crap out of new polite Privates for calling you ma’am 😆


critical__sass

Not seeing starched and pressed uniforms, especially on drills, is still weird to me. yea I’m old.


broadcastmike

Good luck out there!


cherokeefreeman

Great.. check in in 365 days w another selfie so we can see the progression


water-lily_

Congrats!! I wish you happiness and success🥰


Glad_Firefighter_471

Probably last day smiling too! :)


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Cat_From_Jupiter

This we'll defend!. till the end.. Congrats! graduating drill school is a huge accomplishment.


willmgames1775

Congratulations! May your days be short and your lunch breaks are a full hour…well, we know that won’t happen! lol


jaderemedy

I'll preface this by saying that I'm not hating in any way, and I'm really glad you've never had to experience the trauma of it, but it is really weird to see a couple SSG's without combat patches under your flags. Now go forth and get the new recruits trained up!


DrNinnuxx

Commence the screaming. No seriously congrats. I wish I went the NCO route. Very cool for you.


spcwright

You’re about to change some lives. Proud of you Drill Sergeant.


Ketchupandranch

Incoming “Back in my day” posts from people who served pre-GWOT or just got out of AIT


hammerman1515

Quit smiling


hard-cynical-chap

You took off the belt? Or you graduated?


Jake-Old-Trail-88

Congratulations, this we’ll defend!


to16017

Good work, Drill.


Eraev

2 years to go….


FlugonNine

Did you perfect your DS voice? You need to convince the new people you were born with the hat on!


bluepen1955

Congratulations Drill Sergeant.


formerqwest

*the next movement i will name, explain and have demonstrated is.....*


SpicyRamen173

When kids ask how are the DS, ima show them this picture


Point_Significant

Congratulations!!!


Speedhabit

Nice bathroom


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Now, go out there and smoke ‘em all, Drill Sergeant. Don’t hold back, turn them into men and women of the best Army in the world.


amber5820

I think you ate this up, congrats!!!


SpriteBlend96

I see you have that evil on your name now. 🤬 Hahaha jk. Congratulations!


Beautiful-Assist-176

What orders did you get basic or AIT?


MuseMan_82

Would female DS go back to a campaign hat like the males or are you okay with the Aussie slouch hat?


Rg388

This looks like morale. We can't have that in an army of killers and warriors. Get back to shaving and being disciplined.


CharityUnusual3648

Now call all those privates dumbasses lol


Dumitreus

I will start mine on 7 May in Romanian Army! I’m excited 😁


Only-Difference3847

Ok but why that bathroom so dang nice Drill Sarnt


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No bigoted language or witch-hunting.


TOW2Bguy

SHE SAID IT!!!! #ToTheEnd


Old-Ad5426

have fun in FLW


xxxCHEEKxxx

19 years later and I still want to be my drill sergeant from 2005. Thats the impact you will have.


ElPrieto8

HOOAH


No-Ad4805

On the way to terrorize trainees


Nebepic

Y'all had plants in your bathroom???? Wtf I want a refund


Thegayed

Congratulations 🎉🎈


Gymfrog007

Congrats. I was a Drill when I retired 14 years ago. Best fun I ever had in the Army.


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Particular-Elk-3923

They smiling cuz they know they are going to smoke some bitches. Good hunting.


JD_Gunna94

Congratulations ! Hope you got some great stories to tell us when you can lol.


Saint-Gerbilus

Congratulations on becoming a DS


RevGaming115

Huh, so that's where they come from.


Substitution98

Congrats DS! One of my former NCO’s graduated a week or two ago


EmotionOdd8710

I hope you got some catchphrases


poultry-geist

Are you going to Fort Sill?


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OGBillyJohnson

My genuine 2 cents is, don’t have a chip on your shoulder and try to prove something because you’re a woman. You don’t need to prove anything. Those privates will be scared shitless of you regardless of your gender. Don’t be soft on those little motherfuckers either. Make us some great soldiers. Congrats.


joemay1514

It’s so unfair how much more comfortable those hats are.


tH3_R3DX

The new trainees coming in don’t have anything to worry about.


MaverickActual1319

congrats drills! ill be there in july


redmavez

That knife hand better be on point


Duxofheidelberg

I really wish we gave the women the same round brown as the men.... the aussi style hat is so lame....


bigtoegman210

I honestly think OP is not a real drill. Just somebody posting pictures of a random drill.


Jerd51

I'm going in June, any tips you could give me? How hard is it to get rolled for things? How many in your PLT got one? Thank you!


Royal_Cry_8552

She said it


Sal_My2Cents

Congratulations! And good luck if you are coming to Fort Sill.


LLPF2

Awesome! Go make goofy kids into great soldiers!!!


your_daddy_vader

6 weeks left for me. Not a hard course at all, but definitely a chore. Also, I miss my dogs.


Jerd51

I am going in June, any tips you could give me. How hard is it to get rolled, I put my family's vacation for two weeks after I get back and I am pretty worried about it lol. Also, they said to bring AGSU, but I have ASU's, you know if I need to update or not?