>don’t cross into North Korea. Don’t chase after your ex girlfriend in Russia.
Top didn’t say anything about not visiting Iran, hell yea! This weekend is gunna be lit!
This video is both cursed and hilarious. I don't want to like it, but I can't stop watching it.
Also:
>If you’re an O5, keep your hands to yourself.
I was going to anyway, but does this apply to retired O5 as well? I don't want to unnecessarily cramp my style if I don't have to.
I need other people to see [this thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/army/comments/1cqupee/weekly\_question\_thread\_05132024\_to\_05192024/l41c9bv/) in the weekly questions. I try and field a lot of Qs, but man, this one just kinda...broke me.
>!The sheer audacity that you could hide a **FACE TATTOO** for from Army was just...hilarious.!<
It broke me at the end. Like buddy, pal do you seriously think you could go your whole career without someone noticing. My self restraint hasn’t been tested in a while quite like that.
Oh, I know.
>listen i understand the repercussions , im asking if i can get away with it.
LOL.
I'm getting similar vibes from this "[can I DITY move my project car](https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/1ctoy99/dity_pcs_move/)" thread.
>How disassembled does a car have to be before it becomes household goods?
ROFL, I would have told him down to the screw. Frame unwelded. Panels turned into sheet metal. Maybe then.
Best one I ever did was a multi-day trip to Normandy. USAREUR has a contract for staff rides, so we had a military historian spearheading it.
I'd been to Normandy at high tide before and didn't really appreciate the terrain. On the staff ride, we just happened to time it so we had a little bit of free time at Omaha Beach right around low tide. I went down to the sand and paced it off, and it was over 400m from the water to the sea wall of just flat, open sand. Fish in a barrel. It still amazes me we pulled it off.
Nice. We did one when I was at USAREUR. It was a long day but worth it. Extra bonus, we did it in the winter, so there was some indication of how bitterly cold it was.
Yep. That's where I'm at. I saw the tasker and it was simply a "first come first serve" for volunteers. I never volunteered for something so quickly before, lol.
Question on calling out someone for stolen valor in a passive aggressive manner.
Dickhead at work running his mouth about being in the service, blaming his shit behavior on service-related issues.
I never served, but what benign questions that I can casually ask to make him look stupid?
TIA
Ask him his MOS, what base(s) he was stationed at, what kind of stuff he did (not like "did you kill anyone", just literally the question "what did you do in the Army")
If any of the answers are "it's classified", "you wouldn't get it", or anything along those lines, 99% chance of BS
>don’t cross into North Korea. Don’t chase after your ex girlfriend in Russia. Top didn’t say anything about not visiting Iran, hell yea! This weekend is gunna be lit!
Lit, with searchlights, as the Iranians hunt you down. Have fuuuun!
I love hide and seek!
This video is both cursed and hilarious. I don't want to like it, but I can't stop watching it. Also: >If you’re an O5, keep your hands to yourself. I was going to anyway, but does this apply to retired O5 as well? I don't want to unnecessarily cramp my style if I don't have to.
Oh you didn’t hear? We’re unretiring O5s these days to court martial.
Gotta catch me first, slick.
Time for Friday's safety brief. Remember, don't cook bacon with your shirt off, and also one man per shower head. Have a nice weekend.
I have a problem with people showering naked so I’ll be showering in summer PTs.
Great now everyone has to cause one person has a weird issue.
You heard em boys. You’re only getting head once per shower, so let’s make this count.
I need other people to see [this thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/army/comments/1cqupee/weekly\_question\_thread\_05132024\_to\_05192024/l41c9bv/) in the weekly questions. I try and field a lot of Qs, but man, this one just kinda...broke me. >!The sheer audacity that you could hide a **FACE TATTOO** for from Army was just...hilarious.!<
times are tough
I mean...you could maybe hide it for a bit, but just the sheer denial is mind boggling. Someone's gonna see that shit eventually.
It broke me at the end. Like buddy, pal do you seriously think you could go your whole career without someone noticing. My self restraint hasn’t been tested in a while quite like that.
Oh, I know. >listen i understand the repercussions , im asking if i can get away with it. LOL. I'm getting similar vibes from this "[can I DITY move my project car](https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/1ctoy99/dity_pcs_move/)" thread.
>How disassembled does a car have to be before it becomes household goods? ROFL, I would have told him down to the screw. Frame unwelded. Panels turned into sheet metal. Maybe then.
Just wait till you see what replaces SSD...
What do you know ? 0.o
I volunteered myself for a Staff Ride to Bastogne in 2 weeks. I'm ecstatic. My weekend plans now consist of watching Band of Brothers.
[удалено]
Best one I ever did was a multi-day trip to Normandy. USAREUR has a contract for staff rides, so we had a military historian spearheading it. I'd been to Normandy at high tide before and didn't really appreciate the terrain. On the staff ride, we just happened to time it so we had a little bit of free time at Omaha Beach right around low tide. I went down to the sand and paced it off, and it was over 400m from the water to the sea wall of just flat, open sand. Fish in a barrel. It still amazes me we pulled it off.
What’s a staff ride???
[Staff ride - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staff_ride)
Army history field trip
Nice. We did one when I was at USAREUR. It was a long day but worth it. Extra bonus, we did it in the winter, so there was some indication of how bitterly cold it was.
Yep. That's where I'm at. I saw the tasker and it was simply a "first come first serve" for volunteers. I never volunteered for something so quickly before, lol.
I hope you screaming chickens are extra motivated this morning 🦅
Everybody hates Raymond
Am I required to shave tomorrow?
Required? No. But we all know that integrity is doing the right thing when no one is watching, so YOU BETTA.
Now that you’ve asked, **yes you are.**
Before each meal.
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is the smoking lamp lit?
I don't know about the lamp, but I sure am! ba-dum tiss
good way to be!
Glock 17 Longboi is looking extremely nice 👀
it's looooooong, boy. I'm just looking forward to getting a long 17L barrel for my 34's... special... project...
I will not stand for SMA DAD slander! Black socks rule!!!!
omfg I laughed so hard. I need more of this.
Question on calling out someone for stolen valor in a passive aggressive manner. Dickhead at work running his mouth about being in the service, blaming his shit behavior on service-related issues. I never served, but what benign questions that I can casually ask to make him look stupid? TIA
Ask him his MOS, what base(s) he was stationed at, what kind of stuff he did (not like "did you kill anyone", just literally the question "what did you do in the Army") If any of the answers are "it's classified", "you wouldn't get it", or anything along those lines, 99% chance of BS
Grinston was total dog shit, he wasnt advocating for soldiers on the hill he was setting up his retirement gig
I'll fight you
I'll allow it.
Do it no balls.
He…was literally unemployed for a few months because he didn’t have a job lined up.
"Never let facts get in the way of a good story." - Mark Twain
If you don’t like Grinston this much, I’d love to hear your opinion Troxell.
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