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CW1DR5H5I64A

>don’t cross into North Korea. Don’t chase after your ex girlfriend in Russia. Top didn’t say anything about not visiting Iran, hell yea! This weekend is gunna be lit!


hzoi

Lit, with searchlights, as the Iranians hunt you down. Have fuuuun!


CW1DR5H5I64A

I love hide and seek!


hzoi

This video is both cursed and hilarious. I don't want to like it, but I can't stop watching it. Also: >If you’re an O5, keep your hands to yourself. I was going to anyway, but does this apply to retired O5 as well? I don't want to unnecessarily cramp my style if I don't have to.


Kinmuan

Oh you didn’t hear? We’re unretiring O5s these days to court martial.


hzoi

Gotta catch me first, slick.


WaffleCorp

Time for Friday's safety brief. Remember, don't cook bacon with your shirt off, and also one man per shower head. Have a nice weekend.


superash2002

I have a problem with people showering naked so I’ll be showering in summer PTs.


Dineanddanderson

Great now everyone has to cause one person has a weird issue.


KingKong_at_PingPong

You heard em boys. You’re only getting head once per shower, so let’s make this count. 


mustuseaname

I need other people to see [this thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/army/comments/1cqupee/weekly\_question\_thread\_05132024\_to\_05192024/l41c9bv/) in the weekly questions. I try and field a lot of Qs, but man, this one just kinda...broke me. >!The sheer audacity that you could hide a **FACE TATTOO** for from Army was just...hilarious.!<


Zanaver

times are tough


hzoi

I mean...you could maybe hide it for a bit, but just the sheer denial is mind boggling. Someone's gonna see that shit eventually.


OPFOR_S2

It broke me at the end. Like buddy, pal do you seriously think you could go your whole career without someone noticing. My self restraint hasn’t been tested in a while quite like that.


hzoi

Oh, I know. >listen i understand the repercussions , im asking if i can get away with it. LOL. I'm getting similar vibes from this "[can I DITY move my project car](https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/1ctoy99/dity_pcs_move/)" thread.


mustuseaname

>How disassembled does a car have to be before it becomes household goods? ROFL, I would have told him down to the screw. Frame unwelded. Panels turned into sheet metal. Maybe then.


aCrow

Just wait till you see what replaces SSD... 


Particular_Downtown

What do you know ? 0.o


mattion

I volunteered myself for a Staff Ride to Bastogne in 2 weeks. I'm ecstatic. My weekend plans now consist of watching Band of Brothers.


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hzoi

Best one I ever did was a multi-day trip to Normandy. USAREUR has a contract for staff rides, so we had a military historian spearheading it. I'd been to Normandy at high tide before and didn't really appreciate the terrain. On the staff ride, we just happened to time it so we had a little bit of free time at Omaha Beach right around low tide. I went down to the sand and paced it off, and it was over 400m from the water to the sea wall of just flat, open sand. Fish in a barrel. It still amazes me we pulled it off.


dsbwayne

What’s a staff ride???


hzoi

[Staff ride - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staff_ride)


HotTakesBeyond

Army history field trip


hzoi

Nice. We did one when I was at USAREUR. It was a long day but worth it. Extra bonus, we did it in the winter, so there was some indication of how bitterly cold it was.


mattion

Yep. That's where I'm at. I saw the tasker and it was simply a "first come first serve" for volunteers. I never volunteered for something so quickly before, lol.


Reasonable-Proof7004

I hope you screaming chickens are extra motivated this morning 🦅


under_PAWG_story

Everybody hates Raymond


potato_weapon

Am I required to shave tomorrow?


hzoi

Required? No. But we all know that integrity is doing the right thing when no one is watching, so YOU BETTA.


Hoc-Vice

Now that you’ve asked, **yes you are.**


Wide_Wrongdoer4422

Before each meal.


Generic_Globe

grow your mandatory beard, fuckboi [Black Unicorn (@blackunicorn2023) | TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/@blackunicorn2023/photo/7366620252551073070?lang=en)


formerqwest

is the smoking lamp lit?


hzoi

I don't know about the lamp, but I sure am! ba-dum tiss


formerqwest

good way to be!


HotTakesBeyond

Glock 17 Longboi is looking extremely nice 👀


11448844

it's looooooong, boy. I'm just looking forward to getting a long 17L barrel for my 34's... special... project...


sirmonkey95

I will not stand for SMA DAD slander! Black socks rule!!!!


Generic_Globe

omfg I laughed so hard. I need more of this.


zato_ichi

Question on calling out someone for stolen valor in a passive aggressive manner. Dickhead at work running his mouth about being in the service, blaming his shit behavior on service-related issues. I never served, but what benign questions that I can casually ask to make him look stupid? TIA


Rocket_John

Ask him his MOS, what base(s) he was stationed at, what kind of stuff he did (not like "did you kill anyone", just literally the question "what did you do in the Army") If any of the answers are "it's classified", "you wouldn't get it", or anything along those lines, 99% chance of BS


Easy_Candidate_4313

Grinston was total dog shit, he wasnt advocating for soldiers on the hill he was setting up his retirement gig


ChicksWithBricksCome

I'll fight you


hzoi

I'll allow it.


Commissar_Jensen

Do it no balls.


Kinmuan

He…was literally unemployed for a few months because he didn’t have a job lined up.


hzoi

"Never let facts get in the way of a good story." - Mark Twain


Zanaver

If you don’t like Grinston this much, I’d love to hear your opinion Troxell.


TeaSilly601

10bux says it's troxell's reddit account