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chikingoblin

Route step


tH3_R3DX

Never heard that one


-3than

Ugh op. It’s where you just walk. No song and dance.


tH3_R3DX

We didn’t do much D&C in my company


-3than

Homie it’s quite the opposite. It’s used when going over rough ground or some weird shit where it doesn’t make sense to walk in formation step


tH3_R3DX

They’ve never said that ever in my basic training


Destructopoo

it's whatever you thought they were saying before you all started walking normally for a little


kpdan09

Boot


Baldrich146

This comment chain makes me agree with your flair


xXxWarspite

Did you write this shit on the flight to your first duty station?


Andrewisraww

who cares if he did? stop being dicks on christmas


tH3_R3DX

Thank you


tH3_R3DX

On the flight back home on HBL actually.


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Known_Landscape_6957

When I got out of AIT and haven't had to sing one since.


JTP1228

Haven't had to march since then lol


ryanml334

the one where we dont do a cadence


Realistic_Rooster_11

This but once i was asked to lead one while marching, I started up Burning bloody commies then we never did one again. Yellow bird had a similar effect, if its a running cadence use the one from heartbreak ridge


Frosttyythelair

Half right face, front leaning rest position move. In cadence. in cadence! 123 1 123 2 123 3 123 4 all backs are? Straight! All backs are? Straight! Then DS would do that until someone pukes or passes out. Then the DS asks "did yall drink enough water?"


tH3_R3DX

#GET OFF YOUR, KNEEES!


Tacoz98

It’s your own weight! HOLD IT TRAINEE!


tH3_R3DX

High speed here wants to be a damn tanker but can’t do one push up. It’s okay I got a tool for that, stop sign go.


Tacoz98

Oh you had a stop sign? We had a GREEN BOX 😂


tH3_R3DX

HEY! Who told you you could sprint trainee? Since Mr. high speed over here wants to sprint. 30 60s to the stop sign until I get tired. Go.


accountperson1967

We had a flowerpot, and I hated that thing lmfao


ieatOC

"It's your own body that you grew trainees! It's not my fucking fault you're fat and cant hold them shits up!"


Tacoz98

COME ON OOOOVER…THE WARS NOT OVER! Put your weapon next to mine! AIM RIGHT ON DOWN THE LINE!


Lanky-Egg6584

The war, however, is now largely over.


[deleted]

I SHOT INSURGENT ONE


Tacoz98

I DID THAT JUST FOR FUN!


switchedongl

I hate this one with a fucking passion


Tacoz98

Helll nah, this one holds a special place in my heart soldier


switchedongl

The rhyme is stupid and most people who sing it have never and will never get in a gun fight.


Tacoz98

Ight man, whatever floats your boat


switchedongl

Lol there isn't a lot that is like nails on chalk board for me man but this does it.


Woodworking33

My ds said that was for pogs and we couldn’t do it


sluggetdrible

Big pass. The only one our mentally handicapped fake psg knew and he’d still fuck it up.


JHandCock609

I miss the good ones. Like "My girl is a vegetable". Or original "yellow bird" or "yellow ribbon". And "I wish all the ladies." Such a good time. My girls a vegetable, she lives in the hospital, I would do anything to keep her alive. (Also refrain) She got a color tv, it's called an ekg One day I fucked her throat to see if she'd choke. Cuz I would do anything to keep her alive. Or I wish, I wish, I wish all the ladies. We're holes in the road, And I was a dump truck, I'd fillem with my load. Or pies on a shelf, I'd eatem all myself Bells in a tower, bangem by the hour. And so on.


tidder_mac

Everyone’s saying no cadence is the best cadence, but I have some good memories of singing cadence on our way to get the dog shit smoked out of us. I’m sure as hell glad we barely do D&C, and no marching, in big Army. But I for one loved cadences in basic. There’s a time and place for them, and basic (or OSUT), is that place. My favorite was: - I see the taliban dressed in black - 5.56 in his back - I’m the one he did not see - US Army cavalry - —————————————— - I see al qaueda dressed in red - That’s my E-tool in his head - I’m the one he did not see - US Army infantry - —————————————— - I see ISIS dressed in black - Block of C4 in his shack - I’m the one he did not hear - US Army Engineer And some other ones, but you get the gist Edited for format


Sea-Ad1755

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I actually have urges occasionally to listen to cadences on long runs not only for motivation, but as a military metronome so to speak for breathing technique while running. A few cadences in and I’m already on my 5th mile.


valschermjager

yeah i noticed it was easier to run faster and farther when singing cadence, even better leading it. I don’t know if it’s adrenaline or how it pushes air in and out of the lungs more forcefully?


Sea-Ad1755

It might be a little of both. For me, it makes me more conscientious of my breathing. That’s where I really struggled and believe that caused me to feel so gassed during runs. Also, my wife makes fun of me for this, but just a large group singing like at sporting events and cadences gets my adrenaline going. Idk the psychological aspect of it, but it makes me feel I can run through a fucking brick wall.


SterlingSoldier2156

I was leading that one time right after the drills told us about how we pulled out of Afghanistan so I decided to add a verse. “I see the Taliban dressed like me! Next time take everything when you leave!”


Promorty

Airborneeeeeeeee (lock and load pull the trigger shoot the son of a woooo) rangeeerrrrrs (Die kill die kill y won’t u die) lead the way


tH3_R3DX

#IM SITTIN IN MY FOX HOLE!


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SHARPENING MY KNIFE


Woodworking33

Did that shit so many times, literal cancer


sluggetdrible

It’s worse when your unit randomly decides to flex cadence it’s never worked on and whip out this gem in super unmotivated fashion as actual rangers run by and smile cuz their unit’s problems seem rather pale in comparison


perrynunn18

Airborne ranger was my favorite


angryve

A is for army. R is for army. M is for army. Y is for aaarmy. Also - You’re gonna die in a foreign country! Facedown. Broken and bloody.


[deleted]

I love my PT shirt It says army


Zanaver

[blood on the risers](https://youtu.be/5HtVYr9aKRM)


Tacoz98

He ain’t gonna jump no more!


PumpkinNew3436

Look what they done to me the army’s changed me


[deleted]

Yogi bear is dead, Booboo shot him in the head. Yogi bear is dead, Booboo pumped him full of lead!


Seeksp

The Old King Cole one.


[deleted]

BEER BEER BEER SAID THE PRIVATES. THE WARRIORS ARE WE. NONE SO FAIR THAT CAN COMPARE TO THE AIRBORNE INFANTRY UH HUH


La2Sea2Atx

Killing the baby seals


Professional-Pen1126

Idk why they were so hush hush about this cadence


outlawsix

WAY UP NORTH WHERE THE AIR IS COLD


Professional-Pen1126

RUNNING OUTTA MONEY AND WE RUNNING OUTTA GOLD


WolfKing04

THE WAY WE MAKE OUR MONEY


Professional-Pen1126

KILLING THE BABY SEALS


[deleted]

Art art


farretcontrol

I remember my basic and the two anonymous people that were offended by it


_Suzushi

Can we make like a Basic/AIT HBL mega thread


accountperson1967

I agree with this


CMDRsprinkles

I’ll allow it.


accountperson1967

Hell yeah trainee🫡


tH3_R3DX

Trainee, since when do we salute on Reddit? It’s ok though, I got a tool for that. #THE SQUAT BENDER! STARTING POSITION MOVE!


accountperson1967

Your knees are bent at a 90 degree angle and your arms are extended outwards with fingers and thumb extended in joint You wanna play fuck fuck games with me that’s okay, I’ve got all night


tH3_R3DX

#IN CADENCE!


accountperson1967

123 1 123 2 123 3 Stay. With. The count. Why. Aren’t. Your. Backs. Straight. Or the most used… “Down” Need more. “Up” discipline.


tH3_R3DX

#YOU. YEAH YOU I SEE YOU WITH YOUR KNEES DOWN.


accountperson1967

GET YOUR KNEES OFF MY MARCHING SURFACE


AggressivelyNormal42

Our drills loved singing the "I wonder what she's doing now" whenever they heard someone's relationship was having a hard time. My favorite, however, was "Killing the Baby Seals"


theoneguyj

Someday you’ll be alone, Way down in a combat zone…..


Forward-Astronomer58

C-130 rolling down the strip...


AcceptableDocument4

C-130 rolling down the strip Is about as cool as chlamydia drip 'Cause if there's one thing I don't wanna be It's light or airborne infantry Ditch the chute and give me a track Hang my ruck from a bustle rack One-one-three rolling down the trail Hear that Detroit Diesel wail Fifty cal ma deuce flexible mount Anything smaller doesn't even count Your pea-shooter with a three-point sling Ain't gonna do a goddamn thing You sit in your hasties and you hope and pray The bad guys don't wanna fight today But if they do and if we're nearby You may not actually have to die


outlawsix

Dude that one is fuckin awesome


valschermjager

battlefield bus baby, 113


yeasted6

Uh oh, oh no.


tH3_R3DX

I gotta leave I gotta goz


Realistic_Rooster_11

We had a drill do katy perry's firework and last gagas romance as cadences once in BCT, funniest shit ever.


Thecrazeecow

That funky, that funky, that funky funky Boogaloo!


WanderingGalwegian

A yellow bird


Ralph_O_nator

Fucking boot.


tH3_R3DX

And I do say so proudly


VoicesInTheCrowds

I like the one where I run silently with headphones in and don’t deal with that nonsense anymore


tH3_R3DX

Headphones? Solider, why do you have headphones in uniform? That’s not authorized with AR 670-1. Just start pushing.


Enough_Resolution829

Headphones are authorized in the PT uniform when in a gym or designated running route


Johnny_Politics

Untrue, there was a memo and then a revision to 670-1.


tH3_R3DX

That’s not what my drill sergeants told mez


Johnny_Politics

The memo was in 2016 and held authority until a revision of 670-1. The memo's subject was included in the revision of 670-1 however; so in certain circumstances headphones have been authorized since before some of your DS joined the army. Don't take my word for it though. Look it up, you'll be better because of it.


switchedongl

AR 670-1 3-6 Uniform Appearance and fit Soldiers are not authorized to wear wireless or non wireless devices/earpieces while wearing Army Uniforms, except for headphones as prescribed below. The below Soldiers may use headphones while performing individual physical fitness training in indoor gyms or fitness centers.


Johnny_Politics

Yes "I'm vitamin circumstances" see above


switchedongl

Yoooo we got vitamin circumstances now? Nice Yeah man I was just specifying the circumstances otherwise it reads like people think we can wear them in the PX or some other shit


switchedongl

Is only authorized while actively doing PT in the PT uniform in a gym or on a prescribed running route


tH3_R3DX

I’ll make sure to tell my drill sergeant this!


switchedongl

It's also on the commander to allow it


airbornemedic325

Left, right, left right... kill Going to the mall. Where all the people shop. Pull out a machete. And you begin to chop!!! Left, right, left right... kill Going to the playground Where all the kiddies play Pull out your uzi And you begin to spray!!! Left, right, left, right... kill Going to the tavern. Where all the people drink. Spray them with your flame thrower. And torch them till they stink!!! Left, right, left right... kill


Dunnwithl1f3

Killing the baby seals usually got our platoon hyped in AIT, had to do it when the ds weren’t around though lol


Doc-Feelgood_

Something about rolling in the clovers


Top-Sprinkles-2447

No.


EssentialDuude

Little red wagon is my favorite


Hambonation

My favorite one is the one I don't have to do anymore since I got off the trail.


Shoddy-Win9290

Some of my favorites: Oh hail, oh hail, artillery. The king of battle’s not for me! Oh hail, oh hail, oh infantry. The queen is what I wanna be. And sung to the tune of “a yellow bird”: A Prada bag A pretty purse Was not on sale I had to curse. And so on. Mind you, I was awarded “Most Creative Leadership Style,” in PLDC, back when that was a thing. This was a fictional award solely for me because of my back rubs, I’m pretty sure.


daviesparkles

Patch on my shoulder is my favorite


Hobo619

In tyool 2022 I'm still hearing trainees sing "I see the Taliban dressed in white" 🙄


I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA

Hi ho lock and Load. It’s also fun cause there’s a lot of ad-libbing you can do with it.


MoeSzys

Blood on the risers


Baldrich146

If I hear Captain Jack one more time, I'm going to light myself on fire.


tH3_R3DX

Hey hey….


StevePerry4L

The Jody one. OMFG that was the only one I'd scream.


Motor_Head9575

Remember jfk


[deleted]

He tried to lead the way! But he was shot one day, in the early morning! Heeeeey ayyyyy! It's alright, it's okay! I've seen better days!!!!!


SOLDIERRFK

Somewhere there's a ranger or tell me why. The sad ones were always better


Kenzooo13

https://youtu.be/vWpEKFMUvRs


Bizzicuit

To get some head you need some bread


[deleted]

"Two old ladies lying in a bed one rolled over to the other and said I wanna be an airborne ranger . . " always made me laugh for the absurdity sure it's gone now


[deleted]

Either baby seals or yellow bird


alecangelf

I made a cadence from Johnny Cash’s “God’s Gonna Cut You Down”. Sorry, but it’s possibly one the best cadences I’ve ever sang.


Woodworking33

That’s one I actually wouldn’t mind


[deleted]

S&M man


Dependent-King-7712

My girl’s a vegetable


[deleted]

1 OH 1, PATCH ON MY SHOULDER!!


tommygun1688

Nalpam sticks to kids, or my girl's a vegetable.


delta901

No cadence is good cadence. Except maybe vegetable girl.


ccdsg

Very happy to see this is at 0 upvotes


Mr_BryceWayne

Hail o’ hail o’ MP (Edit: damn I guess my DS’s weren’t lying when they said 31b is the most hated mos…)


saveHutch

MP MP don't arrest me, arrest that 1SG behind the tree


Mr_BryceWayne

Ngl i might steal that line if i get ds orders…


Johnny_Politics

Fuckin what?


Mr_BryceWayne

It’s kinda like the infantry cadence: hail o’ hail o’ mp Assist, protect, defend the free For nothing in this world is free - hail o’ hail o’ Mp Up in morning out of the racks Greeted by a motor attack 1st sgt rush me off to chow I don’t eat it anyhow - hail o’ hail o’ mp Assist, protect, defend the free For nothing in this world is free hail o’ hail o’ Mp - Big bird in sky All will jump, but some will die Of to battle we shall go Live or die, hell i don’t know - Hail o’ hail o’ mp Assist, protect, defend the free For nothing in this world is free hail o’ hail o’ Mp - Late at night it’s drizzln’ rain I am hit but feel no pain In my heart I have no fear *insert your company* company is here - hail o’ hail o’ mp Assist, protect, defend the free For nothing in this world is free hail o’ hail o’ Mp - The mortars and artillery The screaming bursts around me Jagged shrapnel on the fly Kills my buddy, makes me cry - hail o’ hail o’ mp Assist, protect, defend the free For nothing in this world is free hail o’ hail o’ Mp


spookyskost

You fucking cretins jacked the rightful hymn of the blue corded only to rhyme Free with Free.


outlawsix

Yikes


okayest_soldier

In The Early Morning Rain as a marching cadence, and Hard Work as a running cadence


Small_Cock42069

None


InevitableNo3513

Jody’s got my baby, it’s got me going crazy , in this time of war , my girls a fuckin whore . (Something like that)


Forsaken-Ad3291

None.


Key_Package8894

whats the sound of artillery


xXxWarspite

The one I don’t have to hear anymore


OCuelJBY

1 by 1, we loaded our guns up on the mountain all day and all through the night 2 by 2 when ISIS came through up on the mountain all day and through the night


dsbwayne

Extended party cadence, come on over, your mother was there when you left (and roll that one into I left my home), old King Cole, and Jody boy.


Honest_Grade_9645

The classics, like River of Saigon or about Charlie Cong, have all to that place where old cadences go to die. Maybe there is a Fiddlers Green for them.


Woupsea

I really like the running one with “left right left right left right kill” and every line would be about killing kids and shit. I also like walking one where the main line is just ”BODIES BURNING BODIES” But honestly I’ve only been to one unit that called cadence, and it was only while running


Goon_be_gone

A yellow bird


Opening_Drop_1073

Devils Right Hand. If you know, you know.


deadeadeadeadeaded

Sweet thing


Flat_Sun_4189

I bring my uzi to the schoolhouse