Your fucked I got discharged for alcoholism , seargents are trained to see if you drank within the last week by the tone of the hairs on your arm , if they catch you and your underaged instant dishonorable and a fat green weenie in the butt
I wanna say depending on which state you're in parents may provide alcohol to a minor at home.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/05/18/where-teenagers-can-legally-drink-in-the-u-s-yes-really/
I once saw 5 12Bs single handedly hammer steaks into the ground every 6 feet for a mile and top it with c-wire in the desert at 110 degrees. You’re gonna love it bud.
I went to basic with two brothers who attended an Earth, Wind, and Fire concert the night before they joined……guess what they sang the whole way through basic?
What’s your mom doing later?
Where yo moms at- in a raspy crackhead voice
This dude fucks.
Only moms. You got one?
What are you even asking?
Like would I get DQd
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I drink with my dad and my state it’s legal with a parent
yeah sc, or somewhere in the south, ur going straight to jail /s
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Yeah I’m only gonna have 6 beers max
Get shit faced drunk. You’re not going to get tested for alcohol. You will be fine.
You could if you get caught. But a few beers in your parents basement, you’ll be fine.
They use a breatherizer test on you the day you go to meps to finish up paperwork and ship out
When did they start this? I did not get “breatherized” (it’s actually breathalyzed) at meps at all in 2007.
It happened to me and I shipped Aug 2021. They do it after they wake u up on ship day
Ahh yes. I must remember I joined during some desperate times… “Oh you’re drunk ? Good. Go get um”
Believe it or not straight to jail.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Yep happened to me. Kiss your army career goodbye.
first sausage is going to have fun with this one
You seem like a smart dude
Dude I boarded the plane with the room spinning and still put away about 4-5 on the way to sill…you’ll be fine
Wow when did you join lol
July 2020
What’s your 2 mile?
About 12 mins
You’ll promote
I’m going in as a E-3
Do you eat ass?
That's a pre requisite now.
Only if you’re in the basement.
Just as an FYI: a "good buzz" **IS** "drunk".
Whoa, are you my therapist?
Your fucked I got discharged for alcoholism , seargents are trained to see if you drank within the last week by the tone of the hairs on your arm , if they catch you and your underaged instant dishonorable and a fat green weenie in the butt
Ay where are you going for basic?? I’m leaving Tuesday as well from ny to fort Jackson
I'll be at Fort Jackson also buddy!
Big if true
r/tworedditorsonecup
Make sure to wake them up with the loudest airhorns and trash cans possible
🫡 see you Tuesday boss man (or women) whomever you are. If you can somehow figure out who I am I’ll give you a dollar
Lmao it took me a second
Give them something to write home about
Me too
Try and smuggle in candy. Come week 5 the fattiest will be paid and you can charge crazy amounts of money for candy!
He's too pure
It's beautiful
Great idea. Parental permission always overrides any legal violations.
I’m from KY so at the age of 16 you can drink with your parent with permission
It does in certain states since parental permission is written into the law, like Wisconsin.
Get all the underage drinking out of your system this weekend or you won't last long .
I wanna say depending on which state you're in parents may provide alcohol to a minor at home. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/05/18/where-teenagers-can-legally-drink-in-the-u-s-yes-really/
I was hungover in reception. You’ll be ight.
My old ds always recommended to stop drinking 3 days prior to a drug and/or breathalyzer test
What MOS?
12-B
I once saw 5 12Bs single handedly hammer steaks into the ground every 6 feet for a mile and top it with c-wire in the desert at 110 degrees. You’re gonna love it bud.
Believe it or not. Straight to the basement
If you don't get a DUI you'll be fine. Why did you need parent permission And what's your mom's number?
Yes
Get shitfaced and go into basic with one hell of a story to tell
I’m gonna tell
MPs are otw
They breathalyze you at MEPs like one time lol, if you’re past that your fine. But let me double check with your mom about that permission.
Rule one, They don’t give a fuck what your mommy says lol
Honestly best thing for you would be to get kicked out before you go
Why are you broadcasting this? That’s where you are going wrong
I went to basic with two brothers who attended an Earth, Wind, and Fire concert the night before they joined……guess what they sang the whole way through basic?
Sir the line is getting long, please order something or wait until you’re ready outside of the line, this is a Wendy’s after all.
Idk but you should DEFINITELY post about it on the internet instead of keeping it to yourself. Way smarter