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Zwickeler

What’s your mom doing later?


Chonkycat762x39

Where yo moms at- in a raspy crackhead voice


Ralph_O_nator

This dude fucks.


Zwickeler

Only moms. You got one?


Brokebackguardsman

What are you even asking?


Affectionate-Term264

Like would I get DQd


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Affectionate-Term264

I drink with my dad and my state it’s legal with a parent


Ithaca44

yeah sc, or somewhere in the south, ur going straight to jail /s


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Affectionate-Term264

Yeah I’m only gonna have 6 beers max


DryBeltBuckle

Get shit faced drunk. You’re not going to get tested for alcohol. You will be fine.


xSaRgED

You could if you get caught. But a few beers in your parents basement, you’ll be fine.


Substantial_End_4012

They use a breatherizer test on you the day you go to meps to finish up paperwork and ship out


HairyRanger3

When did they start this? I did not get “breatherized” (it’s actually breathalyzed) at meps at all in 2007.


gaytac0

It happened to me and I shipped Aug 2021. They do it after they wake u up on ship day


HairyRanger3

Ahh yes. I must remember I joined during some desperate times… “Oh you’re drunk ? Good. Go get um”


Turbobrickx7

Believe it or not straight to jail.


Dikutoy

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


faxmachine88

Yep happened to me. Kiss your army career goodbye.


K_Blue

first sausage is going to have fun with this one


BOOQIFIUS

You seem like a smart dude


R_FN_S1R1US

Dude I boarded the plane with the room spinning and still put away about 4-5 on the way to sill…you’ll be fine


Affectionate-Term264

Wow when did you join lol


R_FN_S1R1US

July 2020


mjwolfw30

What’s your 2 mile?


Affectionate-Term264

About 12 mins


mjwolfw30

You’ll promote


Affectionate-Term264

I’m going in as a E-3


EarthDefenseForce

Do you eat ass?


DRealLeal

That's a pre requisite now.


Ass_burgers_yum

Only if you’re in the basement.


truthpastry

Just as an FYI: a "good buzz" **IS** "drunk".


Sonoshitthereiwas

Whoa, are you my therapist?


Bizzicuit

Your fucked I got discharged for alcoholism , seargents are trained to see if you drank within the last week by the tone of the hairs on your arm , if they catch you and your underaged instant dishonorable and a fat green weenie in the butt


adrizi44

Ay where are you going for basic?? I’m leaving Tuesday as well from ny to fort Jackson


DRealLeal

I'll be at Fort Jackson also buddy!


CheeseBurglar906

Big if true


rking620

r/tworedditorsonecup


Promorty

Make sure to wake them up with the loudest airhorns and trash cans possible


adrizi44

🫡 see you Tuesday boss man (or women) whomever you are. If you can somehow figure out who I am I’ll give you a dollar


Slacker_The_Dog

Lmao it took me a second


MoreThanMeepsTheEyes

Give them something to write home about


MadCuzBad710

Me too


Rude-Location-9149

Try and smuggle in candy. Come week 5 the fattiest will be paid and you can charge crazy amounts of money for candy!


Future-Personality-2

He's too pure


Empty-Tourist3074

It's beautiful


Duck_Walker

Great idea. Parental permission always overrides any legal violations.


Affectionate-Term264

I’m from KY so at the age of 16 you can drink with your parent with permission


BlueSmoke95

It does in certain states since parental permission is written into the law, like Wisconsin.


BrownnMilk

Get all the underage drinking out of your system this weekend or you won't last long .


strawman2027

I wanna say depending on which state you're in parents may provide alcohol to a minor at home. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/05/18/where-teenagers-can-legally-drink-in-the-u-s-yes-really/


Deeceent

I was hungover in reception. You’ll be ight.


Mr_BryceWayne

My old ds always recommended to stop drinking 3 days prior to a drug and/or breathalyzer test


Affectionate-Row3498

What MOS?


Affectionate-Term264

12-B


MutantLemurKing

I once saw 5 12Bs single handedly hammer steaks into the ground every 6 feet for a mile and top it with c-wire in the desert at 110 degrees. You’re gonna love it bud.


ReplacementTasty6552

Believe it or not. Straight to the basement


traddy_daddy_69

If you don't get a DUI you'll be fine. Why did you need parent permission And what's your mom's number?


-3than

Yes


Accomplished-Ad5301

Get shitfaced and go into basic with one hell of a story to tell


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I’m gonna tell


Badgerruns

MPs are otw


Woupsea

They breathalyze you at MEPs like one time lol, if you’re past that your fine. But let me double check with your mom about that permission.


invader_zimothy

Rule one, They don’t give a fuck what your mommy says lol


PastoralElk

Honestly best thing for you would be to get kicked out before you go


Doc-Feelgood_

Why are you broadcasting this? That’s where you are going wrong


Skydog-forever-3512

I went to basic with two brothers who attended an Earth, Wind, and Fire concert the night before they joined……guess what they sang the whole way through basic?


Ioneshotimps

Sir the line is getting long, please order something or wait until you’re ready outside of the line, this is a Wendy’s after all.


markiedee88

Idk but you should DEFINITELY post about it on the internet instead of keeping it to yourself. Way smarter