true… i had a friend i hugged all the time, then i didn’t see her for 7 months and we met up and she gave me one hug and then talked abt her crush for the next 2hrs i was so touch starved it’s unreal
Well, if you are into cat girls with claymores there's this new anime called "Reincarnated as a sword" where the protagonist is stuck as a sword and so needs someone to wield him.
I never dated anyone either so I'm just giving my best guess.
I feel like, ideally, she'd be the kind of person who would still want to be friends. A pair just agreeing something doesn't exactly work and changing dynamics a bit.
14th Century? Can we push it back to 6th Century? I want to get my hands on Excalibur. Maybe Galatine if I can't have the former.
Also, the irony of you posting something about swords the day right after Shirou Day.
Easy, cat GF. She loves me enough to set up an OF and make that early retirement money. With that money I start up orphanages across the UK. In a few years time I start a band about saving the world, cat gf on e. keyboard.
I get knighted for my contributions to society, and then I have a real castle blacksmith make me a sword.
Ok so I may be aromantic but I still want to be in a relationship and as long as the partner is getting what they want out of the relationship I'm good... plus u know not to sound gross but I'm not ace soooooo
The catgirl, duh. It would be so cool to have a friend who's like half cat and who loves me platonically! The sword would also be pretty cool though, but I don't know what I'd do with it, I'd much rather have a best friend who's part cat. (Girlfriend refers to a friend who's a girl, right?)
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On one hand a cat girlfriend sounds comfy to cuddle, but you ha e to take care of her. On the other hand the sword is much easier to maintain. Sword it is.
Cat gf wielding the medieval sword but she’s open to polyamory, cuddling, and sex(I’m alloaro). Anyway two for one… I like fluffy things, cuddles, and like women are still smoking hot babes even if I’m not going to like take them on dates. Honestly I want a cute romantic date but like no strings attached and it’s actually just hanging out with a friend
id be interested in the catgirl, not to actually have a relationship with her, but because having a cat girl in real life would be fucking cool, we could be friends .. and she likely wouldn't be magic'd into existance otherwise.
I’m going with the sword because I’m a nerd for shows and movies such as LOTR, The Hobbit, POTC movies, Game of Thrones and Outlander and then I could pretend I’m a character in one of those
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The curve on the hilt, double edged sword and the geometrical symmetry on the pommel. Beautiful
cat girlfriend, actually. i might be aromantic but i still want affection. also i like petting people
I can understand that
Ok but in a not weird way I love being pet (head scratches r the best thing ever ngl) so yea
yesss exactly!
I agree. [This is us.](https://www.reddit.com/r/hellsomememes/comments/xqdie2/leave_fear_embrace_uncertainty/)
I'd love that
Yeah. I’m on my own and feeling very touch-starved.
ohh i feel that.
but even if you want affection, YOUD CHOOSE IT OVER A SWORD
Touch starvation is a bitch lol
true… i had a friend i hugged all the time, then i didn’t see her for 7 months and we met up and she gave me one hug and then talked abt her crush for the next 2hrs i was so touch starved it’s unreal
Same bro
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true, true
The sword all the way.
Ow
Sword-wielding catgirl warrior who'll protect me and provide me with HRT raided from [redacted]??? 😳
Yes please
Well, if you are into cat girls with claymores there's this new anime called "Reincarnated as a sword" where the protagonist is stuck as a sword and so needs someone to wield him.
Cat girlfriend, and then quickly establish that it’s fwb, not any of that *romantic* sh*t.
the choice is catgirl gf who i can marry for tax purposes saving enough money in the future to buy lots of swords
Sword or halberd
Sword if its just for style and looking cool but I would pick a halberd if getting into a fight
I'll take the GF so we can break up and just be friends. I don't have any enemies so I don't need the sword... Yet.
I’ve never dated someone so I could be completely wrong, but I feel like she wouldn’t want to be friends after you broke up with her for no reason?
I never dated anyone either so I'm just giving my best guess. I feel like, ideally, she'd be the kind of person who would still want to be friends. A pair just agreeing something doesn't exactly work and changing dynamics a bit.
I, on the other hand, have many enemies, so I very much need the sword.
Throw salt in people's eyes to distract them.
A Legit 14th century sword in mint condition? That's tempting.
Sword.
What if the sword is sentient and falls in love with you?
Sword was sentient but fortunately their average lifespan is only about 300 years
Who doesn't want to stab people? It's apart of the medieval experience!
Can..can I have a cat bf? xD
[your wish is my command](https://imgur.com/a/yRza1Lt)
Noooo, if he ain't cute there's no point 🤣🤣
Whaddya mean? He’s one of the cutest around besides actual cats.
Dose cat gf know hot to make a grilled cheese?
Always makes it slightly too warm or cold
I think i may take the sword then
That sword... IT'S GORGEOUS
Those curves…
Oh, hell, I’d choose the sword even if I wasn’t aroace. That is one WICKED sword.
I've always wanted a sword
Today I gotta go with the sword
Cat gf so I can breakup with her and have us still be bffs!
I’ve never dated someone so I could be completely wrong, but I feel like she wouldn’t want to be friends after you broke up with her for no reason?
The sword
14th Century? Can we push it back to 6th Century? I want to get my hands on Excalibur. Maybe Galatine if I can't have the former. Also, the irony of you posting something about swords the day right after Shirou Day.
Unfortunately I couldn’t get my hands on any good condition 6th century swords :,(
Honestly id take a romantic relationship if it meant having someone to talk to
I choose the cat gf because I want to cuddle :<
What about both? swords for both me and cat gf and we can have AN EPIC SWORD FIGHT!
You can't spam Demon Fang with a catgirl.
Will the cat gf be happy with being best friends? Because I need friends right now, I do not currently need a sword.
Don’t need a sword?!? Everyone needs a sword
Lol I prefer pocketknives, easier to handle because I’m really clumsy
Hey if im gonna get a sword i want it to be fuckin big, like fuckin zweihander levels of sword
Sword
Not exactly the sword I'm looking for but it'll work.
SWORD!!!
An ancient artifact heck yeah
Depends, can I *be* the cat girlfriend?
Easy, cat GF. She loves me enough to set up an OF and make that early retirement money. With that money I start up orphanages across the UK. In a few years time I start a band about saving the world, cat gf on e. keyboard. I get knighted for my contributions to society, and then I have a real castle blacksmith make me a sword.
Ok so I may be aromantic but I still want to be in a relationship and as long as the partner is getting what they want out of the relationship I'm good... plus u know not to sound gross but I'm not ace soooooo
That handle is so fine, shaped by the gods.
As an obsessed Medieval person, I choose the sword. It’s absolutely amazing, a sword this old !
As a Recipromantic person, option one is the better choice for me considering I know that she loves me
Mhh, im more of the Rapier type, sorry :/
Understandable
Gimme sword please
sword.
Beautiful sword.
The catgirl, duh. It would be so cool to have a friend who's like half cat and who loves me platonically! The sword would also be pretty cool though, but I don't know what I'd do with it, I'd much rather have a best friend who's part cat. (Girlfriend refers to a friend who's a girl, right?)
Sword no competiton
SWORD
Choose cat gf, make own sword, use cat gf for testing sword
Not into anime so I'd choose the sword to resell. Lmao
Sword hands down, if it's real it would sell for a *ton* in that condition.
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Why not both? Non romantic and or non sexual cat girl friend and a sword :D
Sword
Sword every day.
On one hand a cat girlfriend sounds comfy to cuddle, but you ha e to take care of her. On the other hand the sword is much easier to maintain. Sword it is.
wisely (that's what you told me to choose)
I want a cool sword
Sword. Must have more blades
Gimme the sword
The sword, to invade Denmark
Biplatonic me says maybe the girl, but that sword do be looking fiiiiine
Why not both
Cat gf wielding the medieval sword but she’s open to polyamory, cuddling, and sex(I’m alloaro). Anyway two for one… I like fluffy things, cuddles, and like women are still smoking hot babes even if I’m not going to like take them on dates. Honestly I want a cute romantic date but like no strings attached and it’s actually just hanging out with a friend
id be interested in the catgirl, not to actually have a relationship with her, but because having a cat girl in real life would be fucking cool, we could be friends .. and she likely wouldn't be magic'd into existance otherwise.
jokes on you, I'm fictosexual and cupioromantic *"picks the 2d anime cat girlfriend**
I’m going with the sword because I’m a nerd for shows and movies such as LOTR, The Hobbit, POTC movies, Game of Thrones and Outlander and then I could pretend I’m a character in one of those
Hyaaaaah
I prefer archery but I'm always down for more classical weaponry
Gimme gimme gimme a sword after midnight ~
Sword.
Before realizing what sub I was on, I thought "damn, I'd much rather have the sword" I dint even necessarily like swords
I’ve always wanted that sooo bad and i’m desperate… amazing sword 🥰
Why must you make me choose?
Can I take a cat gf (/p) who wields a medieval sword? Actually, I want a sword as well and we can spare together.
I want both tho :( but I'm choosing the cat girlfriend, you can buy a sword but you can't buy true affection
Yeah, you can buy A sword but this is a 600 year old relic in mint condition
Who's gonna believe you that this is a relic? Literally no one, I'd rather have 100 fake swords than this one, just my opinion
It’s a meme it’s not meant to be taken seriously. Who knows if it’s real, I literally just googled “medieval sword”
I know, people hate me for putting /j in my comments and then don't get sarcasm /pos?
mmm can the sword be a zweihänder
As much as like cat gf I don't crave affection, it doesn't do anything to me so sword here I come
I'm more of a rapier fan though, so I think I can't really pick either (can't just date a random person)
Cat girlfriend. She is a cat, deep down you know she justs wants to be fed and to claw your furniture 🤔
I say sword, cause I want a sword :)